Chapter 1458 What Will Happen if You Turn Li Jie Into a Dead Fat Boy?
Thor was not joking, he really planned to make Li Jie fat. Because my body fat has brought me all kinds of troubles. Especially Li Jie always let himself lose weight. This matter is really annoying. You can lose it because you want to lose it? Really!
You know, I am not ordinary fat, I am god-level fat! Besides, is it that easy to lose weight? I am the god of Asgard! Can you stick a mutant potion in me and make me thinner? No way!
So, for thin people like Li Jie, it's better to refrain from making sarcastic remarks, saying that you must lose weight or something. This is simply an insult to such a fat person like me! Now I'm going to let you have a taste of the pain of obesity, and it happens that Lan is not at home. She still needs to find clues about the hammer, and I have already dealt with the other big bosses of the Illuminati.
Now that you are so lazy, you just let me get what I want! Hahahahaha! Thor laughed inwardly, which was somewhat demented. And because he was controlled by the hammer of laziness, Li Jie didn't bother to get out of bed, and he spent most of his days in bed recently.
He only moves when it's time to go to the bathroom. Hey, don't get me wrong, Li Jie didn't do it himself. It's that he can now perfectly control the Hammer of Laziness. The compatibility between them is very high. It is so high that Li Jie can grasp the hammer in an instant and let it do various things for him.
For example, use your mind to remotely control the hammer, and let it help you press the remote control to change the TV channel. Use your mind to control the hammer and tap the keyboard on the computer to fight Heroes of the Storm. After so many years of development, Heroes of the Storm has finally become popular. It is not easy. Through the control of the hammer, Li Jie can record double kills, triple kills, super gods and so on.
He can also use the hammer to get the book back for himself, and then let the book float in front of him, and the hammer is also responsible for helping to turn the pages and so on. If he needed to go to the toilet or something, he let the hammer hang himself to the toilet to solve it. In short, as long as he could not move, Li Jie would not move at all.
The only downside to a hammer is that it can't cook. So it can only be Thor who comes to eat. Although Thor can't cook, he can order takeaway! You asked why Li Jie didn't let Hammer make the phone call for him? Because he was too lazy to order.
And what kind of takeaway does Thor like to eat? Well, almost everyone who knows him knows: fried chicken, French fries, burgers, ice cream, donuts, milk tea, cola, cheese, and so on. Although these foods have their own characteristics and are all delicious, they all have one thing in common, that is, the calorie explosion!
Especially now that Thor also knows Carrie. Although it was said that because of Li Jie's accident, Thor could not do research with Jiali for the time being, but Jiali generously said that she was not in a hurry and could ask Thor to take time off to take care of Li Jie. And Carrie also said that she can provide Thor with a variety of super high-calorie foods for Thor to eat. lest he be overcome by appetite.
So Thor now has a lot of super high-calorie food on hand. Because of the hammer of gluttony, Thor now needs to eat a lot of food every day, so his supply of super high-calorie food is also very large. As long as he keeps such a small piece from his mouth, he can give Li Jie a lot of heat.
Just like Li Jie set a weight loss plan for Thor, now Thor also set a weight gain plan for Li Jie. Anyway, Li Jie is too lazy to move now, this plan just happens to be implemented, and it is also very convenient. I can't blame Li Jie for gaining weight in the future, who told him to be too lazy to move. After all, if you don’t exercise, you will gain weight. This is a natural law. Of course, turning every meal of Li Jie into a Wanka challenge or something, I was completely unaware of this matter!
At noon, Thor came to Li Jie's room with a plate of food with a strong aroma. Thor happily walked and sang and danced.
"Dear Jason ~ come to lunch. Delicious fried chicken with Coke, donuts and Snickers!" Of course, this is not a simple fried chicken with Coke and donuts, there are also some Jia Compression-grade super high-calorie food made by Lili. Of course, Thor is still very conscientious, he didn't add more. Adding up the calories of these foods is only 10,000 calories, no big deal! Haven't you done a lot of eating and broadcasting?
In the evening, Thor brought supper again.
"Come, come, let's eat roasted suckling pig with crispy skin at night. Look at this roasted pork skin, which is oily and smooth. It is oily and fragrant. Eat more!" Thor was very concerned about Li Jie, afraid that he would eat too little up.
In the morning, Thor prepared condensed milk with Quaker crisps, of course there are some added things in it. But Thor assures that everything is pure natural without additives and does not harm the human body. At most, it's just a little fatter.
"Although I am a god, I can be very narrow-minded sometimes. La la la~" Thor felt very happy when taking care of Li Jie. This kind of pleasure is just like when Li Jie forced Thor to lose weight. The pleasure of torturing fat people has now been reversed, and it has become a fat man urging a fat and thin man.
Li Jie, who was challenged by Wanka for every meal, was gaining weight almost at a speed visible to the naked eye because he ate too many calories and was too lazy to move. Although he was getting fatter, Li Jie was not in a hurry because he was too lazy to worry. This Hammer of Laziness really had a huge impact on him.
The life of eating, playing, playing and sleeping every day is so comfortable and suitable for lazy people. I don't want to move at all, so that's fine. Li Jie is very satisfied with his current life. He gave Thor a pleased look. Thor felt that the Li Jie he took care of was very good, and he was happier.
He wasn't afraid that Li Jie would cause trouble for him after he recovered, because Li Jie couldn't beat him. How about it? Are you angry? Thor's plan was pretty good. But he forgot a very important person. Li Jie's gaining weight is not his fault alone. Although it is not a fatal sin to be fat, Li Jie is also a man with a wife now.
A Lan from Kama Taj, the storm that howls in the Himalayas. She is kept in the dark about everything now, she doesn't know what Li Jie is going through now, and she doesn't know what kind of husband she will see in the future. She is now trying her best to track down the hammer.
And after many times of magic positioning and tracking, Lan has already discovered some clues.