Taoist Quick Wear

16-Stimulus Battlegrounds (1/2)

He Yu suddenly didn't know what to say.

Although it wasn't the first time he was given a "nice guy card", it was the first time he was given a "nice dog card" like now.

"Now I'm awake, are you happy?" Ke Jingyan asked.

He Yu couldn't laugh.

Of course, Ke Jingyan didn't have much hope for He Yu.

Now she has understood that the focus of life can only be herself. If you regard others as the focus of life, you will be beaten by life sooner or later.

"Let's do this for now." Ke Jingyan said and closed her eyes.

It's time to sleep.

The corners of her mouth curved up, and she drew a beautiful smile.

He Yu couldn't sleep.

He squatted under the bed and sent a message to Xiao Wang on his mobile phone, asking him to arrange a reliable person to go to the villa to feed the cats regularly. There are a total of ten cats, and they all need to be fed well. The villa must be cleaned regularly, the ingredients for feeding the cats must be fresh and healthy, and the water in the cat's water dispenser must be changed every day.

Then, there is the dog in the hospital.

Prepare a soft and comfortable doghouse for the dog, prepare meals and water regularly every day, and take the dog to a bath and blow its hair at night.

That's about it.

After explaining a bunch of things, He Yu put the phone back to its original place and slept on a nearby chair.

Weak, pitiful and helpless.

If Ke Jingyan can enter his body, then he will be able to return to his own body sooner or later.

We can only wait until Ke Jingyan is discharged from the hospital and then slowly discuss it.

During this period, Ke Jingyan must be coaxed. Miss Ye must not be disappointed.

Life is so difficult.

He Yu sighed deeply.

As long as he is still alive, there is hope. It will always get better.

Now there is at least a direction to work hard in. Thinking of this, He Yu feels much better. Sure enough, people still need to learn to comfort themselves and adjust themselves. Otherwise, he is really afraid that he will cry out loud.

When He Yu is not at home, the cats live a happy, free life, but they need to take care of themselves for meals, which is a bit troublesome. Soon, the person that Assistant Wang arranged for He Yu arrived. He prepared three meals a day on time, and he could choose the combination of meat and vegetables as he pleased. Moreover, this person never stayed for long. He fed the cats, cleaned up and left. For a while, everyone hoped that He Yu would not come back and just recuperate in the hospital. It was good.

Ayun opened a small shop selling paintings on Taobao. At first, she only charged the cost price plus postage, which was very cheap, but no one bought it. In order to sell the paintings, Ayun registered a Weibo account, filmed painting videos, edited them and uploaded them, which attracted some attention. Of course, the painting videos did not include the cat's paw. The process of painting ink paintings is pleasing to the eye. Ayun updated regularly, and her level was stable. She soon had fans.

She not only painted cats, but also landscapes and gardens. She published some simple ink painting tutorials and accepted private customization. At one time, she also had orders. When she was busy, she could earn three or four hundred yuan a day, and when she was less, she could earn seventy or eighty yuan. However, the nearby courier brother was always confused. Every time he came to pick up the items, this mysterious person would put the things at the door, close the door tightly, and never show up. Maybe this person has social phobia, the courier boy guessed.

The Queen Mother and the Concubine have been contributing to the public account, and have achieved some results recently. They are both very good at writing "Ten Things a Successful Woman Needs to Know" and "He Doesn't Love You, You Have to Learn to Love Yourself". The main audience is female friends between 30 and 60, with high clicks and traffic. The Queen Mother is planning to open a WeChat public account recently, and sometimes she can make enough money just by rewarding.

General Mo is still a substitute, but the game position has changed from King of Glory to Sword 3. Not only has he made more money, but he has also made some friends. His face was sculpted by Concubine Rong. He is handsome and extraordinary, a bit like him, and looks aloof and reliable. He is too busy to take the substitute orders, and the matter of finding a rich woman has never been put on the agenda. In fact, General Mo thinks that as long as he can make enough money through substitute, he doesn't need to find a rich woman to support him. But everyone has high hopes for him, so he can only stick to it.

