Those Years when Marvel Was a Superhero

Chapter 961 Where Is the Fat Man's Savior?

It's sunny and cloudless today in California. The temperature in Los Angeles is a comfortable twenty-seven degrees, and even the midday sun is not too strong, so if you wear short-sleeved clothes, you will feel warm.

This is a good weather, although the weather has not really warmed up, but the Malibu beach has begun to gather a lot of people. There are sunbathers and surfers. Going into the sea in this weather is not a good choice, but some people don't care about this little difficulty.

Like this parade on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. Although the participants had all kinds of difficulties, in order to participate in this parade, they all overcame all kinds of objective difficulties. Because of their participation and existence, this parade became eye-catching.

Because this is probably an unprecedented parade, even the local media in Los Angeles were dispatched.

"Oh my God, we can see from the screen that the parade crowd is moving slowly with slogans and slogans." Jim, a local media reporter in Los Angeles, was broadcasting the news live.

"They started the parade from one end of the Avenue of Stars. Most people sat on electric tricycles, which was the main crowd of the parade. There were other participants who escorted them on both sides. Audience friends, let's zoom in a bit closer , look at what their signs say."

Reporter Jim took the picture, so he zoomed in a bit. Through the camera, audiences across the United States in front of the TV can see what is written on the parade slogan - we need the right to lose weight! —Yes, this is it.

This is a parade of great weight and weight. The initiator's name is Adam, and he was the man who discussed the version 2.0 of X Xinsheng Potion that Katie mentioned with others on the Internet.

He works as a freelancer, and his main job is to help people with program architecture at home. Like most weighty guys in America, Adam lived a very irregular life and ate very modestly.

"Diet control? Don't talk to me about diet control! I want to eat and drink, and that's my goal in life. Why do I have to work hard to make money? Isn't it just to eat Tomahawk steak and grilled cheese every night? Shrimp?!" Adam said.

So let him control his diet and exercise to lose weight? forget it. Especially now that his weight has reached three hundred and fifty pounds. He is even more reluctant to exercise.

His purpose of launching this "Fat Parade" is very simple, that is, for the government to pay attention to the obesity group in this country.

"Fat people also enjoy citizenship! Fat people are also American citizens!" Adam shouted slogans.

But does the President need him to remind you how many fat people there are in America? Come on, look at the officials in the White House, including the president himself, who are overweight. Of course, they are just overweight or slightly obese, and there is no way to compare with the "fat team" in the California parade today.

This parade convened the most "weight sense" group of people in all of California. In fact, Adam has a community he formed on the Internet called [Life of Strong Men].

Most of the people who participated were emmm like him...【Strong man】.

In fact, Adam, as a practitioner of network work, had already focused on the potion that Katie mentioned when Queen Katie was doing a live broadcast in China.

For Adam, if this is true, then this is great news.

He has been paying attention to the development of the situation, and has updated the news about this potion in his online community. Many people are looking forward to the official sale of this potion.

Although it is not difficult to hear from Katie's words that this medicine has side effects, such as transforming into a mutant.

But it doesn't matter! It's not impossible to become a mutant in this age! Look at the previous x newborn potion, isn't it able to eliminate the x variant gene?

As long as you inject this weight loss gene yourself, wouldn't it be fine to eliminate this x gene after you lose weight?

Of course, all this is just a beautiful fantasy of the fat people. A group of bigwigs from the Illuminati will not let them realize their beautiful wishes so easily. Of course, this is all for later.

But then Katie said that this potion might only be used in Tuvalu and would not be officially sold, which made Adam feel cold in an instant.

Well, politics, damn politics again! Adam greeted the president's family sternly. But nothing can be done about that either.

If things stopped there then Adam wouldn't have much to say. After all, there is nothing that others can do if they don’t sell you.

But the damn thing is that Dum hijacked the national public network of the United States before, so that all Americans can receive his signal as long as they turn on the TV, computer and mobile phone.

And hear his disgusting taunts. Adam really wanted to gather a group of people to attack Latvia's network, but the damn thing was that the network cable was pulled out on the other side! too disgusting!

