23-Massage Techniques (1/2)

After lunch, the cats took a nap together.

In the hot summer, the air conditioner works tirelessly to blow out cool breeze. The cats who finished their cultivation last night studied hard in the morning and slept soundly at noon.

Nine cats of different colors are each slumped into a cat cake, curled up, and sleeping in various strange postures. Si Qingyan was satisfied with the reading. Although you can't pet the cat at this time, you can still suck it after a few glances.

Just as they were sleeping soundly, the wake-up bell rang.

As the only senior person in the college, Si Qingyan can set any ringtone he wants. In order to give cats the courage to face study and life in the afternoon, today’s wake-up bell is courage. Any nice ringtone becomes terrifying when amplified in decibels. Even at a normal volume, for cats with sensitive hearing, it is no less than bombarding their ears.

The cats were twitching on the bed, opening their eyes, twisting, or rubbing their eyes.

In the summer afternoon, you should turn on the air conditioner and sleep until you wake up naturally.

Isn’t there a two-hour lunch break? Why did two hours go by so fast! ! !

The curtains were cruelly opened by Si Qingyan.

The sun is so hot outside that it burns your eyes just by looking at it.

The prop used by the Three Cultural Cats to teach He Yu the last time - the ruler - was held in Si Qingyan's hand. This thing is quite handy, it makes a snapping sound when hit in the hand. Of course, Si Qingyan hit his own hand.

The most important function of nuclear weapons is deterrence, and the same is true for rulers.

"There are still twenty minutes of rest time. Students who are late will receive a small red flower."

"Where are the little red flowers?" asked General Mo, who had been silent for a long time and was not very active in class.

"Then it becomes a debt situation." Si Qingyan smiled kindly.

Soon, the cats began to solve their physiological problems. They would wipe their buttocks after going to the toilet, and their flesh pads would become pink and tender again after being wiped on a wet towel.

After that, we have to gather around the cat water fountain and meow meow to drink water.

Even though he can speak human language, he still speaks cat language occasionally.

Si Qingyan's face was expressionless, but his eyes often wandered to the cat.

Before the school bell rang, the cats were sitting in their respective seats.

Nan Qiao couldn't help but yawned.

Last night, I thought I had to go to class and couldn't play with my mobile phone freely, so I played for a while.

I'm really sleepy now. The whole cat is so sleepy that it can't stand still.

A series of yawns sounded.

Cats yawn, pose enchantingly, raise their buttocks, and sink their waists. Their bodies are full of fluids, and any position is acceptable. You don't have classes, so you can stretch your body as much as you want.

Of course Si Qingyan would not stop him, and even wanted to take a video.

It feels so good to gather a group of cats to suck them... No, it means to gather them together and suck them, it feels so good!

"Cultivation or exercise first? Raise your hands to vote."

Soon, the cats raised their paws to express that they wanted to practice first. Everyone’s opinions are unanimous!

"Today we will learn about the meridians and structures of cats. In the future, I will also talk about some common diseases and their solutions. Of course, there will also be procedures for sterilization."

It's summer when it's so hot that it's melting, but the cats feel a little cold.

"I believe you have also experienced the pain of estrus, but we can control and forcibly suppress this pain, but other ordinary wild cats cannot. Although sterilization is not the most perfect method and is very inhumane to cats, this is the current way The best way is to give birth to fewer kittens, the fewer kittens will die from various accidents after birth.”

"When you have time, you can also catch some cats and help sterilize them."

Si Qingyan smiled very gently, and the cats seemed to see black flames coming out of his back, devil horns sprouting from his head, and the devil's tail dangling behind him, making the cats' hair stand on end.

"This...this is too scary."

Nan Qiao didn't expect that he would do such a thing in the future.

"I can also spend more time to prepare a sterilization drug. That will happen in the future. It won't hurt you to learn more now."

Si Qingyan clasped his hands together and pulled them apart. A fat orange cat appeared inside, very similar to Nan Qiao.

"You're not going to try sterilization on me, are you?"

"Look, this is not Nan Qiao."

