Chapter 512 The Weirdest Dog Food in History
No matter how many people guessed it, they never expected that the first thing Wang Shen did when he opened the blog was to spread dog food.
Crazy, totally crazy.
Liu Li, who was doing the final rehearsal before going on stage in the theater, had just determined a moving line and was about to take a drink of water when the senior sisters suddenly rushed up to him screaming.
"Liu Li Liu Li, look at Weibo!"
"Your boyfriend shows his love in public and declares his relationship officially!"
"Wow, wow, I'm so excited, look, look, look!"
"ah?"
Liu Li took the phone in a daze, sat down on the spot, and read the blog post.
After reading it word by word, the corners of his mouth slowly opened and raised, but tears filled his big eyes.
"Hey, Xiao Liuli, why are you crying?"
"That's right, Wang Yan is so romantic. If it were me, I would have to perform at least a 360-degree somersault and splits for you before I fainted from laughter..."
"Look at the comments, they are all crazy, tsk tsk, now, you are beating up the happiest and most hated girl in China!"
Indeed, the comments section was filled with screams and cries.
"Ahhhhhhh! Husband, I'm stuck!"
"No! I don't believe it!"
"Illusion, everything is an illusion..."
"Who is that? Let me count to three and let go of my boyfriend right away!"
The little girls who refused to accept the reality were yelling and screaming, probably not trying to save anything, but just to vent.
Others started to make jokes.
"That's right, it's time to let you know...my nickname is Thirty Thousand!"
"I am forty thousand!"
"I'm Erbing!"
"Everyone upstairs, get out of here, the evidence is here!"
The little girl posted half of her ID card photo on her Weibo, and she received over a thousand likes, comments and retweets in an instant - Oh my god! It turns out there are people named San and Wan!
Countless comments started with the same sentence:
"Son, what do your parents think?"
Zhen Sanwan himself was very proud: "I once deeply doubted my life experience, but now, everything has the answer... My father has already paved the way for me to become a princess!"
"puff!"
She burst into laughter, and then the little girl gained fans like crazy, feeling very happy.
After that, the nymphos began to split up.
"The man is so handsome and romantic. Oh my god, I'm as drunk as a dog!"
"Too sweet? Woohoo, this is the most delicious dog food I have ever eaten!"
"From today on, I will be addicted to Wang San CP. You little bitches, please stop thinking about my male idol!"
"Hey! What the hell is Wang San CP?!"
"Wang Shen is really awesome. I don't even know how to describe it. He is too decisive, too boyfriend-minded, and too domineering..."
"Wang Shen, thank you for showing up. Because of you, I began to believe in the existence of God."
"It just sweetens my girlish heart. When will someone say this to me? Woohoo, I feel so pitiful..."
"Upstairs, looking at your selfie, I think there should be more than one person who has confessed to you, but they are not as handsome, humorous, generous, rich, and rich as Wangshen..."
"Seconded!"
"I would like to call Wang Shen the number one romantic, the god of flirtation!"
The female users are one-sided carnival taking advantage of the opportunity, and most of them are immersed in the surface emotions of the text.
The male users who are not fans are more shocked and shocked.
"Nima...is this person?"
"The moment I saw the hypothesis, I had a hunch, but I really didn't expect that Wang Shen could actually launch a counterattack in such an inhumane way..."
"God-like Young Master Wang, brothers, I will kneel down first to show my respect!"
"Wait a minute, can someone please explain it to me? Why can't I understand it?"
"Hypothesis, fantasy, existence of God...the keywords are all slapped in your face, don't you understand?"
"Um...does it matter?"
"Western economics is a discipline based on several basic assumptions. Those assumptions are the cornerstone of all subsequent theories."
"Yes, the first core assumption: everyone is economic man."
"What is economic man?"
"It's just like what Wang Shen said! Everyone has insatiable desires, and at the same time is absolutely rational and pursues the maximization of personal interests."
