Chapter 1467
"Hungry!" Li Jie continued to shout at a forty decibel 'loud'. But no one responded, because Lan was now looking for her two masters to find ways to avenge Li Jie's current situation. As for Thor, he went to find Carrie who could deal with the big snake.
The big bosses of the Illuminati who were supposed to take care of Li Jie in turn have now entered a state of first-level combat readiness because the Hammer of Original Sin has been taken away. Everyone was very busy, so everyone also forgot about Li Jie. Because everyone thought that a big living person would not be suffocated to death by urine. Besides, Li Jie was only controlled by the hammer of laziness, not to say that he transformed into the Hulk like Dr. Banner, and then became unable to take care of himself. Li Jie can still take care of himself, he can even hit Heroes of the Storm with a hammer, what else can he not do?
Looking at Li Jie's situation, it feels similar to Thor. Apart from eating and drinking every day, Thor actually has nothing special about him. It seems that this hammer can be controlled with willpower, and the big guys are very confident in Li Jie's willpower. I think Li Jie has done a very good job in this regard.
So the bigwigs of the Illuminati ignored Li Jie who was possessed by the Hammer of Laziness. They all felt that Li Jie could overcome laziness with his excellent self-control.
In fact, their calculations were indeed correct. Li Jie had indeed overcome his laziness by relying on his super self-control. Because he has used forty decibels to "scream" several times: "Hungry!"
Li Jie lay on the bed almost collapsed, because he hadn't eaten for forty-eight hours. There was a 1.5-liter bottle of Coke that Thor bought by his bedside, and now he has also been drunk. Now Li Jie feels that he lacks energy all over his body, and he needs more energy intake to keep himself alive.
But he didn't want to move at all. He doesn't want to get up, cook or even order food on the phone, because it's too tiring to order food on the phone, but now he can't even satisfy his hunger by playing games. So Li Jie could only pin his hopes on his own hammer. Fortunately, it doesn't take much effort to communicate with Hammer in his brain, otherwise Li Jie might not even bother to communicate with Hammer.
Li Jie: Go buy me a meal.
Hammer: No.
Li Jie: I'm hungry.
Hammer: Never mind my business.
Li Jie: I am your master!
Hammer: I am not such a lazy master!
Li Jie: Figure out your own identity, you are the hammer of laziness!
Hammer: But my master should be spreading laziness instead of being lazy like a stupid pig!
Li Jie: Go, go. If I don't go to your master, I will starve to death. Don't you wanna be a homeless hammer? Do you know stray wild dogs? That's pathetic. Do you also want to be a wandering wild hammer?
Hammer: Shut up! I was not created to take care of your shit, to help you cheat in games, or even to help you buy takeaways!
Li Jie: No, this is what you were created for. So resign yourself to it.
Hammer: No! I'm not!
Li Jie: Aha, if this is not your destiny, then what is your destiny? You must know that since you have chosen a master like me, you should have already guessed what the consequences will be. Isn't it supposed and normal to do all kinds of things for lazy masters?
Hammer: I don't want it, I refuse! I was supposed to spread the mood and vibe of laziness in the world. Just like my other brothers.
Li Jie: Oh, your brother? which ones?
Hammer: anger, greed, gluttony, lust, jealousy, arrogance.
Li Jie: Oh oh oh, so. What are you guys going to do? Spread the Seven Deadly Sins?
Hammer: Exactly! We were all supposed to be preaching the Seven Deadly Sins. Let the Seven Deadly Sins pervade the world! But I have put on such a terrible Venerable as you. Your laziness puts all the pigs in the world to shame.
Li Jie: So much for the prize, so can you go and buy me food now?
Hammer: No!
Li Jie: Then you will get a starved master.
Hammer: Just starved to death. That way I can unbind and go find another new owner. Then set off on a lazy frenzy.
Li Jie: You are really persistent. Why? Are you so happy to make the world lazy?
Hammer: This is my mission. Our brothers must spread these desires and then let these negative emotional energies rise.
Li Jie: It's pointless!
Hammer: No, that's what makes sense! We are going to destroy the world.
Li Jie: Relying on human beings to kill each other?
Hammer: No, it's just to sacrifice a small number of people and save more people.
Li Jie: Oh, what should I say?
Hammer: The world is doomed. But if all the negative emotions are concentrated on one point, then only that one point will be destroyed.
Li Jie: Oh, this means sacrificing the small self to save the big self?
Hammer: Yes!
Li Jie: It's your size! Is the person who made you mentally disabled?
Hammer: You don't have to worry about being stupid or not, you're starving to death anyway.
Li Jie: ...Do you just want to watch me starve to death?
Hammer: Well!
Li Jie: ...But I don't!
Hammer: Then you stand up. As long as you dare to move, you will spread laziness. If you are diligent, you must spread your laziness to others. I'd love to see you move. come!
Li Jie: Wow! You and the person who made you are really insidious!
Li Jie now finally understands that the hammers of the Seven Deadly Sins were not custom-made for the big bosses of the Illuminati. But there is another bigger conspiracy, but now I can't tell this conspiracy to others. In fact, the bosses of the Illuminati are helping the world to block guns.
The Hulk took on the world's wrath, Thor took on the world's gluttony, and himself took on the world's laziness. So from another perspective, I saved the world again! But the big question is how to get the message out now.
If you are diligent with your keys, you will spread your laziness! How can I do this as a superhero? Li Jie felt that he should do something to inform others, but what can he do now?
After thinking for a long time, Li Jie could only think of one solution. He could only summon his Thunder Saber and the full-body Thor armor that Luo Ji gave him. Fortunately, these are artifacts and can be worn automatically. It's like a saint wearing a holy garment inside. Now Li Jie can only exude the aura of Thor on his body to attract the big bosses of the Illuminati to pay attention to him.