If this potion can only be used in Tuvalu and only for the citizens of Tuvalu, then people like Adam will not be angry. Although it's annoying to eat alone, you can't blame it, after all, it's someone else's property.

But it's different when you know that other people don't eat alone, but can share.

As an example, a classmate in the class brings a box of Ferrero chocolates to school. If he eats alone then you won't be angry, because you have no reason to be angry at all, right?

But if he shared the Ferrero with the whole class, everyone would get one, except you. So are you angry?

Adam was in this angry situation. It’s fine if everyone doesn’t have one, but we don’t? What does it mean? !

As for the petition wall of the White House, Adam also read it, but he didn't support it at all. Shen Jingbing wants to support the launch of another war, especially against the Eastern European powers thousands of miles away. I also pay a lot of taxes every year, okay? Don’t waste all the taxes on wars, it’s meaningless!

So compared to those who support the United States to teach Latvia a lesson, Adam chose another way. He gathered his companions for a [Fatty Parade]!

In just one day, more than 2,000 fat people over 350 pounds gathered here in Adam. They were all persuaded by Adam, and they rode their own electric tricycles or leather sofa electric mobile chairs to participate in the parade.

Walking parade? That's not the style of this group. How tiring it is to walk, it is better to ride a tricycle and sit on the sofa. So there is one more weird parade in the United States.

That is, all fat people participated, and they all sat on various power tools. They put propaganda banners on the backs of tricycles or sofas. Others came to the parade lying down in converted bathtubs.

Some people even dragged a small cart behind the tricycle, which was full of various snacks and drinks. This is to replenish the physical strength of the [strong men] who are parading at any time.

When the parade started to march, many passers-by watched curiously. They didn't know what the purpose of the parade was at first.

But when they knew about it, many passers-by joined the parade and shouted various slogans.

Los Angeles reporter Jim rushed to the front of the parade and interviewed Adam, who was sitting on a leather sofa and electric moving chair: "What is the purpose of your parade?"

Adam: "To appeal to Congress and the government to pay attention to the rights of fat people and our demand for weight loss." Just like only black people can call a nigger, only fat people in the United States can say the word fat.

Jim was a little puzzled: "Eh? Shouldn't this be the fitness trainer at the gym?"

Adam glanced at Jim: "If it wasn't for me who you interviewed, and the others didn't hear this, otherwise you would be dead by now."

Jim was dripping with cold sweat instantly, he seemed to have said the wrong thing.

Adam continued: "Didn't you hear what Latviliadum said earlier? They're all going to use the new version of the x-neobiotic to eradicate obesity. Why can't our country do this? We have eradicated obesity too rights and demands! We need to draw the attention of the national government."

"They can't ignore the demands of our people because of their political factors!" Adam said very seriously.

"And what did you just say? Go to the gym and find a fitness trainer? Hehe. Let me tell you, it is my right to eat and drink and not exercise, and it is also my right to lose weight! I just want to eat and drink and sleep late while eating and drinking. Lose weight! This is our right!" Adam's words leaked domineering.

"We don't want to exercise to lose weight!" Adam shouted a slogan, and there were so many followers.

"Let's not go on a diet to lose weight!" Adam yelled another slogan, and the sound was loud.

"We will lose weight by eating and drinking too much and not exercising!" Adam yelled the slogan for the third time, shouting like a tsunami.

This time, all the fat people across the United States who watched the live broadcast of the parade felt that Adam had spoken their hearts. Yes, we just don't want to diet, exercise, or do everything we don't want to do, but we want to be slim and beautiful!

Jim finds it incredible, but Adam's parade is getting bigger and bigger. Countless passers-by who watched the excitement also participated, even including some skinny people.

Jim stood aside and muttered to himself: "Huh? Eat fried chicken and drink Coke, don't want to exercise, and still want to be in good shape like Captain Rogers? Am I crazy or did I lift the quilt in the wrong way when I got up today?"

Jim hasn't understood that some people in this world are just so crazy, and just so unreasonable. But he is now aware of another point. That is, who should these fat demands be resolved?

Where is the fat savior?

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