Chapter 386: War Breaks Out
"What's the matter? Why bother, talk carefully." He Ming smiled and handed a few packs of marijuana to the two North Korean officers, and said in Korean: "It's okay, we're arguing about what to eat at noon!"
The two officers took the cigarettes again flattered, and nodded again and again to express, we understand, you Chinese people like to eat very much, it is said that you will get angry if you don't eat something good.
How could the other translators in the car help them translate this? After hearing Dai Siguo's words, the two officers must be furious and report to the deportation experts, and don't even think about coming in the future.
How could Dai Siguo be a stupid person? He kept silent just to wait for this opportunity.
He also said to He Ming: "Comrade Commander, I have been in the court for many years, and I have a deep understanding of this country. It is one of the darkest countries in the world, and it may be one of them that can be removed. In the era of mutual trade between the former Soviet Union, it is true that they relied on Agricultural mechanization, as well as oil from the former Soviet Union, have initially achieved food self-sufficiency. For a small mountainous country, lack of arable land, and some places where the soil is not suitable for planting, it is not easy. But now, as you can see, it is It is the people of the country who are in the midst of suffering, and eating a full meal is a dream in life. There are countless people who flee (North) every year, and residents who commit suicide..."
Chen Ziqi said coldly: "Please don't talk about it, Expert Dai. It's not appropriate to talk about this now. We are just doing the duty of an ally country. Everything else is the internal affairs of other countries. We can't interfere and talk about it casually. If the world is free and fair, So why don't Citi distribute their food evenly to starving people from Africa to North Korea? You and I both know that North Korea is closed because Citi-dominated countries are blocking it, just as they used to block us!"
"Well said!" Zhang Fangfeng nodded and said: "The relationship between countries is cold and true. We did what we should do. Others are just other countries' internal affairs, and we have no right to interfere."
Dai Siguo looked at He Ming, and said firmly: "But...we are all human beings, we all have a conscience, we can't just sit back and watch a prosperous country, where the people who were originally free and wealthy, at least able to afford food, become what they are now. .Commander, what do you think?"
He Ming thought for a while, shrugged his shoulders and said: "No way, serving the people, of course, the premise is to listen to the party, otherwise the party will give you a chance to serve? I arrested my disobedient relatives and left. , let’s look at the military contest together. I am still more optimistic about South Korea, with a developed economy and a large number of people. With the tactics of crowds, violent troops will overthrow North Korea!”
Dai Siguo fell silent for a long time before he smiled wryly and said, "Without external interference, North Korea is sure to win. How can a peaceful country be compared with a country that is always at war, trains troops all the time, and focuses on military development?"
After this incident, Dai Siguo saw that He Ming was very open-minded and didn't care what kind of remarks he made. Now, based on what he saw, he was ahead, backward, and poor, as if he had returned to the appearance of fifty years ago.
Wanting to persuade He Ming, Zhang Fangfeng was so angry that he wanted to come up and beat him up, bastard, I really can't see that he often publishes hawkish articles, but he is actually a dove who is afraid of death!
This time the opportunity is too good, the peninsula is not unified, and if it is not unified in the hands of the court, then the war breaks out, the enemy can log in from South Korea at any time, the navy will lose its use, and the geographical location is equal to the east coast of Citigroup, occupying a place called California. The territory, then China's tens of millions of troops can start from California at any time and sweep across North America.
However, He Ming is a master of Taijiquan. On the one hand, he was saddened by the poverty of the Chaoxian residents, and then jumped to the topic of the military parade. Everyone laughed, and the Chaoxian officer who thought they were sure what to eat so happy also laughed. up.
Super sports cars have taken the limelight. In this place, the tractors are all Lamborghini, not to mention the dazzling diamonds, which can change colors. The diamonds on the outside are replaced by dreamy blue, and there are passionate Fiery red, and dazzling gold.
It made everyone speechless, my god, it was unbelievable, Chen Ziqi had the heart to dismantle it, isn't it a Transformer!