In order to find a rich woman, he would send a voice message in the channel every once in a while, saying that he was seriously looking for a rich woman to support him. When other cats asked him about it, he said he hadn't found one. In fact, there were a lot of private messages, but General Mo didn't dare to click in. He would wait until the power training order was finished before checking the news from the rich women... As for when the power training order would be finished? It would never be finished.

The Imperial Censor was hanging out on Zhihu. He would answer all the questions he knew with classics, attracting countless fans. The top scholar was addicted to online novels. He felt that he could write them, so he had already started writing them by hand. Every time he finished writing, he would show them to other cats and ask for their opinions. It happened that the Queen Mother and the Concubine Dowager also wanted to write a palace fighting novel. The three cats hit it off and discussed the plot and story while writing, which seemed very professional.

After Rong Fei released singing recordings on several platforms, she attracted a lot of fans. Many people were attracted by her voice and waited for her to upload new songs every day after joining the pit. She also received some more official song requests, but unfortunately she was still a cat and couldn't go to the recording studio to record songs.

After this calculation, only Si Qingyan and Nan Qiao had no income. Si Qingyan was obsessed with cultivation. He solved all kinds of certificate problems for everyone, and the hope of transformation was focused on him. It didn't matter whether he made money or not. Nan Qiao felt that he should make a living. It would be best if he could make a fortune every day and raise all the cats. But reality is always more bleak than dreams. Nan Qiao showed with his actions that the way other cats make money is not suitable for him. He is a bad gamer, he can't sing, and his writing is okay, but he is far from Ayun. The Queen Mother and the Women's Friends public account are not suitable for him. He also failed quickly with the Imperial Censor and the No. 1 Scholar. After a round, Nan Qiao decided to be a little cat who eats and waits for death. It's fine as long as he plays the role of a stabilizing force.

In the first few days, Ke Jingyan lay on the bed, motionless, like a salted fish, silently listening to Assistant Wang talking about the company, with a confused face. Later, with the help of He Yu, she gradually understood some of it, and occasionally talked with Assistant Wang a few times, and made significant progress. In the past, I only regarded He Yu as my boyfriend and paid more attention to his performance in life. Now I find more shining points in him. Ke Jingyan has always known that they are not equal, whether in terms of financial resources or academic qualifications. She once thought that as long as she worked hard and loved each other, she could break the inequality and stay together for a long time. She said she wanted to improve herself, and He Yu supported her. Now I think that he never put her in the position of the other half of his life. Just like raising a pot of flowers and plants, watering and fertilizing, and changing the pot when you get tired of it.

Do you want to occupy He Yu's body all the time? It's not safe.

He Yu almost died this time. Although the police said that the brakes of the truck failed, it was too coincidental. What if the brakes fail again next time and she really dies, will she have a chance to return to her body?

Ke Jingyan decided to learn more now, and then find a way to return to her body, stay away from He Yu, and don't interfere with each other in the future. As for the true love that He Yu said, whether it is true or not, it has nothing to do with her. I have to say, it's so fucking cool to watch He Yu being rubbed by the nurse every day!

As for returning to his body, He Yu should find a way, unless he wants to be a dog forever.

During the convalescence, according to the request of "He Yu", Ke Jingyan's body was also transferred to this ward. It is undoubtedly a very interesting experience to see your body with other people's eyes. Looking at herself lying there quietly, Ke Jingyan felt inexplicably tender. She was sleeping quietly, with long and thick eyelashes, delicate and small facial features, and looked delicate and beautiful, like a slender flower that would be broken if she had more strength. It turned out that this is what I look like after falling asleep.

When He Yu looks at his body now, he doesn't have the same feeling as Ke Jingyan. He seems to be looking at a giant. Or a mummy wearing a hospital gown with his head wrapped tightly.

Only when he talks to Miss Ye every day can he get a little happiness. However, this happiness is also stolen. Ke Jingyan is so obsessed with herself, who knows what she will do. He Yu occasionally regretted that he shouldn't have pursued Ke Jingyan because she was pretty, otherwise he wouldn't have become a dog. But he met Miss Ye because of Ke Jingyan, so thinking about it, Ke Jingyan is not completely useless.

