Chapter 255 What if I Were an Onion?

After all, Lady Onion is an onion spirit who has lived for three hundred years. She has a huge amount of evil energy stored in her body - although this evil energy is useless to herself and can only be used to scare people.

However, evil spirit is evil spirit!

If her body is cut up and cooked, and there is no special cooking fairy to deal with the evil spirits, these evil spirits will enter the body of the eater along with the dishes.

Ordinary people will be infected by evil spirits if they eat it.

The luckier ones will go crazy and become fools, and then go around killing people and causing trouble, until they torture themselves to death.

Those who are unlucky may even be infected by the demonic energy and become half-human and half-demon... I don’t know how they will die by then.

Even if you are a monk, it will be very troublesome if you don't have enough cultivation to refine this part of the demonic energy!

"Don't you want to use me to cook? I'll make it happen for you!"

Therefore, when Mrs. Song stir-fries the onion essence in the future, it will be so easy, and it will be cooked after the oil is passed through - that is the onion essence actively cooperating with Mrs. Song.

"Once you eat it, don't think about vomiting it out. Just accept the torture of the evil spirit, hehehehe. I can't bear to let the child trap the wolf. I'm so smart." Lady Onion said proudly.

Then, Lady Onion, who only had an onion root left, crawled out of Song Shuhang's pocket and climbed into another pocket, where the 'Enlightenment Stone' was also stored.

Lady Onion's roots stuck to the Enlightenment Stone, and she began to calculate in her mind: "When I take a breather and regain some strength, I can escape with this gem... and by the way, I can also take away the precious sword. That sword is really awesome It's so sharp that it sliced ​​my body into pieces easily with one stroke."

Tsk tsk Although I lost my upper body, I could get a gem and a sword in exchange for it, so it was worth it!

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The demonic energy spread from his stomach to Song Shuhang's whole body, and the frantic demonic energy faintly impacted his consciousness.

Song Shuhang silently circulated the 'True Self Meditation Sutra', and the true self sat firmly in the sea of ​​consciousness, keeping the spiritual platform clear. While he started to try, he could convert the heat in his body into qi and blood. If he could, he would make a fortune.

At this time, a large amount of spiritual energy surged from the body of Venerable Bai next to him. Those auras were caused by Venerable Bai absorbing the auras of heaven and earth and integrating them into his body during his cultivation.

When these spiritual energies gathered towards Venerable Bai,

There will be a small number of people who are attracted to Song Shuhang's body - in the world of cultivation, sometimes when the teacher is in retreat, there will be disciples rushing to guard the door of the cave, this is the reason.

When powerful monks practice in seclusion, they naturally attract a large amount of spiritual energy. If the disciple guarding the door seizes the opportunity, he can drink some soup, which is very refreshing.

At the same time, every time these spiritual energy washes through Song Shuhang's body, a small amount of demonic energy will be forced out of his body...

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Song Shuhang continued to practice, and unknowingly... fell asleep.

Then, he had a dream.

He dreamed that he... turned into a green onion!

After the strange dream of the altar master and the casual cultivator Li Tiansu, did he become a green onion again?

The so-called first time of birth, the second time of maturity.

Song Shuhang is no longer surprised by his 'strange dream'. He knew that he should start experiencing other people's lives again.

The reason why he dreams about the life of the altar owner is because the curse of the altar owner before his death turned into a resentful ghost and haunted him, making him experience the miserable life of the altar owner...

The reason why I dream about the life of casual cultivator Li Tiansu is because part of Li Tiansu's memory was merged with the spirit ghost, and the spirit ghost was contracted by Song Shuhang, so he experienced part of Li Tiansu's life...

Now I dream that I turned into a green onion... Needless to say, it must be because I ate onion essence and then started to dream about her life experience, right?

At this time, Song Shuhang felt that he was being grasped by a broad hand. That big hand is so warm that people don't want to leave.

Then, the owner of the big hand took Shuhang'Green Onion' to a very high mountain peak, with a large forest on the side and a clear stream on the right.

"We're here." The owner of the big hand said, his voice like thunder from the sky, and every word seemed to be accompanied by the great road of heaven and earth accompanying his voice.

Looking at this memory scene, could it be that it was more than three hundred years ago - or even longer, when the onion essence was planted? Song Shuhang guessed in his mind.

It seems that the onion spirit is not a spirit born from heaven and earth, but a species that was specially planted and cultivated?

The owner of Big Hand dug a hole in the ground with his own hands and carefully planted the green onion in his hand.

At this time, Song Shuhang saw clearly the owner of the big hand through Green Onion's 'sight'.

It was a thin man, wearing a fiery red Taoist robe, and his whole body seemed to be shrouded in layers of clouds.

Song Shuhang was stunned for a moment, and then he called out in surprise: "Taoist Priest Chi Xiaozi!"

