Those Years when Marvel Was a Superhero

Chapter 958

"Hello, American friends!" A middle-aged man who was more handsome than Beckham appeared on the screen. He has dark chestnut hair, and blue eyes with a hint of melancholy and a hint of domineering.

The sharp edges and corners of the facial features are impressive, as well as the magnetic voice. The moment they saw him, many people who were watching the video were stunned. They subconsciously asked, "Who is this handsome guy?"

"That's right, I think you all want to know who I am?" The handsome Doom in the video had a smirk on his lips: "I can tell you that I am Doom! Yes, many people have never seen me. The truth behind the mask."

"I think many of you have watched the ABC-BBC show The Way of the Tyrant lately. There is a story in it that is true. I was disfigured. Now I am restored. look." Doom looks smug in the video.

But Dum and Li Jie had a fierce quarrel before. It was the first week of the documentary, and Dum was furious. He said angrily: "I want to blow up the director, producer and investor who are making the film!"

But Li Jie patted him on the back and said, "Calm down, Dr. Doom. Calm down. This is a good thing for us."

"Good XXXX!" Dum said a swear word in passing, don't think that high-ranking people can't swear.

"I'm serious, it's really a good thing. Because through this documentary, everyone will know about your disfigurement. And it seems that the producers and directors have a good grasp of the fire. At least their films are still impressive, aren't they? Is it? At least they didn’t blackmail you, they just simply told about your past experience. Although the conclusion may not be correct, their appeal is good, resist campus bullying.”

Li Jie signaled Dum to calm down and stop thinking about blowing up something every day.

"Hack me? How dare they!" Doom snorted.

Li Jie spread his hands: "Yes, they really dare not. Because they know that you will blow them up to the sky. You can see your intimidating power when you see that the BBC blacks China every day and dare not brazenly black Latvia. Okay. Don't be angry, your prestige is still there."

"I just think it's good for us, it's a good thing. Because the ratings of this documentary are high, everyone knows that you are disfigured. Then you are showing your handsome appearance on TV! Talking about the X beauty product, do you think about the effect of this promotion?!" Li Jie's eyes sparkled.

"Then show your dominance and ruthlessness! Think about it, thousands of girls will be crazy about you. They like this kind of domineering series the most, even novels and movies like "Fifty Shades of Grey" have countless fans. Fan. I think you will do better. I have an artist named Pure White who is very good at drawing this kind of comics."

"Now you are handsome, and you have the capital to wash white (Dom: Huh? What does being handsome have to do with whitewashing? Li Jie: It's right that being handsome is justice). I can let Pure White do the whole thing for you As long as you authorize your copyright to me for the "Overbearing King—Dom" series of comics!" Li Jie said sincerely, as if he was only thinking about Dum: "In this way, you can start to cleanse yourself and become a good person! "

Dum flatly refused: "No! I think it's better to be a super villain." After speaking, Dum glanced at Li Jie: "Actually, your personal comics should start to draw the blackened and depraved part of you, and become the villain in your comics Sales are likely to be better."

Li Jie shook his head: "But unfortunately, I am a good person."

Doom: "Huh."

"Okay, let's get back to the point, you have a point. But my authority should not be challenged like this. If someone plays me like a clown, as a guarantee for them to increase their ratings, then they must pay the price !” Dum still insisted.

Li Jie shook his head: "Dr. Doom, not all problems need to be solved by explosions. Although I admit that explosions are a beautiful art, we can use another better art to deal with your prestige problem .”

Dum nodded: "You say."

Li Jie compared the direction of the United States: "Once again, we will conduct a nationwide webcast of the United States."

Dum tilted his head: "What are you talking about? What are you doing?"

Li Jie smiled: "Do your best to mock Americans crazily, ridicule, sarcasm, curse, curse. Use all the most vicious and hurtful words you can imagine to attack those Fatty America!"

"Huh?" Dum almost fell off his seat, he stood up staggeringly, and at the same time looked at Li Jie in disbelief and said, "Are you really an American?"

"From the perspective of nationality and law, it should be." Li Jie said with certainty.

Dum gritted his teeth: "Then do you know how many obese people are in the United States? Half of the adults are overweight, and one third tend to be obese! Do you know what happens when you laugh at them?" (In the weight category, obesity is higher than overweight of.)

Li Jie said bluntly: "They will be very upset."

"Aha, you still know." Doom raised his eyebrows.

Li Jie pointed at Dum and said with a happy smile, "But isn't this very interesting! Don't you want to crazily ridicule Americans?! Don't you feel uncomfortable?"

Dum honestly faced the question in his heart and answered: "I will feel very good!"

"That's good, what are you waiting for?"

"Wait, but what about the producers and directors?"

"You can just push all the motives of laughing at these fat people to this documentary. Because of this documentary, you cut off the public network in the United States, and then turned on the group mocking mode. They didn't say that you were bullied so now you have to bully Someone else? Then you bully and go back now! Swear all the fat Americans to tears, and then let them go to trouble with the director!" Li Jie spoke out his plan with ease.

Dum suddenly realized: "So that's the case!" Then he couldn't help but put up a thumbs up and said to Li Jie: "You still have a way!"

Li Jie said modestly: "Wherever it is, it's so-so."

So now in the United States, when all Americans who are receiving Doom's signal and watching Doom's video are surprised that Doom is not an ugly monster, Doom speaks.

"Hello, friends in the United States, fat people. What are you doing now? Sitting in front of the TV watching reality shows with fried chicken, cola popcorn? Or are you like a fat pig in a pigsty, just curled up after eating? Playing with your mobile phone on the sofa? Did you look down and see the fat on your stomach? It can be piled up to serve as a table for a McDonald’s children’s meal! Or is your neck blocking your view of looking down?”

Taunting Fire just opened.

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