$17-I Have Nothing to Do with It

At the opening of the auction, everyone wore loose clothes that could shield the machine from detection, and wore masks. There are countermeasures for every policy, and as long as you are willing to buy equipment, electronic equipment will not be able to scan anything. Even so, the patriarch and Yuanbao hid their tails to prevent others from seeing them and discovering clues.

They had a small box, but there was no matching tea.

In the interstellar world, pure natural food is very expensive. Most foods are very delicate and have requirements for air, water, temperature, and light, and the cost of serving them is very high. Most people rely on nutrient solution to survive, which has become the norm.

"Do you know what the food that swept the world in the last era is?"

"Yes! It's spicy strips, Lao Gan Ma, fried chicken, and fat house happy water!"

"Master Fang of the original star domain has developed four kinds of food again according to the ancient formula. It is said that the degree of restoration exceeds 99%. People who have eaten it say it's good. This is something that can make people happy and shed tears..."

"We have prepared fifty tasting packs, each of which has 10 grams. The starting price of each is 10,000 star coins. Please bid the price in the room with the interest. The 50 customers with the highest price can get our four food sets!"

"Brother, I want it!" Yuanbao looked at the restored image of the four delicacies with eager eyes.

"Then I bid a price, hoping to get it."

Si Qingyan felt a little regretful. If he had known that the star coins of the interstellar alliance were so easy to make, he should have put more spicy strips, cola, Lao Gan Ma and fried chicken in the space and sold them. However, he often wandered outside for a hundred years, and those things were expired long ago when they were put in the space. Although the food in the space will not rot, it may not be edible after being left for a long time.

"Okay."

Si Qingyan bid 50,000, hoping that there wouldn't be too many rich people.

"What's there to eat?" The clan leader was reluctant to see Yuanbao eat something made by two-legged people. Could it be comparable to the barbecue he made? Could it be better than the bone soup he stewed?

"You don't understand." Yuanbao felt that his old father was really too old-fashioned.

"If everyone is like you and doesn't like to eat, that would be great." Yuanbao sighed.

After about three minutes, the bidding stopped.

This is a secret bid.

It's too troublesome to bid openly. If you bid one by one, you can't sell it all by tomorrow.

"The highest price is 120,000 star coins, the lowest price is 30,000, and we will deliver the four delicacies to the private rooms of customers who have bid."

"If there are any omissions or other questions, please contact customer service."

"The four delicacies have all passed the food safety test, please feel free to eat."

Not long after, the little robot brought a silver tray with four pieces of food of different colors neatly stacked inside. The first three are understandable, but the last fat house happy water is not water, which is puzzling.

Si Qingyan questioned.

The little robot said confidently:

"In ancient times, there was no wife in the wife cake, and no son in the clay pot rice. It is normal that the fat house happy water is not water."

"But the wife cake is a cake, and the clay pot rice is rice."

Yuanbao looked at the small food and was a little disappointed.

"I don't quite understand what you mean." The little robot's voice was very pure and cute.

Although each food was only ten grams, it was still cut into small pieces and could be picked up with a small fork.

"Please taste it." The little robot made a cute voice.

Yuanbao tasted it and his expression was unpredictable.

Si Qingyan also tasted it, starting with the spicy strips. It was really spicy, spicy and hard, as if that small piece of dough grew out of the chili juice, which was suffocating. Lao Gan Ma was okay, the taste was relatively close, but it was very salty. The fried chicken had a strange smell, perhaps because the chicken was different, the oil was different, and it was not coated with flour, egg liquid, and breadcrumbs, so as not to make the kids next door cry. Finally, there was solid fat house happy water, which was still frozen. After eating it, I felt that my throat was frozen and I couldn't speak.

"Is it delicious?" The clan leader was puzzled.

Si Qingyan nodded, and Yuanbao nodded frantically.

The clan leader had not tasted food made by humans except for nutrient solution, so he couldn't help but taste it.

Soon, his cold face became even colder.

"Pah." The clan leader felt that if he swallowed this thing, it would be an insult to his stomach.

Yuanbao swallowed it forcefully. He was a good child who was frugal.

