Taoist Quick Wear

4-The Fierce Tiger Blocks the Road (1/2)

The cold man looked at Si Qingyan with admiring eyes, pitifully and softly:

"Dad, save me."

"Don't cry! Don't call him dad!" Lu Jiu almost wanted to stuff the cold man's mouth. It's so annoying!

Even a saint can't stand it, and if he keeps quarreling like this, it might attract other people.

The cold man started to cry.

Si Qingyan covered her ears and patted Lu Jiu's arm symbolically.

"I've avenged you."

The cold man's eyes lit up instantly, as if Si Qingyan was his whole world.

Si Qingyan's ears were hurt by the quarrel, and she said seriously:

"Don't cry."

The cold man nodded repeatedly and said obediently:

"Dad, I'll listen."

Lu Jiu breathed a sigh of relief, looked at Si Qingyan, and whispered,

"You are still awesome, my brother."

Although Si Qingyan was praised, he was not too happy, and said modestly:

"It's also thanks to your cooperation."

The two looked at each other and showed a boss' smile.

After a while, the cold man rubbed against Lu Jiu like a caterpillar, looking at Lu Jiu with pitiful eyes.

"Brother, I want to poop."

Lu Jiu felt that the cold man was really crazy at this moment.

Si Qingyan tried to hold back his laughter, his expression was a little distorted.

"No, you don't want to."

Lu Jiu's expression was very cold. If it weren't for the snot and tears on the cold man's face, he would even want to cover his mouth.

"Bu——"

The cold man actually farted with ups and downs!

I don't know what he ate, the smell is enough to kill the mosquitoes in the house.

Si Qingyan was the first to escape from the wooden house, it was so terrifying!

"Brother, I want to poop... I can't hold it anymore..."

Lu Jiu's face turned green.

What if the cold man poops in his pants? Should I just sit back and do nothing, or help him wash his pants...

Mouth area——

Lu Jiu couldn't let himself think about it anymore!

Lu Jiu tried to untie the rope tied to the cold man.

Damn it! The binding is too complicated, and it can't be untied for a while!

Lu Jiu quickly cut the rope on the cold man and covered his nose. Now he is not afraid that the cold man will suddenly attack and hurt people or escape. If the cold man wants to escape, let him escape, and he can save a meal.

"Get up by yourself, go quickly."

During this time, the cold man farted again.

Lu Jiu was suffocating.

Si Qingyan was outside, feeling the fresh air, far away, listening to the rhythmic sounds inside, and dared not approach the wooden house.

"Brother, I... I can't move..."

The cold man looked at Lu Jiu aggrievedly, tears dripping out, looking extremely pitiful.

"My body is numb..."

The cold man was tied up all night, and it was normal for his hands and feet to be numb.

Lu Jiu gritted his teeth, supported the cold man, and walked out crookedly.

"Brother, wuwuwu..."

"bu——bu——"

"Don't fart!" Lu Jiu was going crazy.

Si Qingyan grabbed two leaves and covered her nose.

It barely covered the hazy breath.

"Brother... Brother... I can't help it."

The cold man clamped his legs together, like a young wife who had been abused and ravaged, looking at Lu Jiu with resentment.

Si Qingyan really couldn't bear it anymore.

Lu Jiu couldn't bear it anymore, but he had no choice.

He could only half clamp the cold man, walk into the dense woods, and let the cold man take off his pants by himself.

"Brother, I can't take off my pants... I can't take them off."

The cold man was wearing only a pair of shorts. After shaking off the equipment on his body, Lu Jiu was afraid that it would be immoral, so he put a pair of shorts on the cold man. He put on the shorts with his own hands, and now he took them off with his own hands.

Lu Jiu felt that his sense of smell had become numb.

Ah!

This damn man!

Under the pure and embarrassed gaze of the cold man, Lu Jiu pulled off the other's pants.

There was a cross scar on his buttocks.

Lu Jiu's hands kept shaking.

What a sin!

What a sin!

"Can you take off your pants now? You have to learn to take off your pants by yourself when you go to the toilet in the future, okay?"

Lu Jiu felt that he was no longer the Lu Jiu he used to be.

"I know..."

The cold man took off his pants and looked at his body curiously, and suddenly showed a wronged look:

"This is not my body! It's so ugly..."

