Chapter 225: Little Monk: I’m Going to Make Money to Treat...

The gray-haired Anthony slowly woke up from his coma... He felt that he was in a very bumpy place, just like the feeling he felt when riding a tractor a long time ago, shaking one after another, and it was extremely uncomfortable.

"Damn it, can't you just have a good sleep?" Anthony murmured, and then he slowly opened his eyes.

Bright! So bright! Liang was stunned!

When he opened his eyes, he found that there was light in front of him, all white. Moreover, this light illuminates all directions and has no blind spots, just like a medical shadowless lamp, not even a shadow can be seen!

It was vaguely visible that he was on a large ship. But if it is a big ship, why can I see white clouds floating beside the ship?

At this time, a gentle voice sounded in his ear: "Child, you are awake."

child? I, Tema, am already in my forties, almost fifty, but you still call me a child? The corner of Anthony's mouth twitched, and then he turned his head to look at the owner of the gentle voice.

One look at it almost made him pee.

It was a humanoid object that was as white as jade and flawless, with a pure white light radiating from his body. Behind him, a total of three pairs of wings flapped slowly, highlighting his sanctity.

God...angel? Anthony's mouth opened wide.

Why do I see angels?

Could it be... I'm dead? No way, it's impossible. There's no reason for me to die like this.

"Excuse me, where is this place?" Anthony asked with a cry. He was still very young. He still had many experiments he wanted to try. He still had many dreams that had not been realized. He felt that he could still save a little more!

"Don't panic, don't be afraid. My child, this is heaven." The seraph had a loving smile on his lips and his voice was soft, giving people an extremely comfortable feeling.

However, no matter how gentle the smile was, it could not resolve Anthony's despair at this time.

Heaven, am I really dead? He rolled his eyes and fainted...

"Senior Bai He, don't scare him like this. What if he is scared to death by you? We have to exchange him for Teacher Li." At this time, next to the seraph, there was a man shrouded in black. The figure in the clothes quietly emerged, grinning.

"What nonsense are you talking about?

I never scared him from beginning to end, and the name of my ship is ‘Paradise’, so I didn’t lie to him. "The seraph's tone was still gentle, and then it swayed slightly, and the holy light in the sky disappeared, revealing its true form.

It was a huge white crane, all white, with three wings on each side. This is its true form. As for the seraph just now, it was his human form.

Coincidentally, it is similar to the archangel in Western legends. I don’t know if it’s because of its human appearance, but it has gained a very good status in the Western world.

This True Lord White Crane is a close friend of True Lord Huangshan.

Teacher Xiao Li was taken away by Laomei or a similar institution. With the help of the White Crane Lord, it would be easy to exchange Anthony for Teacher Xiao Li.

In fact, it would be easy for True Monarch Huangshan to directly send people to rescue Teacher Xiao Li - but that would cause a lot of unnecessary trouble.

Well...actually the above are all excuses!

In fact, this True Lord Bai He once endured a lot of kindness from Senior Bai, the kind of kindness that was reborn. Whenever Senior Bai needs help, it is always the first one to jump out and help.

However, there is another big problem here. True Lord White Crane now refuses or dares not see Senior Bai's face - it is said that after he received the great kindness of Senior White, he rode around beside him for more than two months.

Then one day, it made a terrible death and proposed to Senior Bai.

I proposed... Needless to say what happened next.

That was the most painful yet sweetest memory in Lord White Crane's life. Even now, it still doesn't dare to see Lord White.

However, it also wanted to help Venerable White, even if it was a small matter, as long as it could help, it wanted to help.

Therefore, True Monarch Huangshan gave it the task of "rescuing Teacher Xiao Li" with peace of mind.

Teacher Xiao Li was handed over to the United States or similar institutions because of Venerable Bai. Taking out Xiao Li would be equivalent to helping Venerable Bai.

Moreover, after True Lord Huangshan handed over this task to True Lord Bai He, Bai He would not only go over to help, but he would also owe True Lord Huangshan a favor!

Not only can you let others do things for you, but also make others owe you a favor. It is such a beautiful thing, and you would be a fool not to do it!

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"By the way, Senior Bai is out of seclusion again this time, right? Who is responsible for leading Senior Bai to get familiar with the new era this time?" True Lord Bai He asked the man in black clothes next to him.

This man, covered in black clothes, is a subordinate of True Lord Huangshan.

People in the monk community call him Zhou Li, the ‘Hidden Sky Hook’. His duty is to deal with all kinds of troubles for Doudou, and to wipe Doudou's butt perfectly. For subordinates like him, True Lord Huangshan has a large team under his command.

"Well, Venerable White has been out of seclusion for some time. But this time, a new person is responsible for taking care of Venerable White." Zangtian Gou Zhouli replied.

