Chapter 918 Who Is Digging the Pit, Who Is Jumping?
Seeing Luo Ji was completely beyond Li Jie's expectations. Since the dark elves' invasion plan was changed and stranded because of the Mandarin's attack on New York, Li Jie's contact with Luo Ji has actually become less.
Especially last time in Asgard he brazenly said to Luo Ji: "I told Tony that it was the second princess of Asgard who fell in love with me." Ji hacked to death.
It was a real hack and not a joke, but at the last moment Luo Ji finally controlled her anger so she didn't really insert the sword of truth into Li Jie's chest.
From then on, Li Jie still hides from Luo Ji whenever he can, compared to Luo Ji who has been hiding his thoughts deep in his heart. It is much easier to get along with the honest BOY Thor.
As for why he has attracted the attention of several women, and Thor, who has no idea what he did wrong, he asked himself very frankly: "Did I do something wrong? I don't know!" Look, this kind of honesty People are best suited to be brothers and friends.
Although Luo Ji is beautiful in women's clothing, she has too much heart, and she might buy it if she doesn't make it right. Li Jie has always felt that the female Luo Ji is much more elusive than the male Luo Ji in the movie.
She always couldn't figure out what she wanted in her heart, so when Luo Ji appeared in front of Li Jie and said to him: "The dark elves have a new trend." Li Jie didn't react to these words.
He was stunned: "What and what?"
Luo Ji gave Li Jie a white look: "I'm talking about the dark elves. And you keep blocking the door and don't plan to let your guests in?"
"Oh, please come in." Li Jie said as if he suddenly realized after hearing Luo Ji's question. As for whether he deliberately blocked the door to prevent Luo Ji from coming in, only he himself knows.
"Tea or coffee?" Now that the guests have already entered, Li Jie always has to put on a hospitable look.
"Hot cocoa. I think you can make it. Make a fresh cup." Rocky made the third choice, and she was not polite. This made Li Jie scratch his head a little: "You are a little too impolite."
"Are you being polite to me? I heard that you recently made a girlfriend, and they haven't lived together shamelessly?" Li Jie wondered where Luo Ji learned this word.
Luo Ji ignored Li Jie's doubts and continued: "Do you remember what you said?【】But the second princess of Asgard fell in love with me first.】"
Luo Ji imitated Li Jie's tone of speech, and it was 80% similar. There was a playful smile at the corner of her mouth: "Guess what will happen to you if I tell your little girlfriend about this? Lan, I know her. And I also know that she is the adopted daughter of Master Ancient One. And The chief steward of Kamateki also loves her very much."
"If these two know that you are playing with their beloved daughter's feelings, do you think your body will float to the end of the endless sea, or will you be thrown into the dark dimension to be nourished by Dormammu?" Luo Ji sat down unceremoniously. He straightened his clothes on the sofa in the living room and said proudly to Li Jie.
"I..." Li Jie endured and endured, and finally took back the swear words that he planned to blurt out.
There is a saying that goes well, you have to jump down the pit you dug with tears in your eyes. So just like the face-changing in Sichuan opera, Li Jie immediately changed into a smiling face: "Really, my lord, the second princess. Who is our relationship with whom? The kind of thing you mentioned does not exist~!"
Li Jie waved his hand boldly, as if nothing had happened.
Luo Ji had long been used to the thick skin of the man in front of her. This was the last cheeky male animal she had seen in so many years. Even the strongest iron armor of the magic armor iron bull is not as thick as the thick skin of the man in front of him.
"So hot cocoa." Luo Ji raised her eyebrows.
"I'll be there right away. Just tell me what you want to eat and drink. I have plenty of time today, and I'll get you a full banquet if you want to eat." Li Jie smiled brightly, just like the heroic giants described by Jin Yong and Gu Long.
"Don't be so troublesome, a cup of hot cocoa, I want the one with a swan pattern on it." Luo Ji said lightly, leaning on the back of the chair.
"Okay!" Li Jie immediately ran to the kitchen to prepare hot cocoa. As for the garnish decoration on the surface of coffee and hot cocoa, he really doesn't know how. So I can only use my mobile phone to open Google and Baidu to find video teaching on the spot.
