Chapter 173 Playing with You!
"Ding, congratulations to the host 'Xu Que' for successfully pretending to be a force, reward forty points of force!"
"Ding, congratulations to the host 'Xu Que' for successfully pretending to be a force, rewarded with 60 points of force!"
"Ding, congratulations to the host 'Xu Que' for successfully pretending to be a force, and rewarded with 70 points of force!"
"Ding, congratulations to the host 'Xu Que' for forcibly pretending to be a very sneaky coward, and a reward of 200 points for pretending!"
...
Suddenly, a series of system prompts sounded in Xu Que's mind.
Everyone in the audience was stunned, staring at him in a daze, unable to return to their senses for a long time!
There is no story in your life, only handsome words run through your life?
My God, how narcissistic does this person have to be to say such shameless words?
Why didn't God kill you?
"Boom--!"
Suddenly, there was a muffled thunder rolling movement in the sky, just a very ordinary spring thunder, and no real thunder appeared.
But it still made everyone's eyelids jump, and they were pleasantly surprised, thinking that God was really going to kill the boy in white in front of him!
Tang Liufeng was completely stupid. From the first time he saw Xu Que, he made fun of a group of strong men with a few words. He immediately felt that he was a very powerful person, worthy of contact and learn from him.
But after talking at the inn, Tang Liufeng felt that this "Brother Li" seemed to be a fool!
As a result, when he came to Daming Lake today, Tang Liufeng's three views almost changed.
To sum it up in a simple sentence, that is - I have never seen such a shameless person!
And Mrs. Ya was also stunned by Xu Que's words, and it took a long time to come back to her senses.
She originally thought that this young man would be like everyone else, young and frivolous, and when she met a woman, she would tell the story of her glorious past to win the love of a woman, but she didn't expect such an answer, it was a big surprise!
This also made the playfulness in Mrs. Ya's eyes thicker. She found that she was more interested in this young man in white, and this interest came faster than ever before.
"Giggle..." She covered her mouth and chuckled, elegant and charming, her beautiful eyes swept towards Xu Que: "Young Master's answer is quite different!"
Before she knew it, her name for Xu Que had changed from "Youth" to "Young Master"!
Xu Que naturally discovered this, but he still smiled lightly, and said with hands: "Let's accept!"
"I don't know what to call the son?" Mrs. Ya asked with a smile.
Xu Que kept his back, and said proudly, "I'm helping Li Bai, whose name is Taibai. He is a student of Tsinghua University at Peking University. He is currently single and has a house and a car!"
"..."
Madam Ya was dumbfounded for a second, then pursed her lips and laughed.
Never heard such a weird self-introduction, but she sounded so funny!
However, many students present frowned, exploding the Heavenly Gang?
Damn, this guy is just insulting the scholar's gentleman, he actually joins those gangs that fight and kill, and the gang's name is so vulgar! Why is it called a blast? We scholars should be elegant, not vulgar, a name like Zhuangtian is absolutely unacceptable!
There are also people with puzzled faces, frowning and thinking: "This guy is not from Dongcheng Academy, but why have you never heard of Peking University and Tsinghua University?"
"I don't know, has anyone of you heard of an academy called Peking University and Tsinghua University?" Others also asked in confusion.
Everyone shook their heads!
"Master Li, since the three questions are over, why not move on to the next one? This time, it's your turn to ask three questions, and each question is within ten breaths. If no one can answer it correctly, you will be considered a winner!" At this time, Mrs. Ya spoke softly, her eyes shone brightly, and she pursed her lips and smiled.
Xu Que's eyebrows suddenly twitched, hehe, it's finally my turn to come up with the question, I'll play you guys!
He stroked the white gown on his body, made a full gesture, as if reciting poetry, and said solemnly: "First question, if you come to the banquet today, if you find that the golden post that Mrs. Ya gave you has been accidentally dropped ,Ask how to do?"
When this question came out, everyone was stunned.
Immediately afterwards, everyone showed a sneer of disdain.