After lying in the hospital for more than 20 days, Ke Jingyan was discharged. He Yu and Ke Jingyan's body also returned to the villa with Ke Jingyan.

Dogs couldn't be kept in the ward, Ke Jingyan insisted on keeping Wangcai, so Assistant Wang had to think of other ways to keep Wangcai. During this period, Wangcai couldn't leave the ward, otherwise he would have to leave the hospital. Fortunately, Wangcai has been very well behaved during this period, which makes Assistant Wang worry less.

He Yu has gradually adapted to the life of a dog, and can run and jump. He didn't know that there were a lot of surprises waiting for him in the villa. In order to see the joke, Ke Jingyan didn't tell him that the cats in the villa could talk.

When the cats learned that He Yu was discharged from the hospital, they felt that everything had become boring. Fortunately, Si Qingyan is only two months away from transformation. By then, he can use the gold, silver and jewelry in the darkroom to buy a house near the Forbidden City, and everyone can move there together.

After He Yu returned home, perhaps because of his changed perspective, he felt that the cat had gained several circles of weight. All the cats were fat, and the fattest orange cat had legs as thick as pig legs. He was very suspicious of the breed of this cat. Could it be a new species, such as an orange pig?

Ke Jingyan pretended that nothing had happened and planned to wait for He Yu to find out for himself.

Not only did the wheelchair-bound "He Yu", the unconscious Ke Jingyan, the loyal little dog, and Sister Lin, the nurse hired by Assistant Wang, come back. This is also the reason why He Yu didn't speak, and outsiders are still here.

"Mr. He, your cat is really well raised." Sister Lin is a woman in her thirties, with a gentle temperament and serious work. She had been taking care of He Yu and Ke Jingyan in the hospital before, and was also responsible for feeding the dog. She had a good relationship with Ke Jingyan's version of He Yu.

"No, it just eats a lot." Ke Jingyan's version of He Yu smiled.

In the past, I saw He Yu working so hard to feed the cats, like she was serving her ancestors. During this period, she will not be so responsible.

"Xiao Yang will come to feed the cats every day. Sister Lin, you just need to open the door for him when the time comes."

"Okay."

The spacious villa was a little crowded with three people living in it.

Ke Jingyan was still unconscious, lying in the room downstairs. He Yu was in a wheelchair and also lived downstairs.

The cats were all moved to the second floor.

Their cat bed was originally on the first floor, but now Sister Lin moved it to the second floor, also because she was afraid that too much cat hair would affect "He Yu"'s recovery.

In general, the impact on the cats was not very big.

He Yu can't go upstairs now, Ke Jingyan is in coma, and Assistant Wang arranges for Xiao Yang, who feeds the cat, to come every day and still get three meals a day. He used to bring two big bags full of fresh ingredients bought from the vegetable market every time he came. Now when it's meal time, Sister Lin is cooking in the kitchen, and Xiao Yang prepares the cat rice himself and brings it over. He just needs to heat it in the microwave.

After seeing the cat rice, Sister Lin was a little shocked. So why do rich people’s cats eat so well? When she made dog meals, she also slightly enhanced the wealth-promoting treatment by adding chicken drumsticks every time.

In the dead of night, He Yu immediately called Miss Ye.

I couldn't avoid it in the hospital, but it was much more convenient after returning to the villa.

Today was the first day back in the villa. He hid in an empty room on the first floor, closed the door, and felt his heart pounding.

"I will return to China in a while, and I will come see you then." Concubine Rong was already planning to move away.

As long as Si Qingyan transforms into a human form for a longer time, she can look at and buy a house.

"Ah...have everything been settled?" He Yu was shocked.

If Ke Jingyan saw Miss Ye now, wouldn't she be a gangster? In the past, he had always hoped that Miss Ye would come back soon. After turning into a dog, he hoped that Miss Ye's stay abroad would be extended indefinitely.

At least wait until he changes back.

