Chapter 214 The Past of the Dog Emperor
"boom!"
A majestic flame was suddenly released from within the Fire Emperor's body, covering the whole body and covering his shame!
But the angry expression on his face seemed very ferocious at this moment!
With Xu Que's wicked style of play, anyone would have to get angry, it's too tasteless! It's too out of line to play cards.
What about a sure-kill sword?
As a result, he specially picked other people's clothes to stab them. In the world of cultivating immortals, basically only a person with no quality like him can do it. Other monks simply disdain this despicable method.
Princess Yanyang and Zi Xuan were also moved. The Fire Emperor was the ruler of a country. Being humiliated by Xu Que one after another, no matter what happened today, Huo Yuanguo would be embarrassed.
Concubine Huan's eyes widened even more. She knew Xu Que best, and was horrified in her heart.
Is this guy really still the shy, restrained, humble and polite boy he used to be?
It's only been less than a year since they were separated, how can this person change so much, and how can there be no lower limit.
"Hahaha, dog emperor, you... tsk tsk tsk..."
At this time, Xu Que's laughter came from the sky.
Xu Que remembered the nakedness of the Fire Emperor just now, and he couldn't help laughing out loud.
Everyone is very strange, what is this Xu Que doing, he suddenly burst out laughing, what is he laughing at?
"Everyone! Everyone... I'm a little tired after playing for a long time! Why don't I tell you a story about this dog emperor?" Xu Que narrowed his eyes and stopped his laughter.
Talk about the past again?
How many palace secrets does Xu Que know about Nima?
Everyone has a heart for gossip, especially the secret past of the deep courtyard of the palace, who doesn't like to hear it? Who doesn't want to hear?
It's just that on the surface, everyone didn't dare to agree or look very interested, but they have already pricked up their ears, waiting to hear what Xu Que's mouth can say about the Fire Emperor's past.
"Huh? Don't speak! That means you want to listen by default! Come on! Emperor Dog, if you don't speak after I count three, it means you agree to tell me about it..."
With that said, Xu Que quickly shouted three times: "One, two, three! Good! It seems that you agree! Then I really said..."
Xu Que's shameless behavior immediately opened the eyes of everyone present, and the Fire Emperor was about to vomit blood from below.
Shameless!
Never seen such shameless!
However, Xu Que said with gusto, regardless of what others thought, "Once upon a time, Emperor Dog seemed to be feeling a little unwell, so he specially summoned an imperial physician to come here..."
The following people listen, yo! Is this about the Fire Emperor seeing a doctor? However, the Fire Emperor’s capital has undergone a transformation, and his body is not broken, how can he still get sick!
This 80% of the things that he wants to say are made up by this wicked guy.
However, the vast majority of melon-eating people who like to listen to gossip don't care if this is true or false!
After all, the family is the concubine who has lived in the palace for so long! In particular, the secret news of the Fire Emperor seeing a doctor was known only to the prince and princess consort who had been in the palace.
Therefore, everyone pulled their ears and wanted to hear it. What exactly did Xu Gap say that the Fire Emperor called the imperial physician to come, what was the disease?
And Xu Que is worthy of being a trickster and a good storyteller!
Seeing that everyone's attention was attracted, he immediately smiled, and since he had enough of everyone's appetite, he continued to say: "The dog emperor secretly summoned the imperial doctor, and then treated him very seriously. Said, no matter what you see, you must not laugh, do you know? The imperial doctor nodded affirmatively and said that he would not laugh. But the Emperor Dog is still worried, and again, if anyone dares to laugh, he will be killed. ."
Hearing this, everyone was even more strange. What kind of disease did the Fire Emperor have? Why even ask the imperial doctor not to laugh?
"After the imperial doctor's repeated assurances that he would not laugh, the Emperor Dog finally called him to him, and slowly took off his pants.
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Xu Que continued to say this, and suddenly looked down at the Fire Emperor, who was covered in fireworks, and said with a smile: "As soon as the imperial physician saw the underside of the Dog Emperor, he couldn't help but burst into laughter, laughing at the same time. shouted 'so small? Hahaha...why is so small...'..."
After Xu Que finished speaking, all the people present looked at the Fire Emperor in unison. Although the fire was dazzling and blocked a lot, they still saw a little something vaguely, and it really was... ahem, it is indeed a little small!
However, this was nothing!
No one dares to laugh at the Fire Emperor, no matter how small it is!
However, Xu Que said it with such a joke, and some people couldn't help laughing immediately.
boom!
"How unreasonable! What are you laughing at? If you laugh again, I will pull all of you out and cut them off!"
The Fire Emperor, who was already furious at first, immediately unleashed his mighty power and angered the crowd.
But who would have thought that when he was so angry, Xu Que pointed at him and shouted: "Yes, yes! After that imperial doctor laughed at that time, the Emperor Dog said that when he got angry, and if he laughed again, he would be beheaded. …”
This is the situation!
After Xu Que said this, everyone seemed to be at the scene, seeing an imperial doctor who was laughing wildly, and a fire emperor who was angry with embarrassment.
But this time, the Fire Emperor was really angry, and his anger had been turned on those people who laughed.
Immediately, the small group of people who couldn't help laughing just now covered their mouths, their faces flushed red. At this time, no matter how funny they felt, they couldn't laugh!
"That's right, right! It's just like you are now, the imperial doctor is also a human being! It's not easy for an imperial doctor! Seeing such a funny thing, you can't even have a good laugh, it's not all... ah! It's all given by this dog emperor. forced..."
Xu Que sighed, shook his head, and continued: "It's not easy! The imperial doctor held back his laughter, there is no way, or he will die! Then, he took a deep breath, squatted down, and looked at the little boy of the dog emperor. Little thing, cautiously asked 'Your Majesty, where is the problem with your dragon root? Can you talk about it now?'..."
Speaking of this, the following melon eaters were really hooked by Xu Que's curiosity to the extreme. Everyone was afraid of the Fire Emperor's anger, and wanted to know what happened to the Fire Emperor.
The Fire Emperor glared at him, but he didn't want to rashly waste his dragon energy because of Xu Que's slander, thus disrupting his plan. Therefore, at this moment, he is still holding back, even though the anger in his heart is about to erupt, he is still holding back!
He knew that as long as what he planned was successful, Xu Que would definitely die!
At this moment, Xu Que suddenly smiled and continued what he said just now:
"The imperial doctor squatted down and asked the Emperor Gou what was wrong? But the Emperor Gou was still worried and insisted, after I said it, you are not allowed to laugh, you must not laugh. At this time, the imperial doctor felt that he had already Control, isn't it so small? I have already digested this fact and will never laugh, so I promise that Wei Chen will never laugh again.
This time, the dog emperor was a little relieved, and then pointed to his bottom and said to the imperial doctor, my dragon root... is swollen! "
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[Oops, I stayed up late last night and was seriously injured, and the update was late! Sorry to everyone, there will be an update tonight, don't worry! mwah! 】