"Newcomers? Tsk tsk, the people in True Monarch Huangshan's group have all become old fools. Are they unwilling to receive Senior Bai? A bunch of guys without determination!" True Monarch Bai He snorted.

Zhou Li: "..."

You are the person least qualified to talk about the willpower of fellow Taoists in the True Lord Group. At least the fellow Taoists in the group have not done such unscrupulous things as proposing marriages like you!

"So now, I bet that the newcomer has surrendered to the charm of Senior Bai, right?" True Lord Bai He asked. He believes that with the charm of Senior Bai, no matter whether the newcomer is male or female, human or demon, he will surrender. I can't help myself under the charm of Senior Yu Bai!

Zhou Li thought for a while and replied: "How should I put this? I heard Zhenjun mention that although the newcomer was affected by the charm of Senior Bai, he still maintained a normal relationship as friends."

"What? Can we still maintain a normal relationship as friends? Are the newcomers a boy or a girl? A human or a demon?" True Lord Bai He asked hurriedly.

"Human, male." Zhou Li replied.

"Male? Is this guy gay? He can actually withstand the charm of Senior Bai!" True Lord Bai He said in surprise.

Zhou Li: "..."

Senior Baihe, you are saying the opposite, it is exactly the opposite, right? It's precisely because that kid named Shuhang has a normal sexual orientation that he can block the charm of Venerable White!

Also, by the way, True Lord White Crane is not considered gay either.

Its race is very special, it is the bloodline of mythical beasts left over from ancient times. From the time they emerge from the egg, they have no distinction between gender, yin and yang.

Only when their clan finds the true love of their lives and makes a special contract similar to a marriage contract, will their clan evolve the corresponding gender according to the gender of their lover.

Generally speaking, they are a very noble and unscrupulous race. Before they got married, they would pick up girls if they wanted to, and they would pick up boys if they wanted to, and they truly achieved the freedom of love.

"Tsk, tsk, it seems that after I replace that Xiao Li, it is necessary to meet the new person this time." True Lord White Crane put his wings under his head, assuming a meditative posture.

We must educate the newcomers this time so that they can understand the charm and beauty of Senior Bai.

In this world, no creature that does not love Senior Bai is allowed to exist! Any creature that doesn't love Senior Bai is the world's fault.

Let the newbie’s wrong views be reversed by the True Monarch Bai He himself!

There was a blazing fire of fighting spirit burning in the eyes of True Lord White Crane.

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On the other side, Jiangnan area.

More than an hour ago, Song Shuhang and Venerable Bai grabbed Doudou and waited for a long time above the Jiangshui Civil Aviation Training Center. The professionals sent by Huangshan True Monarch to deal with the last things (wipe their buttocks) finally arrived.

Song Shuhang handed over Anthony to this team of professionals and told them the location of the 'plane crash'.

After that, the 'Beijing-Pakistan plane incident', 'the plane crash incident', and the 'Instructor Xiao Li becoming an astronaut incident' can all be handled by this professional team.

After the explanation, Shuhang, Senior Bai and Doudou returned to the pharmacist's building.

When Song Shuhang came back, he shouted: "Guo Guo!"

——I’m quite embarrassed to say that I asked this little monk to stay at home, stop running around, and take good care of the house. But he and Senior Bai rushed into the universe in one go. After going back and forth, they didn't even prepare lunch for the little monk.

I wonder if little monk Guoguo is hungry?

After Song Shuhang called twice, there was no response in the room.

"It's strange, why didn't he say a word? Could it be that he fell asleep?" Song Shuhang asked doubtfully.

Then, he searched up and down the whole building, but still couldn't see the little monk Guoguo.

"Where did this naughty kid go?" Song Shuhang gritted his teeth.

"Shuhang, come and take a look at this." At this time, Senior Bai pointed to the dining table on the third floor. On it was a novel that Song Shuhang had rented from a bookstore but had not yet returned.

Song Shuhang took a closer look and discovered that there were two large characters written on the cover of the novel.

First paragraph: "Brother Shuhang, I'm going to make money, don't read it."

Second paragraph: ": I checked on the Internet using my computer this morning and found that hemorrhoid surgery costs 3,000 to 5,000 yuan, and hospitalization is even more expensive! And when I went out, I only took 1,032 yuan and 60 cents with me. , there is still a lot of money left before the operation. So, Brother Shuhang, I am going to make money and will be back soon!"

"Ahhh!" Song Shuhang clenched his fist: "You bastard, you really want to piss me off, don't you? I told you to stay at home and take care of the house, but you still go out and run around for me, and turn a deaf ear to my words, right? Also, your sister ! When I catch you, regardless of whether you have hemorrhoids or not, I will beat the shit out of you!"

Doudou shrank his head quietly. Is Song Shuhang very angry today?