Chapter 392 Interesting Girl

He Ming was so hungry that he didn't care about the curiosity of the carbon-based monkeys, watching gods, monsters, God, Tathagata, and the eyes of the national football team winning the championship. Just lower the hat and adjust the wide sunglasses to prevent revealing your identity.

Then he walked to the second stall, lowered his head to choose food, and said, "Boss, it's a beautiful girl. Hello, girl, you've worked hard."

He Ming didn't expect to see a very beautiful chick at the stall, who is over 1.7 meters tall, has a good face and good breasts, which is really rare. I really have to admit that Cosmic Smecta's chick, artificial or not, is still very beautiful.

Seriously, although the chick looked at herself like a monster with a face of not knowing why, but He Ming could tell that she had already surpassed Zhou Qingyun in terms of her face. c is God's favor.

"Aren't you afraid of being overwhelmed? Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…

He Ming tried his best to smoke a "tear" cigar, then took off his sunglasses, shed a few tears to pick up girls, "Actually, I'm brother abs, among thousands of people, I'm waiting for you."

But in fact, he suddenly spoke fluent English, "Actually, I am a soldier of Citigroup, and I came to rescue your country."

After translating in Korean, the little girl opened her mouth wide in surprise, she was very cute, "My God, you are so amazing, you can speak Korean so fluently."

"Of course, I'm full. I can speak all languages ​​in the world. If you don't believe me, try it. I understand all the languages ​​you can find." He Ming said carelessly, then picked up a bowl of kimchi, and ate it up in a blink of an eye. He raised his thumbs up and said a sentence in Japanese, and then translated it in Korean, "The kimchi in your country is really good in Bageya Road, very good!"

The little girl showed displeasure, and said: "Sir, please don't make jokes, I hate ghosts and people very much."

"Perhaps the way people look at you irritates you? Or did they invite you to develop into the AV industry?"

He Ming used this sentence first, and then translated it in Korean. As a result, the chick came out from behind the booth viciously and gave Brother Abs a good meal.

He Ming, a very strong man, was beaten by this chick and begged for mercy. My god, Smecta really can't understand, a weak woman singled out Iron King Kong?

Continue to eat and drink. Although the refugees around are curious, they all feel sorry for their own fate. They don't know where to sleep tonight. Do they need to flee south overnight?

And for my own husband,

Boyfriend, or son crying quietly, the atmosphere is very sad and depressing.

He Ming eats and drinks indifferently. For mortals, a life in a hurry is like a fleeting moment. What he does in it is meaningless. It is better to die now. Hurry up and go to the world of the dead to enjoy eternal life and live happily.

"No more, I'll bring you the nearby ones too!" Although the South Korean chick has a bad temper, she still has a good conscience, so He Ming took the nearby food so that he can eat and drink.

She was sitting at the table, staring at He Mingfei eating quickly, her eyes made He Ming dodge again and again, constantly changing her sitting position, damn Smecta, what are you doing.

Although his whole body has changed, including the temporary retirement of the most eye-catching pair of ruby ​​shoes, He Ming is still very careful. First, there is only one family in the world with his body type, and second, he is too famous.

The little girl stared at his hand, He Ming quickly ate the kimchi, and praised in various languages: "The kimchi in your country is indeed the number one made by Smecta in the universe."

"I know." The little girl narrowed her eyes and said, "You, brother with abdominal muscles, right?"

"Abs brother? Love tiger oil, I love him, I worship him, he is light, he is electricity, he is the only myth"

He Ming shook his head again and again, said in English, and translated in Korean.

Because he was mentally prepared, and as he spoke, he glanced at the food piled up on the table, and then at the chick. It was acceptable to eat the chick's saliva, and the aunts nearby thanked him.

"Then, take off your sunglasses." The little girl did what she said, and He Ming didn't want her to be so bold, and immediately said seriously: "What do you want to do? You are violating the personal rights of a great and sacred citizen of Citi America. I Fighting for your country, for you, I never thought you would treat me like this!" He spoke righteously.

The chick curled her lips in disdain, and continued to reach out, "Pick it up for me, brother abs, I know it's you, it's you, only you are so hypocritical! You are the one who brought this country into the abyss of darkness! You are behind the golden sun black hand!"

He Ming dodged again, ate the food quickly, and said: "Don't mess around, don't be crazy, I understand your mentality of going to subjugate the country, if you want, you can pretend to be my woman and go to Citi America to live with me, of course , pay a small fee, the price is still needed. Everything has a reward."

"Okay, brother abs. It's not bad to live in China with you. Now, take off your sunglasses." The little girl insisted on taking off her sunglasses.

He Ming continued to dodge, picking his nose to express his disdain. Who is he? After thinking about it, he finished eating a few barbecue sticks, because the chick won't let him eat them, lest he eat them and run away.

