Chapter 226 Donor, You Are Selling Small Things Here...

The sun sets in the west and the sky becomes dark.

A small mountain village outside the Jiangnan region.

Cao Delian sat at the door of his old house, smoking silently. After smoking one cigarette after another, he finally seemed to have made up his mind.

He returned to the house and opened the small door of the closet, revealing various statues of Buddha and gods inside.

"All the gods who know and don't know, I, Old Cao, will quit after finishing this job, so please bless me and let me do a good job in my last job. When I change my appearance in the future, I will definitely I will give you a golden body for all your idols." Cao De put on the incense and put some fruits and other offerings in a decent manner.

Then he carefully closed the closet door and took a deep breath.

The last vote, today is definitely the last vote! Once you're done, quit working, change your identity and live somewhere else, Cao Delian thought to himself.

Then he straightened his clothes a little, turned around, and was about to leave the old house and go out to find the target for the last vote.

When he turned around, he suddenly saw a young monk appearing at the door of his house.

The little monk looked about eight years old. He had a round face and was so cute that people would want to pinch his face and twist it twice when they saw him.

Moreover, the little monk tried his best to put on a serious face. This action increased his cuteness to another level.

If this little guy is put up for sale, there will definitely be many people crazy about paying for it, right? Cao Delian had an occupational disease in his heart and secretly guessed.

When Cao Delian was thinking, he saw the young monk clasping his hands together and saluting him: "Hello, donor, Cao Delian, is the donor at home?"

Hey, the little monk knows my name?

Cao Delian was confused, but he still returned the gift in a decent manner and said: "Hello, little master. I am Cao Delian."

"That's right." A look of relief appeared on the young monk's face: "The young monk has something to do with Donor Cao. By the way, is it convenient for the young monk to come into the room and talk?"

Cao Delian was stunned for a moment, but he nodded and welcomed the young monk into the room.

Then, Cao Delian asked cautiously: "I wonder what the young master wants from me? Did someone ask you to bring a message?"

"no.

The young monk bowed again and said, "The young monk came to see Almsgiver Cao because he had something to do and came to see you." The young monk also inquired in many ways today and found out where you live, Donor Cao. "

Ask around and find yourself? Cao Delian was confused and asked, "I wonder what the young master wants from me?"

"That's right! I heard that Donor Cao, your place specializes in selling children, right?" The little monk showed an innocent smile: "Then I want to ask, Donor Cao, do you accept children here? "

When he said this, the little monk blushed slightly and said: "If you buy a child, what do you think of me, little monk? Although I am already six years old, I feel that I am quite cute. If you want to buy it, five How about I sell it to you for a thousand yuan?"

Cao Delian's expression at this time was an enlarged version of confusion.

What kind of divine expansion is this? Are you trying to trick me? Or are you kidding me?

Seeing his stunned look, the young monk thought that the price was not appropriate, so he said distressedly: "No? Four thousand is fine. It can't be any less. The little monk needs hemorrhoid surgery, which will cost at least five thousand." The young monk only has one thousand yuan in his hand."

Cao Delian continues to be confused...

"Isn't it even four thousand? But it can't be any less. If it's any less, the little monk won't be able to do hemorrhoid surgery at all." The little monk frowned.

Hemorrhoid surgery? Four thousand less? So you came to sell yourself?

What kind of logical thinking is this?

After a while, Cao Delian asked aloud: "Little master, stop joking. Where is your family?"

The young monk thought for a moment and then replied: "It's a place far, far away. It would take four or five hours to get there by flying in the sky."

In other words, does it take four or five hours to fly? Very far away.

Cao Delian felt a slight pain in his stomach: "Then how did you get here?"

"I sneaked out of the temple secretly with the master on my back. After flying in the air for four or five hours, I arrived in the Jiangnan area. Then I met an acquaintance and stayed at his house for one night. But... today the little monk himself I came out to make money, so I ran away again." The young monk answered honestly - because monks don't lie.

When Cao Delian heard this, his eyes suddenly lit up.

The stomachache was cured by the medicine, and his heart was a little faster - could it be that the little monk in front of him was the last sum of money that the gods blessed him with? And then make a fortune?

This little monk has a good foundation, he has tender skin and tender flesh, and he is handsome. And he's only six years old. Although the way the brain thinks is a bit strange, these things can be taught.

So, he thought for a while and asked: "What about that acquaintance of yours?"

The young monk replied: "I don't know. He went out with another senior and didn't come back for most of the day. That's why I came out alone. Donor Cao, why do you ask these questions? You answer the young monk, four thousand yuan can't buy it Buy the little monk? If you don’t buy it, the little monk will have to go to other places to ask!"

What a God-given opportunity! Cao Delian clenched his fists excitedly - he even thought of his many opportunities.

As long as this young monk is successfully sold, he might not have to worry about food and drink for the rest of his life. This is definitely the result of praying to various gods day and night.