Lu Jiu was caught off guard and screamed:

"What are you doing! Hurry up and squat!"

Si Qingyan thought something was wrong and was afraid that the cold man would plot against Lu Jiu, so she hurried over.

As soon as she arrived, she saw Lu Jiu half squatting and covering his eyes.

And the cold man was facing Lu Jiu, seeming to fiddle with something.

Si Qingyan could only see the cold man's back and vague movements, and saw that the cold man's pants were pulled down to his ankles.

It looked like the cold man was being a hooligan to Lu Jiu.

? ? ?

Si Qingyan left quietly.

Lu Jiu quickly crawled away and asked the cold man to squat down, his tone was very irritable.

The cold man felt very wronged and sobbed, but he still dug a hole and squatted there to go to the toilet.

Lu Jiu finally breathed a sigh of relief.

Then he smelled a foul smell and followed Si Qingyan, who had fled first, with a pale face.

"Qingyan, I think he is really stupid."

Lu Jiu coughed for a long time before he recovered a little.

He had never seen such a smelly person in the world!

"I think so too."

Si Qingyan nodded, thinking that the cold man must be as Lu Jiu said. Stupid.

"What should I do?" Lu Jiu couldn't help but fan his nose with his hand.

"I don't know. It's better to leave him and run away." Si Qingyan said.

Lu Jiu pondered and felt that it was feasible.

The two took this opportunity to sneak away.

The cold man squatted in the bushes, obedient like a big cat.

Si Qingyan and Lu Jiu didn't run far before the cold man's shocking cry came:

"Brother——"

"Brother, where are you going... Wait for me!"

"Brother, I'm coming!"

"Brother Lu, he called you." Si Qingyan poked Lu Jiu with his elbow.

"Why doesn't he call dad..."

Lu Jiu looked at Si Qingyan with resentment, and the two quickened their pace. The cold man seemed to be catching up. Even if the cold man was stupid, he had a strong physique. He didn't die after all the tossing, and he ran vigorously.

The cold man took good care of his things, holding up his pants, and didn't tear them.

"Brother! Brother! I haven't wiped my ass yet! Wait for me!"

The cold man shouted more and more urgently, and his voice was getting closer and closer. Lu Jiu sighed and imitated Si Qingyan to stuff two leaves in his nostrils.

"Can we get rid of him?" Lu Jiu frowned.

Si Qingyan shook his head. Unless the cold man is killed, this guy will always follow, making noise and shouting.

"Keep him first, coax him, maybe he can be a helper." Si Qingyan said.

Lu Jiu walked towards the cold man.

The cold man had a cold face, didn't speak, and looked very angry.

"What's wrong?"

Lu Jiu was subconsciously a little scared. The cold man had a face that was so cold that ice chips could fall off, and he was full of momentum. Lu Jiu thought, could it be that he recovered his memory at this time?

The cold man suddenly smiled sweetly and said to Lu Jiu:

"Brother, why didn't you wait for me?"

Lu Jiu thought it was not good, and the cold man's next sentence was:

"I'm done!"

The cold man blinked his eyes and looked up at Lu Jiu, his posture was innocent and cute, and he looked like he was asking for praise.

"You are great."

Lu Jiu praised dryly and shook his goose bumps. He felt that it was very dangerous now. If the cold man recovered his memory and knew what happened during the process, he would go crazy.

"Brother, you should wipe my ass."

Two obvious blushes appeared on the cold man's face, making Lu Jiu a little dizzy.

"Wipe it yourself." Lu Jiu fumbled in his pocket. There was no toilet paper, so he grabbed two wide leaves.

"I don't know how to wipe it. My brother used to wipe my ass."

The cold man's crystal tears rolled in his eyes, and he looked at Lu Jiu accusingly. As if to say, you are cold, you are ruthless, and you are unreasonable.

"You've grown up, you should learn to wipe your own ass." Lu Jiu patted the cold man's shoulder.

Buddy, if I really wiped your ass, it would be the end.

Fearing that the cold man would continue to make trouble, Lu Jiu deliberately added a word:

"Good boy~"

"The baby is a good child, the baby wipes his own ass. Brother is bad!"

The cold man took the leaf, snorted, and stopped looking at Lu Jiu.

