Chapter 178 Reciprocal Exchanges, Send You a Poem!

"Ding, successfully used "Three Hundred Poems of Tang Dynasty", the content of this book has been stored in the host's mind!"

With the sound of the system prompt, Xu Que's mind was suddenly flooded with a huge amount of knowledge, and in the blink of an eye, it was all digested!

Dou Shi? Who is afraid of who!

There was a smile on Xu Que's mouth, he raised the teacup, took a sip, and said indifferently: "As the saying goes, it's not indecent, since Young Master Mo sent me a word, then I'll send you a poem!"

Everyone was startled, sending a poem?

It is your honor that Young Master Mo taught you a lesson, but in front of Young Master Mo, you dare to send poems? Isn't this sick?

Young Master Mo's title of King of Poetry is not a hoax, you are a little nameless scholar, how dare you make an axe in front of Young Master Mo!

Everyone was happy and looked at Xu Que with sarcasm on their faces.

A scholar shook his head and smiled and said, "Young Master Mo can read at the age of three, recite poetry at the age of five, and can write poems at the age of ten. He was named the 'Poem King' by the Fire Emperor, yet you dare to utter nonsense here and want to send Mo A poem by your son? It's just over your own head!"

"Really? So what?"

Xu Que said with a cold smile: "Before I was three years old, I used poetry to compete with the heroes of Heshuo. When I was five years old, I relied on poetry and words to run wild in the East. After ten years old, I was no longer stuck with things, and I could write poetry with plants, trees, bamboo and stones. Solitary seeks defeat!"

"..."

The audience was silent for a moment!

Everyone looked at Xu Que with contempt, speechless.

I have seen someone who can brag, but I have never seen such a brag!

Poetry? Still alone in defeat? Why don't you just call Donghuang Invincible?

Tang Liufeng also had a bitter face, covering his forehead like he was on pins and needles, obviously feeling that Xu Que's words were really overblown.

If the five-year-old poems are really rampant in the Eastern Wilderness Continent, how come I have never heard of your name?

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And Mo Yunshang couldn't help laughing after hearing Xu Que's words, shook his head and smiled, looked at Xu Que jokingly and said, "Since Brother Li wants to send me a poem, that's fine, I'm all ears!"

As soon as these words came out, they were greeted with praise from the crowd.

"As expected of Mr. Mo, he has an extraordinary bearing, and he is truly a noble person!"

"This is the true style of everyone, and it can tolerate all arrogance!"

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However, only Mrs. Ya's eyes were shining brightly, and she had already found a corner to sit down and stared at Xu Que.

In fact, she couldn't stand for a long time, and she was completely powerless.

As the younger sister of the Fire Emperor, Mrs. Ya has a secret that no one knows. She respects those talented people. Every time she sees them reciting wonderful poems, she will be unable to control her emotions. crispy!

Now there is a nameless Li Bai, but he has a wit and personality that is different from ordinary people. Against Mo Gongzi, the poet king of the Ming Sheng Academy, the talent game between the two made it difficult for Mrs. Ya to control herself. From the beginning, she was already unsteady!

Vaguely, Xu Que also noticed Madam Ya's fiery gaze, and was immediately shocked, "Damn it, why is this young woman's gaze so terrifying?" I always thought she wanted to eat me! So nasty!

However, in the presence of the public, Xu Que did not dare to think any more, and hurriedly gathered his soul to stabilize the fire in his lower body.

Immediately, his eyes swept to the opposite Mo Yunshang: "Young Master Mo, when you said that you are full of losses and modesty, you are scolding me for being arrogant, right? But although what you said is good, it does not apply to everyone. man!

For example, I used to be very humble. Someone said that I was good at writing poetry, but I said no, but that person slapped me on the spot and said I was hypocritical! So, from now on, I changed my mind and changed my mind, and corrected this shortcoming. "

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After everyone listened, the corners of their mouths twitched fiercely, and they were speechless again.

Those who can say such things, obviously have reached the pinnacle in terms of shamelessness. For such people, everyone must have nothing to say.

"Grandfather!" At this time, Zhao Gongzi, who had been silent since entering the door, suddenly snorted coldly.

Everyone turned their heads to look, and then swept towards Xu Que, and then their faces were full of schadenfreude.

Li Bai, Li Bai, you are finished, even the capital of the four great talents has been annoyed by you. Now let's see how arrogant you are!

Tang Liufeng also turned pale with fright, leaned beside Xu Que, and reminded in a trembling voice, "Li... Brother Li, Young Master Zhao has spoken, you should restrain yourself a little!"

"Why?" Xu Que asked indifferently.

"He... he is the first of the four great talents. In a few days, Princess Yanyang will recruit a concubine, and Young Master Zhao will definitely be a unique candidate. We must not offend him!"

"Consort?" Upon hearing this word, Xu Que immediately became angry and sneered: "I'm afraid it won't be his turn!"

"This..." Tang Liufeng was also at a loss for words. Seeing that he couldn't persuade Xu Que, he had to stop talking!

At this time, Mo Yunshang also showed a little impatience on his face. He seemed to feel that he had overestimated the Li Bai in front of him, and suddenly became a little boring. He said lightly, "Li Bai, what about your so-called poetry?"

"Oh, I almost forgot. Young Master Mo, listen carefully, this poem is very educational for you!"

Xu Que put down the teacup, picked up the folding fan, and pretended to shake it.

Everyone was too lazy to pay attention to his arrogant remarks, and they all stared at him, waiting to see him make a fool of himself!

Mrs. Ya held her breath, her eyes full of anticipation!

After Xu Que made a full gesture, he finally opened his mouth and slowly recited: "There is a ditch three feet above the ground, and the water flows all year round."

Everyone was slightly stunned, is this the first Jingshi? Where is the educational meaning?

At this moment, with a "pop", Xu Que shook the folding fan in his hand and said the last two sentences: "I didn't see the cattle and sheep coming to graze, but Yun Shang was washing his hair!"

There is a ditch three feet above the ground, and the water flows all year round.

No cattle and sheep came to graze, only Yun Shang was washing his hair!

"Uh?"

After listening to this, everyone frowned, and their faces were dazed and stunned.

Isn't this just an ordinary narration poem?

Hey, no, Yun Shang came to wash his hair? Isn't Yun Shang the name of Young Master Mo?

This poem doesn't seem so simple!

"There is a ditch three feet off the ground, and the water flows all year round? Three feet off the ground, how can there be a ditch? It's strange..." Tang Liufeng also repeated the poem Xu Que said, took a sip of tea, frowned and thought hard stand up.

Seeing how everyone was thinking hard, the old god Xu Que was there and continued to eat the snacks on the table.

In fact, this poem is not a Tang poem, but a limerick poem that was popular on the Internet in a previous life, or it is... kinky-poem!

"A ditch three feet off the ground" refers to an indescribable part of a woman's body. As for "Yun Shang comes to wash her hair", of course, Mo Yunshang is likened to a little jj!

Xu Que thinks that there is nothing wrong with this, you call me arrogant, I call you a little bit, and it's okay to communicate with courtesy!

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