"What's the point of being tired of feet? I'm not tired of it, I have a fetish for feet..."
“Insatiable = greedy and never satisfied.”
"so?"
"Utopian theology! There are so many economic trolls nowadays, isn't it because of Wang Shen's comments?!"
Some people who finally realized it suddenly turned around and looked at Wang Yan's "confession" and were completely shocked.
"Holy shit! Isn't that awesome?!"
"I'm sure, Wang Shen's brain and my brain are not the same structure..."
"I just drank CP for a long time, it was so sweet, now you tell me it was a cannon?!"
"Girl, firing the cannon won't affect your ability to eat dog food. The two are integrated."
"Niubi, Niubi is right here!"
"Thank you for showing up. Because of you, I began to believe in the existence of God - that word "God" is so on point!"
"This should be the most powerful love story of the year. My girlfriend is so beautiful, my female fans are so damn good, I'll beat those shameless economists to death, and I'll be shocked to death by people like me... Wow!!!!"
Amidst the overwhelming beeps of Wangshenniu, the topic of confession has once again begun to hit the top of the hot search list.
Then at a certain moment when everyone was shouting crazily, forwarding crazily, and replying crazily...
With a click, Weibo collapsed.
At the same time, He Miaomiao's mentality also collapsed.
This princess has been worrying about you for four or five days, checking Weibo every day to read relevant information, wishing she could personally spend money to hire a navy army, but the result is this? !
It happened to be the first day of school, and Fang Qingwan was chatting with her baby daughter about the family's shortcomings when she saw the Weibo post.
"Tsk, tsk, the relationship between this child and her girlfriend is really good..."
Parents who really know how to communicate will never say anything like "That kid is not good enough for you." Belittling the person their daughter likes is the wrong way to dissuade her.
Who hasn’t been young and rebellious?
The more derogatory it is, the more troublesome it is.
Just like Fang Qingwan, cutting flesh with a soft knife is the most demoralizing thing to do.
He Miaomiao's mouth tightened, and her big eyes were instantly covered with mist.
She really didn't want to cry, but she couldn't help feeling aggrieved.
As a truly proud girl, watching the dog she likes confess her love to her love rival in such a sensational way in public was her biggest setback so far.
If the mother was not here, the eldest lady would probably cry bitterly.
However, the situation was just the opposite. He Miaomiao's stubbornness was suddenly aroused. She gritted her teeth to hold back her tears and typed a blessing.
[She can’t be your final destination, let’s wait and see! 】
Fruit Princess’s ID is a bit popular on Weibo, and it quickly became popular.
However, no one is sure whether Wang Yan will see it or when he will see it.
…
Huaqingyuan, Bauhinia Apartments.
Duanmu Chuge came out of the shower, changed his clothes, and got ready to go out.
Today is the weekend, and Wang Yibo organized a small-scale gathering of the second generation of the mining province.
Wang Gongzi's father, Wang Yubao, has officially taken over the position of the group's eldest brother. Today, Wang Yibo is theoretically the number one son of Gujiao.
Even though Duanmu Chuge didn't need to fear or please Wang Yibo, it was his first time to play a game and it was a normal social gathering, so there was no reason not to give him face.
As soon as I put on my coat, suddenly, Little A, who was sleeping with me, screamed.
"Oh my God! Wang Shen is so romantic!"
Huh? !
What did Wang Yan do again?
Duanmu Chuge's movement suddenly stopped, and before he could react, another girl who was sleeping with him, Little B, immediately pounced on him.
"What's the situation? Is there any excitement again?"
Little C looked at the book without moving, but still interjected: "Can you be a little more reserved like a top student at Huaqing University? Are you acting like a star-chasing little girl every day?"
"Tch! Huaqing girls don't get married?"
"I am paying attention to the debates in the economics community, not because I am greedy for the body of a male god..."
Little C curled his lips: "You two are so embarrassing. Look at Chu Ge, how cold and cold he is. A goddess should have this kind of attitude!"