Lu Jiu finally breathed a sigh of relief. The cold man may have a cognitive deviation now, and returned to his childhood. I can't believe such a tall and strong man was so annoying when he was a child.

Was the black-clothed leader looking for Si Qingyan or this cold man? It should be the cold man.

The God of Wind is more like a nickname.

It's a pity that Lu Jiu hasn't left this star field for a long time, and he doesn't know what happened outside.

If the cold man is really his brother, Lu Jiu will definitely not show mercy! Beat him up first, and then beat him up twice. Alas... If he had a younger brother, he would definitely be very good to him. How could he bear to hit someone...

Lu Jiu sighed lightly, feeling a little uncomfortable.

He was an orphan who grew up in a community welfare home. Before he was 18, the Interstellar Alliance paid for his support. After he was 18, he resolutely joined the army. He wanted to do something for this good world and wanted to repay the Interstellar Alliance.

"Brother, the leaves are so hairy, it hurts my butt."

"It hurts." The cold man's aggrieved voice came.

Lu Jiu picked two smooth big leaves again and handed them to the cold man.

The cold man took the leaves, squatted down again, smiled, and pretended to lift his butt:

"Brother, help me see if it's clean!"

"My God..."

Lu Jiu finally couldn't help it and swore!

"Hehehe, I lied to you! I won't show you my butt!"

The cold man stood up and tried to pull up his pants, but it got stuck and he couldn't do it. Finally, he looked at Lu Jiu with a pitiful look.

Lu Jiu had no choice but to pull up the cold man's pants.

He really had a hard time.

Before leaving, Lu Jiu specifically asked the cold man to dig the soil and cover his excrement, and the cold man did it obediently.

"Is there a water source nearby? Let's go wash our hands." Lu Jiu saw that the cold man's hands were full of mud and felt very tired.

Si Qingyan closed her eyes and felt, and soon found the location of the water source.

There was a stream nearby, and there were no beasts at this time, so it was just right to cross.

In less than ten minutes, the three of them came to a stream together.

The cold man washed his hands and face downstream, and took a bath by the way, and turned into a cold and handsome man again. He was stern and exuded the aura of a controller. He should have been in a high position before, but unfortunately he has become a fool now.

Lu Jiu washed his face upstream and was much more sober.

The cold man was very thirsty and wanted to drink the water in the stream, but was dragged by Lu Jiu.

The water source in this primeval forest is particularly dangerous. Maybe a handful of it may contain thousands of deadly pathogens and microorganisms.

"You can drink it later."

Si Qingyan took out the iron pot and the rack. The upper limit of power in this world is very high, and his storage space can be used.

Boiling water can kill many microorganisms. An old man once lived in the wooden house where the battle took place. Si Qingyan did not find a water purifier. The water here should be fine after boiling.

Si Qingyan set up the iron pot and found some firewood nearby to make a fire and boil water.

The iron pot has no lid, so the water does not boil quickly. Lu Jiu took the cold man to pick up dry firewood to increase the firepower.

Si Qingyan took the opportunity to catch a few fish in the stream. The largest one was nearly one meter long. This fish was very fierce, with sharp saw teeth all over its mouth. It could only become food when it hit Si Qingyan's hand.

Lu Jiu also came to help, and his movements were very neat. He did not ask about the space equipment. Many dignitaries in the Interstellar Alliance have space equipment. This thing can be bought as long as you have money. Lu Jiu has no money.

"By the way, what's your name?"

Lu Jiu asked the cold man's name.

"Brother, you are so stupid, my name is Bao Bao." The cold man chuckled.

Si Qingyan continued to cut fish.

Lu Jiu asked:

"What's the name?"

"Ah..." The cold man suddenly covered his head, his face pale, shaking wildly, and yelled:

"Who am I?"

"Where am I?"

"What am I going to do?"

"Ah——"

The veins on the cold man's forehead burst, and the blood vessels were varicose, which was very scary.

Lu Jiu hurriedly grabbed the cold man's shoulders and shook him desperately.

"Wake up, you are Bao Bao!"

"You are Bao Bao, don't think about it!"

As Lu Jiu shook, the cold man finally calmed down.

"Wow, brother, I forgot something very important..."

The cold man found that his mind was blank and cried aggrievedly. He rubbed his eyes childishly, and tears fell.

"Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, you will remember it later."

