$20-Too Stupid (1/2)

"Why are you still playing jokes at this time? Don't you think the problem is serious?" He Yu almost cried.

He suddenly had an ominous premonition, as if something terrible was about to happen.

"Nan Qiao, stop teasing him."

Concubine Rong has lifted the illusion and transformed from a stunning beauty into a big white cat with different eyes.

"Ugh...this isn't true!"

He Yu watched a live version of the live version of the live cat transformation, burst into tears and sobbed.

"I don't believe this is true!"

"Miss Ye, you...you..."

He Yu had a flash of inspiration and asked hurriedly:

"Miss Ye, is there something wrong with your body that made you turn into a cat?"

"You can say that." Concubine Rong sighed slightly.

"I don't mind this... By the way, can I become a human too?" He Yu asked excitedly.

"Yes, yes, it will probably take a while. Then I will send you back to your body." Si Qingyan said.

Although he didn't know whether Si Qingyan's words were true or false, He Yu felt more hopeful and entered a crazy talking mode:

"Miss Ye, it's great to meet you."

"Miss Ye, if I had known you were a cat, I should have treated you better..."

"Miss Ye, do you stay at my house every day? In fact, there is no relationship between Ke Jingyan and I anymore..."

"Miss Ye, I have always wanted to say something to you..."

He Yu was so panicked now that he seemed to be floating in mid-air, controlled by an inexplicable force. If he lost his mind, he would fall into the bottomless abyss.

Human beings' joys and sorrows are not the same. Concubine Rong, like Brother Xun, only feels noisy. Concubine Rong now felt like there were countless little bugs surrounding her, making random noises. He Yu is really annoying and talks too much.

"I think you are a good person." Concubine Rong said seriously.

"..." He Yu was disheartened. But he thought of that sentence, licking a dog feels good for a while, keeps licking, and feels good until the end, and he feels that he can't give up so easily.

He is a man who has turned into a dog and is still positive, optimistic and enterprising!

"I don't want to give up. As long as you need me, I can do anything."

"What about sterilization?" Nan Qiao suddenly interrupted.

He Yu cast an angry look.

Seeing that Concubine Rong didn't speak, He Yu was a little frightened.

"Nan Qiao, please stop bullying him. Young people always like love and love, and I can understand it." Concubine Rong yawned and continued:

"He Yu, I have no interest in falling in love. I will never like anyone in the future. Do you understand?"

"I don't understand." He Yu shook his head wildly.

"Oh, you idiot." Nan Qiao patted He Yu's dog's head with his fat cat paw.

"Follow Brother Cat from now on, and I'll take you to eat and drink."

He Yu stared blankly at the flowing scenery outside the car window, feeling that everything was different from what he thought.

Miss Ye turned into a cat.

Other cats can talk too.

Is this world no longer the world he is familiar with? Or maybe he died the moment he got into the car accident and traveled to another parallel world?

The cell phone placed on my abdomen suddenly vibrated.

He Yu no longer had to be sneaky now. He took out his cell phone directly from the special dog suit and saw the message from Ke Jingyan:

"Your brother actually said that he has liked you for a long time. He originally wanted to kill you if he couldn't get you, but you unexpectedly threw yourself into the trap and sent him to your door... Do you think he is sick?"

He Yu's paws shook and his cell phone fell on the carpet in the car.

What the hell is this? He Yu's hair was so frightened that it exploded.

"Are you trying to scare me on purpose?"

Gouzhao had trouble typing, so He Yu used the voice input method.

"No, I'm really panicking right now. How are you doing over there?" Ke Jingyan asked in panic.

"I... I'm okay here." He Yu's mood was extremely complicated.

"Then come on, I feel like I won't be able to hold on any longer. I'm always wary of being anal..." Ke Jingyan met such a perverted person for the first time and felt that she was in danger now. He Da is more terrifying than He Yu. Do they all have inherited abnormal genes?

"Don't sound so disgusting, okay? Can you see if you can go back? Maybe he is deliberately trying to disgust you. Anyway, you'd better be careful and don't let my body be poisoned." He Yu whispered.

"It's so true. My legs are inconvenient now, so he took off my pants." Ke Jingyan said tremblingly.

"If I had known that this bitch was so perverted, I shouldn't have gone there..." He Yu was also panicking now.

"You should think of a way to come and save me earlier!" Ke Jingyan heard the footsteps and hurriedly typed the last line. After sending it, she cleared the chat history.

He Yu looked at the various cats peeping around and fell down.

Each of these cats has their own aura and looks very extraordinary.

