Chapter 893 Thoughts on Asymmetric Warfare

"Are all you people on Earth perverted?! Oh my God!" Gamora roared loudly at Star-Lord. If her laser sword was still here, she would definitely kill this handsome man in front of her.

Even if this man is his boyfriend and the leader of the team.

But it's a pity that Gamora doesn't have a laser sword in her hand (it has been confiscated by the legendary blacksmith). Even if she has a laser sword, she doesn't have any strength to cut Star-Lord Quill now.

Because the continuous diarrhea has exhausted her whole body strength. There is an old saying that goes well: No hero can resist three bubbles. It means that if you have diarrhea three times in a row, even Thanos will have to kneel.

Thanos is going to kneel, and Gamora and the others will naturally kneel too. Not only Gamora, but Drax the Destroyer and Rocket Raccoon are the same. Star-Lord is now sitting on the toilet and doesn't want to get up.

Because as soon as he buckles his belt, there will be an endless stream of pissing desires. Forget it, taking off your pants and putting them on is such a hassle, so just spend the day on the toilet. Star-Lord Quill thought so.

Of course, as for Star-Lord Quill, why do they have diarrhea? Of course it is because of the spicy hot pot cooking turkey noodles!

There is no doubt about Li Jie's cooking skills. It is certain that his cooking is delicious. So a group of people who had just been entertained by the Illuminati ate and drank in the restaurant.

And Gamora also praised: "The food on the earth tastes good, what are these ingredients called?" She asked, pointing to a serving of hair belly and money belly.

Quill shook off his cheeks and ate vigorously, and had no time to answer Gamora's question at all. Because he doesn’t know each other, but as long as it’s delicious, it’s fine. As for the food you eat? Is it important?

When Star-Lord Quill lived in the United States as a child, Chinese food was not widely popular in the United States at that time. In addition to the fact that Jews go to Chinese restaurants to eat at Christmas, which has become the mainstream, many Americans only order Chinese food when they order takeout.

The most ordered dishes are Li Hongzhang's chop suey (this is really not a curse word) and General Tso's chicken, and a fried suey (in fact, bean sprouts fried meat with some other seasonal vegetables). There is also fried boneless chicken fillet known as fried hump, although it is really impossible to think of a dime relationship between boneless chicken fillet and hump.

Xingjue has never heard of Sichuan hot pot. In his childhood, he felt that the best food was the signature Shubawang sold by Shubawang and the non-signature Tianjiao Double-layer Huangbao sold with it.

He originally planned to go to Shubawang's house to have a big meal after returning to Earth, because it is really difficult to eat food that suits his appetite during his travels in other universes. For more than twenty years, Star-Lord Quill has been hungry and full. Sometimes just eat simple nutritional meal replacements to satisfy your hunger. (A kind of paste without any taste, a small bowl is enough for a day)

Because the taste of nutritious meal replacement is much better than the so-called special food provided by many planets.

When Quill was a child, he had heard that Britain was a gourmet desert, producing all kinds of horrible dark dishes. But after decades of wandering the universe, he now hates fish and chips and fish cakes and sheep's blood at all.

Quill shook his cheeks and ate hard, even a person who ate earth food when he was a child ate so hard. His teammates are even more unsightly.

They didn't stop eating until everyone's bellies couldn't hold it anymore. And also expressed praise for food from the earth.

"If they catch us in jail and provide prison food like this every day, I'd like to stay here for a while. Hiccup~" Rocket Raccoon expressed his opinion.

Gamora also nodded in agreement. And Xingjue said with some self-satisfaction: "Look, I said that the earth is a very attractive place!"

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The big bosses of the Illuminati, who have been watching this group of people through the monitoring equipment, are a little inconceivable looking at the Guardians of the Galaxy who are eating and drinking for a long time.

Captain Rogers couldn't help but speak first: "Are they the Guardians of the Galaxy? Isn't it really a galaxy refugee escape team? How long have they not eaten?"

Li Jie touched his chin and thought seriously: "It should be that the food I made is so delicious. But although I have taken care of it, these foods are all spicy. But eating so much in one go, and Super Mala Hot Pot is heavy oil food. There are so many peppers and so much oil, wait a while. Tsk tsk tsk." Li Jie's tone is self-explanatory.

Everyone couldn't help but rolled their eyes at Li Jie, you made this thing!

But seeing this group of people feasting and drinking made the big bosses of the Illuminati also hungry. However, due to the rush of time, Li Jie could only temporarily make fried spaghetti.

Well, not the Italian way of making pasta. No green sauce, white sauce, red sauce or anything. It is simply to boil the pasta until soft, stir-fry beef tenderloin slices, mushroom slices and bell peppers slightly marinated in oil. Add a little garlic flakes and black pepper to taste.

A bit like Cantonese-style fried rice noodles? But it's not a complete resemblance. This is probably a kind of combination of Chinese and Western?

It's nondescript, but it tastes surprisingly good. The oily beef is inexplicably paired with pasta. It tastes like fried rice noodles with beef in oyster sauce.

Everyone was eating fried rice noodles...cough...it was fried spaghetti while watching Xingjue and others sitting there hiccupping. Li Jie heard Xingjue and others praise the earth, and he suddenly thought of something.