After being frozen for a while, Si Qingyan felt that it was okay. He took out the large kettle he carried with him, heated it on the spot, and poured a cup of warm water for each person.

The auction can transmit barrages, and there are also related forums. Si Qingyan opened the Star Network and found that some people were posting and arguing with each other about the taste of the four major delicacies.

On one side, people said that the four delicacies were just a way to collect IQ taxes, and they were designed to deceive fools. People should not believe them. If they had that spare money, they might as well go to the supermarket to buy normal food.

On the other side, people said that the four delicacies were worthy of their name and were super delicious. Everyone was very happy to think that they could eat the same food as the ancients.

People on both sides cursed and scolded each other, which opened Si Qingyan's eyes. It turned out that no matter what era, there were disputes caused by food, and the trolls would also develop with the development of the times. He had to react to some new swear words before he could understand them.

The four delicacies had a strong aftereffect. While they were reminiscing, the auction house had unknowingly sold a lot of things. After Si Qingyan took away the Yuan family warehouse, he didn't lack anything and had no desire to bid.

Everything developed normally.

However, some of the weapons that were auctioned made Yuan Bao and the clan leader a little alert.

"Next, there is a special item for sale. She is alive and very cute. I believe no one can refuse this beautiful young lady..." The host of the auction is a holographic projection, currently the most popular holographic idol. , the virtual singer Aimo Jiang, has a hot figure and a cute voice.

"It should be the legendary Tianxiang tribe." Someone posted a barrage.

"That Tianxiang tribe that has its own body fragrance, is extremely beautiful, and has super fertility?"

"Many people come to the auction because of her..."

"This kind of beauty, if cultivated well, can be of great use."

Si Qingyan began to investigate relevant information about the Tianxiang clan.

This is a humanoid race, with a body structure similar to that of humans. It was on the verge of extinction a long time ago and all traces have disappeared.

According to legend, the Tianxiang tribe is related to the destiny in the underworld, and those who obtain the Tianxiang will conquer the world.

Looking back at history, there are countless historical materials that can prove that the Tianxiang tribe is related to this.

There is something about this race.

A large cage was rolled out, covered with a light-tight thin cloth.

After the curtain was opened, the person inside was revealed...

He has clear muscle lines, handsome features, and a gentle temperament. Although he has long hair, the structure of his body clearly tells everyone that he is a man.

"Are there any males in the Tianxiang tribe?"

"This man looks familiar, I seem to have seen him somewhere..."

"Isn't that Wu Tianli!"

Si Qingyan looked at the crazy increase in barrage volume and silently lit the candle for Professor Wu.

Why is he in the cage?

Still being sold as a member of the Tianxiang clan? What kind of devil is this?

Does anyone buy it?

The auction price of the young lady from the Tianxiang tribe is 30 million star coins, which is exactly the same as Wu Tianli's reward price.

The auction was very sad.

Who is it! Who on earth snatched away that Tianxiang clan!

A layer of mist suddenly appeared throughout the auction, and the milky white smoke was like a dream. The protective layer and metal walls did not block the fog at all.

What follows is a scent like orchid and musk, which is extremely fragrant and intoxicating.

Si Qingyan, Yuanbao, and the clan leader were not affected by the aroma. The virtual singer Aimo Jiang stood on the stage and made a surprised sound:

"How come Miss Tianxiang turned into a strange man?"

"..."

No one could answer her.

Because everyone here, except for a few people, was dragged into the illusion by the white smoke and lost consciousness. Electronic devices also gradually become blurred and lost contact.

Professor Wu stood up in the cage. In the white mist, his body underwent tremendous changes. To be more precise, he became her.

Professor Wu was not wearing any clothes, and the changes in his body were very eye-catching.

After Si Qingyan expressed the possibility of auctioning the starship, the private room he was in had a good view. Even without relying on images, he could clearly see Professor Wu's body and face below.

Professor Wu turned into a girl under the gaze of the three of them.

She has black hair and snow-skinned skin, is gentle and agile, and has a graceful figure, but she seems to be in a bad mood.

"Since you woke me up, just become my food."