Lu Jiu touched the cold man's head, and some kindness came into his heart. Maybe this is his father's surname.

What a sin.

"Be good and obedient, brother will give you a new name."

"Okay, I am the best, I am super obedient." The cold man nodded repeatedly.

"You just..." Lu Jiu thought again and again...

"Just call..." He thought again and again... couldn't think of it...

Lu Jiu looked at Si Qingyan, trying to ask for advice.

"Call it Ergou!" Si Qingyan twisted the head of a small snake that exploded nearby and rinsed it in water. The snake was too small and could only fill the gap between teeth.

"Ergou is a good name, simple and clear, and catchy."

"You will be called Ergou in the future." Lu Jiu thought this name was good.

"So impressive!" There were almost stars in the cold man's eyes.

Lu Jiu's conscience twitched slightly. Thinking of the cold man who wanted to kill him yesterday, he felt that the cold man was just right for the name Ergou.

"Dad, is my name impressive?" Ergou asked Si Qingyan again.

"Not bad." Si Qingyan nodded.

He has never been good at naming, and Lu Jiu seems to be even worse. He actually thinks that Ergou is a good name.

After Si Qingyan's evaluation, Ergou hugged Lu Jiu's arm happily and even wanted to kiss Lu Jiu on the face. He didn't dare to get close to Si Qingyan.

"Brother, you are so good to me."

Lu Jiu dodged left and right and almost cried. I didn't name you? Why kiss me? It's poisonous.

The water finally bubbled.

One after another, the hot steam rose.

It takes at least three minutes to boil to kill some bacteria. During this time, Si Qingyan found a few large clam shells from the stream, cleaned them, and used them as bowls.

Si Qingyan poured water for Ergou and put it aside to cool down, letting Ergou drink it later, and then put a fish in the pot.

The remaining boiling water was just right for making fish soup.

The other fish were skewered and roasted by the fire. Si Qingyan did not bring any seasonings, and he did not know some of the plants nearby. He could only rely on instinct to judge whether they were poisonous, but he did not know the taste. Fortunately, the fish meat was fresh and tender, without any fishy smell, so it was not bad to roast it like this.

The three of them ate fish and drank soup. After finishing the food, they covered up the traces of the fire.

Si Qingyan ate two large fish weighing dozens of kilograms alone before he finally felt a little full. His stomach was flat.

Lu Jiu and Ergou's appetite was more than twice that of normal people, and they could only eat three or four kilograms of food in one meal, which was far less than Si Qingyan. The two of them stared at Si Qingyan's stomach for a long time, and they always felt that Si Qingyan did not eat it, but put the fish meat into the space equipment.

"We need to make a plan." After Lu Jiu was full, he began to mobilize the masses.

"What's the plan?" Si Qingyan looked up.

"We need to find a way to leave this planet. It's too dangerous here. There may be unknown creatures. I have something to send out. If there are no outsiders on this planet, food and water will be a big problem, and our mental state will also be affected."

"There is no base station here. It is an ownerless wild planet. Except for illegal organizations such as pirates, no one usually comes in. And pirates move in groups of spaceships, so it's not easy for us to start."

After Lu Jiu finished speaking, he didn't think of any good ideas.

"Then what are you going to do?" Si Qingyan now wants to find a place that is safe enough to receive memories.

Who did this body belong to before? What is his relationship with the old man? Does he have relatives or enemies?

"Let's find a safe base first. It's definitely not possible in the dense forest. There are too many insects and ants here, and the air is humid, which makes it easy to get infected." Lu Jiu said.

The medicine sent by the black-clothed leader should have an anti-virus effect. Lu Jiu's wound was not infected. There is too little medicine, and it is impossible to use it for a long time. Without medicine in the future, they will be in a very dangerous situation.

"For example, a slightly higher cave, closer to the water source, and convenient for hunting. At present, we don't know whether there are native intelligent life on this planet, so it's best not to get separated." Lu Jiu continued.

"Okay." Si Qingyan agreed. The cabin in the forest is indeed not suitable for long-term living, and the wood tends to rot.

"When I left, I sent the location of the planet to my superiors. If the captain is free, he may come to pick me up."

"That's not bad." Si Qingyan nodded, at least there is still some hope.

