Chapter 921 Star-Lord Quill's Great Adventure in New York (Happy New Year, Please Ask for Tickets!)
Standing in the middle of Times Square in New York, Star-Lord Quill was in a turbulent mood. Under the arrangement of the Illuminati, Quill once again set foot on the land of the earth, with 50,000 U.S. dollars personally supported by Li Jie.
"Earth~ my hometown, my mother, I'm back!" Standing in the very center of Times Square, Quill uttered a cry from the bottom of his heart. He took a deep breath, feeling the air of freedom and democracy on American soil.
And his cry attracted countless passers-by's sideways glances, but they were nothing more than sideways glances. After all, this is New York, and this is Times Square, so it is not surprising that any strange people appear.
Look, there was just another scene where two stormtroopers assassinated the Sith Lord. Maybe it's just for the publicity of Star Wars 8 that has just been released.
And this guy in the red leather jacket was another wave of publicity. But this publicity is a bit careless. Wearing a leather jacket without even putting on make-up, I read a sentence [Earth~ my hometown, my mother, I am back again! ] to pretend to be an alien?
It's too good, when did Hollywood filmmakers become so careless?
Star-Lord Quill, who was regarded as an extra by a crowd of passers-by, was not affected by other people's emotions at all. It's rare to go back to Earth, especially New York, he wants to have a good time in New York!
To be honest, he was very young when he left the earth, and the place where he lived was also a small place. Although I have traveled all over the galaxy in these years, I have seen many things. But for Earth, this place is both familiar and strange to Quill.
It is true that this is his hometown, but he has never really seen the true face of this hometown. So Li Jie specially gave Xingjue a chance to travel at public expense.
Fifty thousand dollars is enough to spend a few days in the United States, and you can live a chic life.
Star-Lord Quill's tour starts at the hot dog stand next to Times Square.
"Oh, I've never seen this kind of hot dog. It's bigger than the ones I've eaten before." Xingjue stood in front of the stall and looked at the hot dog sold by the stall owner with great interest, while gesticulating the length of it: " I remember that hot dogs are all this big? Are you really selling hot dogs?" Xingjue gestured for a length of about ten centimeters.
The stall owner glanced at Xingjue, and then replied in a nasal voice: "I sell hot dogs with Frankfurt sausages, as it says on the signboard. Not all sausages are as short as yours."
The Frankfurt sausage is 20 centimeters long, which is indeed much longer than the average sausage. But Xingjue felt that the stall owner seemed a little domineering? Does he think I can't afford his sausage? Why are you talking to me in a nasal voice?
"Frankfurt sausages are of German taste. I also sell fried blood sausage and sauerkraut, authentic German dishes." The stall owner continued to speak in a nasal voice: "You just haven't seen these."
"Ha! Who said I haven't seen it?" Xingjue thought of those happy days and sumptuous food in Pluto Xingxing Port: "I have eaten blood sausage and sauerkraut! It's not German food at all, it's Northeast Chinese food, isn't it?" ? Blood sausage stewed with sauerkraut and white meat. Oh yes, they call it pig-killing dish.”
"Fart!" The stall owner seemed annoyed that Xingjue disagreed with him: "Blood sausage and sauerkraut are from Germany!"
"It's from China!"
"It's from Germany!"
"It's from China!"
The stall owner pointed to Quill's nose and said, "Are you still an American? Are you still patriotic?"
Xingjue touched his nose, yes, he is an American. But does this have anything to do with the country where the sauerkraut blood sausage is from? Furthermore, I said that I have been away from the earth for so many years, and I have always been an internationalist fighter. Star-lord doesn't care about nationality at all. He didn't have time to study for a long time in school, and he couldn't even recite the leaders of the United States except Washington and Lincoln.
And one of Star-Lord Quill's favorite things is talking to other people, especially on Earth. Earthlings are always kind, aren't they? Talking to them is not like copying guys like those aliens.
While Xingjue was chatting with the stall owner for fun, the stall owner just came out from behind the stall when he saw that he could not agree with Xingjue, holding a stainless steel shovel in his hand, his face was full of anger.
"Sauerkraut blood sausage is from Germany!" With a roar, he was about to pounce on him. Xingjue turned and ran.
Heck, isn't the earth kind? Why do you start a fight if you don't agree with each other? When did the people on earth become so violent. After running a few hundred meters, Xingjue got rid of the stall owner and just ran to the entrance of a cinema.
A huge poster of "Star Wars: The Last Jedi" is posted on the exterior wall of the theater.
"Wow, has this movie already come out to the eighth part?" Xingjue felt a little unbelievable, because he watched the old version of the Star Wars trilogy in the 1970s when he was a child, and watched the new trilogy in Pluto Star Port . Then I watched The Force Awakens and Rogue One.
As a result, "The Last Jedi" is now out. Originally, Star-Lord liked the Star Wars series very much, after all, childhood memories. But after watching eight Star Wars movies in a row, Star-Lord is already fatigued.
Especially the latest two The Force Awakens and Rogue One, let’s not mention Rogue One, what is the filming of The Force Awakens? However, as a childhood sentiment, Xingjue couldn't help but impulsively pay for a ticket to watch it.
After watching the movie for two and a half hours, Quill came out of the theater cursingly: "I, TXD, will never spend money to sell bills for childhood feelings in the future. What is this filming! This movie cannot be sent to Nova Legion!"
Just as Quill was walking and cursing, a group of Star Wars fans in Star Wars COS uniforms happened to hear it. A man dressed as a Sith Lord pointed at Quill and said loudly: "Wait, what did you just say! Have the courage to say it again."
"Aren't you allowed to say that the filming is so bad?" Quill slammed back mercilessly.
"Shut up! Do you want to destroy the Star Wars series, the childhood memories of countless people, and the foundation of American movies?" The Sith Lord was extremely angry.
"Huh?! Things that are used to swindle money with childhood feelings, if they are destroyed, they will be destroyed. Only by completely destroying and making new ones can they be made better." Quill doesn't care about these people's opinions at all, I am an internationalist fighter !
"Shut up! I think you want to destroy the United States!" The Sith Emperor waved his hand, and several stormtroopers who followed him began to rush towards Star-Lord Quill.
Damn! Are people on Earth so violent now? If you just say a few words, you will be on the outline and go online, and you have to do it. Quill turned around and ran away, not because he was worried that he would not be able to beat them, but because he was afraid of accidentally killing these vulnerable compatriots. This is the truth. As a guy who has been in various dangerous areas of the interstellar all year round, Star-Lord's combat effectiveness is not comparable to these ordinary people.
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"Aha!" Xingjue stood with his hands on his hips and sighed in a certain high-rise building in New York City: "New York is terrible. The people here are not friendly at all, let's go to the countryside. Go see Sam and talk to him about joining the Nova Corps."
"By the way, he lives in Arizona? I don't know if he will pass by Las Vegas?" Star-Lord Quill had heard of Las Vegas when he was a child, but he had never seen it. This time I really want to see it, even if I don't pass by, Quill can let me pass by.
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