Chapter 916 Establishing the Women's Federation
"Why does Thor seem a little depressed recently?" Lan asked Li Jie her question during breakfast. Holding a carved stainless steel spoon in her right hand, she was handling a bowl of boiled glutinous rice porridge. There were two side dishes in front of her, and a basket of steaming steamed buns.
Cold dried eggs, refreshing hot and sour radish shreds are paired with shrimp and pork stuffed steamed buns with a juicy appearance and a bowl of glutinous white porridge. This breakfast is rich enough.
Li Jie was standing in the kitchen tidying up the countertops. He shrugged his shoulders when he heard Lan's question: "Probably because he has too many girlfriends? In the morning, he even ate less bacon sandwiches for breakfast."
Lan shook her head, she couldn't figure out why Thor was so popular with women. Although Thor looks cute now that he is chubby, and the fat on his stomach is very interesting to pinch and bounce. But can he please a girl by pinching her stomach? He is not an orange cat.
Well, Penny at Southern Cross Orphanage demurred. She most liked to lay her head on Thor's big belly and follow Thor's breathing when he slept. She felt that it was the same as Totoro!
"We can't intervene in this kind of matter. He has to solve it by himself. As a person who attracts the opposite sex, I think he will encounter more troubles like this in his future life. He still needs to learn." Li Jie cleared After tidying up the kitchen utensils on the countertop, he also came from the kitchen with a bowl of porridge.
"You mean you don't care?" Lan held his chin with a smile on his lips.
"It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter, it doesn't matter." Li Jie shook his head like a rattle: "I'm too busy to accompany you now, and I still care about Thor's affairs? Forget it. It's better to think about his affairs." Think about where we're going to watch a movie later? I'm rarely free today."
"Ah? Are you resting today?" Lan looked at Li Jie in surprise.
Li Jie sat across from Lan and accompanied her to have breakfast, drank a mouthful of porridge and ate a mouthful of shredded radish, and said, "What's the matter? From your tone, you don't want me to accompany you? Huh?"
Facing Li Jie's suspicious gaze, Lan immediately waved her hands: "Of course not, but I thought you were going to the Illuminati Society or something today. So I made an appointment with Gwen to go to the spa. She knows that there is a very good spa in London." Hall."
"I thought you would be very happy for me to accompany you." Li Jie pouted on purpose.
"Huh." Lan said to Li Jie with some distaste: "Don't pout and pretend to be cute, dear, don't you follow this style of style, okay? If you are like this, I want to call the police and contact the mental hospital."
Li Jie helplessly spread his hands: "I thought you would be the woman behind a superhero."
Lan smiled slightly, her eyes were like autumn water. She stretched out a hand to caress Li Jie's cheek: "Of course, I have made a decision since I promised you that day. But I have become a superhero woman, so I have to learn how to adjust my life."
"Because you can't be with me all the time. You have to know that it's terrible for a woman to be lonely for a long time." When Lan said these words, Li Jie suddenly felt chills down his back.
"Wait, is our new neighbor named Wang?" Li Jie's expression gradually became serious.
Lan couldn't help but lightly patted Li Jie on the cheek: "Where did I go! I just said that I need to better regulate my life. A man who is worth betraying you hasn't appeared yet." Lan lightly kissed Li Jie on the cheek.
Li Jie in this love saying has a kind of great satisfaction in vanity. The little emotion that had just arisen disappeared in an instant. He held Lan's hand and said, "Thank you for your hard work."
"It's not hard." Lan smiled: "Actually, I'm quite fulfilled. If you go to save the world, I still have a lot of things to do."
"For example, go to SPA with Gwen to maintain the skin?" Li Jie guessed speculatively: "By the way, do you need to apply for a universal credit card for you? Just a few days ago, the bank sent me a message. I should be enough." The qualifications can apply for a Centurion Card. Both Harry and Tony can be my referral guarantors."
Lan shook his head: "You keep it for yourself. I can't spend that much money. And I have my own plans to work on."
"Your plan?" Li Jie became a little interested: "What is it? To get Strange out of the curse of hair loss and stop using Dawn 101? His recent dosage of Dawn 101 is a bit aggressive."
"Everything has a price." Lan said as a matter of course: "His magic level has also improved very fast during this period of time. Okay, no kidding, you want to know what my plan is?"
"Yes." Li Jie was very serious.
"Please, please, I'll tell you." Lan said to Li Jie with a little smirk.
Li Jie, who was sitting next to Lan, picked her up and let her sit in his arms, then grabbed her hand and said, "Then please, lovely Miss Lan, tell me what is so evil about you!" Is it your plan! Is it to conquer the world?"
Lan's long hair was messed up by Li Jie, and Lan lightly tapped Li Jie twice: "Let's leave it to you to conquer the world. I can't do it."
"I just want to set up a women's federation."
Li Jie was a little confused: "Women's Federation? What Women's Federation? Isn't there an Avengers Federation in the United States? Although it is a second-rate organization."
"It's not the Fulian, but the Women's Federation." Lan explained to Li Jie: "It's the Women's Federation."
"What?" Li Jie was even more confused: "Why did you set up this thing?"
Sitting in Li Jie's arms, Lan played with her long hair and said, "You superheroes always go out to save the world and fight evil. It's actually dangerous, and you both have a partner. I really want to It's really hard for us not to think about it. Remember the last time Betty (Dr. Banner's girlfriend) incident? It's not easy to be the other half of the hero."
"Especially there are many ordinary women among them. They don't have super powers or anything. I think it is possible for the hero to poke the basket outside, and then the girlfriend's wife has an accident." Lan played with her hair with one hand, and with the other finger Pointing to his chin and thinking seriously.
"So I've been thinking about this, maybe I should get these girls, ladies connected. We maybe need to connect the other half of the superheroes. Just be able to notify each other as soon as anything and everything goes wrong."
Lan said and turned to look at Li Jie: "And it is very important that the partner of the other half can act as a buffer when there is friction between different heroes. It can even facilitate the heroes to have more connections, whether it is cooperation or mediation of conflicts. By It's always better for your girlfriend or wife to come out and deal with it than two angry men who can beat you."
"Now all this is just a preliminary idea. I have been inspired a lot by your side. So I want to set up such an organization. The other half of superheroes unite. A women's federation of super housewives!" Lan said this and turned to look at Li Jie, with a hint of love in her eyes: "I am your other half, maybe this can help you. At least you don't have to be so stressed that you will have nightmares when you go to bed at night." woke up."
Looking at Lan, Li Jie was speechless for a long time. In the end, the only thing he could do was to kiss Lan fiercely.