I didn't think so in the past, but now He Yu suddenly had an unrealistic idea. Could it be that all these cats can talk?

"He Yu, are you in trouble?" Ayun asked.

"Yes, young man, if you encounter any problems, tell us so that we can quickly... analyze it." Queen Mother Cat said enthusiastically.

"Yes, young people, we are all very enthusiastic and friendly."

"We can get you some help."

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Suddenly, the cats in the car started talking one after another, and they were very enthusiastic about He Yu. The group is united, harmonious and happy.

Having been served by He Yu with delicious food and drinks for so long, the cats all had a certain affection for him, and they didn't know when they started to become obsessed with the feeling of eating melons and watching a show. Normally, I would be content to watch the confrontation between He Yu and Ke Jingyan at He Yu's house, but now something more exciting seems to have appeared. Wouldn't it be a pity not to have a good time?

He Yu's already shaky outlook on life collapsed and reorganized again.

Oh my god! The cats in this car can all talk!

So fucking terrible!

I want to get off! This is not the car that leads to a happy world!

I want to go home!

He Yu huddled among the cats and shivered, not daring to say a word.

Fat Tiger's big fat face was blocked in front, his eyes were cold, looking down at He Yu. The face of a cat that usually looks plump and round now seems to be full of aura, as if there is some kind of raptor living in that body.

Fat Tiger's beard twitched, and He Yu immediately trembled.

It is impossible for every one of these cats to become a cat after an accident. If a person's soul can leave the body and enter the body of an animal, are there any similar animals quietly lurking around people in daily life? Or are these cats all monsters, ferocious beasts that kill people, drink blood, and devour spirits?

"He Wangcai, let's do this. I'll show you a clear path." Nan Qiao patted He Yu's dog's head earnestly.

He Yu was trembling. He is just a weak, pitiful and humble dog, so for the time being, he has to make peace with these strange cats. He Yu then said respectfully:

"Brother Cat, tell me."

"We are all seniors and experts, and we have some status in the world before. The most important thing in the world is loyalty. As the eldest brother, I naturally have to take good care of you. If you have any trouble, be honest. I can help. Busy, we will never sit idly by.”

Nan Qiao said seriously.

If it weren't for the hot and funny eyes of the cats, He Yu almost believed his lies.

That thing about He Da...can that be told? Family scandals should not be made public, let alone such an embarrassing thing.

He Yu had never experienced such an exciting thing before. For a moment, the sadness in his heart was suppressed by shock and fear.

In comparison, liking Miss Ye is not as important as his chastity. Who knows what He Da Da Da will do!

These cats all looked so bad, He Yu wanted to cry so much.

What about Miss Ye, what about Miss Ye’s father, damn, that Northeastern accent, isn’t it just Fat Tiger! Although there are some differences, upon closer inspection they are still very similar!

The world is so vast, but I am so helpless. Life finally took its toll on my little puppy.

"Brother Cat is so generous. I have a small matter at home, so I don't need to bother Brother Cat." He Yu said humbly.

"I see that you don't take my Brother Cat seriously, and you're still covering up when I ask you to tell the truth. I won't show mercy to you with my fists. If you don't tell me anymore, I'll take action."

Nan Qiao's expression darkened, and the wagging arc of his tail also slowed down.

"Young man, don't mess with Brother Cat. You'd better be nice. Brother Cat is not someone you can afford to mess with." The champion Mao made a arrogant gesture of comfort and cooperated with Nan Qiao's performance in a serious manner.

Si Qingyan drove silently, watching the development of the situation. Nan Qiao has been acting strangely since he watched Young and Dangerous. The other cats were too embarrassed to remind him and they all doted on him. Anyway, Si Qingyan already knows He Yu's secret through her spiritual consciousness, which is equivalent to other cats knowing it too. He Yu would have suffered less if he had spoken out earlier.

After all, Nan Qiao had absorbed some spiritual power, and his strength was beyond the comparison of ordinary cats. He pinched the back of He Yu's neck with his paw and easily lifted the puppy. He Yu finally turned into a sincere and brave boy. He honestly relayed Ke Jingyan's words and said many times that this could not be true and that everything was a big conspiracy.

The other cats nodded and said yes, so He Yu could relax and nothing would happen.

Looking at the many cats that regained their composure and became satisfied after eating melon, He Yu felt that she had been cheated. Didn't they promise to help me?

"It's not that Brother Cat won't help you. You even think it's not true. He Da just wants to disgust you. I can only endure it for the time being."

Nan Qiao sounded like a big brother and slapped He Yu on the head. All he needed was a big gold chain, a pair of sunglasses, and a cigar to transform into an authentic social person.

