Chapter 211 The Goal Is the Sky? Too Naive...

It turns out that if you sit in seclusion for a long time, will you still get hemorrhoids? Although sitting for long periods of time is indeed a major factor in causing hemorrhoids...

Song Shuhang is a newbie in cultivation. It has only been more than a month since he started practicing. Being able to open your mind and eyes in one breath is both luck and opportunity.

Therefore, he was completely unable to understand what it would be like for a low-level monk to sit cross-legged and practice every day for several years.

Not to mention the situation of meditating on the ‘fire rock’ or ‘ice stone’ as the young monk mentioned. Come to think of it, the 'fire rock' and 'ice stone' the young monk mentioned should be treasures used by the monk sect to improve the efficiency of the disciples' meditation practice. Something like the ‘Han Jade Bed’ of the Tomb Sect in the novel?

In short, Song Shuhang felt that he had improved his posture today.

But monks should have a way to deal with hemorrhoids, right? Otherwise, does every low-level monk have hemorrhoids?

and…

Song Shuhang asked: "Guoguo, don't you take the body quenching fluid?"

He remembered that when he first took the body quenching fluid, all the small and large hidden wounds in his body were eliminated. After that, although the efficacy of the medicine became less and less each time it was taken, it still had a certain body-tempering effect.

Hemorrhoids and the like can be cured with just one shot of body tempering fluid, right?

It should be...approximately...ok, right? Unless, this little guy took too much body quenching liquid before, causing the body quenching liquid to no longer have a body quenching effect on him?

"I also thought about the body quenching fluid, but it's useless." The little monk Guoguo sighed heavily, his little face full of heavy sadness.

Then he lowered his voice and said: "When I took the body quenching liquid for the first time, the hemorrhoids had not come out yet. But the effect of the body quenching liquid was really good, and all the hidden wounds in my body were eliminated.

Then, when I practiced on fire rocks and ice rocks for two years and my hemorrhoids came out, I immediately thought of body tempering liquid. And then immediately went and took it. But for some reason, the body quenching liquid has no effect on hemorrhoids. "

In fact, it didn't matter whether the young monk lowered his voice or not. What kind of cultivation level does Venerable Bai have? As long as Song Shuhang could hear it, he could hear it clearly even though he was thousands of meters away. As for Jingba Doudou, that’s Jingba, and his hearing is great.

Of course, Song Shuhang would not ruthlessly expose this fact.

When he heard this, he quietly turned his head and looked at Venerable Bai.

Venerable Bai's mouth moved slightly.

The voice transmitted into the secret: "The young monk took too much ordinary quality body quenching liquid... Ordinary body quenching liquid can no longer have much effect on his body. Unless it is a high-quality body quenching liquid, it will be effective."

As expected, Song Shuhang sighed secretly.

While the casual cultivators went bankrupt and burst into tears just to make a pot of 'body-tempering liquid', the elite disciples of the sect drank the body-tempering liquid until they vomited. This is the accumulated advantage of the sect.

The young monk did not notice anything strange about Song Shuhang and continued to lower his voice: "In addition, recently, Master wants me to go to the cave with two layers of ice and fire in the Thousand Layers Hell Cave Mansion to practice retreat to speed up my practice. I feel that if I went to the Thousand Layers Hell Cave, and the hemorrhoids were getting worse and worse, so I decided to go out and have a minor surgery to prevent future problems!"

"I even found a hospital. Minimally invasive treatment, no pain, no recurrence!" When the young monk said this, he looked expectant.

Song Shuhang sighed. There may be no pain, but if it doesn't relapse, it's just an advertisement. These days, the advertising effect is so good, it is used to deceive pure customers like the little monk.

After sighing, Shuhang asked: "Little guy, why don't you talk to your master about this problem? Master Tongxuan must have a way to cure this little problem, right?"

"My master is practicing closed-mouth meditation. Everything in the temple is now managed by Uncle Tongmiao from the Discipline Academy. And if I ask Uncle Tongmiao, he will definitely say: This little problem can be solved with perseverance. Being able to persevere in the past. This...is also part of cultivation!" The young monk imitated Uncle Tongmiao's tone and said, "Because Uncle Tongmiao follows the practice of ascetic monks."

Dervish: Our pain is happiness. The more painful it is, the more you can realize the sweetness in "suffering". So, let the hemorrhoids come more violently!

The corner of Song Shuhang's mouth twitched: "Then why don't you ask your three-day senior brother? They are people who have been here before, so they must have some ideas, right?"

"No, it's too shameful. You must not let senior brother know about this kind of thing!" The young monk Guoguo said firmly: "So I think it's better to have an operation. After the operation, you don't have to worry about recurrence. When the time comes, I’m not afraid of a thousand-story hell cave!”

Song Shuhang gently pinched the little fat man's face: "Okay, come on. Then, if you just want to treat hemorrhoids, our Jiangnan University Town Affiliated Hospital is good. There is also minimally invasive surgery there. I will take you there for treatment?" "

The little monk thought for a while and replied, "Okay, then I'll give it a try!"