Si Qingyan let the shadow float in the air and motioned for everyone to look at its tail. This cat's tail is pure white in color, which is indeed different from Nan Qiao.

Nan Qiao's beard curled up and down, and he wanted to say something, but was unable to complain.

"Today we will only learn structure." Si Qingyan said.

When the cats heard this, their expressions lightened.

Si Qingyan immediately added:

"There will still be a lot of time in the future."

The cats' smiles gradually disappeared.

This cat phantom was indeed created based on Nan Qiao. Si Qingyan tried out the exercises on Nan Qiao and simulated various simplified versions, which made him very familiar with Nan Qiao's body structure. Maybe Nan Qiao doesn't understand his own body as well as Si Qingyan.

As soon as Si Qingyan raised his hand, the cat's shadow was divided into nine parts, one for each cat. When they touched a part, they could get specific information and a detailed introduction.

Si Qingyan planned to break the whole body into parts first and let them learn slowly. After they mastered the parts they were assigned, they would then exchange body parts with each other, and finally put the whole body together, recite and take exams, and wait until they were familiar with it. , you can start learning more complex cultivation techniques.

Compared with the morning class, this kind of rote learning is boring.

At first I was still memorizing it carefully, but then the cat closed its eyes.

The contract will not spare any kitten.

When sleepiness gradually accumulates to a certain level, the ecstasy electric shock will be automatically activated.

To Si Qingyan's surprise, the first person to be electrocuted was not Nan Qiao, but the taciturn General Mo.

On the surface, he looked down at the cat parts, very seriously, but in fact, he had closed his eyes for a long time. This explosion immediately made him completely awake. Still silent.

When the other cats were awakened by the sound of electricity, they saw General Mo turned into a black hedgehog cat ball.

General Mo exhaled a turbid breath and whispered:

"This electric shock feels just as Nan Qiao said."

"Good brother." Nan Qiao patted General Mo's shoulder, and soon his hair exploded because of static electricity.

Nan Qiao was fat to begin with, and after the hair exploded, one cat was as wide as the other two cats. It was almost the difference between SSS and S.

"General Mo, you slept in class, deduct a little red flower."

Suddenly, everyone looked at General Mo with sympathy.

At the same time, General Mo made up his mind that he must rise up and get more little red flowers!

On such a wonderful afternoon, they should have had a sweet dream with the flavor of mint soda, but they could only stare at Nan Qiao's body in a daze.

General Mo stretched out his cat paw and touched the cat parts he was assigned.

It was not that he did not want to learn well, but because the parts he was assigned were too strange.

The round and chubby shape always made him compare it with the real Nan Qiao. It turned out that Nan Qiao... looked like this there.

"Cat's butt: There is a lot of meat and thick hair, and there is a lot of fat accumulation. It seems easy to touch, but it is easy to anger the cat. It is not recommended to touch this part."

"The above the cat's butt, a little before the tail, is a sensitive part of the cat. If the action is appropriate, the cat can scream with pleasure and go straight to the sky..."

General Mo's expression gradually became strange.

This introduction... seems a bit weird.

"The internal structure is more important." Si Qingyan quickly pointed out that General Mo's thinking direction was wrong.

Si Qingyan filled in so much objective information completely out of the need to convey knowledge. How could General Mo think wrongly? I didn't expect that he looked like a cat on the surface, but his thoughts were very evil behind the scenes.

After the training class, Si Qingyan was merciful and gave the cats half an hour to digest what they had.

There were cat biscuits all over the floor.

Some of them slept so deeply that they were snoring.

During class, in order not to repeat the same mistakes, the cats tried their best to memorize. After class, they relaxed and fell asleep instantly.

This was when Si Qingyan showed off his skills.

They slept so deeply that they seemed to be unaware of the outside world.

Si Qingyan picked up one and stroked it from head to tail, not even sparing the pads.

The feeling of sucking cats up close was so wonderful!

After sucking enough of this cat, Si Qingyan picked up another one and stroked it to his heart's content!

This slick body was soft and furry, and this soft and tender cat paw was so cute when it was poked and shrunk!

