Chapter 259: Classmate Shuhang, Another Big Surprise...
The next day, month and day, is cloudy.
The weather was rarely cool, but despite the presence of the 'Soul-Sealing Ice Bead', he was not afraid of the scorching heat. However, as long as you don't have to look at Father-in-law Sun's bright smiling face in the hot summer, your whole mood will feel better.
Early this morning, Zhao Yaya drove over to take Father Song to the hospital for a physical checkup...
At first, Father Song said that he didn’t have any health problems and didn’t want to go to the hospital. People of Father Song’s generation had a strange problem. They didn’t like to go to the hospital when they were sick. They preferred to hold on at home when they had a common cold. , there is a natural resistance to the word "go to the hospital".
However, when Song's mother's expression became serious, Song's father followed Zhao Yaya to the hospital obediently.
The special relationship between Song’s father and Song’s mother also has a story.
It is said that the two of them were classmates when they were students... In the early years, Song's father was not as private as he is now.
At that time, Song's father's physique was comparable to that of Lao Lu. He had a strong back, a strong body, and a sinister face.
Moreover, Song’s father was still the main gold medalist in the school’s Sanda club…and Song’s mother was a well-known beauty in the school back then.
The reason why the two got acquainted was this - it is said that there was a member of the Sanda Club back then who was a close friend of Song's father. The club member happened to want to pursue Song's mother at that time, but he had no chance to contact her.
Finally, he thought hard for several days and came up with a clever idea. So I approached Father Song and asked Father Song to help me perform a play - a hero saves a beauty.
Back then, Father Song had a strong figure and a sinister face. He didn't even need makeup to play the role of a bad guy. All he has to do is stand there and tremble his muscles, coupled with a ferocious smile, and he is a born villain.
So, that friend asked Father Song to play the role of the bad guy and scare Mother Song. Then, at the critical moment, he made a shining appearance, saved the beauty as a hero, and won the beauty's favor!
How can I say that Father Song's personality back then was somewhat similar to Song Shuhang's now. He was always open to small things like helping others.
So, the two set up their lines.
Then, the two chose a path that Song's mother would pass by when she was out of school, and waited for her to pass by.
The friend crouched in the corner, ready to rescue the beauty at any time.
And Father Song arched his muscles,
Go to meet Mrs. Song.
According to the plan, Song's father stopped Song's mother, flexed his muscles in front of her and showed a ferocious smile: "Girl, go to a nice place with my brother, can we have a good time?"
Next, according to the script, Song's mother should be frightened to tears, and then her friend will appear as a hero to seek beauty, beat Song's father away, and win the beauty's favor.
But at that time, Song’s mother didn’t have the slightest fear. She stood calmly and looked at Father Song up and down, from head to toe. Her gaze made Father Song feel a little nervous.
Then, Song's mother nodded and said calmly: "Okay, let's go."
Then - she and Song's father left together like this... left.
Song's father's best friend fell to his knees and could not utter a word for a long time.
Soon after, Song’s mother became Song’s father’s girlfriend. As for Song's father's good friend, he had fainted in the toilet from crying so many times.
Then, within a few years of his student career, Song’s father’s temperament changed drastically. He went from a strong man with a muscular face to a man who wears glasses, writes private texts, speaks calmly and behaves elegantly, and his academic performance has improved by leaps and bounds.
It is hard to tell outsiders how much suffering Father Song suffered from such a huge change.
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After getting up, while Song Shuhang was having breakfast, Song's mother came over hurriedly and asked, "Shuhang, where is the injured person you picked up?"
She just went to the guest room to take a look and found that the injured number who was unconscious yesterday was missing, and her bed sheets were also missing.
Song Shuhang swallowed the fried egg in his mouth and said: "I was just about to tell mom that the injured patient woke up in the middle of the night yesterday. Then he came to my room to find me. After chatting with me for a while, He just leaves."
"Leaving him wrapped in a sheet in the middle of the night? Don't you want to keep him?" Song's mother frowned.
"At that time, he came to see me in the middle of the night, and I was still awake. After he finished talking to me, he wrapped himself in a sheet and left... I didn't even have time to put on his clothes. Forget it, it's okay. , he will find a way to solve the clothing issue himself. Anyway, I am not very familiar with him... If he wants to leave, I will not stop him." Song Shuhang replied casually.
He really didn't expect to give Taoist Yunwu clothes. He wrapped himself in a sheet and jumped out of the window and flew away.
"You, it's true. If you don't even give me a set of clothes, you'll make people laugh." Song's mother sighed, and then said, "Also, isn't your friend awake yet?"
She saw that Venerable Bai hadn't gotten up to eat yet...
"Haha, he's quite sleepy. But he was driving all the way yesterday, so he's probably quite tired. Let him sleep for a while, and it'll be fine." Song Shuhang said with a dry smile - It's too big, Venerable White has to go into seclusion for two days There are so many days. Only twenty hours have passed now, and it's still a long time before Senior Bai ends his retreat.
He had to find a way to avoid exposing any flaws.
"He is really a sleeper, so let him sleep a little longer. He must get up at noon to eat, otherwise it will be bad for his health if he continues to sleep." Song's mother said.
