Ultimate Scheming System

Chapter 186 The Body Is Not Afraid of the Dirty Mouth

Everyone was dumbfounded, and Mrs. Ya was also stunned!

Are your breasts bigger than yours?

Brother, do you dare to say such a thing? Although it is indeed big, it can't be so straightforward!

It is simply disrespectful to Mrs. Ya!

Everyone turned their strange eyes to Xu Que, and their hearts were either sympathetic or gloating.

Tang Liufeng's muscles trembled as well, and he smiled bitterly, and was worried for this Li Bai brother again.

The anger on Zhao Gongzi's face suddenly turned into a strong sarcasm and ridicule. He dared to speak rudely to Mrs. Ya here, he was courting death!

However, Xu Que seemed calm.

As the so-called body is not afraid of dirty mouth, there is nothing to fear in this situation.

He immediately cupped his hands, looked at Madam Ya, and said solemnly, "Madam has a broad-mindedness and a tolerance... that's great! She has been hosting banquets and entertaining everyone, and I couldn't help expressing my praise to Madam Ya's broad-mindedness. , I hope Madam will not feel that it is too abrupt!"

Immediately, all the scholars present widened their eyes.

I'll go, is this okay? Can you still be pulled back?

There is no one else in this serious nonsense skill. In the world, you are the only one to help Li Bai!

Mrs. Ya was in a dilemma at first. She admired Xu Que very much, but when Xu Que said, "Your chest is still bigger than yours", she didn't dare to cover up too much when everyone was watching.

Unexpectedly, Xu Que talked nonsense and pulled out a reasonable step to let her down, which once again surprised Mrs. Ya.

'No wonder he can easily solve my three questions, this young man's talent is really smart! ’

Mrs. Ya smiled in her heart, but her face remained serious, and said lightly: "It's okay, but don't be so abrupt in front of everyone next time!"

Many students already knew that Mrs. Ya appreciated Xu Que. Now that Xu Que gave such an explanation, everyone could guess that Mrs. Ya would definitely not be held accountable, so no one was surprised by Mrs. Ya's response, at most it was jealousy. That's it.

But when the old driver Xu Que heard this, the meaning was different.

Don't do this in front of people next time? That is to say, when there is no one, can it be so abrupt?

I'm going, it's quite embarrassing... After all, this is a tyrant, bah, this is not that kind of person, but... I don't know when the next time Mrs. Ya said, exactly?

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However, as the leader of the Four Great Talents, Young Master Zhao obviously couldn't swallow the tone that Xu Que insulted just now, but he couldn't imitate Xu Que and stood up and cursed.

After being silent for a while, he finally came up with a plan and said, "Mrs Ya, I rarely meet an opponent today, why don't you come up with a question, let me and Li Bai each make a first couplet, and see who has the best couplet. How about being confronted first and then deciding the outcome?"

"Oh?" Mrs. Ya was slightly stunned, not expecting that Young Master Zhao wanted to take revenge in this way.

She quietly looked at Xu Que, wanting to observe Xu Que's expression to see if he had confidence.

Xu Que smiled indifferently: "Zhao Gongzi wants to follow the next to decide the winner? Yes! What if you lose?"

"Hehe, if you lose, write the words 'I am not as good as Zhao Hao, Li Bai', hang it on your body, and walk around the imperial city! Dare you?" Zhao Gongzi sneered.

Xu Que said with a smile: "Why don't you dare, what if you lose?"

"Oh, I can't possibly lose. If I do lose, I'll also write 'I am not as good as Li Bai' as Zhao Hao' and walk around the imperial city!"

As soon as Mr. Zhao said these words, he immediately shocked the audience!

Everyone couldn't sit still and looked horrified.

"This...is it so big?"

"If you lose, you will be ruined!"

"After walking down this imperial city in a circle, it will definitely become the laughing stock of the whole city. Why is Zhao Gongzi doing this!"

"Yeah, this Li Bai is just a nameless junior, so why does Young Master Zhao need to bet with him on this famous name?"

"No, Young Master Zhao is confident that he can win. As he said, he can't lose!"

Mo Yunshang said to others,

At the same time, he looked at Xu Que jokingly, and sneered in a low voice: "How dare you anger Young Master Zhao, Li Bai will definitely be out of luck!"

