Chapter 890 Good Medicine and Poison

Inside the Venus base.

"Have you restored Doom to his original appearance?" Dr. Hank asked Li Jie while typing various data quickly on the keyboard.

"Yes, not only that. I also told him everything Reed did back then. I was really surprised that he didn't say on the spot that he would break Reed's hands and feet." Li Jie sat Talking muffledly on the bench.

Because of the alien cow incident, the atmosphere inside the entire Illuminati is not very happy. Except for Thor, who was still eating beef unscrupulously, everyone didn't want to eat any meat for a long time.

Ask Thor why he can be so big-hearted? ,

Answer: "It's just eating a bunch of aliens, and it's not like I haven't eaten them before! I think x-on:#￥% when I was in XXX."

This story was appropriately cut because the content was too bloody and violent. All in all, Thor is not a lightning fat man who is so easy to bully from the outside. It's just that now his temper has improved and he knows how to get along with others.

Anyway, according to Thor's statement: "If you don't accept it, hit it! Be afraid! If it doesn't work, I'll go home and call my dad. Hmm...it seems wrong, my dad has been hibernating recently (Li Jie: Your dad is a bear!) .No, you can ask my sister to bring the army! It’s just a war, so what are you afraid of!”

Thunder and the God of War don't care about the possible war. But other people in the Illuminati cannot be so indifferent. Because this clash of civilizations will become more troublesome if it is not done well.

After all, what the earth needs is development, and war is just a means of self-protection. This is not a strategy game. Winning the war in the game is the ultimate goal. How to stop the war in reality is the ultimate goal.

So now, apart from stepping up the construction of the Starfleet, the Illuminati still has another job to do. That is to vaccinate the leaders of various countries through various hints.

This matter is generally left to Tony and Captain Rogers to do. Now, of course, there's a Doom. As for Dum, there is no need for vaccinations. Just tell him the truth and let him prepare for war.

After all, Dum doesn't want to be wiped out by aliens, does he? And there's Dr. Reed. Tony has secretly transferred Dr. Reed to a secret research institute.

Except that Johnny was recruited by Captain Rogers to go to the Star Fleet secretly formed by the Tianjian Bureau. Reed, Susan, and Ben were all taken to his secret research institute by Tony.

"Develop and mass-produce the gene-locking drug you mentioned!" Tony said to Reed with a serious face.

"If there is a war, those aliens can find us, but we can't find them. This form is not good for us. We need weapons that can turn the tide of the war, or make them afraid."

"The general thermonuclear weapons produced by the earth may not do them much harm (the Venus fleet is not included). If this is the case, we need to fight in a more inhumane way. We need to make a mistake that may happen. Wait for the war."

Both Susan and Ben already knew what Reed did back then. As Reed's most important assistants, they also complied and participated in this research.

Susan raised her eyebrows: "You mean biochemical weapons and genetic weapons?"

Tony nodded: "Yes, that's it. We may lack the ability to be tough, but we can save the country with a curve. If Reid can manufacture a large-scale gene-locking agent for the Goblins, then we can use this Use it as a bargaining chip to promote peace."

"Appropriate compensation can be given to the Goblin Stars, but they must not admit their mistakes, nor exceed the bottom line." What Tony said was the final result of the Illuminati's internal discussions.

Compensation can be made to the goblin star in terms of politeness, which can be regarded as giving the other party a step down. But it is impossible to admit mistakes and apologize, because then the two civilizations will be in an unequal state. Others will hold on to it.

As for the bottom line of compensation, anyway, it can only be a symbolic compensation. The earth is such a barren place, if you dare to take too much and affect the normal development of the earth, then let's go to war! Anyway, it's all about fighting.

So the earth needs to find a way to fight asymmetric warfare to solve this problem.

"It's like tunnel warfare, mine warfare, guerrilla warfare, etc." At that time, Li Jie thought of the many dramas he had watched in his previous life: "Anyway, we can't be tough, asymmetric warfare is our best choice form."

"But we can't put the battlefield on the earth, otherwise our homeland will be destroyed after the war." Captain Rogers partly agreed with Li Jie's point of view.

That's why Tony asked Reid to mass-produce this gene-locking drug. And everyone in the Illuminati also began to mobilize their abilities and began to search. See if there were any cattle that escaped when the Angus Ranch exploded. Then get it for Reed to study. Let him make a stronger genetic medicine.