The Taoist Priest in the fiery red robe in front of him was the Taoist Priest Chi Xiaozi who he had seen teaching in the memory of ‘Rogue Cultivator Li Tiansu’!

At that time, in Li Tiansu's dream, Taoist Priest Chi Xiaozi's eyes seemed to have experienced the limitations of time and space, and he directly saw the existence of 'Song Shuhang', and taught Song Shuhang the move of 'Flame Knife'.

Chi Xiaozi said that it was just an ordinary flame sword, but when Song Shuhang saw the burning posture when he used it, he knew that what Chi Xiaozi taught was definitely not as simple as an ordinary 'flame sword'.

Song Shuhang didn't expect that this time, in Onion Jing's 'memory', he would meet the mysterious and powerful Taoist Priest Chi Xiaozi again.

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But this time, Taoist Priest Chi Xiaozi didn't seem to see Song Shuhang.

"Come on and grow up. Even the most ordinary little onion will have an unlimited future. I really want to see how far you will grow in the future. This is exactly what I want to see the most." Chi Taoist priest Xiaozi said softly to Xiao Cong.

His warm hand gently stroked the onion leaves: "Remember the place where you were born, remember it firmly, and don't forget it until you die... because your roots are here."

After saying this, Taoist Priest Chi Xiaozi stretched his body, then crossed the sky, ascended step by step and disappeared.

It seems that planting such a green onion was just a whim.

Green onion swayed slowly on the top of the mountain...alone, but she still tenaciously took root and survived.

Next, the sun rises and sets, day after day, year after year.

In the blink of an eye, three years have passed...

Is there any mistake? Since it is a dream, wouldn’t it be nice to pass these windy days with a quick movie shot? Why does it have to be so realistic? Why does he have to live day after day like a real green onion?

Song Shuhang really wanted to flip the table!

Then, for some reason, Song Shuhang suddenly remembered an elementary school essay he had written.

When I was in elementary school, the essay topics were very silly.

The title of that time was "If I were a grass".

When he was a child, Song Shuhang wrote with a stroke of his pen: If I were a grass, I would work hard to grow, take root downwards, sprout upwards, thrive, carry out photosynthesis, and contribute to society.

I can’t remember the specific content, but it’s roughly the content.

Looking back now, how cute was I when I was a child?

The grass is growing vigorously and you still want to contribute to society? It would be nice if the farmers didn't give you a dose of weed-killing pesticides.

At most, the grass should be cut back to feed horses, pigs, cattle and sheep...

And the silly thing is... When Song Shuhang was a child, he once imagined that if he were a grass, wouldn't it be interesting to live a carefree life?

Unexpectedly, this wish would come true one day.

He was now like an onion, swaying in the cold wind, exposed to the wind and sun, and could do nothing but be in a daze.

"If I were an onion, I would choose to break my own onion waist and commit suicide...because Tatema is boring." Song Shuhang murmured.

If someone told Shuhang now: Maybe it would be a very happy thing to become a grass without worries.

Song Shuhang will definitely drown the opponent with his spit - please insert your legs into the soil and sway in the wind for three years, and then come back to me to discuss the feeling of 'becoming a grass'!

He has been swaying in the wind for three full years now!

So boring, so boring, even if a rabbit came and ate the onions, it would be fine.

But there were no rabbits, no small animals of any kind.

The green onions are still swaying in the wind, experiencing wind and sun.

So, Song Shuhang continued day after day, year after year...

In short, Song Shuhang couldn't even remember how many years had passed.

At first he could still murmur twice: "So boring, so boring."

In the end, he couldn't even murmur too lazily.

As an onion, you must have the awareness to be an onion, take root downwards to absorb nutrients, sprout upwards, and use photosynthesis to serve all mankind.

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Finally one day, the torturous days suddenly ended.

Because this green onion suddenly became a spirit.

There were no warning signs.

There was no thunder disaster, no condensed demon pill, no stormy thunder. Just overnight, Cong Jing woke up and found that she had turned into a green-haired girl, very cute.

Onion Spirit was so happy that she, who had never left the ground, suddenly gained the function of human legs. As a cute little onion spirit, she began to live happily in the mountains and old forests.

Such unrestrained days passed for more than ten years.

Song Shuhang had to sigh, this green onion lived a really happy life without any worries.

Then suddenly one day, a monster organization called "Monsters of the World United to Become a Family" found the Green Onion Spirit, sucked her into the organization, and gave her the name "Onion Lady".

"Monsters from all over the world unite and become a family? What is this name? When I hear this name, I want to complain!"

But since it is a monster organization...you should teach Lady Onion some self-defense skills, right? Song Shuhang thought to himself.

——Because according to previous experience, if he remembers the secret skill in the dream clearly, he can learn it! For example, the ‘Flame Knife’!

If he had a unique skill, it wouldn't be in vain for him to be a green onion swinging in the wind and snow for so many years!

But soon, he thought of Lady Onion's good-for-nothing female seductress. Is there any secret skill in this monster organization?