Chapter 174 A Certain Part of the Body

Xu Que's answer to this question is actually not difficult to think about, but the question is that no one dares to answer it!

What did the two eggs say? He lives next door to Aunt Wang, but Aunt Wang's son asks where Erdan lives.

What else can the second egg answer, of course... live in your mother's Gobi!

So the second egg was beaten!

But this answer, no one here dared to say it.

After all, Mrs. Ya just spoke, and she doesn't want to hear swear words again.

So at this moment, no one dared to answer, and he didn't dare to speak out against Xu Que. For fear of being excited, he couldn't help swearing!

Ten breaths passed in an instant, Mrs. Ya narrowed her eyes slightly, looked at Xu Que with deep meaning and said, "Young Master Li is really resourceful!"

Naturally, she figured out the key to this problem, but she didn't pursue it with Xu Que. Instead, she admired the young man in white in front of her more and more.

At the same time, I felt a little horrified, because it was not difficult to find that Xu Que's two consecutive questions were based on the situation on the spot.

The first question is to take advantage of the situation in which you have passed the test, and mislead people to think about the answer to pass the test!

The second question was even more witty. She directly used her just saying "I don't want to hear swear words again", so that no mathematician present dared to answer even if they knew the answer.

‘Such wit and talent are indeed a talent! ’ Mrs. Ya secretly admired a sentence in her heart, and her beautiful eyes also swept towards the many scholars around Daming Lake, and said with a light smile: “Young Master Li’s second question, no one can answer it, this palace declares that this question has passed.”

After she finished speaking, her beautiful eyes fell on Xu Que again, the meaning is self-evident, that is, let him start the third question!

Xu Que shrugged his shoulders, looked at the people around him, and said with a face full of hatred: "Hey, let me tell you what to do? I have already told you the answer to the second question, but you still answered it. If you don't come up, you will be speechless!"

"..." Everyone in the audience twitched the corners of their mouths, clenched their fists, and their eyes were burning with anger.

Tang Liufeng didn't dare to get too close to Xu Que at this time. He knew that after the banquet, this brother Li Bai would definitely be beaten to death!

However, out of loyalty, Tang Liufeng didn't go too far, just stood opposite Daming Lake and watched!

Xu Que was too lazy to care about this guy, rolled his eyes, and started talking about the third question!

"The third question is even simpler. You have to listen carefully this time. There are parts of our body, some people are hard, some people are soft, adults are longer, children are shorter, Some people have more hair, and some people have less hair. May I ask, which part of the body is this?"

After he finished speaking, he looked at everyone, winked and smiled.

All the scholars in the audience were dumbfounded!

In a certain part of the body, some are hard, some are soft, some are long and some are short, and some have more hair and less hair...

I go, this kind of question comes up again, it's really more than a dog!

Li Bai, I'm going to your sister again!

...

All the male students involuntarily swept their gazes to their lower bodies, and immediately felt tight in their chests, and suddenly had the urge to vomit blood. How can people say this answer?

And some female students, including Mrs. Ya, after thinking about it for a while, their cheeks flushed and they glared angrily at Xu Que.

In the eyes of scholars, swearing is a big ban, but when it comes to these sexual parts, it is even more serious. It is indecent, vulgar and despicable, and everyone despises it!

Tang Liufeng, who was standing on the other side of Daming Lake, heard the question, his face turned pale, and he silently stepped back several steps, muttering: "Brother Li is really fierce!"

And Xu Que felt the angry and accusing gazes of everyone present, but he was still calm, the old god was watching everyone, and mockingly said:

"The ten breath time is coming, if you don't answer, you won't have a chance."

"Can you guys do it? Can't you answer such a simple question?"

"A certain part of the body, everyone uses it every day, why can't you answer it?"

"Don't blame me for speaking too directly, the IQ of everyone here is really bad!"

"Ugh,

The ten breath time is up, how about I give you a few more hours to think about it? "

"I'm going, why are you staring at me! If you think about it, just say it boldly. If anyone can answer it, I'll swallow feces and kill myself on the spot!"

"Is there still no answer? Hahahaha, I'm sorry, Mrs. Ya will be here in the future... Cough, slip of the tongue, in the future, Mrs. Ya's guests will be here."

Xu Que's series of poisonous mouths ignited the anger of everyone, and everyone was so ruthless!

"Li Bai, no matter whether you win today or not, just based on your last question, you are definitely not worthy of being a scholar." At this moment, a scholar finally couldn't help himself and scolded loudly.

"It's really unreasonable for you to say such a vulgar question in front of Mrs. Ya."

"You are humiliating our literati and humiliating Mrs. Ya!"

"Yes, this is a great disrespect to Mrs. Ya!"

"Today's such a solemn banquet, you are so ruined, what's the crime!"

All of a sudden, the crowd at Daming Lake was as noisy as boiling water, and many scholars were driven to criticize Xu Que angrily.

Some female students stared at Xu Que and cursed, "Shameless!"

Mrs. Ya frowned slightly, shook her head, and seemed to be a little displeased with Xu Que's question!

"Sorry, I don't understand what you're talking about. There's nothing wrong with my question. If there is, it's definitely none of my business!" Xu Que said with a smile still on his face.

Because his answer is not that dirty, and it is very pure and well-founded, so he can be so fearless and arrogant!

"Hmph, you are still arguing, your answer to this question is extremely vulgar!" A scholar retorted angrily.

Xu Que shrugged his shoulders, blinked his eyes and said, "No, the answer to my question is quite normal. Could it be that Your Excellency has guessed it? You might as well say it and let me hear it."

"You...you...you are simply unreasonable." The scholar trembled with anger and pointed at Xu Que, not knowing what words to use to attack him.

"What is incomprehensible! I don't even understand what you are talking about. If you know the answer, say it! If you don't say it, how will I know what you are talking about? It's really inexplicable, you are incomprehensible, you The whole family is unreasonable!" Xu Que looked innocent.

Everyone was furious again. They had never seen such a shameless person, and they still refused to admit it.

"Say it! Don't stare at me! If you know the answer, say it. I think you obviously don't know the answer. You want to find any reason not to let me pass the test, right?" Xu Que is a dead pig who is not afraid of boiling water. Appearance, continue to mock and provocative.

"Hmph, Li Bai, don't be so arrogant, you just think we don't dare to say the answer, right? Well, I have to say it today." Finally, someone couldn't help it and jumped out of the crowd.

Xu Que was amused when he saw it, and asked with a smile, "Okay, then, what's the answer?"

The scholar gasped heavily, stared at his eyes, and said angrily, "Little jj!"

Xu Que was immediately shocked, and he took a few steps back abruptly. He stretched out his trembling arm and pointed at the scholar. He said in horror, "You...you pervert, how can you say such a thing?"