After four failed attempts, a cup of hot cocoa with a swan pattern was finally delivered to Rocky after ten minutes.
Looking at the swan pattern inside the cup, Luo Ji said in disgust, "It's so ugly."
"Yes, yes, the second princess taught me a lesson. This is caused by my lack of skill. From today on, I will practice my latte art day and night to ensure that I will pull out the best flowers for the second princess to taste in the future." Li Jie was still smiling all over his face, full of dog legs.
Luo Ji glanced at him and said: "Remember what you said." Li Jie continued to smile: "I wrote it down. I wrote it down in my little notebook."
"Don't talk about it, let's talk about the business." Luo Ji didn't drink hot cocoa at all because she hated Li Jie's garland swan too ugly.
"Just now I told you that the dark elves have changed. This is what I got from the information."
Li Jie thought for a while: "Asgard is about to go to war, so Thor should go back to help?" This is the most reasonable explanation.
"No, no, no." Luo Ji shook her finger: "That's not the case, this time the target of the dark elves is not Asgard or the kingdom of elves, but the earth!"
Hearing this news, Li Jie stood up suddenly, he was really shocked: "Why?!" What reason does the dark elves have to attack the earth?
"Because of the last time the energy of the Reality Gem leaked!" Luo Ji gave the answer: "The dark elves need ether, and they have a special affinity and perception ability for ether. Because the greatest wish of Malekith, the leader of the dark elves, is to The universe returns to the Dark Ages. He needs the Aether Stone to help him fulfill this dream, and the Aether is their ultimate weapon."
Luo Ji said every word very seriously. And what she said was true.
"But the Reality Gem has been handed over to you." Li Jie frowned and felt that something was wrong: "Didn't he bring it back to Asgard?" gem.
Without enough powerful power, for example, people like Ancient One or Odin or at least Thanos, other people who get infinite gems are not treasures but death talismans. This thing may do more harm than good.
So after the ether appeared in London, he immediately asked someone from Asgard to take it away.
Luo Ji sat on the sofa and looked at Li Jie who was a little surprised and said: "Yes, I did take the Reality Stone away. But there are other Infinity Stones on the earth. Cosmic Rubik's Cube! Space Stones! You have already used them. This stone has been hit many times."
"It's not us, it's just some government departments." Li Jie had a bad feeling in his heart: "The Cosmic Rubik's Cube has been deeply hidden by S.H.I.E.L.D. and should not leak its energy."
"But the ether awakened it! Even if the earth doesn't have ether, just the space gem is enough to make the dark elves flock to it. Because getting space can help them get ether more easily."
Luo Ji stared at Li Jie closely: "Do you think it is easier for the dark elves to attack the slack Earth and seize the ether, or is it easier to attack Asgard? Even if the earth is guarded by the supreme mage Gu Yi, he can protect the earth." Intact, won't there be any omissions in the line of defense?"
"You must know that if the dark elves are ruthless, it is much more terrifying than you imagined! They will do anything for the ether gem." Luo Ji's tone was still calm, but what he said made Li Jie's hair stand on his head.
"They will not let the earth go, even if there is a supreme mage, they will launch an attack. Believe me, they can do it. I have a better relationship with you on earth, and although the ancient one mage is powerful, he is old Thinking and reactions are not as fast."
"That's why I came to tell you the news. I know the earth is very important to Thor. I don't want the dark elves to get the space gems either. That's why I found you. I hope you can think of a way to save the dark elves who may come." Keep the Earth from the attack." Luo Ji looked straight at Li Jie after speaking.
Li Jie's heart was about to collapse. I am XXXXXXX~! A string of foul words flew through Li Jie's heart. I haven't solved Chitauri's problem yet, and now there is another dark elf, is there another Ultron crisis coming later? Simply combine the plots of Avengers One, Two, and Three together.
In this way, everyone fights together, you hit me, I hit him. It's fun to kill them all! Pulling his hair fiercely, Li Jie felt that he also needed Dawn 101 to protect his hair.