"We still have to be careful of outsiders. If the other party has a starship, try to get on it. If there is a neutral chamber of commerce staying here, that would be the best. We can take a ride."

This star field is too remote, and there are often meteorites around it. Even star pirates don't come here normally.

Lu Jiu said this just to give himself a goal.

It is too dangerous to stay alone in the primeval forest without any equipment.

And you might encounter trackers and poachers.

The three of them are injured, stupid, and have few weapons. If they meet a team, they will definitely be sent to food.

If it was the previous Si Qingyan, he could easily kill a group of people, but now he has a splitting headache with some small tricks to cover up. He raised a stone and hit Ergou's head hard before, but now Ergou is still alive and kicking.

Si Qingyan has a clear understanding of his combat effectiveness. He is really a loser now.

"Let's find a place to settle down first, heal our wounds well, and then find a way to leave this planet."

Lu Jiu made a decision and touched the silly Ergou.

"Okay." Si Qingyan nodded, thinking that this was pretty good. Otherwise, there was no other way.

"Qingyan, your mental power should be very strong. Can you sense a suitable place to live nearby? If not, we will go back to the cabin tonight and continue to live."

"Yes."

In the forest, Si Qingyan can sense everything without restraint, even if he does not use his spiritual sense. When he cut the fish, he accidentally pierced his finger, and the blood that flowed out was green, like an emerald gem. Not only did it not smell bloody, but it also had the fragrance of plants.

Lu Jiu and Er Gou did not notice, and Si Qingyan did not make a sound.

Soon, he found a cave. It took about two hours for the three of them to walk there.

The cave was on the stone wall of a valley, with high terrain and vines covering the outside, which could provide a little cover. There was a spring in the valley, with fish swimming in it, and many wild fruits.

Si Qingyan had good physical strength. The bleeding on Lu Jiu's wound stopped, but he did not recover much. He turned pale after walking for a while. Er Gou was energetic instead and squatted down to let Lu Jiu go up.

Fearing that he would waste time, Lu Jiu lay on Ergou's back, and the group sped up a lot.

Although Ergou was stupid, he had a very strong physique, just like a wild beast. Mingming was injured more seriously than Lu Jiu, and was poisoned, but his wounds healed much faster than Lu Jiu. Now there is only a layer of shallow scabs, and there should be no scars left tomorrow.

His reaction speed and tracking ability are very strong, and his intuition is also very sharp. There must be some unique reason for such a physique far beyond that of ordinary people. That is not a power that can be improved by training alone.

Lu Jiu was very curious about Ergou, but he didn't dare to ask more, for fear that Ergou would go crazy again.

They lacked the necessary medicines, and except for the iron pot and tripod in the wooden house, there were only various small things found from Ergou.

This forest covers a large area, and herds of beasts appear from time to time. They do not attack, but will stay away when Si Qingyan passes by.

Lu Jiu was puzzled, but did not say much. Anyway, it was not because of him, it must be that one of Qingyan or Ergou has a unique physique that can make wild beasts avoid.

The Cheetah Group seemed to have captured some rare species again this time, but unfortunately the news was kept very secret. Lu Jiu still didn't know what the goods traded between the Cheetah Group and the Wild Dog Organization were. The evidence he recorded was all the criminal records of the Cheetah Group during this period, which was enough to kill all the members of the Cheetah Group three times.

Getting closer and closer to the cave, Si Qingyan walked in front. He could sense whether there were puddles, swamps, or ferocious beasts in front of him. With him leading the way, the three of them avoided danger accurately.

The bushes suddenly moved, and a chubby tiger cub rolled out and cried twice.

"There is game!" Lu Jiu thought he could cook a pot.

When he saw clearly, it was a pure white tiger cub, and his head was big.

A tiger cub of this size is not yet old enough to leave its mother. There may be a mother tiger nearby...

The tiger cub raised its butt, revealing the needle stuck in the flesh. In addition, its abdomen was also bright red, its hair was burnt, and its entire abdomen was bloody and horrible.

"Big cat?"

Si Qingyan held the tiger cub in her arms, pulled out the needle, and saw the wound on its abdomen. She frowned.

This is not a wound caused by a wild animal. Is there anyone nearby?

The grass exuded a faint smell of blood. The wound on the tiger cub's abdomen was dripping with blood. The tiger cub was already a little weak due to excessive blood loss.

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