Chapter 380 Why Am I Crying

"Hahaha, worship, tremble, you are fortunate to see the reappearance of the lost ark of the covenant, and it has been opened. Hahaha, war millet, mortals..." Seeing He Fang laugh wildly and open his hands, speaking in a voice , automatically form Chinese in the light curtain, and send it to the post bar on the earth according to the thinking.

He Ming was depressed, and muttered: "Damn it, obviously I discovered it. Really, this is called snatching other people's discoveries. It's a crime, an academic crime!" He answered with a delicate middle finger.

He Ming scoffed, but there was nothing he could do. Just as he ate the carbon-based monkey, his second sister He Fang also ate him.

After posting on the post, He Ming joked sourly, "Congratulations, Sister Coffin!" Of course, I don't want to expose it, after all, it's just for fun, and popularity is now dispensable to him, so what if the second sister finds out? Lao Tzu also discovered the Demon of Desolation. If he said it, everyone would be scared to death on the Internet, and the whole universe would be in chaos!

Smoking a "tear" cigar, He Ming pointed at the light curtain and said triumphantly: "Look, look, my brother's magic power is great, every post has broken tens of thousands of posts, can you do it? Hahaha! "

Among them, there are millions of people who are very, very grateful for his reasons, and become more enthusiastic, reaching the highest level of enthusiasm as much as possible.

Moreover, many media have followed up the interviews with "millions of the most active lucky fans", such as:

"The legendary life of 15 trumpets became multimillionaires overnight."

"I was a dick, but now I am tall, handsome and rich."

"I have struggled for thirty years just to wait for my brother..."

"However, the life of moving bricks in the miserable world, the id of brother abs brings the spring of life..."

... Such hilarious posts are still tenaciously alive on the homepage in the storm of the Ark of the Covenant. The main reason is that the magic power of the million irons is too strong, everyone gets rich, and more than a dozen trumpets are crazy. If you find it, don't miss it.

What's more, we Chinese people are all atheists.

But Brother Abab believes in Christianity, and we also believe in Christianity. Because of reading He Ming’s Qianke information, his fans have developed a habit: they must read the Bible when sitting on the toilet. Study culture and religion well.

The people around him kept taking pictures and surfing the Internet, and took pictures of many good things in the world of the dead, attracting screams, "Oh oh oh oh oh!" He Fang was so angry that she shouted, "Don't, my sister is still building As for popularity, don't come to steal the limelight from my sister."

But once the law is touched,

Then it won't go up. The wives were also attracted by the interesting abs bar, and registered new ids one after another, which made He Ming pay attention to them.

He Ming paid attention to very few people, and five popped up at once, all of a sudden, "Mistress! Lover! Friends!"

As a result, Qiao Er, one of the little wives, posted a photo of herself and He Ming, and immediately posted it on the forum, causing a super storm.

... "My god, Brother Abs has even dated a Ukrainian chick... the sixth wife?" The five young wives are more inclined to foreign girls in appearance, but they are also very charming and do not belong to the beauties on earth.

So soon, countless discussions arose in the bar, which country is this pretty chick from?

He Ming shrugged, and replied: "Wild animals, or zoos?" But just thinking about it, the little wives would definitely give me a kick if I said it.

You are just a monkey evolution!

A video conversation suddenly popped up on the light curtain, and Chen Ziqi's pretty face appeared in it, "Chief, where do you go online, why can't I find you?"

He Ming didn't turn on the video here, so she couldn't see it, not to mention there is a law, the other party can't see it here, just like I can call the other party, but the other party can't call over, because the satellite can't send another phone call. The world sends signals, and the earth is under the high technology of the dead world, so it can naturally send signals to the past, which must be unprecedentedly high-speed and clear.

He Ming typed: "Don't worry about where I surf the Internet, the leader also wants to have fun and rest, what's the matter?"

In the video, Chen Ziqi smiled wryly, "Of course it's for the Ark of the Covenant, isn't that true?"

"Congratulations, you got the answer right, but there is no reward. If you don't believe me, prepare a few death row inmates and broadcast the live broadcast around the world, let them touch the Ark of the Covenant, ok, and immediately enjoy an unprecedented death. Woohoo, thousands of years ago, they They are the first lucky ones to enjoy being killed by the Lord."