Duanmu Chuge immediately raised his chin and nodded coldly.
Then, he turned around and hurried out of the bedroom door.
Little A asked from behind: "Hey, Chu Ge, are you going out?"
Just pretend you didn't hear it.
Sorry sister, I feel itchy and in a hurry!
The person who came to pick her up was not her brother Duanmu Qinwu, but Wang Yibo - he happened to be studying in the graduate school, very close to her.
"Hello, Brother Wang!"
As soon as Duanmu Chuge got in the car, he simply said hello, immediately took out his mobile phone, and couldn't wait to open Weibo.
"Sister, what are you doing in such a hurry?" Wang Yibo asked with a smile.
"Wang Yan seems to have responded. I'm curious. Let's take a look." Duanmu Chuge replied without even raising his head.
A hint of surprise flashed in Wang Yibo's eyes, and he immediately patted his younger brother who was about to drive, indicating not to rush, and then took out his mobile phone.
"You have to take a look. Mr. Wang has been too arrogant to us recently..."
A group of people over there were waiting for the protagonist to go to the banquet. As a result, Mr. Wang was not in a hurry at all, and he and Chu Ge lowered their heads and started scrolling on Weibo.
a long time……
"Fuck!"
Wang Yibo sighed and was stunned.
Duanmu Chuge bit his lower lip gently, his expression uncertain.
When the party started, everyone gathered together, chatted and started eating and drinking. After a while, the topic turned to Wang Yan again.
"Hey, brothers and sisters, have you heard about Mr. Wang?"
"Young Master Wang is really popular recently. No celebrity is as popular as Mr. Wang."
"It's a pity that Mr. Wang is not in the imperial capital and can't come..."
As soon as he heard Wang Yan's name, Duanmu Chuge immediately looked at He Meng subconsciously. He Meng also happened to look up and smiled at her.
Little bitch, why are you showing off to me?
He has a girlfriend, it’s official!
In fact, Duanmu Chuge felt quite unhappy. It was not that he really liked Wang Yan so much that he could not help himself - it was not me who only hated the scenery.
Especially when they talk about thirty thousand.
"That girl named Sanwan is Mr. Wang's girlfriend in Diwu, right? Have any of you seen her?"
"They seem to be classmates of Qin Wu and Yinyin?"
All eyes turned around, Duanmu Qinwu's face was twitching, and his heart was bleeding.
"Um...I'm not very familiar with..."
After subconsciously clearing it up, he looked at Li Yunyin nervously.
Naturally, Li Yunyin would not expose him. She smiled and nodded: "She is from the same class as mine. Her real name is Liu Li. She is a very sweet and cute girl."
Although they had never been friends and had the unpleasant experience of being "cheated" by her prospective boyfriend, Li Yunyin's majesty was fully revealed at this moment.
Another girl at the same table said in envy: "What does it mean to reach the sky in one step? That girl is it."
"That's right! Mr. Wang is so outstanding in every aspect. I seriously doubt that Liu Li is worthy of Mr. Wang!"
"He is the universal male god. He can compete with Wang Siming. If he really wants to be serious, how many girls can be worthy of him?"
"Mengmeng can definitely do it!"
He Meng waved his hand hurriedly: "Don't push me too hard. Wang Yan is dedicated and responsible. His relationship is good."
The words are beautiful, but anyone familiar with He Meng can find that her mood is not high.
Not only her, but none of the three flowers in the gathering were in a high mood.
Wang Yibo was the most astute and tactful and was the first to notice.
Normally, he would have calmly changed the topic, but today, the conversation was strangely high.
"The first time I saw Wang Yan, I even thought he was a little follower who came with Da Tou to eat and drink. But what happened? A real dragon curled up and basked in the sun...
Now the flying dragon is in the sky. When I first heard about it, it felt very sudden. But when I think about it carefully, it seems like it should be like this.