In the end, He Ming changed into a black and white pirate car with a black skull on the front. It flitted across the Chaoxian land at a speed of 400 to 500 per hour arrogantly, causing a lot of exclamations. The Chao ancestors I met on the road yelled in Korean: "How are you? My colleague (those with low status are colleagues)." He was so frightened that he screamed wildly.
I vented my unhappiness from watching the Cold Current drama, because it was too long.
Of course, I have a big war in my heart, so I went to South Korea to see how the universe Smecta screamed gracefully, and how about the sadness at a 45-angle angle?
So what Dai Siguo said is nonsense, are you crazy? So sad, so painful, can the universe Smecta overcome it? Even the same kind need brutal struggle. They are the strongest race in the universe, Super Saiyans from Earth!
You should fear the destruction of Earth!
A little after nine o'clock, the super sports car was handed over to Chen Ziqi for safekeeping, without any damage, and then He Ming flew directly over the capital of China with a "whoosh" sound at the highest speed. Without Yuanpan to recognize the way automatically, I couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief, without Yuanpan to recognize the way, I almost flew to the sky above Treasure Island.
Directly fly to places where there are many people, especially soldiers. Because of the military parade, the army and the masses have already finished waiting, after all, it is almost ten o'clock.
He Ming arrogantly flew past a certain gate in the Capital Square, and even slowed down, the crowd who had been waiting for a long time suddenly became excited, "It's Brother Abs! Has the military parade started? But the appearance is really... the overlord fan Ah, is there a superman like us who can fly in any country in the world?"
But the people quickly understood that it was just that the abs came to participate in the military parade, otherwise it would be ridiculous for someone to fly by so quickly and wear a blue suit that will never change, which is very popular on Taobao. Put on the general's uniform, come down to earth, and be sure to be in the first row.
There are many people on the Internet who release so-called "prophecies".
"I'm from 2018. It's very simple to prove this. In today's military parade, Brother Abs led the Superman troops and came in at the front carrying the Ark of the Covenant."
"Cut!" What nonsense, why didn't you say what number is in today's lottery ticket!
Because it changes history.
"Brother, brother-in-law! Brother!" He Ming did not expect that he was enthusiastically led to a room by the staff. He had just changed his clothes and had a simple make-up done by a makeup artist. He Ming, Xiao Hao, his second sister He Fang, and a group of himself Wives, big wives, and... some people, people who surprised him, thought that being on the ground must be... all right.
Because it is the life of gods and demons, how could it be wiped out by the sun, so the wives also rushed here. For the first time, Shimei gathered on the earth and achieved a goal that He Ming dreamed of. Local field battles, such as my old house, now retain the original appearance, and bought the entire building, and carried out a dream-like decoration.
It's just right to go to the field for a while, and see, Diaosi's counterattack!
Because the wives are the second spirit race, they like to dress simple, revealing, and sexy, which is not uniform. A red leather skirt that only covers the thighs, with a lovely white full body lining on the upper body. The five are all dressed like this, and the visual effect of standing together is simply amazing. The female officers who put He Ming's makeup on are all stunned and amazing.
My god, brother abs is really... gorgeous and blessed!
Signaling the female officer to continue working, He Ming asked curiously, "How did you get here?"
"Flying here!" Everyone said in unison, He Ming nodded. Indeed, even if Xiaohao had digested the strange blood in the world of the dead and kept taking it, he had already learned to fly. Unfortunately, except for Zhou Xuewei, the others still There is no ability to inspire barren demons.
They were so anxious that every time they ate the strange blood, they would yell at each other without skills after waiting for a while.
After a period of time in the world of the dead, I also understand the importance of skills. Without powerful growth skills, you can only evolve into a powerful god and demon by eating the essence of a thousand powerful gods and demons.