After reading He Ming's typing, Chen Ziqi couldn't laugh or cry, "It's a good suggestion, but what are you going to do with the Ark of the Covenant, Chief? The country hopes that you can bring it over, and it's best to show up at the military parade. Because some sects in our new land are religious God's, this is very important, it shows our destiny."

"Come and see, the Ark of the Covenant will be brought to the military parade tomorrow to make a fuss, Xiao Hao, Hao Ran, don't forget that you are still a member of the Superman Troop!" Calling everyone to come over, He Ming typed: "The perfect choice to serve the people! I know, I will take it with me to practice Ha Toad Gong at night."

"Great, thank you chief. I'll report right away, bye." Chen Ziqi closed the video with satisfaction.

Among the gathered people, He Fang flicked her lips with two fingers of her right hand, and said, "Well... the military parade is not bad, I'm going there tomorrow too, and I'm also a high-ranking official!"

He Longhao said first: "Sister, I will carry the Ark of the Covenant for you. At that time, it will be better for you to dress up as God. I heard that the symbol of Christianity is a cross. Wouldn't it be better for you to hang on the cross?"

He Fang just wanted to nod, but seeing He Ming's expression of suppressing a maniacal laugh, after thinking about it in a blink of an eye, his face immediately turned pale.

Immediately whipped He Longhao violently, "Big idiot! That's Jesus dying on the cross, and you let me hang on the cross to be laughed at by people all over the world?!" The two of them chased each other and ran away all over the room.

Situ Haoran laughed wildly "haha", "Idiot, ignorant idiot. Tsk tsk, it's so miserable."

The farce ended soon, and He Fang began to study what to wear for the military parade. Now she is the sister of the cabinet, Laura Huaxia, she can’t be vague, and she can’t wear the abs of the turtle. She should have her own, noble, and innocent. Evil, elegant, charming style, fan...

Sisi's parents' ancient aristocratic style is not bad, tsk tsk, call a special top designer over here!

"Really, for the world of the dead, it will take several days. Now you put on makeup and don't sleep or take a shower?" He Ming said, and then devoted himself to the post bar, of course he didn't forget to play games. The two light curtains are not spared, entertaining with one hand and serving the people with the other, and typing with thinking is also fine.

Seeing him coming up, people in the post bar protested that there were a large number of trumpets among the millions of fans, and the owners of those trumpets made a fortune by selling trumpets, at least 1.45 million in cash. Because it is generally speculated at this price. It is really an astronomical figure. Under the current economic situation, it is possible for ordinary people to spend a lifetime without eating, drinking or consuming.

Hanging silk? Only by dreaming.

But now, a group of hangers-on, nerds, and gnawing old folks got rich overnight, really...envious, jealous and hateful!

He Ming replied directly: "Efforts will yield results. In the lonely abs brother bar, the trumpet also has spring."

Immediately cited as a classic by the hardcore, oh oh oh, really worthy of the abs brother, every sentence is a classic.

That's it, isn't trumpet a human being? The trumpet also needs hard work and hard work, every day to work hard to enter the million ranking.

Look at you waste materials, a big one is hundreds of millions away, it's really pathetic, pitiful and hateful.

So the advantage is that it is not your turn to make soy sauce.

He Ming continued to read some recent news, including reports on gun bans. Dahan Mingguo and the little devils are really envious and jealous. Unfortunately, Dahan Mingguo would never dare to ban guns, because the economy is not good and the country's development is difficult. , There are a lot of domestic alcoholics and so on, the gun ban is imposed, and when there is a strike, yes, the army needs to be sent to the field.

There is no need to ban guns in Guihe, because their society is very harmonious, prosperous and developed, no one in power dares to make this request, and I am afraid they will step down immediately, what a joke.

On the side of the Commonwealth of Independent States, some elites specially chose to buy guns in Chinese cities. They are all nationals of the same country anyway, and there is absolutely no discrimination. Instead, because ethnic minorities have discounts, they buy guns... 10% off. How touching. Even if you can only buy two.

However, the residents of the former Soviet Union were very contented, and suddenly evolved to develop a democratic country. The government not only distributed relief funds, but also distributed various materials without money, but the appearance was exactly the same.

