Chapter 184 Beer and Smoke, Infinite Mana

The arrival of Xu Que brought the mood of many scholars present to rock bottom.

A person who can easily write ten famous poems that can be passed down through the ages, actually says that what he is best at is actually making opposites, which is impossible for people to live!

Of course, that part of the scholar who thought that Xu Que had no talent and depended on plagiarism, sneered again and again!

Including Zhao Gongzi, he has long seen through that Xu Que has no talent in his belly, and the ten poems have a fundamentally different artistic conception. At first glance, they can tell that they were made up.

But when you are a pair, you can't make it up. The test of the pair is the real talent, and even requires on-the-spot wit!

Therefore, at this moment, Young Master Zhao, a pair of eyes that were originally indifferent like frost, now has more jokes in it.

He believed that as long as he was right, he would definitely be able to expose the true and crude side of this "Li Bai".

"Young Master Li, where have you been just now? I thought you were leaving without saying goodbye!"

At this time, Madam Ya opened her mouth with a smile, and the kind of appreciation in her beautiful eyes was almost undisguised.

However, for the old driver Xu Que, this kind of look often means that there is something to be done about a prank. Looking at Mrs. Ya's magnificent part, he smiled solemnly: "Mrs. Ya is worrying too much, just now it's just a matter of time. Go for a walk and find the meaning of life in the rain!"

"Giggle...Li Gongzi is so elegant!" Mrs. Ya laughed so much that the branches trembled!

Everyone present stared, and their hearts were burning with jealousy.

The beauty of a young woman like Mrs. Ya can be said to be unparalleled in the imperial city, and it is the only object that many young scholars dream of during the long night.

But because of Mrs. Ya's identity, no one dared to touch it!

Now seeing Madam Ya's undisguised appreciation for Xu Que, many people felt as if their woman had been robbed, and they were both jealous and resentful.

Including Zhao Gongzi and others, they couldn't help but look cold.

However, Xu Que acted calmly. Under the murderous gazes of everyone, he leaned his back against the entrance of the hall, his body maintained a perfect oblique curve, took out a pack of cigarettes from his arms, took out One in the mouth!

"Snapped!"

He snapped his fingers, and a wisp of flame sprang from his fingertips, lit the cigarette, and took a breath.

The next moment, he took out a bottle of beer out of thin air, raised his head and drank, his face full of enjoyment and happiness!

...

The audience was stunned, what the hell is this guy doing? Are you sucking a roll of paper?

And that drink, which looks quaint but has a strong taste of malt wine?

"Brother Li, what is that thing in your mouth?" Tang Liufeng was also very curious.

"puff!"

Xu Que suddenly spit out a sip of wine and glared angrily: "Han your sister! Tang Bohu, can you talk, this is called cigarettes. Beer and smoke, the magic power is boundless, do you understand?"

"..."

When everyone heard this, their faces turned black.

Beer and smoke, infinite mana?

Does this guy know what it means to be a pair! I didn't want to fight, but I actually used strange things to bless myself with mana!

Zhao Gongzi also sneered and shook his head: "I don't know what it means to be grandstanding!"

Mo Yunshang also looked disdainful, looked at everyone and said, "Everyone, let's start fighting, don't pay attention to some outsiders!"

When everyone heard this, they all came back to their senses and nodded. After all, today is a banquet, not to see that "Li Bai" being funny!

Mrs. Ya looked at Xu Que curiously, including some female book girls, and she could see it.

For some reason, I just feel that Xu Que, who is leaning against the door and drinking with his head raised, is very handsome and charming!

"Ding, congratulations to the host 'Xu Que' for successfully pretending to be a force, reward forty points of force!"

"Ding, congratulations to the host 'Xu Que' for successfully pretending to be a force, a reward of 60 points for pretending to force!"

Xu Que's mind also sounded a system prompt, earning back the cost of a pack of cigarettes.

This cigarette is a good thing!

This beer is even better!

The so-called "Hundred Poems of Li Bai's Cup of Wine",

Today, Xu Que is just beer and cigarettes, with boundless mana.

Hearing the hint of success in pretending to be intimidating, Xu Que became even more stunned. He took a sharp puff of cigarette with a cheap expression, and then actually blew a cigarette at Mrs. Ya and her maids in front of everyone's eyes. circle.

chug chu...

The smoke ring was still heart-shaped, and under Xu Que's control, it slowly floated in front of Mrs. Ya.

Slip away!

Mrs. Ya gently inhaled the heart-shaped smoke ring, the taste was a bit pungent, but it made people a little more inexplicably excited.

Moreover, the smell of smoke seemed to be mixed with the smell of the talented "Li Gongzi" in front of him. This incomparably novel experience immediately made Mrs. Ya feel a little flirtatious.

But at this time, who would pay attention to Xu Que's strange behavior of being cigarettes and beer!

After saying that the following is the right pair, all the scholars in the hall have already put their minds on the couplets, and everyone is thinking about when to bring out some "absolutes" that they have thought of, and make things difficult for the scholars who are present. them.

A scholar stood up first, and said confidently: "I just thought of a first-line alliance a few days ago. Today, let's throw some bricks to attract jade, everyone, listen carefully."

He paused and said loudly: "The sky is against the ground, the rain is against the wind, the continent is against the sky, the mountains are against the sea trees, and the red sun is against the sky!"

The voice fell, and everyone was startled.

Immediately, they all frowned and thought hard.

This pair looks loose and simple, and it seems that there are many things that can be right, but each sentence has rules to follow.

Originally, some scholars who thought they were talented all planned to stand up and "show their ugliness", but when they heard the specific content of the pair, they all stopped and shook their heads and smiled bitterly.

Seeing that few of the scholars present seemed to be confident about this pair, Young Master Zhao raised the corner of his mouth, almost without thinking, and replied lightly: "He is to Han, Green is to Red, Yubo is to Lei Gong, Yanlou is to Yanlou. To the Snow Cave, the Moon Palace to the Heavenly Palace!"

Everyone was shocked, and they praised again and again: "It's wonderful, wonderful!"

"As expected of Mr. Zhao, he thought of the next link so quickly!"

"That's a perfect match!"

The scholar who came out of the first couplet also nodded and cupped his hands: "Zhao Gongzi is really talented, and I am ashamed of myself! I was really ugly just now!"

Zhao Gongzi smiled lightly, but did not respond, he was full of force!

"The spring is against the stone, the stem is against the branch, the bamboo is against the silk, the mountain pavilion is against the water pavilion, and the parrot is against the cormorant." At this moment, Xu Que, who was standing at the door, let out a breath of smoke, and answered the next line lightly.

Everyone in the audience was stunned for a moment.

I'll go, this guy is really good at pairing!