People who are awesome will always be awesome, and you can't hide them.
I don’t know what you think, but I am proud of you anyway.
It’s not that we want to help Mr. Wang, the key is to really make our instigator look good!
I have been chatting with classmates and friends in the past two days. As soon as they heard that I knew Mr. Wang, they immediately stood in awe, gave a thumbs up and said, "You guys are awesome!"
Come on, brothers and sisters, let’s drink to Mr. Wang!
When he comes to the imperial capital again, I will be responsible for inviting him out. Let's all get together again and let's listen to Wang Shao personally tell the whole story in person! "
"Good!"
"cheers!"
Everyone agreed with great enthusiasm.
Although they are not very familiar with each other, Wang Yan, who created such a big scene, seems to be the spokesperson of the second generation of Gujiao.
The thought of climbing up lingers in everyone's mind.
Even Wang Yibo, the first son with pure blood, is no exception.
When it comes to money and power, Wang Yan is still not top-notch, and everyone knows that.
However, to be a leader, you don’t need to be the richest or most powerful, you just need to be convincing.
Now, from top to bottom, the second-generation Gujiao circle, who think highly of themselves, are convinced.
…
"Yao Yao, do you have a photo of your sister-in-law?"
The little fairy He Xiaolu quietly poked Zhang Yao and asked angrily.
Zhang Yao rolled her eyes fiercely: "Don't call her sister-in-law! I don't recognize her!"
Xiaolu was overjoyed and hugged Zhang Yao's neck: "Good sister! I knew you would turn to me! When I come to power and become your sister-in-law..."
"Hey hey hey!"
Zhang Yao pulled He Xiaolu away in disgust and sneered.
"Stop thinking about beautiful things! What I don't recognize is a barking dog. I don't have that kind of brother!"
"ha?!"
The deer was confused.
The New Year is not far away at this time, and classmate Yaoyao is still upset——
During the Chinese New Year, Wang Yan asked others to give out red envelopes for half the night, and then agreed to give her 10,000 yuan as a gift, and then sold Zhang Yao to her mother...
Is it something humans did? !
After understanding the crux of the problem, Xiaolu decisively took out his small wallet: "Isn't it just pocket money? Buy whatever you want to eat, my sister-in-law will take care of it!"
Zhang Yao slapped her forehead and sighed: "Psycho! How could you be obsessed with him? Such a dog..."
Xiao Lu immediately took back his wallet and immediately turned his face: "You are not allowed to insult my idol! Do you believe that I am in a hurry with you?"
Zhang Yao was going crazy and asked frantically: "What do you like about him?"
The little fairy's expression immediately turned serious, and only her eyes were shining brightly.
"You don't understand how grateful I am for your brother's appearance. Because of your brother, I began to believe in the existence of God."
"puff!"
Zhang Yao really vomited blood.
"Get out! No... crawl for me!"
I pushed the clingy little deer away and picked up my phone, only to see the rows of words "Because of you, I started to believe in the existence of God" that flooded the screen again. Suddenly, my whole body felt bad.
You dog, you big liar!
Brother Dog, the big liar, realized that something was not going well.
Just after posting on Weibo, Xiao Gongju went back to his room because he was "not feeling well".
Nawu pouted and followed.
Lin Pingzhi never sent any message.
The new girl, who would normally communicate in a timely manner, remained silent for 30 minutes.
He Miaomiao didn't block it, but it was even scarier - Wang Yan saw her comment.
Following the click, I discovered something even more horrifying - Liu Li paid attention to her out of nowhere!
It’s Ma Zhao, and then the little annoying guy keeps sending harassing messages...
MMP, embattled on all sides? !
To be honest, Brother Gou would rather argue with anyone than deal with this situation.
However, the posted blog post cannot be taken back, and the influence that is about to explode will not be transferred by anyone's will.
That’s right, even if Weibo’s server was down, it didn’t count as an explosion. It was the morning of the 1st that really exploded.