"I know, I will definitely wake him up by noon." Song Shuhang promised - I wonder if I can force Venerable White to come out of seclusion?
If Senior Bai who is in seclusion is forcibly awakened, will something happen?
For example, would Senior Bai have the same 'waking up energy'? If he didn't close Zuguan, would he have 'exiting energy'? If he gets angry out of seclusion, will his house be blown up?
By the way, by the way...the little monk's hemorrhoid treatment is about to end today!
By then, senior brother Zhou Li will be back with Doudou and the young monk.
At that time, maybe you can ask Senior Brother Zhou Li to think of a way. Maybe there is some magic that can transform you into the appearance of Senior Bai, and go out to have a meal as Senior Bai, so as not to make Mother Song suspicious.
In this way, the problem of Senior Bai's retreat can be solved!
When he thought of this, Song Shuhang suddenly felt relieved.
After breakfast, it was almost half past seven.
"Mom, I'm going to exercise. Maybe it will take a little longer. If you need anything, call me." Song Shuhang called.
At home, there is no place to practice.
Therefore, he wanted to find an uninhabited place nearby to practice the "Basic Vajra Boxing Technique".
"Okay, don't run too far." Song's mother said casually.
Song Shuhang touched the Enlightenment Stone in his pocket, and after thinking about it, he went to the living room to wrap the 'Ba Shachi' with a cloth and take it with him.
The 'Flame Knife' taught by Chi Xiaozi also requires diligent practice - after seeing the figure of 'Chi Xiaozi' in Lady Onion's memory, Song Shuhang felt more and more that this 'Flame Knife' might have a deeper meaning. secret.
After Song Shuhang left, he ran directly towards Niuding Mountain, which was a good place for cultivation.
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In a forest in Niuding Mountain.
After Song Shuhang finished playing the "Basic Vajra Boxing Technique", he closed his eyes and carefully sensed the changes in his body - yesterday, he had just opened the 'nose aperture'.
But today, after one punch, he found that his fourth orifice, the 'ear orifice', was already full of energy and blood, and he felt faintly swollen!
It is estimated that in up to seven days, the 'ear aperture' will be full of energy and blood, and it will explode!
"Is it because of the onion lady's body that he ate yesterday?" Song Shuhang understood in his heart that although the onion lady's body that he swallowed yesterday was taken out by Taoist Yunwu with his 'empty hand', it turned into onion essence crystal.
However, there was another part that had been digested by Song Shuhang and became a tonic for his own Qi and blood.
Although Lady Onion's fighting ability is a bit weak, her three hundred years of cultivation are not fake. Even if it's just a small part, it's enough to fill one of Song Shuhang's acupoints.
"After the ear orifice, there is the mouth orifice. After the mouth orifice, there is the realm of jumping over the dragon gate! The fish jumps over the dragon gate and turns the void into reality. The invisible power of qi and blood in the body will turn into true qi when the time comes!" Song Shuhang took a deep breath.
True qi is different from qi and blood. True qi can be released outwards. Just like in the movie, after practicing to a very high level, you swing your sword and slash, and the sword will be slashed out with sword qi. cool!
Just as he was thinking this, Song Shuhang saw the 'Ba Shai Sword' in his hand.
It's a knife... It's a knife.
Even what Chi Xiaozi taught in the dream was a flaming knife. Could it be that he was destined to become a swordsman in this life, not a swordsman?
"What a mouthful! When I reach the level of a second-grade true master, I will immediately practice several sets of sword techniques. I will wear a long sword in white and roar like a song!" Song Shuhang gritted his teeth and said.
First, he repeatedly practiced the "Basic Vajra Boxing Technique", "The Gentleman's Journey of Ten Thousand Miles", "The Immovable Vajra Body", and then the "True Self Meditation Sutra".
Then there are the 'Flame Knife' and the three techniques for using mental power, 'Psychic Detective Method', 'Vigilance' and 'Psychic Coercion'.
Then there are Taoist palm thunder and turtle breath techniques.
Finally, Song Shuhang lit a small flame and practiced the 'Fire Control Technique'.
Unknowingly, he also learned many skills. The most handsome thing is the thunder in the palm, and the fire control technique is also very handsome, but it's a pity that he hasn't mastered it well.
By the time a set of practice ended, three hours had passed.
At this time, Song Shuhang's phone rang.
When I took it out, I saw a call from Xiao Jiang, a Harvest Express courier.
Whose express delivery? Could it be the 'Lingmai Bicha' sent by Yu Rouzi? It’s so fast!
Song Shuhang answered the phone: "Hello, Xiao Jiang?"
"Haha, classmate Shuhang, it's me. I'm downstairs at your house right now, and I have a big express delivery for you." Sima Jiang's hearty laughter came from the other end of the phone.
"Large express delivery?" Song Shuhang asked subconsciously.
"Boss, the square box is about 1.6 cubic meters in size." Sima Jiang replied.
Song Shuhang was stunned.
So big?
If it's just 'Lingmai Bicha', is Miss Yurouzi going to give herself enough tea for a lifetime?