Seeing that the time was almost up, Si Qingyan immediately put the cat down and sat up straight.

The bell rang again.

Low pressure enveloped the entire classroom.

This moment was so painful.

It's time for another damn class! Why is this class so damn much!

Ah Yun noticed cat hair on the corner of Si Qingyan's robe, but couldn't figure out why.

"It's time for physical education class. We'll be dismissed after this class."

The cats got excited when they heard the word "dismissal".

Can't they play with their phones at night?

Soon, the cats were stunned when they saw the small treadmills placed side by side.

Why are there so many of them at once when there weren't any just now?

"Due to venue issues, these instruments are only available during physical education classes. If you like sports, you can apply to me for the right to use the equipment."

"Let's run three kilometers today."

This distance is not really long.

"Dean, if I run very fast, can I leave school after I finish running!" Nan Qiao said sweetly.

"Yes." Si Qingyan has always been an easy-going dean.

After Nan Qiao became proficient in the operation of the treadmill, he quickly adjusted it to the fastest speed.

The other cats walked fast and slow, walking on the treadmill with cat steps, elegant and flexible.

General Mo also adjusted to the fastest speed like Nan Qiao. His four legs moved very fast, like a black lightning, leaving only an afterimage. In this regard, General Mo has a big advantage. When he was under the Forbidden City, General Mo would exercise continuously while other cats were addicted to their mobile phones.

Cats have short legs, and the treadmill is made according to the running characteristics of humans. This speed is a challenge for General Mo, and a torture for Nan Qiao.

At first, Nan Qiao was still trying to kick his legs, but soon he was too fat, too tired, and had no strength, and his legs were weak, so he fell on the treadmill.

He might be wearing Pinru's clothes. His two front paws tightly grasped the sides of the treadmill, his buttocks were raised, and his hind legs were still trying to run with the rhythm.

"Help me, help me, choose a slower one."

Nan Qiao was about to die.

The enthusiastic crowd Si Qingyan helped him adjust to the slowest speed, and Nan Qiao stood up again, upright, with his two front paws holding the front end of the treadmill, and his hind legs walking enchantingly along the tracks.

Si Qingyan wanted to take a video.

How wonderful!

After finding that it was actually a bit easier, the other cats followed suit.

Having something to hold on to in front made it easier.

Si Qingyan did not stop him.

It was also wonderful to exercise the two hind legs. If they were all used to walking upright, he could add more sports to the physical education class, such as barbells, tandem bicycles, yoga... If he had a rich imagination, he could come up with anything.

The cats who were running desperately didn't know what would happen in the future, but they were still panicking.

If they had known earlier, they should have collectively refused when Si Qingyan said what kind of school to open!!!

Nan Qiao ran and ran, and felt that he had run very far. When he saw the remaining distance, he couldn't help crying in the wind.

Life finally took action against me, a little kitten.

The Prime Minister Cat and the Queen Mother Cat, who were a little old and had seen too many storms, looked at each other and sighed together.

These days are hard!

After a "life is not easy cat sigh", the three-kilometer task was completed one by one.

In fact, the cats present were very young. Even the Queen Mother Cat and the Prime Minister Cat, the bodies they used were no more than three years old. The voice changes with the soul. As long as they are assimilated by the cat body, they can gain more cat abilities and practice faster and better.

General Mo was the first to finish the run, and Si Qingyan awarded him a small red flower. Before, he was rewarded with one flower for serious meetings and deducted one flower for sleeping in class. General Mo still only had one small red flower.

The cats all ate a lot for dinner.

Si Qingyan didn't control their food intake. After practicing the technique, their food intake will become even bigger. Eating a lot is never a problem, and it's not that they can't afford it, but getting fat is a big problem.

"Are you tired?" At the dinner table, Si Qingyan took off his glasses and looked very friendly and easy-going.

"Tired!"

"Too tired!"

"I've never run so far before! Can you meow less tomorrow..."

The cats were very honest. And they wanted to make Si Qingyan soft-hearted and reduce the amount of exercise by meowing, rubbing his legs, etc.

