Chapter 991 Pain Transfer Magic

"Actually, giving birth is not that painful, I'm serious." Li Jie was saying to Lan on the cruise ship: "Look, we now have painless childbirth technology. It's just that Pei Bo happened to give birth on the ship , so it just happens that there is no such equipment.”

Li Jie pulled Lan and tried to explain. Because Lan saw the pain of Peibo giving birth last time, especially after hearing Peibo's heart-piercing screams outside the operating room door, she had a shadow in her heart.

As a result, she now has a shadow over Li Jie, and now she is very resistant to having any intimate contact with Li Jie. According to her words: "It's too painful to have a baby, I'm so afraid of pain!"

Well, this reason is not unreasonable, is it? Giving birth is really painful for a woman.

But in this way, Li Jie was a little confused. He was struggling to say all kinds of good things to Lan: "I'm serious, Lan. You can give birth without pain."

"No~!" Lan shook her head like a rattle, she was buried in a pile of books. These are the various spellbooks from Kamateki that she brought with her. And the book Lan was flipping through looked very old.

Moreover, the blood-red brand painted on the cover has an indescribable sense of evil. This book doesn't look like a good book. I really think of the magic books used by demons or wizards in movies.

Li Jie noticed some words on the cover, which were written in Latin. Li Jie also learned some Latin, Old English, Xiaozhuan, Sanskrit, etc. because of learning magic (although he did not learn anything) (although he learned very generally).

So he can understand the name of this book, this book is called "One Hundred and Twenty Forbidden Spells".

Well, this book should be placed in the restricted section of the Hogwarts library, and there is no standard that it cannot be borrowed without the approval of the principal Dumbledore.

Li Jie pointed to the title of the book: "Lan, what are you reading? This book doesn't look very good." His eyes and tone were a bit against this kind of book. This book exudes a kind of evil spirit from the beginning to the end.

Lan turned around and looked at Li Jie: "Don't be prejudiced against books. They are just carriers of knowledge, and it doesn't matter whether they are good or bad. Only those who use the knowledge are good or bad."

But Li Jie still looked at the book suspiciously and asked, "So what is this book about?"

"Forbidden spells. I borrowed them from Master Ancient One with special approval (Li Jie: Do you really need a note from Principal Dumbledore!). There are many interesting magic records in it. Although some of them are indeed cruel, some of them Still useful in life."

Li Jie asked suspiciously: "For example?"

"For example, I found a very interesting magic. Pain transfer spell. It can form a bridge between two people, and transfer all the pain and damage suffered by Party A to Party B." Lan put down the book and began to talk seriously with Li Jie with.

"In fact, I haven't checked it before, but I asked her about it after I saw Peibo's delivery. It's hard to be pregnant, not only the delivery, but also various strong pregnancy reactions. Pain, insomnia, nausea, I can’t eat and wait.” Lan counted on her fingers, and she talked more and more, but Li Jie had an ominous premonition.

"Actually, it's very hard just to suddenly have a belly that weighs more than ten or twenty pounds. And if I have to suffer all this pain, I really don't want to have children." Speaking of this, Lan suddenly stood up, and hugged Touching Li Jie's neck, he asked softly, "Do you want to have a baby with me?"

Combined with the above, Lan does not want to have children. At this time, it seems that the correct answer is not wanting to have children. But this seemingly simple question of sending points is actually a question of sending propositions. If Li Jie dared to say: I don’t want to. Then he will wait to be criticized.

So even though he knew what kind of trap Lan might be setting up, Li Jie had no choice but to jump into it. This is called a conspiracy! It's the same as the pits I dug for others before!

Li Jie said affectionately: "Of course, I have always wanted to. Have a child with you and marry you. As long as you want. (Well, I still have to figure out how to deal with the king)"

Lan kissed Li Jie on the cheek, bit his ear and said, "Then we can use this magic when I'm pregnant, okay?"

"Huh?" Li Jie pretended to be puzzled.

"It's the magic of pain transfer." Lan's expression was innocent: "Don't worry, I'm working hard on this magic now. I will get rid of some side effects of this magic."

"What side effect?" Li Jie's face was stiff.

"Well, for example, the party B who bears the injury may share his own vitality. I will remove this. As long as the pain is transferred, it will be fine. From now on, I will be in charge of giving birth, and you will be in charge of the pain, okay?"

Li Jie: …………………

Lan looked at Li Jie very seriously, with anticipation in her eyes.

What dare Li Jie say? What can Li Jie say! Although his heart was broken, he still shook his face and said with a smile: "Okay!"

Lan jumped for joy, and then kissed Li Jie on the lips: "This is a reward for you. I will be relieved if you are so voluntary. Actually, I still like children, Jenny Stark They look so cute. We can have more babies in the future!"

Li Jie smiled: "Okay!"

"By the way, I think this magic experiment can be used by Gwen and Mary. Especially Mary, who is now married to Harry. I heard that she really wants to have a child, and this magic will be very helpful to her! " Lan said.

Li Jie's smile became more sincere: "You are right!"

When Li Jie and Lan were researching how painful pregnancy is, Dr. Hanke sent a message: "We found a large number of traces of alien spaceships, the target may be the earth, come quickly!"

After receiving this message, Li Jie was in no mood to chat with Lan about these things. He told Lan about the matter, and Lan patted him on the back and told him, "Hurry up!"

When Li Jie came to the Venus base, Dr. Hanke looked at Li Jie in surprise, and said, "Why doesn't your complexion look very good?"

Li Jieqiang smiled: "It's nothing, maybe in a certain period of time after a few years, my face will be even uglier."

Dr. Hank stroked his golden hair (yes, Dr. Hank turned the blue hair into gold today) and shook his head, not caring if this was the latest Nightcrawler joke.

He brought Li Jie to the strategic meeting room of the base, and a group of bigwigs from the Illuminati were already waiting in the meeting room.

After seeing all the people, Captain Rogers stood up and spoke: "Gentlemen, our biggest test has arrived. A group of dangerous alien thugs are heading towards the direction of the earth, and we should be prepared."

Li Jie didn't hear what Captain Rogers said clearly, he was still immersed in Lan's pain transfer magic. ah! In the future, I really want to replace Lan to accept the pain of pregnancy and childbirth!

Ahhh! It must be painful! Li Jie was thinking about whether he would agree or not. Even the news of the Chitauri's impending arrival was forgotten.

Until Captain Rogers called him by name: "Nightcrawler, do you have any comments on this matter?"

"Ah, what?!" Li Jie woke up: "Oh, the Chitauri, right? Just kill them all. It just so happened that this incident gave us a step forward into the universe, and by the way, we should let the Inhumans exposed."