Tang Liufeng covered his forehead and said bitterly, "Brother Li is going to be miserable now!"

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Xu Que and Zhao Gongzi looked at each other, sneers flashed across their faces, and they all felt that the other party was dead this time.

"Mrs. Ya, since Li Bai has agreed, please ask the question!"

Zhao Gongzi looked at Madam Ya lightly.

Seeing Young Master Zhao's confident demeanor, Mrs. Ya hesitated in her heart and began to worry about Xu Que.

After all, Mr. Zhao must be the first of the four talents of Mingsheng Academy, and this "Li Bai", although he is also very smart, can beat Mr. Zhao, Mrs. Ya is very uncertain!

"Madam Ya, ask the question!" At this time, Xu Que also looked at Madam Ya and said.

Mrs. Ya was slightly stunned. She wanted to help Xu Que, but she was also powerless in the eyes of everyone.

After pondering for a while, Mrs. Ya said: "Everyone knows that in a few days, the Fire Emperor will recruit a consort for the princess, it is better for the two talents to come up with a first couplet to show that our Huoyuan country is stronger than the other four countries. Offering it to the Fire Emperor is the best of both worlds!"

"Show the strength of the Huo Yuan Kingdom?"

After hearing this, everyone present was stunned.

Mrs. Ya came up with such a simple question again, but... the simpler the question, the harder it would be to come up with an embarrassing first link!

Many people are in trouble!

Only Xu Que, after listening to the question, almost rushed up and hugged Mrs. Ya for a mad kiss.

Nima, this topic is absolutely perfect, it just hit the muzzle of the gun, and it is completely God's help for me!

"Whoosh!"

However, at this moment, Young Master Zhao was only silent for a few breaths, then stood up abruptly.

In the eyes of everyone's astonishment, he was majestic and said in a loud voice: "Guide the mountains and rivers, Huoyuan Jiangshan is so delicate, Taiping Shengshixin today, listen to the bells and melody, and drink Fuxing wine in all directions!"

The whole place went silent!

Everyone was moved by it, the first couplet that swallowed the mountains and rivers so arrogantly is simply wonderful!

Mrs. Ya was also amazed, her face full of astonishment.

"A good sentence, 'Listen to the melody of the bell, and drink the wine of rejuvenation in all directions', directly shows the prosperous side of our Huoyuan Kingdom like a picture scroll!"

"It's amazing, the title of the leader of the four talents, Zhao Gongzi, is really not a vain name!"

"I admire it so much!"

Everyone present was amazed.

Someone turned to look at Xu Que, gloating over the misfortune, and sneering: "Li Bai, where's your Shanglian?"

Suddenly, everyone turned their attention to Xu Que and felt sympathy for Xu Que.

As soon as Mr. Zhao's first couplet came out, I'm afraid it's hard to think of another top couplet that can rival or compete with him.

"Ah!"

The corner of Zhao Gongzi's mouth raised a sneer of disdain.

Mo Yunshang was full of jokes.

Tang Liufeng's eyes are full of sympathy and sorrow!

Mrs. Ya's eyes were full of worry, and she felt a little regretful. If "Li Bai" really lost to Young Master Zhao because of this, she would be reduced to hanging a sign to walk around the imperial city. As her identity, I am afraid that she will not be able to communicate with "Li Bai" in the future.

'Oh, it's a pity that such an amazing and talented man, if he didn't agree to Zhao Gongzi just now, maybe he wouldn't be as embarrassed as he is now! ' Madam Ya sighed and shook her head slightly.

"Snapped!"

At this moment, Xu Que snapped his fingers and lit another cigarette.

"Hi!" "Whoo!"

Everyone in the audience looked at him, no one spoke, there was silence, only the sound of him smoking and exhaling!

As soon as the smoke was spit out, Xu Que stood up and looked out of the house with deep eyes.

The rain had stopped, and a thin layer of clouds was floating on the lake, and the willow branches by the lake were hazy.

After a few breaths, he opened his mouth lightly with a loneliness on his face, like the kind of loneliness that is invincible in the world.

"My first couplet is - Smoke Lock Pond Willow!"

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