Chapter 909 This Is an Accident!

Captain Rogers dumped the blame on Li Jie, and his reason was simple: Thor's guardian is you, and as the guardian, you are obliged to deal with the mess he caused. Just like the person who raised the dog did not tie the dog to the leash, which caused the dog to bite someone, this must be the full responsibility of the dog owner.

Because you can't kill Alaska who bites people at will, even if you kill dog meat, it's not enough to lose money to vaccinate others! So the last person to blame must be the dog owner. Therefore, when raising a dog, remember to put a leash on the dog so that they can come out for a walk, otherwise who knows what kind of basket they will make for you.

Li Jie now regrets that he didn't tie a dog leash to Thor, but then again, where can he get a dog leash that can hold Thor? This thing should not exist.

Unless you can get the same thing as the lasso of lies in the heroine's hand in "Supergirl" starring Gal Gadot.

When Li Jie found Thor, a certain salted fish was lying comfortably on the sofa watching the new season of "Hell's Kitchen". The world-renowned British chef Gordon Ramsay is showing his amazing "language talent" on TV: "You are xxxxx, do you know that xxx can't be xxxxx. My grandma's golden retriever is better than your xxxxx Well done XXXXX. If your brain is not loaded with XXXX, then please wake up and figure out what your XXX is doing in the kitchen. OK?!"

Fox TV also had a hard time in the later stage. The program needs the effect of the entire segment to become a BBB sound, but it also needs to let everyone understand what Gordon is talking about.

The Salty Fish God is lounging on the sofa, watching Gordon Ramsay's swearing instructional video, while eating a creamy chocolate and caramel mixture of popcorn.

"Hahahaha! These idiots can't even fry scallops. They are hopeless. You said that if there are restaurants that sell seafood and hire them as chefs, will those restaurants go bankrupt?" Thor threw it in his mouth. Taking a sip of popcorn, he was gloating at the poor sufferers on TV.

"And those idiots, why are the chicken legs not fully cooked when making rosemary chicken drumsticks? Don't they know that eating raw chicken is easy to cause diarrhea? If the restaurant has customer diarrhea, then it can be closed directly. .”

"By the way, doesn't your family open a restaurant? Do you cook this kind of raw food for your guests?" Thor didn't get up when he saw Li Jie coming in, he just lay comfortably on the sofa and ate popcorn Saying these words.

Li Jie took the big bucket of popcorn that Thor put on his belly, grabbed a handful and threw it into his mouth. After chewing, he said: "My family runs a Chinese restaurant. Chinese restaurants don't like half-cooked food. Except for a small amount of cold dishes, all the dishes are cooked at high temperature before being served."

"Oh, doesn't your house sell sashimi?" Thor stuffed himself with another bite of popcorn.

"Unless Cantonese restaurants sometimes sell sea bream sashimi, other Chinese restaurants basically don't have raw food. Of course, some Yunnan and Guizhou dishes also have raw food. Moreover, now they sell sashimi Most of them are restaurants with oriental cuisine. Sashimi, sushi and so on.” Li Jie rolled his eyes and told Thor that oriental cuisine is different from Chinese cuisine.

"Well, I thought it was the same. After all, they all eat with chopsticks." Thor spread his hands when he heard what Li Jie said, then snatched the popcorn cone back and continued to lie on his back to reveal on the big belly.

Li Jie clapped his hands, wiped off the crumbs left by eating popcorn on his hands, and said, "Tell me, Thor."

"say what?"

"Why did you beat T'Challa? I have already heard what Captain Rogers said. You helped Storm Orolo, and then beat T'Challa. I heard that he was still beaten badly by you. This matter This matter has made Wakanda's King T'Chaka very unhappy. He even interrogated the Earth Federation and Tuvalu."

"I didn't hit him, okay?" Upon hearing what Li Jie said, Thor turned over immediately, as agile as Sammo Hung in his twenties.

Li Jie raised his eyebrows: "So what's going on?"

Thor patted the sofa and said, "I received a summons from Orolo that day, and I just met her."

"Aren't you afraid of death? Do you know that you are now in the Purgatory Shura Field? How dare you provoke a lightning storm mutant? Do you think there is a lack of thunderstorms in hell?" Li Jie looked at Thor incredulously: "Or do you really think that you can deceive people for the rest of your life with your identity as a Dragon Warrior?"

"I know, I know, I know things are troublesome, so I responded to Orolo's subpoena." Thor repeatedly emphasized: "You don't know that the scale of the photos she subpoenaed me recently has become larger and larger. So I very worried."

"Worry?"

"Yeah, I'm worried that if one day I forget to bring my mobile phone and Sif sees these photos, then I will be miserable."

"Did you delete the photo?"

"Huh? Can the photos on the phone be deleted?"

Li Jie: "..., sorry, I was wrong. You continue."

Thor shrugged: "Because I don't think it's an option to go on like this, so I responded to Orolo's subpoena. She wants to meet with me. I think we should meet. It's best to persuade her not to pester me in the future. You know how troubled I am now, how hard my life is."

Li Jie looked at the sofa under Thor's body that was deformed under his weight, the big 50oz bucket of popcorn, and "Hell's Kitchen" playing on the 60-inch LCD TV. Li Jie said thoughtfully: "Yes, it's really hard."

"Yes, it's really hard. That's why I want to show my attitude. I went to Orolo and wanted to tell her not to send me those photos in the future. This can easily make me unlucky." Thor said talking.

"I chatted with her for a long time. I don't want to talk about the specifics. This is my personal privacy. Then I barely persuaded her and let her understand that it is impossible for us."

Li Jie touched his chin, does Thor have such a good eloquence?

"Then our topic turned back to a more normal direction. Orolo is a mutant with the ability of lightning and storm. And my priesthood is also thunder and storm. Compared with my ability, Orolo's ability is not worth mentioning .So she wants to ask me about Thunder's control method and ability." Thor is right to say that, few people can compare with him in the control of Thunder's ability, of course Odin can't be counted.

"I just wanted to show her the correct way to use Thunderbolt. But who the hell knew that the black boy (Techara) was there at the time, and he was still hiding in the dark, and he was wearing metal ornaments!" Thor He stroked his forehead helplessly.

"You know how lightning likes conductive metals. And I was about to release what looked like a ball lightning. Guess who that ball lightning hit?"

Li Jie also stroked his forehead helplessly, do we still need to ask? Who else but T'Challa.

"But T'Challa is lucky, he is not dead yet. But his father exploded in anger. I think maybe I should go over and apologize?" Li Jie looked at Thor and asked.