"Okay, I took off my sunglasses, um, I'm too full, smoke a cigarette first, we at Citigroup have a saying that a cigarette after a meal is better than a living fairy." Immediately, he quickly took out a "tear" cigar, cultivated When I burst into tears, I felt my eyes were moist, and immediately took off my sunglasses, showing a shameless smile, bowed my head and said: "Haha, you guessed it right, it's a pity, my proud tears came out, big idiot, big idiot, big idiot. I am Brother Abs, what can you do to me? By the way, do you need me to ask you to sing our national anthem? Just learn the first sentence, get up, people who don’t want to be slaves—because you will use it soon.”

He Ming didn't expect that the first time he used "Tears" cigars in front of strange chicks was not to pick up girls, but to laugh at them, but he was really proud of it.

The little girl's expression really made He Ming have endless aftertaste, she never gave in and turned green and white for a while, and finally saw He Ming's shameless and obscene smile, the tears that came out of the laugh, and fell silent immediately.

He Ming smoked a cigar, ate delicious food proudly, and was ready to "bye bye", but it was a little bit if he could eat a little.

The little girl was silent for a moment, and looked around, but no one had noticed He Ming yet, because the food on his table was piled up like a mountain, which concealed his appearance.

Looking at He Ming, the little girl said: "My name is Pu Zhimin, Brother Abdominal, please take care of me."

After bowing her head, the little girl learned Chinese etiquette and begged, "Brother Abdominal, please stop the war."

He Ming ate kimchi, gulping down triumphantly, "You've flattered me, noble Smecta. Seriously, I don't have that ability. I'm a Chinese. This is the internal affairs of your two countries, and we can't interfere."

Park Zhimin gritted his teeth and said, "As long as you don't interfere with us, Superman in the afternoon, if you didn't interfere, we would have already won! Look at the refugees nearby, doesn't your conscience ache?"

He Ming laughed lewdly and said: "My heart aches for the beauty, oh, you are one of them." Anyway, no one will believe this chick when she tells it, only ghosts will believe you.

Pu Zhimin's pretty face was full of pleading, and said: "My father, my brother, went to the countryside to hide from the war. I beg you, help us to end this, even if you don't do it."

He Ming quickly ate the food, thought for a while, and said seriously: "You are wrong, in your opinion, I have such ability, yes, I have such ability, but why should I do it? To be honest, I love General Kim, I believe he can bring you happiness, with a whip or ak47. This is life. One day you will thank me, because I let you go to the universe explosion in advance."

"Gu..." He Ming had just finished speaking the rare truth when an angry Pu Zhimin poured a glass of drink on his face.

He Ming smiled lewdly, wiped his face and didn't care, continued smoking his cigar, eating food, looked at his watch again, and said, "How much is it, a few thousand dollars is enough, comrade. It's getting late, I decided to Go to the battlefield to serve the people. Well, very soon, General Jin’s dark army, no, the light army, under the power of the Lord of the Rings, will soon break through Osan and approach Suwon City!”

Park Zhimin bit his lip and looked coldly, sat down again, and said coldly: "I like your chest size. But, brother abs, how can you be so cruel and ruthless? Think about the War of Resistance Against Japan, I beg you to stop it This war! As long as you don't do anything to our Superman!"

He Ming shook his head and said: "You are wrong. If I don't do anything, the country will send other superhuman troops. At that time, they will be even more cruel. Superman cannot intervene in this war. It depends on you. If you win, unify Peninsula, I congratulate you in advance. On the road to the country and national reunification, no one sacrificed and no blood was shed. No one will cherish such a country. Calm down, calm down, dear little beauty, too much water in kimchi is not good La."

Seeing that the girl picked up another glass of water, which was still hot water, He Ming couldn't help but smiled wryly, and of course was splashed all over his face again.

"Really, mortals are disfigured by you." Wiping off the hot water on his face, He Ming continued to put on a lewd smile, looked the chick up and down, rubbed his chin and said, "I said dear, you are married Do you have a boyfriend?"

Pu Zhimin pursed his lips and said, "No."

He Ming smiled lewdly and stretched out his left hand, touching the South Korean chick's hand on the cup, stroking it back and forth, it's such a beautiful hand, it can be used as a hand model, the beauty is really beautiful all over. "Then, let's talk about it in a different place, such as a bed that is big enough and strong enough. Maybe after we have a love action movie, if you blow some pillow wind, I can change my mind and serve the unification of South Korea wholeheartedly!"

Pu Zhimin gave He Ming a cold look, then looked at the hand He Ming was stroking on her hand, and suddenly curled his lips and smiled contemptuously, "So, Brother Abdominal is such a person. Okay, I promise you."

However, He Ming withdrew his hand suddenly, pretending to be a gentleman, "What are you doing? What are you talking about? You look so powerful, no, you look lustful. You are wrong again, I am not such a person. Really Yes, are all good girls so lustful? Goodbye! If I go back to Suwon tomorrow, don’t forget to watch the heroic appearance of this commander in the North Korean army!”

After all, He Ming had enough to eat and drink, and of course he didn't need any money. With a sound of "whoosh", leaving behind arrogant laughter, he flew all the way into the sky and disappeared. It's so funny, a fool begged him so much, and a group of refugees didn't find him until the end.

Hahaha.

ps: The third update.