"It's almost done. I'll come see you then and express my gratitude." Concubine Rong said warmly.

"There is no need to say thank you or not between us. And I have some things going on recently, so it may not be convenient for me to see you. I have taken good care of your cats, and they have become a little fatter. I don't know if you like them a little bit fatter."

"Are you fat? Maybe the fur is too swollen. No matter what, I am still very grateful to you for feeding my cat for so long." Concubine Rong said in a serious tone.

He Yu didn't want to hear her keep saying this.

It seems that all he has is value is feeding cats.

It was obviously because they liked each other that she entrusted the cat to him.

"I want to see you. Only when I think of you will I feel better. I encountered a big change recently and almost couldn't get out. Without you, I might not be able to hold on." He Yu said affectionately.

"It would be an honor to think that I could make you feel better."

Concubine Rong frowned, her tone a little distant.

Since he is moving away, He Yu must be vaccinated in advance to save him from holding on to hope in the future.

He Yu was very sensitive and was startled, so she asked cautiously:

"Did you make new friends abroad?"

"I got to know some of them. They are all very interesting." Concubine Rong followed his words.

"I've been waiting for you." He Yu almost cried bitterly.

He seemed to know his position.

He seems to have become a spare tire.

This is the first time in history that I have used it as a spare tire.

I have never felt this way before.

He felt sour.

"Don't forget me." He Yu prayed.

Perhaps because he became a dog, he subconsciously became much humbler. When I think of Miss Ye again, I feel that she is as bright as the moon among the clouds and as white as the snow in the sky.

"Of course not, we are friends." Concubine Rong reassured.

"Okay." He Yu was in a low mood.

Suddenly, a huge black shadow appeared behind him.

He Yu turned around blankly and found a pair of green eyes.

Is it a ghost?

"Meow meow meow meow meow meow!"

Nan Qiao let out a wild cat meow.

Hahahahahaha! He went downstairs to find something to eat in the refrigerator. When he saw a faint light in a room and heard He Yu's voice, he lurked outside the door and opened the door silently.

After this period of practice, his movements became lighter and his hearing became sharper.

I originally thought I saw He Yu sitting in a wheelchair with a greasy face, but I didn't expect it was Wang Cai.

Oh, it turns out He Yu has turned into a little country dog!

So who is in He Yu's body now?

Nan Qiao felt that it was more likely to be Ke Jingyan.

He didn't know yet whether he should be exposed in front of He Yu, so he meowed.

Ke Jingyan probably didn't tell He Yu that cats can speak human language. Otherwise, He Yu would not have called Concubine Rong so calmly.

What’s next? Nan Qiao felt that he should discuss it with other cats and avoid the native dog He Yu.

He Yu was startled by Nan Qiao and put away her phone, intending to close the door and check the work news on WeChat.

Nan Qiao slipped out, took out two bags of yogurt from the refrigerator, and then went upstairs silently. One cat can't finish one bag, but two bags are almost enough for everyone to share.

"Do you know what I found?"

Nan Qiao sold it out first.

"What? Could it be that He Yu lost consciousness in his lower body and was paralyzed?" Concubine Rong suddenly became energetic. This is usually done in TV dramas.

"No, I found that He Yu has become Wangcai."

Nan Qiao laughed out loud as he spoke.

The other cats were startled, then laughed, and then asked:

"How about it? Did he notice anything unusual about us?"

"No. I didn't speak in front of him. You'd better pay attention."

"Yes, if he finds out, he won't ask anyone to cook cat food."

"We're going to have to wait a while."

"Let's cover it up for now and put the work aside for now."

"That's all it can do."

The cats decided this after discussing it.

But He Yu didn't know that there was something wrong with the cat. When Sister Lin and Xiao Yang were away, he would talk to Ke Jingyan in front of the cat. The cats all look honest, as if they are just a group of ordinary kittens who only know how to eat, drink and have fun.

After Ke Jingyan found this out, she didn't expose it.

How long can you maintain the calm on the surface?