"The golden post has been dropped, so of course there is no way to do it. You can only admit that you are unlucky and go home!"
"No, Madam Ya is so generous and close to the people, you can ask Madam Ya to get another one!"
"Hey, no, this question has a trap!"
"That's right, the golden post has been dropped, and the correct answer should be like what he did today, to pass the test!"
"Damn it, as expected, I was almost deceived."
"Boy, you lost and the gold post was lost, so you should come to the test!"
In just ten short breaths, everyone unified their answers and looked at Xu Que with ridicule.
Mrs. Ya was also slightly stunned. She obviously did not expect Xu Que to ask such a simple question, but she vaguely felt that something was wrong!
Sure enough, Xu Que raised a smile at the corner of his mouth and looked at the crowd: "You idiots are mentally retarded, the golden post has been dropped, just pick it up! Haha, I'm too embarrassed to say that you are going to pass the test, just your IQ. Chuang you paralyzed Chuang!"
"..."
The whole place was silent for a moment!
No one expected that it would be such an answer, and... but it was very reasonable, leaving people speechless.
However, Xu Que's last taunting and scolding made everyone even more annoyed, and every student glared at him.
If it wasn't for Mrs. Ya's presence, I'm afraid everyone would have rolled up their sleeves and rushed to fight Xu Que!
Someone scolded: "It's unreasonable, you are simply insulting, and your words are so vulgar, you don't deserve to be a scholar!"
"That's right, and you are so bold, how dare you speak swear words in front of Mrs. Ya!"
"Have you still put Mrs. Ya in your eyes?"
Everyone began to put a high hat on Xu Que, trying to get Mrs. Ya to discipline him!
However, Mrs. Ya opened her mouth slightly, and was a little surprised, not because of the answer, but because of Xu Que's swearing words!
Readers... don't they all take famous festivals very seriously? Don't they all show people in a gentle manner? Why is this little guy different from everyone else?
Thinking of this, she couldn't help but smile again.
"Bengong believes that Young Master Li just made a slip of the tongue, but... From now on, I don't want to hear such swear words again. Therefore, Young Master Li, please exercise restraint!" Mrs. Ya looked at Xu Que with a smile, obviously Not angry, but a little more appreciation.
But her words that she didn't want to hear such swear words again were serious, not like she was joking!
Xu Que also smiled modestly: "Don't worry, Madam Ya, I don't like to swear in the future!"
Everyone is full of black lines, you don't like to swear, you believe in your evil, and today you are alone!
At this time, Mrs. Ya said again: "Let's get down to business, this question Li Gongzi just asked is really interesting! Then this palace announces that the first question is passed, and the second question please!"
Xu Que waved his hand and his clothes, nodded and said, "Second question, I'll make it simple.
Aunt Wang's neighbor is called Erdan. Every day they meet, Erdan will politely greet Aunt Wang. Seeing that Erdan is not bad, Aunt Wang introduced him to be a clerk in her son's inn. The son asked enthusiastically, 'You are the second egg, right? ’, Erdan replied very politely and politely, and Aunt Wang’s son said enthusiastically, ‘I often hear my mother compliment you, so you can come here as a buddy in the future, by the way, where do you live now? ’ As a result, after Erdan answered, he was severely injured by Aunt Wang’s son. Excuse me, why is this? "
ah?
Erdan was seriously injured? This...why is this?
Many people were dumbfounded after hearing this.
There were also some smarter students who started to think about Xu Que's entire problem just now!
"Er Dan was severely injured after answering the question, so the reason must be this answer!"
"Yes, Aunt Wang's son asked where Erdan lives, and Erdan is Aunt Wang's neighbor, so he should answer, live with you..."
A student was just halfway through speaking, but suddenly stopped and widened his eyes!
I rely on! Li Bai, you lack morality!
This... this answer is really poisonous!
Almost fell for it!
Many students also reacted, burning with anger, glaring at Xu Que.
Li Bai, I will go to your sister!