He was holding the fried powder...cough...fried noodles...cough...the plate of spaghetti turned his head and looked at Thor and asked, "Thor, you have been to many places, what do you think of the food on Earth?"

"It's great, it's great. You can see my shape." Thor pulled the fat around his waist with his hand.

Forget it, I don't want to watch it. Li Jie silently looked away and continued: "I have never asked you seriously, Thor. What do you think of life on Earth? Is it any different from yours in other places?"

Li Jie held a plate of fried... spaghetti and asked seriously while eating some noodles. Because he thought about a small problem just now, he seemed to have caught a small inspiration through the performance of Xingjue and others, but it was just a tail, and he needed more information and thinking to enrich this inspiration.

"If there is anything to say, it is that people on Earth know how to make themselves happy." Thor replied after thinking for a while: "People on Earth know how to have fun. You have been to Jason in Asgard. , you also saw the way we celebrate joy."

"Dancing, gladiatorial fighting, a lot of drinking and roasting, and singing epic. I'm not saying it's bad, but it's just a little monotonous after a long time. The earth obviously has more entertainment and more diverse diets." Thor Li Jie nodded at Er's words.

Li Jie stayed in Asgard for a while, and what Thor said was really good. Just use food as an example, except for things like melons and fruits that are specialties in Asgard. Just talking about cooking, there are generally two types of food cooking in Asgard: various barbecues and various stews.

Of course, these two cooking techniques have been brought to the extreme in Asgard, and the food they make is very delicious. Li Jie absolutely does not deny this, and he does not think that his level of barbecue and stew can be better than the masters of Asgard.

But no matter how delicious something is, it will inevitably feel monotonous if it is repeated continuously. Li Jie took a piece of beef with oyster sauce from the plate and threw it into his mouth, his brain was thinking rapidly.

Fuel consumption was invented in Guangdong. Li Jie still remembers a slightly black joke circulating in China about Cantonese people: nothing with wings but a plane, nothing with four legs except a table, nothing but a submarine that swims in water, There is nothing else that Cantonese people don't eat.

Although it is slightly dark in nature, it can show that Cantonese people are indeed omnivorous to a certain extent. Cantonese people cook and eat many things that seem inedible in other places.

And why? Probably because Guangdong was barren in ancient times. There are few plains in Guangdong, and there are many saline-alkali lands near the sea. They lack the innate conditions for large-scale reclamation of farmland. Everyone who only relies on the province's food production will starve to death. In ancient times, transportation was not convenient, and the price of grain from other provinces must be very expensive in Guangdong.

In order to fill their stomachs, the ancestors of Guangdong began to look for everything that could fill their stomachs. It doesn't matter whether it looks ugly or not, as long as it can fill your stomach and not ruin your stomach, then it is a good thing!

So in this case, the Cantonese have developed various dishes that seem unbelievable in other regions. Many people think that they can't eat things that are brought to the table by Cantonese.

This is a kind of flexible development under the condition of relatively scarce resources. In other words, it is easy to understand: if you are poor, you will change, and if you change, you will succeed.

This eating habit has been passed down for hundreds of years until modern Guangdong.

Li Jie has been thinking about one thing, and that is how to make the earth's civilization gain a foothold in this Haohai galaxy. Because he and others in the Illuminati are very aware of the existence of alien civilizations.

In the absence of technological and scientific advantages, how can the earth survive the weakest and most difficult years in this universe? This is a difficult problem before everyone in the Illuminati.

Because it was the Illuminati who pushed the earth into the interstellar era, at least we can't let it go now. And what Thor said just now, and what Xingjue and others talked about during dinner gave Li Jie an idea.

But now it's just an idea, and he feels that he needs to think more about it. A multicultural civilization that is forced to find fun in various ways to anesthetize itself due to material poverty, so that it can survive the difficult years-the earth.

What kind of posture should she use to express herself in the age of the universe?

Because of material poverty, we need more and more spiritual abundance. If one way fails, you need to think about another way.

Our culture is changeable and sensitive, but it produces all kinds of fierce collisions of ideas.

Independent individuals and whimsical crazy ideas are born anytime, anywhere in this world. If it is guided, it may be another kind of power.

The term strength never refers to force alone!

Thinking of this, Li Jie put down the pasta plate, and said to Dr. Hanke: "Doctor, give me some Ma Yinglongs, I think Xingjue and the others will need them later."

Dr. Hank pushed the black-rimmed glasses: "Are you going to deliver them yourself?"

"Yes, because I need to confirm some things. If they are really the Guardians of the Galaxy, maybe there are some things that need their help." Li Jie turned and left while speaking.

Seeing the back of Li Jie turning and leaving, a group of bigwigs from the Illuminati came to the monitor carrying fried noodles...cough...a plate of spaghetti. They looked at Xingjue and the others who were still laughing and playing with emotion, feeling that the meal was delicious.

"Hey~." I don't know who sighed first. Immediately afterwards, there was a constant "hey~" "hey~" "hey~"

Captain Rogers touched the silver cross on his chest and prayed in his heart: Guardians of the Galaxy, please ask for blessings.