Although it was less than a week after being annexed, calm has returned from the Commonwealth of Independent States to the member countries, because they were very painful by the former Commonwealth of Independent States, and there were more than 100 bloody suppressions.

Therefore, after joining Huaxia, the riots gradually disappeared. Up to now, the world has been peaceful, because in the past, they were only thugs who took advantage of the fire, and there were also people on the road.

But now, even the nationalists don't have much rebellious heart, people with blood have almost died long ago, it doesn't matter under the Chinese rule, but the living conditions have improved, everything is enlightened, the grassroots have the right to vote, it seems that from the feudal dynasty to modern times The world is actually pretty good, very good.

Of course, this kind of life is the result of the country throwing a lot of money into it.

This made He Ming shake his head and sigh, it's still the same, with newcomers forgetting the old ones, my uncle's 50 billion yuan has not yet been credited.

Continued to play games online, time passed like water, and it was time to practice Hama Gong. He Ming put the Ark of the Covenant in his private space and prepared to go to it. Except He's father and mother who came here after hearing the news, as well as Zhou's mother, Lu's father-in-law and mother-in-law are still reluctant to part, the others don't care.

Except for the sisters of the Zhou family who believe in Christianity a little bit, and the cousin who believes in Buddhism a little bit, the eldest wives are all non-believers.

Xiaohao believes in money teaching...

The wives all have their own family beliefs, a religion similar to worshiping the Goddess of Beauty. I heard that Goddess has the priesthood of bed...

So He Ming easily took the ark and left, and took it out after returning to the earth.

Carrying it on my shoulders, I went straight to the Malanshan Airport, and a large number of searchlights were shining like daytime. Various reporters, fans, practitioners, and their assistants, Xiaomi, drivers, mistresses, wives... and a large number of convoys were placed directly on the ground. On both sides of the road, or directly into the field.

"Someone fell from the sky, and he can fly! He's an abs brother! God, he's carrying a box...that's the Ark of the Covenant!!"

He Ming's previous appearances, such as changing the appearance of a super sports car every day, but the people at the scene and the people in front of the TV can't forget today, because today He Ming is so cool!

He carried the Ark of the Covenant on his shoulders, smoked a huge cigar (tear brand), and wore a suit that has never changed but is still so chic and moving.

And he fell from the sky, flew over at high speed, and then a pair of ruby ​​shoes savagely smashed directly on the concrete road, immediately smashing two small holes, the cement blocks splashed everywhere, and then there was no sound at the scene, and he stared at the eagle again. La.

However, when several searchlights came over, everyone noticed that there were tears on Brother Abdominal's face!

"Idiot, close up the camera!" Le Siyu immediately ran over with the camera that was standing on the spot. Immediately, all the female anchors woke up as if they had just woken up from a dream, and immediately stepped forward as quickly as possible. This is the best news, bar none.

"Brother Abdominal, are you carrying the Ark of the Covenant? May I ask why you are crying?" Before Le Siyu arrived, the voice came first.

He Mingxin yelled, "Good job, great, if you don't come again, the tears I shed so hard will be wiped away!"

He quickly seized the opportunity, made a compassionate expression, and looked at the sky from a 45-degree angle. , there is no moon at all, it's really disrespectful.

"I'm not crying for myself, but for human beings. Think about us, what a dirty world, material flow, forget the word of God, regard money as God, forget to serve the people, forget everything, just think Money and women. And today I...my sister discovered the ark of the covenant, and she gave me this sacred covenant between God and mankind, and asked me to take it and tell everyone, don’t forget God, there must be no other gods except him .Believe in God, unite under the banner of the party, and strive to be a good example in the new era! Serve the people!"

After finishing speaking, He Ming turned his head to look at Le Siyu, mainly looking at the camera, and said "affectionately", "That's why I cried."

In the world of the dead, He Ming's family members laughed together, and Father He rolled on the ground laughing regardless of his appearance... Xiaohao and Xiaohao looked at each other, shook their heads and sighed: "You are indeed a brother-in-law (brother)!"

As for the people in front of the TV, they have changed from being amazed at the Ark of the Covenant to... belly laughing... ignorant, still breastfeeding, sleepless children seeing their parents, grandparents and grandparents laughing wildly, so He also laughed happily. The abs are awesome!

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