Although He Yu was searching for various experts and masters, he never took the initiative to contact them. If his opponent knew about his situation, he would definitely end up miserable. What if he couldn't find an expert?

Another life-and-death game?

He Yu didn't dare to gamble.

It can't go on like this, right?

Ke Jingyan has been looking forward to what will happen in the villa recently. She wants to watch the show. Her broken leg is recovering and it's a little itchy. Movies and TV series are not good enough. She wants to see He Yu being beaten by the cat in the villa.

Why was she bullied by that damn fat cat before, but now they don't bully He Yu?

Alas, it's really unfair.

Ke Jingyan sighed like this, but didn't think of intervening.

The cat was entrusted to He Yu by Miss Ye, and it had nothing to do with her.

The fat cat bullied her, so she held a grudge first. When she was no longer in a wheelchair, she would catch the fat cat and give it a good rub to vent her hatred.

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After learning that He Yu had turned into a dog, the cats were all watching the show.

At night, when no one was around, He Yu would occasionally find a cat to confide her distress. Everyone held back their laughter and listened very seriously.

During this period, they could not indulge in the Internet like before, so they began to learn a simplified version of the cultivation method together. Ke Jingyan's body was there. If anyone wanted to use that body, Si Qingyan could help. However, the cats all tended to cultivate and transform themselves. Although Ke Jingyan looked pretty good and was in good health, they had no desire when they thought that this was someone else's body and that Ke Jingyan was still alive.

Si Qingyan could also solve He Yu's problem, but he would not say it. He kept it to himself all day and was secretly happy.

A sad, worried, and melancholy dog ​​who was wavering between two confidantes who each had their own merits was still very interesting.

The Queen Mother planned to write He Yu's story into a novel, called "What Can I Do to Love You, My Dog", and everyone thought it was feasible.

Recently, He Yu called Rong Fei every night. They lived in the same room, and the dog had good hearing. Rong Fei would only answer the phone when she was guaranteed that it would not be leaked. This resulted in He Yu only being able to get through once every three or four days. The more this happened, the more anxious he became, and the more times he talked to the cat.

When Rong Fei was lying on the sofa, He Yu came over again.

He held the strap on the phone case and brought the phone to Rong Fei.

Rong Fei wanted to slip away, but Ke Jingyan's phone was still under her belly. Wouldn't this slip be seen by He Yu? That would be a bit embarrassing.

"Dabai, do you think she has forgotten me?"

He Yu was feeling sad while calling Miss Ye.

The phone under Rong Fei's belly vibrated slightly.

She was very anxious now.

It was nothing for He Yu to find out that the cat could talk, but if He Yu found out that she was Miss Ye, that would be really embarrassing...

Where is the prince! Prince, come to the rescue! There's a car accident here!

Rong Fei carefully pressed down the phone, meowing, just covering the sound of the phone vibrating.

She began to feel lucky now that the phone was in silent mode.

"Hmm? It seems like something is vibrating..."

He Yu was a little confused, and suddenly he couldn't feel the vibration again.

Si Qingyan, who came hurriedly, added a soundproof barrier to Rong Fei.

He Yu continued to call, but it still showed that no one was connected.

"She should be sleeping and didn't hear me calling. Yes, there is a time difference between us, and it's not so easy to get through the phone..."

He Yu said to comfort himself.

Rong Fei didn't move.

The soundproofing was soundproof, but the phone was still vibrating.

There was a slight rise and fall in her stomach, which He Yu shouldn't be able to see.

"Dabai, what do you think I should do? Are all women so cruel? You are still here with me, isn't she afraid that I will treat you badly?"

"Why do you treat me like this? I have never done anything to let her down. I really like her this time."

He Yu felt wronged.

"Is this retribution?"

The white cat on the sofa ignored him.

He Yu sighed deeply and was about to stroke the cat. Suddenly, a pair of fat cat paws grabbed him by the waist.

What's more terrifying is that the cat actually stood up and walked upright like a human, threw him to the second floor stairs, and closed the door coldly.

He Yu was a little confused and even suspected that he was dreaming.

Isn't that Fat Tiger? What's going on?

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