Kiss me and me, the staff of the military parade headquarters who came to arrange for He Ming to enter, several old soldiers were amazed by so many super beauties, especially the five super beauties, they are so conspicuous, wearing short leather skirts , the color is bright, the upper body is cute and dressed, very tall, with a hot figure, and a very pretty appearance, which does not belong to the appearance of Chinese people.
Obediently, brother abs has unlimited beauty. After thinking about this, he told He Ming and others that it was time to go, and went straight to the starting point, and then the time was up, the salute was roaring, He Ming took the lead, and a superhuman army wearing red uniforms advanced as the first army.
Because of the freedom of the media, a large number of TV stations are free to film under the command of the staff, including famous foreign TV stations.
They all chose to shoot the abs brother, because it was so cool. Under the military uniform, He Ming was rarely normal. He only wore a faint smile and looked forward. The high IQ of 500 and the knowledge of Solomon made him walk fast. He is the most standard, full of indescribable beauty, compared with other free and undisciplined supermen, it's a judgment call!
Immediately afterwards, the free-spirited Superman Troop was filmed, especially Xiao Hao repeatedly making faces at the camera, entering the arena as if he were an Olympic athlete.
Moreover, the two carried the Ark of the Covenant back and forth. In order to show off, they even swayed the Ark of the Covenant. Countless Christians and people from the Kingdom of David yelled at the same time in front of the TV, "Two big idiots, serious! Point! What if it breaks?!"
The radio station personnel are also quite upset, brother, be more dedicated, this is a military parade, we still want to shoot, how can we shoot if you shake it?
All countries are watching this most important military force on earth, whoever controls it controls the world... No, it should be said that whoever controls He Ming controls the world.
But that's nonsense, how do ants control tigers?
In the end, a large number of TV crews filmed the Ark of the Covenant. The idea of Huaxia, the world overlord who is currently so strong that he is only afraid of atomic bombs, is obvious. Behold, the Ark of the Covenant that has been lost for countless years has also appeared in the hands of us Huaxia people. Therefore, we are exactly what God wanted. Favored Empire of Destiny!
When He Ming walked into the square, the carnival emotions accumulated due to the annexation of the CIS finally got vented.
Countless people waved flowers and shouted deafeningly: "Long live Brother Abdominal! Long live the Superman Army! Long live the chairman! Long live the great national unity!"
The big man He Mingxue waved his hand and looked at his watch out of the corner of his eye. After ten o'clock, North Korea should start a blitzkrieg, right? I really look forward to the elegant escape of the universe Smecta, and the sadness at 45 angles.
Immediately after the Superman Troops, conventional military forces appeared, ranging from Chinese soldiers to former Soviet soldiers. They are definitely all dignitaries, carefully selected, and it is absolutely impossible for them to jump out and shout for the Red Empire and disrupt the military parade.
In fact, this is stupid behavior, the reality is so real, what's the point of doing it? face? Strength is king!
"What, North Korea is going to attack South Korea, no, brother-in-law, you said that the war has already started, you are going? Great, we are going too!" He Longhao saw that He Ming had reached the end and was about to leave. After knowing what to do , insisted on going together, let alone Situ Haoran, it would be no wonder if he didn't go.
So the three of them immediately made a "whoosh", avoided the square, rushed into the sky first, and then headed north.
This time I didn't get lost, because soon after hearing the sound of guns, He Longhao shouted excitedly: "My mother, the war has begun! I love Golden Sun, it's just awesome. Damn it, I didn't buy Coca-Cola and fried chicken Block. It’s not fun to eat such a large piece without something.”
He Ming smiled, "I don't have any in my private space either. Then, let's go to South Korea to find a KFC first. Maybe the fried chicken nuggets are still very hot. And there is no need to pay, because the bosses have all run away."
"Hahahaha!" The three laughed wildly, followed closely, and naturally went straight to Seoul. From a high altitude, the North Korean blitzkrieg was really wonderful. Online, there is absolutely no depth at all.
He Ming bet that within an hour, the army will be in Seoul.
ps, the third update.