"I have an ancestral temple with massage skills, which specializes in treating fatigue symptoms after exercise. Does anyone want to try it?"

The most servile Nan Qiao took the lead and volunteered to run to Si Qingyan and asked:

"Is it charged?"

Si Qingyan thought for two seconds and said:

"Today is a trial period, free of charge. You can see the effect first. If it works, I will think carefully about how to set the price."

"Then make one for me."

Nan Qiao grabbed the corner of Si Qingyan's robe.

Si Qingyan reached out and picked him up.

What a fat orange cat! This body, this color, pet him! Pet him!

Si Qingyan used a little spiritual power and began to pet the cat indulgently.

After some practice, he has learned how to pet a cat. His hands are flexible, and the strength is sometimes light and sometimes heavy, which can make Nan Qiao relax as much as possible. The other cats looked at the pair of white jade, well-defined and slender hands, which appeared and disappeared in Nan Qiao's orange fur.

"Meow meow meow~"

Nan Qiao made a satisfied cat cry.

The strong sense of happiness overflowing from the cat's cry made the other entangled cats moved.

It looks... really comfortable...

Nan Qiao wouldn't deliberately call like this to flatter the dean, right?

The cats communicated with each other with their eyes, and finally decided to let General Mo go.

If it was really comfortable, General Mo would wag his tail three times after the job was done. If it was not comfortable, he would wag it once, just for the sake of courtesy.

Even if they can't gossip secretly, the cats with tacit understanding can achieve their goals through eye contact.

Si Qingyan gave Nan Qiao a massage and then stopped.

Nan Qiao collapsed on the cat mat, with happiness, satisfaction, and comfort on his face. He didn't move, feeling that he had reached the peak, his whole body was light and warm, as if he was sleeping in the clouds.

"Who else wants to come?" Si Qingyan asked.

General Mo came out.

Although General Mo was not as fat as Nan Qiao, he was still a little fat cat, and there was a lot of soft meat on his body.

Si Qingyan was not picky at all, picked up General Mo, and immediately stroked him. When General Mo was touched, he was still thinking, sure enough... sure enough, it feels good when that place is touched! Fortunately, the dean doesn't like to pinch cat balls, otherwise he would really be embarrassed.

Si Qingyan was very satisfied after successfully stroking a cat with the ancestral massage technique.

General Mo's self-control was much better than Nan Qiao's. He did find that his body, which had become tired due to running, recovered instantly and became very comfortable, which made people very nostalgic.

So General Mo shook his tail three times.

Other cats expressed their desire to experience the ancestral massage technique.

Si Qingyan accepted all the requests and came one by one. After the treatment was completed, it was already dark.

The cats also had to take a bath and blow their hair. When he finished, it was almost ten o'clock.

The mobile phones were sent back one by one, and the usage time was controlled according to the number of small red flowers.

The cats performed very well today. Each cat had at least one small red flower, which meant that they could play for at least half an hour.

On weekdays, they played with their mobile phones all the time, not knowing how precious it was. After a day of class, they picked up their mobile phones and showed expressions of treasure.

Ayun looked at her Taobao store, chatted with customers, and took care of her Weibo account. The remaining time was enough to watch a movie at twice the speed, and she planned to watch it with other cats.

Rong Fei read the comments of fans under her songs and read them with relish. She took the class seriously and wanted to transform, then go to offline concerts to meet more fans. She wanted to sing for more people. Perhaps because she was raised in seclusion during her childhood and adolescence, and then entered the palace, she knew very few people and her emotions were extremely dry, which almost became a regret that could never be made up in her heart. She wanted to use her beauty to commit crimes, let everyone know her name, and let herself appear on countless screens. As long as she could transform, her dream would come true.

Although staying at home was comfortable, she preferred the vast world.

Therefore, Nan Qiao and Ayun were a pair, and she had already withdrawn many times.

Nan Qiao and General Mo played games as usual. Since they had different numbers of red flowers, they played their own games instead of the same one.

Nan Qiao returned to being a rookie and was reported crazily. He gave his opponent heads at every turn and made his opponent fat and strong with his selfless dedication.