"Yes. Brother Cat is right. But little brother, I am still very scared. Brother Cat, who is great, witty, handsome and unrestrained..., is there any way you can help me protect myself?" He Yu said a lot of flattery.

"Isn't this simple? Eat more spicy food and eat hot pot every time. You will be able to go to the anorectal hospital soon. What else can he do?"

"...It's a good idea." He Yu had to admit that this stinky fat cat was really a genius.

"Actually, it's okay to have diarrhea." General Mo added.

For a moment, all the cats were silent, and they even thought that there was something wrong with their hearing. Was it General Mo who said this? Why did General Mo become like this? He was not like this before! He used to be very upright!

"I saw it occasionally when I was playing games." General Mo coughed and shared a link to a post in the WeChat group shared by ten cats.

#urgent! I'm pretending to be a young lady and I'm about to have a romantic relationship with a strong man. He has opened a nice room and is waiting for me. What should I do?#

The other cats immediately clicked in eagerly.

"Mo Aiqing, don't hide this good thing from me next time." Nan Qiao looked like you were hiding the melons secretly and not sharing them with me, with dissatisfaction written all over his face.

"Not anymore. I thought everyone didn't like it." General Mo apologized.

"We like it." The usually quiet Imperial Censor Cat suddenly spoke, and this sentence was earth-shattering.

"What's wrong with you?" The Number One Scholar Cat asked in shock. Although he knew that everyone loved to eat melons, the Imperial Censor actually admitted it so easily, which seemed very shameless.

"Who wouldn't like to eat melons?" The Imperial Censor Cat sighed and said:

"I won't hide it from you. In fact, I am doing relevant research on the differences between dynasties. This type of post is very suitable for research materials. I am reading the post with a lofty purpose."

The Number One Scholar Cat was speechless for a while. Not only General Mo has changed beyond recognition, but the Imperial Censor, who was the most upright and the most intolerant of sand in his eyes in the past, has also changed.

"Brother, you are still amazing." The Prime Minister Cat praised sincerely.

"Overpraise." The Imperial Censor said modest words, but his furry tail was raised high and shook from time to time, with a proud posture.

He Yu did not enter the WeChat group, nor could he interrupt, and was a little anxious for a while. What are you looking at? Let me see! If there is something fun, take me with you!

"Miss Ye, can I watch it too?" He Yu asked cautiously.

"Let's add the dog to the group." Rong Fei said.

"Today, I'll add the dog to the group for your sake. When you go out, you rely on your brothers. After all, the dog is our little brother, so he should be taken care of." Nan Qiao is best at saying such things, which makes people completely confused.

He Yu really wants to ask me when I became your little brother, but I hold back for the time being in order to participate in their conversation.

He, it's just a group of talking cats.

Once I find out your details, it won't be too late to turn over.

As for Miss Ye... I still can't give up!

He Yu was pulled into the group by Rong Fei, and soon, the group name card changed from the top ten kings to the top ten kings and dogs.

He Yu's breath was choked in his throat. Am I not worthy of being a king? Too much, this is completely species discrimination! He quickly clicked on the post and read it happily. Sometimes frowning, sometimes terrified, sometimes giggling, watching very attentively.

The other cats had finished watching, and immediately entered the sage mode, and urged General Mo to get some more good stuff to send to the group.

Nan Qiao quickly forwarded a short video with a sexy beauty on the cover to the group. The video file was called "A fierce fight between a beauty and seven strong men and an old man". Except for Si Qingyan who was concentrating on driving, every cat couldn't help but click to watch it.

Cats are very curious, no matter what it is, they always want to know. And He Yu was mainly attracted by the file name with such a large scale.

"Grandpa! Grandpa! Hey! Fairy! Give me back my grandpa!"

Several gourd dolls jumped around, some spitting fire, and some spraying water.

"Hahahahahahahahahaha, you can't imagine it!"

Nan Qiao laughed arrogantly.

"Too stupid!" Ayun was so angry that he swung the cat's paw and smashed it on Nan Qiao's fat face. The posture was very strong, and Nan Qiao cried "Ouch ouch" sincerely, and the other cats were not interested.

Oh, damn heretic.

If Ayun is willing to beat Nanqiao, it would be a ghost. This young couple has a deep affection, which is so sweet that other cats don't envy them at all. So what if they have a deep affection? We are all cats now, and we will never do such intimate things with our cat bodies. At most, we can only lick each other's fur. Licking fur is something that single cats can do well, which shows that it is the same for them whether they have a partner or not.

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