Chapter 210: What to Do if You Have Hemorrhoids in Seclusion for a Long Time...

Senior Brother Sanri only said that he would send a plate of "The Immovable Vajra Body" to assist with the exercises. Could it be that he also wanted to send someone to it?

Probably not? While Song Shuhang was thinking this, the small black flying sword was getting closer and closer.

And then...there was actually a person up there.

It was a little bald man about eight years old, and he screamed in the same rhythm as Song Shuhang at that time.

This little bald man is chubby, with a round face, big eyes, and a sense of joy. He is the kind of cute chubby boy who makes people want to bite him on the face.

But at this moment, the cute little monk was crying... Because the flying sword was flying too fast, his nose and saliva were all flying backwards, and his little face turned pale due to excessive fear.

The last time Senior Bai gave Song Shuhang a gift, he still used the flying sword to hold up a piece of escaping light so that Song Shuhang could stick to the flying sword.

But there is no escape light on the flying sword under the young monk. It is a pure "flying sword to pass the message" method.

At this time, the little monk hugged the flying sword tightly to prevent him from falling off the flying sword. Fortunately, the monk's robe on his body was made of unknown materials. When it was tightly wrapped around the flying sword, it was not hurt by the sharp flying sword. Prevent him from being cut in half by the flying sword.

The only thing that is better than Song Shuhang is that his hairstyle will not turn into a broomstick or an afro - because he has no hair.

"Senior Bai, am I not seeing well lately? I saw a young monk on the flying sword?" Song Shuhang turned to look at Venerable Bai and asked.

"Well, there is a young monk." Senior Bai nodded calmly.

"Oh, there really is a little monk. Didn't Senior Brother Sanri say that he would only send a plate? Why would he also send a little monk as a gift?" Song Shuhang pinched his chin, and suddenly his eyes lit up and said: "Senior Bai, is this little monk Is this the flying sword's 'sword spirit'?"

"No, you are overthinking." Senior Bai continued calmly: "That is just an ordinary first-grade young monk who has just completed foundation building and enlightened his mind."

"..." Song Shuhang felt his scalp swelling, and his subconscious told him that there might be another big trouble coming?

Whoosh!

The flying sword landed lightly in front of Venerable White, floating steadily in mid-air.

The little monk finally stopped screaming.

After a moment, he reached out to wipe away his tears and stood up from the flying sword with trembling legs. However, his legs were too weak. He tried several times but could not stand up.

"Hello, two benefactors." The young monk lay on his sword, clasped his hands together, and saluted with a serious look on his face. Then, he mechanically turned his head to look at Song Shuhang: "Donor, can you do me a favor for the young monk... My legs are so weak, I can't get off?"

Song Shuhang laughed dryly and was about to reach out to pick up the young monk.

Venerable Bai suddenly thought seriously, then he made a sword gesture and said: "Shuhang, it is possible that the little guy on the third day sent the wrong thing. I think we should send Feijian and the little monk back." Bar."

"Oh, that's right." Song Shuhang nodded: "But can senior activate this flying sword?"

Back then, the pharmacist was unable to activate Master Tongxuan's flying sword and had to ask Song Shuhang to help express the flying sword back.

Venerable Bai said: "Don't worry, this time Monk Tongxuan has unlocked the restriction on the flying sword. His disciples can use it for three days. I can activate the flying sword and inject spiritual power to launch it back."

"Don't worry, don't... the little monk will die!" The little monk could no longer maintain his serious look and shouted loudly.

At the same time, he quickly reached out and took off a plate at the hilt of the sword: "You must be Senior Brother Song Shuhang. This is what Senior Brother Sanri wants to send you! It contains the auxiliary skills of "The Immovable Vajra Body", little monk I won’t lie, you’ll know it when you open it.”

Song Shuhang took the plate and handed it to Senior Bai.

Senior Bai reached out to take it, looked at it, and said: "Well, there is no problem with the disk, that's it. I will contact you in three days about the restriction above and ask him to pass on the method to unlock it."

Song Shuhang nodded silently.

"Senior Brother Shuhang, can you let me down now?" The young monk looked at Song Shuhang with pitiful eyes, clasping his hands together with a look of prayer on his face.

"Well, who are you?" Song Shuhang asked.

"My name is Xiao Guoguo. I am six years old this year. I am the seventy-eighth true disciple of Abbot Tongxuan!" The little monk's little face was serious, but his brows still showed a proud look as he said, "I just said this not long ago. After completing the foundation building, I will have my own magic name after I am promoted to the second level, I am very powerful!"

This little fat guy is only six years old, and he looks like he is eight years old.

"Did you sneak out?" Song Shuhang asked.

The young monk's expression suddenly changed. After a moment, he gritted his teeth and said with a troubled expression, "No! I...yes, I asked Senior Brother Sanri to send me here!"

After he finished speaking, he clasped his hands vigorously and kept chanting the Buddha's name silently.

"Oh." Song Shuhang nodded.

Then, Shuhang took out his cell phone and prepared to dial Senior Brother Sanri's number.

The young monk's sharp eyes immediately saw the contact on Song Shuhang's mobile phone, and his face suddenly turned pale: "I'm sorry! Senior Brother Song Shuhang, the young monk escaped secretly, please don't call Senior Brother Sanri!"