Regarding Tony's request, Reed suddenly seemed a little embarrassed. He said with some coyness: "Actually, what is that? Lehman Brothers went bankrupt back then, which caused my millions of dollars in property to evaporate, and I was also burdened with millions of dollars in debt."

"In order to ease the economic pressure, I had to sell some of my patented technology and scientific research inventions." Reid said the truth, but Tony had a bad feeling.

"Wait, didn't you say that your gene-locking potion is also in it?!" Tony looked at Reed in disbelief.

"Yes." Reid nodded happily.

"Ha!" Tony's tone changed: "Are you crazy? Give this kind of thing to other scientific research institutions? We don't even know if it has any other side effects on humans!"

The doctor in the old god said: "Actually not. I have studied this medicine for a long time. It has no use for the genes of human beings and earth creatures. It does not have any reaction with our genetic chain. "

Now Tony became even more curious: "Since it's completely useless, then that scientific research institution will spend money to buy this kind of thing and come back for academic research?"

Reed was even more twitchy: "It's not a scientific research institution, but a pharmaceutical factory."

"Well, this thing has become a medicine for humans?"

"Yes."

"Which pharmaceutical company? Ruihui? AstraZeneca? Or Johnson & Johnson?"

Reid hesitated for a while before saying: "Actually, it is a Chinese pharmaceutical factory, and they offer the highest price. Their name is Ma Yinglong."

"What? It sounds like a personal name. What do they produce?" Tony thought for a long time, but he didn't think that Ma Yinglong was a large international pharmaceutical company.

In the end, it was Reed who helped him to solve the confusion, and Reed said slowly: "This Chinese pharmaceutical company specializes in producing hemorrhoid cream, and the gene-locking medicine against goblins is the best hemorrhoid treatment for the earthlings." Medicines. I think Mayinglong Pharmaceutical Factory already produces a lot of these medicines.” (Note)

Tony Stark: "x-on:#￥%…&*"

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Inside the Venus base.

Li Jie looked at Ma Yinglong's hemorrhoid ointment piled up in the warehouse and felt that this war must be unreliable.

This World Dr. Reed wrote the script of "Evolutionary Crisis" based on his own true story. In the movie Dr. Reed maps his own scientists to finally defeat the aliens with Head & Shoulders shampoo.

And in the real world, he decides to give the goblins a whack with hemorrhoid cream. WHAT-FXXK? ! Could it be that Ma Yinglong will become an interstellar-level super arms dealer in the future?

Li Jie unpacked a small package of Ma Yinglong hemorrhoid ointment from the big packing box, and said to Dr. Hanke, "Why do I think this is less reliable than using Head & Shoulders to defeat aliens? How do we get rid of this stuff?" For the Goblin Stars? Let them have a big mouthful of Sichuan spicy hot pot boiled turkey noodles first?"

"And then we sell them these things? And tell them that if they don't stop, their genes will be locked?"

Dr. Hank pushed the black-rimmed glasses: "It's a good idea. Maybe you should start researching spicy hot pot and turkey noodles that suit the goblin star's taste from today."

Slap. Li Jie threw the hemorrhoid cream aside. Such a high-profile organization will use hemorrhoid cream to compete with aliens in the end? Well, can't say that.

It should be said that the gene-locking potion of the Goblin Stars happens to have a very good protective effect on the buttocks of the Earthlings.

Hell, that doesn't sound like it's any better. Li Jie shook his head in annoyance, and at this time, the intelligent AI Friday sent a message from the Venus base.

"Your Excellency Commander, the Tenth Interstellar Patrol Fleet patrolling near Pluto has discovered suspicious alien ships approaching the solar system. Judging from the trajectory, their target is Earth."

Say Cao Cao, Cao Cao is here. I was still talking about the Goblins just now. Well, this time to grab the living and let them taste the warm hospitality of spicy hot pot boiled turkey noodles!

Note: Reed in the 616 main universe invented a 100% cure for hemorrhoids. In addition to the previous article, the "Evolutionary Crisis" in this world was written by Reed. So I combined this a bit.

That is to say, it is a good medicine for the earthlings, but it is highly poisonous for the Skrulls.