She spoke quietly and walked towards the nearest private room.

A blushing and heart-pounding sound came from inside, and soon a man screamed.

"That young lady is so fierce, I like it." Yuan Bao said happily.

"..." The patriarch took a deep look at Yuan Bao, a little confused.

"Really? Little brother, then come over and let sister feel good..." The young girl Professor Wu was about to come over when she suddenly saw Si Qingyan, recognized Si Qingyan's aura, and her eyes gradually changed from frivolous and teasing to ferocious and violent.

"Damn it! It's you!"

"It's you who turned me into this!"

The girl Professor Wu's eyes were red and almost bleeding as she stared at Si Qingyan.

The clan leader looked deeply at Si Qingyan again, becoming even more confused.

"Wow, brother, you are so awesome." Yuan Bao praised sincerely.

Si Qingyan didn't know why Professor Wu turned into this guy. The injection that was given to Professor Wu at the beginning should have been the blood of the Butian clan. How could it turn him into a girl?

"It has nothing to do with me." Si Qingyan is an emotionless robot.

"It's you! You injected me with a genetic modification drug. Even if you turn into ashes, I will never admit your mistake!" The young girl Professor Wu shouted in anger.

"Oh." Si Qingyan was expressionless.

"Hurry up and change me back, do you hear me! Do you hear me! I want to change me back, I want to have sex, do you hear me!"

If Professor Wu were a man, such a roar might be a bit overwhelming, but now she is a beautiful girl, her voice is very cute, and her jumping-up-to-her-hair personality is a bit cute.

Si Qingyan thought of the loan sharks that Professor Wu owed in the past, and also remembered that Professor Wu used the money from the loan sharks to do major health care, and she suddenly understood.

"I don't quite understand. You'd better calm down." Si Qingyan said lightly, then added:

"Come here and let me see your body."

The patriarch looked defensive, looking at Professor Wu for a while and Si Qingyan for a while.

Professor Wu walked obediently, his long hair covering his body, looming. The closer he got, the more fragrant his fragrance became.

"Look."

Professor Wu looked at Si Qingyan accusingly and subconsciously pouted.

Si Qingyan pricked Professor Wu's finger and took some blood. The smell was different from humans, but closer to another race. Even though Professor Wu was genetically evolved based on the Butian clan, there were not many traces of the Butian clan.

There are no high-precision instruments here, and Si Qingyan is not easy to experiment with, so he only speculated:

"You may have opened the hidden blood in your body. Before, it was because the blood was unstable, which caused an uncontrolled transformation."

"Then how can I change back?" Professor Wu was in pain. As a stinky man who spends his days drinking and partying, turning into a beautiful girl, what the hell.

"I can't change back. You are in such a good state. After a while, you will completely turn into a woman." Si Qingyan said with a smile.

"..." Professor Wu had lost his smile a long time ago.

"Miss, why are you unhappy? You were very happy just now!"

Yuanbao asked curiously.

"Hehehe..." Professor Wu cooperated with a happy smile.

"We have something to leave first, come on." Si Qingyan patted Professor Wu's shoulder and smiled encouragingly.

"Wait! What's the bounty on me! I just escaped from the laboratory, and no one knew that Professor Wu Wu Tianli had become a Tianxiang tribe. Why is there such a high bounty?" Professor Wu didn't quite understand.

"Maybe when you were in the laboratory, others had already discovered that you had become a Tianxiang tribe." Si Qingyan said seriously.

"Is that so... Damn Ji Ye, it must be him!"

Professor Wu also learned later that Ji Ye occupied the territory of Yuanshi Group and sold Yuanshi Group's medical equipment to make money. Ji Ye must have discovered his secret and deliberately captured him and sold him to the auction.

Damn it! He remembered this grudge.

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Thanks to the little angels who cast the tyrant votes or irrigated the nutrient solution for me~

Thanks to the little angels who irrigated [nutrient solution]:

Yu ​​Liqinyou 30 bottles; ZZ 20 bottles; Yu Lvqiu 19 bottles; Lele 17 bottles; Xibei You Gaolou 10 bottles; Yu Xiuluoxiu 1 bottle;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!