Song Shuhang shrugged his shoulders: "Come here, I will assign you a room. In addition, you must not run around during the few days you stay here, understand? Otherwise, I can't explain it to Senior Brother Sanri. "

"The little monk knows this and will never cause you any more trouble!" the little monk Guoguo said obediently.

Song Shuhang nodded - I hope this little guy can really be well-behaved, right?

After all, he was a good man and could not refuse such a request for help as he could to 'take care of the little monk'.

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After arranging the little monk Guoguo's room, the little monk stayed in the small room and closed his eyes to rest - he needed to recover from the fatigue caused by flying at high speed on the flying sword for more than four hours.

Song Shuhang returned downstairs, where Venerable White was inserting the disk of "The Immovable Vajra Body" into the computer and running it.

Because it is a cultivation method passed down from the same line as "Basic Vajra Boxing Technique", the exercises in "The Immovable Vajra Body" are the same as the original ones, with the same few pictures and formulas.

However, it is an auxiliary skill, with only two pictures and one row of formulas.

The method of use refers to the method of the "Basic Vajra Boxing Technique" that the pharmacist taught him. After staring for a while and remembering the above content in his heart, and then looking at it in a relaxed state, he will enter an illusion space and accept "The Immovable Vajra Body". The cultivation inheritance.

After Song Shuhang mastered the cultivation method of "The Immovable Vajra Body", Venerable White taught Song Shuhang the small method of "Charging Technique".

It also uses the power of Qi and blood to draw a thunder talisman in the palm of the hand, but it is much simpler than the 'Thunder in the Palm' thunder talisman. Then just point it at the phone or laptop you want to charge.

Until it is full, excess energy will dissipate automatically.

Song Shuhang quickly mastered this little 'Charging Technique'.

It’s just that... he always felt that the methods taught by Venerable White were somewhat different from the content left in the group space by the seniors of the Three Waves of Crazy Blade.

Did Venerable White himself improve this ‘charging technique’?

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The next day, the day of the month.

When Song Shuhang got up early in the morning, he opened the door.

Then, he found Senior Bai walking back and forth in the corridor outside his door.

"Senior Bai, good morning." Song Shuhang said.

"Good morning, Shuhang." Senior Bai smiled, and then he happily handed over the tablet in his hand and pulled a message for Shuhang to read.

That was a message from True Monarch Huangshan.

"Venerable Bai, I have arranged for you and little friend Shuhang to participate in flight training. On the first day of the month, a special agent will come to your door and give you a medical certificate and a private aircraft driver's license (). At that time, the agent will I will escort you to a special airport for a test flight. I wish you a happy flight! - True Lord Huangshan, enter."

Senior Bai smiled happily and seemed to be in a happy mood.

"Send me a physical examination certificate and an airplane driver's license?" Song Shuhang rubbed his eyes. I have never even touched an airplane. Senior Huangshan, is it really appropriate for you to just give me a driver's license?

"Yeah, don't worry about these details. Hurry up and get ready!" Senior Bai said happily: "Someone will pick us up in a while and take us to a special airport for a test flight! Don't waste time!"

"Okay, senior, no problem. I'll prepare and wait to set off!" Song Shuhang showed a hearty smile to Senior Bai.

"Okay, hurry up!" Senior Bai hummed, then went downstairs with the tablet in his arms.

After Senior Bai went down, Doudou quietly came out, shaking his body without saying a word. Then, a piece of dog hair fell out.

Then, it silently handed the dog hair to Song Shuhang: "Take it and keep it close to your body. Just in case!"

"Doudou!" Song Shuhang said excitedly - at critical moments, Doudou is still very loyal!

Doudou patted Song Shuhang heavily with his dog paw, and then quietly returned to his room.

After returning to the room, Doudou showed a human smile: "Haha, Huangshan Dasha, if you don't let me learn to drive, I will go directly to learn to fly!"

It turns out... wasn't that piece of dog hair given to Song Shuhang just in case?

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Poor student Song Shuhang who didn't know it carefully hid the dog hair close to his body, and then quickly opened the chat software.

When he opened it, there was indeed a message from True Lord Huangshan to him.

"Little friend Shuhang, I have arranged for you and Venerable Bai to participate in flight training. On the first day of the month, someone will send you a medical certificate and a flight license. Then I will take you to learn how to fly a plane. I wish you a good time. — - True Lord Huangshan."

Song Shuhang replied: "Senior Huangshan, couldn't you tell me the news a few days in advance so that I can prepare myself mentally?"

Huangshan Zhenjun happened to be online at this time: "Haha, haven't I told you a long time ago that I will arrange for you to learn to fly in the near future? Moreover, it is not easy to directly insert you into learning to fly through connections. You can learn Just seize the opportunity and don’t complain!”

"Okay." Song Shuhang sighed: "Then I have only one additional request. Senior Huangshan, please prepare a 'space suit' and supporting oxygen supply equipment for me!"

"What do you need these for? It's just a flight in the blue sky?" Huangshan Zhenjun asked.

"Senior Huangshan." Song Shuhang said solemnly: "If I am with Senior Bai, my goal is not as simple as the blue sky. My journey is the universe!"

True Lord Huangshan: "..."