Chapter 771 Learn Another Foreign Language

Chapter 771 771. Learn another foreign language

Zhang Yanping had a cold face.

He felt that he was being humiliated in the live broadcast room!

After a long period of interrogation, it turned out that this guy's mathematics is based on ternary system - it's not even the same system!

At this moment, the gangster brother looked at Qiao Qiao fiercely, his voice aggrieved: "Then what should we do now?"

Qiaoqiao was confused: "Ah? Isn't this very simple?"

He squatted down and faced Dabao Erbao: "How many have you two eaten?"

Dabao whimpered: "Woof, woof!"

Erbao also moved his paws uneasily: "Woof, woof!"

"Were they all picked up from the ground? Didn't you eat anything secretly today?"

"Woof!"

Qiao Qiao then turned around and said, "Okay, Dabao and Erbao eat four in total, and the rest are eaten by Liubao. What they eat only falls off occasionally, they are not guarding and stealing today!"

Zhang Yanping:......

He stared at the dense barrage with a cold face: "I understand. If you learn another foreign language, you will have a better future as a judge."

I couldn't hold it back anymore, and continued: "Classical Chinese doesn't contain as much information as your dog talk."

【Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha does

[God damn, learn a foreign language]

[Can you please provide a tutorial? They are all dog barking sounds. Do they have specific phonetic symbols? 】

[This fresh graduate sincerely asks: Can you really become a judge if you can speak dog language? 】

【One bark, travel the world】

[Question: How many words does Dabao’s Wang translate into Chinese? 】

[Liubao has lost a big dog to the pastoral dog family! 】

[The six treasure punishments are super doubled! 】

[It is just a puppy that has not yet been neutered. It left its mother when it was a child...]

Qiao Qiao also sighed: "Liubao, I have fed you before, why are you still eating secretly and hiding evidence? Teacher Xin said not to do evil for small things... If you are like this, I can only punish you... ...I will punish you..."

He thought for a while and then said with an expression of unbearability: "You will be punished without snacks for three days!"

"There are also Dabao and Erbao. Why don't you teach them well? They should also be punished... um... once!"

…

The dog who committed the crime was punished, but the live broadcast had to continue.

Because Teacher Qiaoqiao is giving a big class today.

How about just teaching you how to knock chestnuts and pick them up? I have to go back and teach you how to peel chestnuts and make sugar-fried chestnuts!

No, he had finished playing with chestnut picking tools, and now he went home with his mobile phone.

When passing by the pond below, the grass carp brother greeted Zhang Yanping with great satisfaction: "Come on, come on, let me show you the crucian carp I just caught! I'm afraid it weighs two kilograms!"

Not only him, but with the earthworms, almost everyone had something to gain. They were all so happy that they couldn't help but show off to him, the only outsider:

"I'm also big, weighing a pound and a half!"

"Look at you, this crucian carp, you're so good at throwing water in this bucket!"

"Didn't you raise this in the pond? It looks like a wild crucian carp!"

"Don't tell me, we are very lucky. The fish we caught are all the fry released at the beginning of the year, right?"

"That's for sure! I heard that one crop was sold in Qingtang in the middle of the year. This is probably a fish that slipped through the net."

Everyone swears that Zhang Yanping doesn't know how to read fish. Now he asked curiously: "How can you be sure that it is from the beginning of the year and not newly released?"

"That's what you're asking!" Brother Grass Carp was so happy that he couldn't help but reply in the circle of friends: "Don't you know about your own pond? You don't feed anything, it's no different from wild crucian carp. Whose family? Wild crucian carp can grow two pounds in half a year!”

Zhang Yanping:...ah?

He was a little confused, and looked at the fish in everyone's bucket one by one, and found that they were quite big, with the smallest one weighing almost half a catty.

But... wasn't the pond cleaned up a few months ago? The fry seemed to have been put in after that, right?

Is it possible that they really missed so much and they caught them all today?

He thought about it for a while and found that it was possible. After all, their earthworms are very popular, so it is normal that the smaller fish cannot compete with the larger fish.

At this moment, he took advantage of the situation and asked: "How about it, fishing here is not a loss, right? We can get dozens of dollars from selling this fish!"

"That's it!" Brother Grass Carp was overjoyed: "Where can I buy it now! I know your fish, it's so fresh!"

"My wife used to get annoyed when she saw me holding the fishing rod, but I fished it back for her to eat, and you didn't let me come here during the summer, and she still asked me about it every now and then!"

"Your pond is so nice!"

They are used to fishing. What mountains, fields, lakes, rivers and small farms have they never been to?

But whether the environment of the pond is good or not can be seen at a glance.

A pond like this is large in area and has abundant water plants, but it only spreads around the edges. This proves that the grass carp in the pond is strong enough or that the family has carefully taken care of it (the pigs eating water plants here have something to say).

The water quality is also good, clear and bright! The ducks were swimming around in the water in groups, not afraid of people at all. There are even wild ducks and mandarin ducks flying over!

Sitting under the tree and blowing the cool autumn wind, the feeling is amazing!

If the goose named Dabai hadn't been too noisy, too violent, and even got into a fight with the goose girl next to him...

That is to say, if we are quieter, we can't regard them as swans, right?

When he said this, several fishing guys who had not decided to book a dormitory in the mountain were shaken.

But hesitance is still hesitation. If they spend thirty thousand yuan to buy a pole, they can save money here and there. It costs 3,000 yuan to live in the village, and the food we eat is still in the canteen, not the food we used to have...

Forget it.

Everyone was very happy, the only one who was silent was Brother Loach.

Zhang Yanping felt bad for Brother Loach, because this guy always fished for loaches, and his luck was amazing.

There were earthworms today, so he couldn't catch a giant loach, right?

He leaned over to look at the bucket.

However, when he got closer to the plain red bucket, he saw a yellow, bright and thick yellow eel coiled inside like a snake!

"Oh my!" This scared Zhang Yanping: "Can this thing be caught in a pond?"

He didn't understand fishing, but this industry was obviously too magical! Didn't Tantan fish from the hole in the early spring?

Brother Loach was very proud: "What do you know, I'm a loach...ah, I mean, I've been fishing for so many years, what can't I catch? It's just a yellow eel, so fat, isn't it better than your crucian carp?"

As he said, he looked forward to Zhang Yanping: "If it's night, will I win? Will I get tea? Will I get earthworms?!"

The one who catches the most fish every day will get three earthworms, and tomorrow he will cut three into six, and he will be able to dominate the pond again!

Oh my, it's my turn this year, hahahahaha!

He was very excited, obviously he didn't win the first prize this year, it's outrageous!

Ah...

Zhang Yanping also tried to smile at him: "There is tea, but this earthworm... have you forgotten? This year it's a lottery."

The crucian carp here refers to the wild crucian carp and native crucian carp varieties, they grow slowly and don't grow big.

The wild ones are generally only 1.5 catties at most, and the farmed ones are 2.5. Some special varieties of fine crucian carp can grow to 12 catties.

As for which one tastes better... everyone should know.