At this time, he had already considered kidnapping and trafficking the young monk.

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However, Cao Delian was a careful person. He first went out cautiously and glanced around the outside of his home. There was no one ambushing him outside, so it didn't look like he was cheating.

This little monk is really out of his mind and came here to sell himself.

Great, next I just need to take the little monk away from the southeast region and go to other cities, and then I can find a seller to sell it for a big price! By then, even if the little monk's acquaintances realized something was wrong, he would have already run away without a trace.

Thinking of this, Cao Delian returned to the room and said, "Are you really going to sell yourself?"

"Of course, the young monk is in urgent need of money to treat hemorrhoids." The young monk nodded.

Well, cure hemorrhoids, cure hemorrhoids!

"Okay, come with me!" Cao Delian said to the young monk.

After saying that, Cao Delian casually packed up some salutes and came to the broken car at the door.

Cao Delian's eyes were soft and he said to the young monk: "Get in the car, uncle will take you to a nearby city!"

"Donor Cao, are you going to buy me?" The young monk's brows showed joy.

"Yes, you come with me to the car!" Cao Defian replied, and at the same time opened the back door of the broken car and motioned for the young monk to get in.

The young monk did not get on the car immediately, but stretched out his palm: "Pay the money with one hand and deliver the goods with the other hand. Since you bought the young monk, you must pay the young monk first, and then the young monk can deliver the goods."

This little monk really has something wrong with his mind!

However, seeing the determined look on the young monk's face, Cao Defian gritted his teeth, took out his wallet and tapped it, then counted out four thousand red notes and handed them to the young monk: "Here, four thousand yuan!"

Anyway, when he goes to the next city, he can knock out the little monk. Wouldn't the four thousand yuan go back to his pocket?

The little monk clicked carefully and then put away the money with satisfaction: "No problem, Donor Cao. The little monk will sell himself to you! Then, how about we get a hemorrhoid surgery first?"

Damn it, the pit in your brain is really big. Cao Defian complained in his heart, but still replied: "Let's go to another place for surgery! The medical regulations there are better, minimally invasive treatment, painless abortion. Ah! Minimally invasive treatment, it won't hurt at all! After the operation, there is no pain at all." There will be no recurrence.”

The little monk nodded as if he understood: "Okay, since Almsgiver Cao said so, let's go to the place you mentioned to treat hemorrhoids."

Then, the little monk obediently climbed into the back seat of the car.

Cao Delian was excited, started his broken car, roared the accelerator, and drove forward quickly.

As expected, this person must have faith. No matter what kind of statue he offers, if he offers some incense, there will always be one who is more useful. Wow haha.

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In the pharmacist's building.

Song Shuhang asked: "Doudou, can you find the young monk?"

Doudou sat squatting, sticking out his tongue and looking cute, then tilted his head and said: "Of course you can, woof! With my sense of smell, it's easy to find the little monk."

Song Shuhang immediately opened a bag of chicken-flavored dog food and handed it to Doudou: "Then Doudou, can you do me a favor and find the little monk?"

Doudou took the dog food with his front paws, poured the whole package into his mouth, chewed it, and swallowed it. Then, it continued to tilt its head and said: "What's the benefit? Woof!"

If you want to ask Doudou for help, you must either give it satisfactory benefits; or you must be in a good mood one day.

Song Shuhang thought for a moment and said, "I can teach you how to drive! Then if I have a chance, I'll find a deserted place and let you drive a few laps for fun?"

Doudou rolled his eyes, stuck out his tongue, and then simply rolled on the ground. Obviously, the conditions mentioned by Song Shuhang were unable to impress it.

Song Shuhang gritted his teeth and said: "After you become more proficient in driving, we can choose a car with 'Stealth Formation, Anti-Reconnaissance Formation' engraved on it, and then you can drive it out and race as fast as you can! You can drive wherever you want, whatever you want. you!"

As soon as he finished speaking, Doudou immediately rolled up from the ground: "No problem, leave it to me! Wang, I will find the little monk soon, and then notify you to take him back. Wang!"

After that, Doudou rolled up from the ground, got out of the window triumphantly, and flew out.

After Doudou left, Song Shuhang wanted to slap himself hard. He was too quick to talk just now, and he actually agreed to accompany Doudou to race? Are you desperate for your life?

He had to go to the hospital for a checkup in a few days. It would be best to come back with a bottle of 'Suxiao Jiuxin Pills' or something like that. He always felt that his big heart was finally a little overwhelmed.

"Shuhang, are you free?" At this time, Senior Bai, who was checking information on the computer, turned around and asked.

"Yes." Song Shuhang replied. After practicing for a while in the evening, he had all his free time.

"Then I'll teach you how to make the 'Qi and Blood Pill' tonight. I said last time that I'll teach you how to make it as soon as you get the ingredients together." Senior Bai said.