Chapter 1026 The Real Culprit Who Destroyed the World

"I became famous at a young age, and I was nominated for an Oscar for Best Supporting Actor at the age of nineteen. This is a goal that many people struggle for their entire lives." In Beverly Hills, Los Angeles, wearing a gray T-shirt and oversized In beach shorts and flip-flops, Leonardo, who looks like a decadent and greasy middle-aged uncle, is drunk and seems to be talking to himself.

In fact, he is not talking to himself, there is a small tape recorder in front of him that is recording his words.

"In the next few years, my acting career began to reach its peak step by step. I must admit that taking on the filming of "Titanic" was the most correct decision I made in my life, but it was also the worst decision."

"It's correct because this movie made me famous all over the world. Even when I went on an adventure in the Brazilian rainforest, the local indigenous people would recognize me. Hiccup~~~" Leonardo said here and hiccupped.

"It made me famous, but it also cut off my way to the highest award in my acting career. Yes, the Oscar judges discriminate against actors like me who are commercial blockbusters. They just like to see those big stars in the film. Being tortured repeatedly in the movie. And as long as you star in a mainstream commercial blockbuster like this, those stubborn old guys will remember you forever, label you [idol actor, no acting skills], and never give you Opportunity to take it off."

"And even though I made a lot of money and was very famous, it was hard for me to get the award I wanted most: the Oscar statuette!"

"You know, I have been nominated for the Oscar for Best Supporting Actor since 1994! That was 1994! And in order to win the Oscar for Best Actor, I worked hard for more than 20 years. year!" Leonardo took a sip of vodka, and he looked more and more drunk.

"In order to get this award, I kept torturing myself. Fat and thin, thin and fat again. I endured the inhuman torture of shooting various movies again and again. Finally, finally! I finally got what I dreamed of, It took me twenty years!" Leonardo picked up a golden trophy from his coffee table while talking.

This is the symbol representing the highest honor of film actors in the world-the Oscar statuette, Leonardo starred in "The Revenant" finally let him win the best actor award.

Leonardo drank too much, he took the trophy in his hand and hugged it into his arms, weeping bitterly, the fat on his belly formed circles of Shar Pei-like shapes due to squeezing.

"Woooooo~ I finally got the Oscar, my God! I finally got the Oscar!" Leon cried like a tearful person, with big tears rolling down his greasy face: "I'm suffering What a lot of suffering! But I finally got it!" After saying these words, Leonardo put the trophy in front of his eyes and looked at it carefully for a while. Then he held the trophy and began to cry.

"But it's not long since I got the trophy! Why did aliens come and attack the earth?! I'm an Oscar winner, and I've only been an Oscar winner for more than a year! Why do I need to face For something like this?" Leonardo couldn't accept the reality.

"I haven't acted in more films in the history of movies, enough to make me famous. Also, I haven't caught a few of the newly added Victoria's Secret supermodels this year. How can I die like this? Woohoo Woo~" Leonardo cried very sadly.

However, as an Oscar winner, Leonardo's mentality is actually much better than ordinary people. Before the end of the Saturn battle, he had already adjusted his state. He went to the bathroom to wash his face to calm himself down, and sobered up.

Afterwards, he played with the tape recorder he had just recorded, and Leonardo continued to chant: "Well, I have to write down the passage just now. Be sure to write it down, if aliens invade the earth later. I will Bury it all for posterity. What a great actor Leonardo was."

After processing the previous audio recording, Leonardo went back to his room and found a decent suit to change into for himself.

"Well, damn it. It seems that the waistline of the shirt is missing by one centimeter, and I feel that my stomach is a little tight." Putting on the shirt with difficulty.

"Huh~ It's okay, the size of the pants is okay, but the crotch is a bit tight. Don't use force later, or the crotch will open." It was quite smooth to put on the pants.

"Fortunately, it can be paired with a casual suit. It won't make me feel so uncomfortable if it is looser." At least the coat is still very comfortable.

I did a hairstyle for myself, put on some hairspray, and finally put on a pair of beautiful black leather shoes. The originally greasy image of a middle-aged man instantly became handsome.

"I'm going to take some more photo shoots, and then I'll bury these photos, the trophies I won, the recording just now, and my outstanding performances. I hope that someone later will be able to discover them. It's like we found out about the Code of Hammurabi. Well, I'm going to get a titanium sealed box."

In order to prevent his reputation from being completely destroyed along with the invasion of his appearance, Leonardo worked hard. He's so busy all day that he doesn't even have time to check his favorite phone. The only thing he thinks about now is how to make his name known to the world.

When Tony Stark, who also lives in Los Angeles, approached him (Tony lived on the Malibu coast in Los Angeles), Leonardo was shooting a small doomsday video to introduce the crisis facing the earth now. And it shows the last mentality of the people on earth before the catastrophe comes.

It can be said that this performance is the pinnacle of his life, far exceeding the average performance of Oscar winners.

"Robert Downey Jr.? You need to knock on the door to get permission from the owner when you enter. Didn't your father teach you basic manners?!" Leonardo was a little surprised at Tony Stark who suddenly appeared at his home , he thought it was Downey who lived next door to him.

Because Downey starred in "Iron Man" and fought a turnaround, he was able to afford a mansion in Beverly Hills again and became Leonardo's neighbor.

"I'm not Robert Downey Jr." Tony Stark shook his head helplessly, because "Iron Man" was released. Now many people can't tell the difference between him and Downey. This also needs to be attributed to the excellent makeup skills of Hollywood.

"I'm Tony Stark!" Tony didn't talk nonsense, he directly stated his identity and purpose: "Mr. Leonardo DiCaprio, I need your help with an important matter now."

"Ha! Donnie, your acting skills are getting better and better. Or are you really obsessed with the role of Tony and can't get out? Give it up, the other party is the real Iron Man. He must be staying with a group of scientists now Busy calculating how to save the earth and save the world. How could you come to me when you have time?" Leonardo simply ignored Tony after saying this, and he continued to perform his final performance in front of the camera.

"Huh~" Tony breathed a sigh of relief. He patted his watch and said, "Jarvis, wear armor." Tony's seemingly normal smart watch instantly turned into a black liquid and covered his body. It only takes a tenth of a second, and the black gold nano armor has been put on.

Tony Stark, who was originally one head shorter than Leonardo, was a head taller than Leonardo after wearing the armor. He looked down at Leonardo and said, "Do you believe it now, DiCaprio? Mr. O? I am indeed Tony Stark, Iron Man himself."

Startled by the sudden appearance of Iron Man, Leonardo even forgot to continue the performance. He asked with some doubts in his tone: "You are actually Tony Stark? Why did you appear here? You Shouldn't you be saving the world?"

"Yeah, I'm really saving the world, so I'm here." Tony nodded.

Leonardo: ? ? ?

"Because we now suspect that your figure and appearance may be one of the culprits in the destruction of the earth. So come with me!" Iron Man said.

And Leonardo: ? ? ? ! ! !