Senior Bai on the side said calmly: "Monks cannot lie. You have violated the precepts."

The little monk suddenly looked disgusted.

"Sure enough, it's better to send it back, right?" Senior Bai picked up the sword technique again.

The little monk suddenly became anxious: "No, it will kill someone. When the little monk came here, his hands and feet were weak. If he tries flying the sword again to pass the message, he will definitely fall on the way. I don't want to go to the Western Paradise so quickly!"

"Don't worry!" When Venerable Bai heard this topic, he immediately became confident: "I can send you back with the 'Flying Sword Successor' method. Just like flying with a sword, the escape light can hold you firmly It's stuck to the flying sword and you can't fall off it. This method is great, Shuhang has tried it! Right, Shuhang?"

Song Shuhang smiled dryly and nodded: "Haha, yes, it's safe, and it's very fast!"

How about fast? When he heard this description, the young monk's face turned gray.

"Haha, I'm just teasing you." Song Shuhang laughed, stretched out his hand to pick up the young monk, and lifted him off the flying sword.

At this time, his cell phone rang.

Song Shuhang took out his cell phone and saw that it was Senior Brother Sanri who was calling. He answered the call.

"Junior Brother Shuhang? Have you received the letter from Feijian?" Senior Brother Sanri's voice came.

Song Shuhang looked at the young monk standing beside him with his hands clasped together, and smiled: "I just received it, senior brother."

"Is there a fat little monk on the flying sword, the kind that looks like a kid?" Senior Brother Sanri's tone was full of nervousness.

"Well, there is one, called Guoguo, right?" Song Shuhang replied.

Senior Brother Sanri on the other end of the phone suddenly breathed a sigh of relief: "You bastard, you actually followed my flying sword and ran out. It's a good thing he was able to do it!"

Then, Senior Brother Sanri told Song Shuhang what happened.

The young monk Guoguo was brought back to the temple by Master Tongxuan three years ago and accepted as his disciple. It is said that he is the descendant of Master Tongxuan's deceased friend.

According to the rules of Tianya Yunyou Temple, disciples are not allowed to leave the temple unless they are promoted to the third-grade acquired realm. Then this little guy was so bold that he hung an invisible talisman on his body that day and hung himself on the black iron flying sword.

No wonder the young monk who went to get the sword said why the black iron flying sword was so heavy - at that time, the young monk was hiding on top of the black iron flying sword.

Then, on the third day, senior brother Feijian passed the message, and the young monk flew all the way to Song Shuhang on Feijian.

Song Shuhang couldn't help but take another look at the little monk. The little guy just stood aside with his hands clasped together. At first glance, he looked like an extremely well-behaved child who couldn't tell others what the adults told him.

No one expected that he would hang himself on a flying sword and escape from the Tianya Yunyou Temple.

"I also ask little friend Shuhang to take care of him for me for two or three days. In one week at most, a junior brother will go to the Jiangnan area to pick up my little junior brother." Senior Brother Sanri sighed.

In fact... Senior Brother Sanri can also fly with his sword and bring back the young monk.

However, when he saw this little guy running out after all the trouble, his heart softened. Why don't we just let this little guy play outside for a few days? Anyway, with Senior Bai by his side, Song Shuhang's safety is guaranteed.

"It doesn't matter if I take care of him for a few days, but I will go back to my hometown in a few days. I am on summer vacation now. If I don't come to take him in two or three days, I will have to trouble that senior brother to go to my hometown to return to the little monk." Song Shuhang added road.

"Okay, no problem." Senior Brother Sanri said.

"Well, that's it." When Song Shuhang was about to hang up the phone, Senior Bai motioned to Song Shuhang to give him the phone.

After answering the phone, Senior Bai asked: "Tell me how to unblock the disk in three days."

"Okay, senior." Senior Brother Sanri began to tell Senior Bai about the method of unsealing.

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Song Shuhang went to the little monk Guoguo.

"Senior Brother Shuhang, I have caused you trouble." The young monk clasped his hands together and bowed in salute.

"Haha." Song Shuhang suddenly made a move like lightning, pinched the young monk's plump cheeks, and pulled them away forcefully... This was what he wanted to do when he first saw the young monk!

It was particularly interesting to see the young monk's serious face and his lack of resistance.

"Little guy, did you run out from Tianya Yunyou Temple just to have some fun?" Song Shuhang asked.

"The little monk is not a playful person." Guo Guo looked serious.

"Then why did you run out so hard?" Shuhang was curious.

The young monk looked troubled and gritted his teeth and said, "If you swear not to tell others, Senior Brother Shuhang, the young monk can tell you the reason why you ran away."

"No problem, I feel like I'm still very strict with my mouth." Song Shuhang said seriously.

At the same time, he also cooperated with the young monk to swear a poisonous oath.

The little monk then whispered: "Actually, I have been meditating and practicing for too long in the past two years. Sometimes I often meditate on ice cubes and fire rocks during retreat practice. I don't know when I got hemorrhoids. I heard that there are treatments outside. For hemorrhoid surgery, I just wanted to sneak out and do the surgery."

Song Shuhang rubbed his face with his hands - he felt that he had recently suffered from facial expression stiffness, and he didn't know what expression to use to show the galloping mood in his heart...