General Mo was addicted to drawing cards. After spending money, he drew dozens of cards, but he never got what he wanted. When Si Qingyan's mind swept over him, he could still hear him muttering in a low voice:

"It shouldn't be, am I a black cat now, my face is too dark, so I am particularly unlucky and can't draw anything?"

Not to mention, Si Qingyan felt that he had some truth.

The champion cat and the prime minister cat were eagerly reading online novels, fantasy, supernatural, immortal cultivation, and otherworldly, the huge world was slowly unfolding. The censor cat was also reading books, but he was reading famous works from various countries.

The queen mother cat and the toffee cat were watching TV series and browsing Taobao respectively, and they didn't realize how fast time passed.

Si Qingyan leisurely took out his phone, drew a card, and instantly got an SSR.

He finally resisted the urge to take a screenshot and send it to General Mo.

Sure enough, he is a good person.

"Time is up. The cat with a little red flower, hand in your phone."

Si Qingyan began to knock on the door of the boys' dormitory.

Only General Mo had the least little red flowers.

The door had been locked, and the cat inside seemed to be struggling to death.

"Is the lock broken? I'll fix it."

"No, no, no need. I'll open the door right away."

After a minute or two, General Mo opened the door and handed in his phone dejectedly.

He seemed to have lost all hope, and the whole cat had aged ten years.

Fortunately, the day was very fulfilling, he lay on the bed and decided to sleep.

But the noise of Nan Qiao playing games kept him awake.

"Nan Qiao, put on headphones."

"Okay." Nan Qiao followed suit, put on Bluetooth headphones, and turned off the lights by the way.

"Zhuangyuan, Prime Minister, Censor, is it okay to turn off the lights?" Nan Qiao asked.

"No, let's use night mode to save power." The top scholar, the prime minister, and the censor all thought it was ok.

The dormitory lights were turned off, but the light from the mobile phones was more obvious.

General Mo closed his eyes and tried to count sheep to sleep.

He didn't fall asleep for a long time. When he opened his eyes again, the four cats were still playing with their phones.

General Mo felt sour.

He covered his head with a small quilt and started counting mobile phones this time, one mobile phone, two mobile phones, three mobile phones...

He counted to two thousand mobile phones, but still didn't fall asleep.

Si Qingyan came in again and took away the mobile phones of the three cultural cats.

Nan Qiao had the last half an hour left.

Si Qingyan asked him if he wanted to keep it for tomorrow, and Nan Qiao said he just wanted to spend all the little red flowers!

Now the cats who couldn't sleep in the boys' dormitory have changed from one to four, and only Nan Qiao is still addicted to games.

General Mo didn't say anything, and the other cats didn't say anything either. They all waited for Nan Qiao's time to run out.

After just two rounds of games, Nan Qiao's phone was also taken away.

The five cats chatted casually for a few words and soon fell asleep.

Sometimes playing with the phone is not because you can't sleep. It's because you can't sleep because you play with the phone.

The cats in the girls' dormitory went to bed earlier, perhaps because they were not addicted to things that required special investment. In fact, they are also changing in this direction.

When Si Qingyan took away the toffee cat's phone, she heard the shy cat whispered:

"Longlong, mom loves you!"

Si Qingyan knew that she was not calling him. This familiar tone, it seems that the toffee cat has become a star-chasing girl. The future that cannot be separated from the phone will not be too far away.

As the night fell, the phones of the nine cats were taken back. Si Qingyan charged them one by one and then went to check the room.

The cats were tired all day and slept soundly.

Si Qingyan slightly raised the air conditioner temperature to ensure that they would not feel hot before returning to his room.

He could not stay in this world forever and guard these cats until the end of their lives. Now we can only teach more things, using the cramming method, so that cats can quickly learn to gain a foothold and integrate into human society.

There are still many things to teach, and now is not the time to be sentimental. Si Qingyan recalled the touch of the cats and finally showed a satisfied smile.

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Thanks to the little angels who cast the tyrant votes or irrigated the nutrient solution for me~

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Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!