The Dog-Licking Villain only Wants to Live in Obscurity, but the Heroine Doesn't Follow the Routine!

Chapter 395 Good Elixir Must Be Chewed Dry

The King of Cycling appears again, standing on a high place, "Stop fighting! Don't fight!"

The two groups looked up and shouted angrily at the same time, "Hand over the treasure!"

The King of Cycling shouted, "Damn it! If you want a baby, just listen to me!"

Long Aotian opened his eyes wide, "You dare to scold me!?"

The rider said angrily, "My life is almost gone now, what should I be afraid of?!"

Long Aotian was stunned and thought to himself.

If you can't save your life alone, why should you be afraid of you?

He softened his tone and said, "Cheqi, the misunderstanding between us can be completely eliminated. As long as you give me the elixir, our matter will be wiped out!"

Huo Wendong said, "Don't listen to him. He has not taken enough advantage. He will take revenge even if he suffers any loss. Give me the elixir, and I guarantee that you can leave here alive."

The King of Chariots and Cavalry asked, "Am I leaving here alive? Can I still be alive if I leave here?"

The Riding King took out two "elixirs".

"The things are in my hand! One is real, one is fake, one is Longjinghumeng Pills, and the other is dog...wolfberry health pills. Each of you can choose one, but you have to give me the antidote first. !”

Long Aotian and Huo Wendong, you look at me, I look at you.

"How do we know if it's true or false?" Huo Wendong asked, "Didn't you say it's the Night Pearl?"

"Lu Chengwen lied to me before. This is either a luminous pearl or a pill!"

"Bullshit..." Huo Wendong muttered in a low voice, "Elixirs are just pills, give them to me! I'll give you the antidote!"

The Rider King said, "Mr. Huo, you beat me and fed me poison. I won't hold you responsible for this. I'll give you one pill today. Is it a Long Jing Hu Meng Pill? It depends on your luck. Give me the antidote. I'll give it to you." I don’t want your 200 million. The outcome depends on luck. From now on, we won’t owe each other anything, how about that?”

Huo Wendong wanted to curse, but when he thought of the actual situation, Long Aotian was watching eagerly from the side, so he had no choice but to say, "Okay! Give me the elixir, and we can cancel it all."

"There are two pills. You choose one."

Long Aotian was anxious: "Cheqi, do you dare to disobey my order!?"

"Young Master! At this point, I just want to live. You can also choose one, yes or no, it depends on your luck. But no matter yes or no, you have to give me the antidote first. After that, we will each We owe each other, and everyone goes his own way. If you agree, forget it, but if you don’t, you’ll be thrown out!”

Long Aotian had no choice but to say, "Okay! I promise you!"

The King of Cycling shouted, “Give me the antidote first!”

"No!" Huo Wendong said, "How do I know if you are playing tricks with us!?"

The Rider King said, "Now, the three of us can only trust each other. The two groups of you, six masters in total, will beat me to death in minutes! Your trump card is elixir, and my trump card is life! I will take mine." Are you kidding me about fate?"

Long Aotian glanced at Qi Meishao, who nodded, took out a pill and threw it up, "This is the antidote."

The King of Riders took it and swallowed it without hesitation for a second.

"Young master, please be happy! You choose the elixir first!"

"Wait!" Huo Wendong also quickly took out a pill and threw it up.

The King of Riders took two pills of the antidote in succession and choked.

After a long time, he patted his chest and said, "Okay! Both big shots are very trustworthy. Now you can choose, left-hand or right-hand?"

Before the two of them could reply, the King of Chariots and Cavalry suddenly threw down the two pills and said, "Share it among yourselves!"

After saying that, he turned around and ran away.

Long Aotian and the Skynet masters took action at the same time. Everyone wanted to grab both of them, but they only managed to grab one.

As soon as the two groups landed, they stared at each other.

They each thought about it and realized that if they really fought, they might not have a chance of winning.

Moreover, the elixir in his hand should be guarded first, maybe it is real.

Long Aotian didn't want to offend Huo Wendong to death, and Huo Wendong was also afraid of Long Aotian's combat effectiveness.

Huo Wendong smiled and said, "Brother Aotian, I think we don't have to fight. Who is more powerful and who is better? It all depends on luck."

Long Aotian sneered, "Okay, I've offended a lot of people today. We are gentlemen and don't hurt our feelings. The cooperation will continue. As for the elixir, everyone depends on their luck."

"Farewell!"

"Farewell!"

Lu Chengwen watched happily from the side and saw them retreating.

She was so excited that she slapped her head on the lawn. "Shiyin, you go back now. I really want to know the answer. I want to see if my senior brother eats dog shit, or if he eats dog shit."

Luo Shiyin smiled and hit Lu Chengwen, "You are so bad."

Lu Chengwen turned over and pressed her on the grass, kissed her for a long time, and pinched Luo Shiyin's little face, "I will get you back sooner or later."

Luo Shiyin blushed and said, "Keep your word."

"Go and watch my senior brother eat shit."

The king of chariots and horses ran for more than ten miles before he stopped. He was out of breath.

Run your internal energy for a while and exhale, "Okay, three parts of the poison have been cured. Two parts have been cured. Hey! Mr. Lu still has a way. It would have been nice to get one pill, but now I can get it with just two pills of shit." The antidote is so wonderful!"

The Rider King turned around and saw Jiang Xiaohou, standing with his back to him. He turned his head and showed that weird smile.

The King of Riders was stunned: "This, this, this, this..."

Jiang Xiaohou turned around and walked up to him slowly, "You can't cure my poison. If you can't kill Lu Chengwen, you will die."

The King of Riders cried and knelt on the ground, "Fairy! I beg you, aren't you Lu Chengwen's sister? Why do you want to kill him? Besides, I can't kill him! I'm covered in bruises now, and my strength is severely damaged. Moreover, Lu Chengwen has more than a dozen of the top four sects under his command, and Hua Xuening alone is troublesome enough, I really can’t do it!"

Jiang Xiaohou nodded, "In this case, there is no point in keeping you."

boom!

The Rider King flew directly out and lost consciousness in mid-air.

Let’s talk about Huo Wendong first.

Huo Wendong was sitting in the car, still very nervous: "Accelerate, accelerate, accelerate! Quick, quick! No one is following you, right?"

Bangdaomang was also very nervous: "Don't worry, young master, I didn't find any car following us."

"We'll talk about it when we get back! We'll talk about it when we get back!"

When he got home, he dismissed the servants and returned to his study with Bang Daomang.

He immediately took out the small cloth bag and opened it carefully. The two looked at each other and both smiled.

Bang Daomang said, "Master, I think the real Dragon Spirit Tiger Pill must be in your hands. Who is Long Aotian? Can he compare his luck with you?"

Huo Wendong smiled, "I guess you can talk."

He carefully pinched the elixir inside and took it out. He put his two heads together and looked at the elixir.

Huo Wendong "The texture is pretty good!"

Bangdaomang "There are fingerprints on it."

Huo Wendong "It tastes a bit weird."

Bang Daomang "All good things are weird."

Huo Wendong tilted his head, "The shape is not very regular."

Bondaomang "Smell it."

Huo Wendong nodded, slowly brought the "elixir" to his nose, and took a whiff.

Ouch——!

Huo Wendong felt that his head was buzzing, and his hand holding the elixir immediately stretched out, wishing he could be two miles away from the elixir.

"What's wrong, Master?"

Huo Wendong's eyes were filled with stars. He was disgusted for a long time and said with difficulty, "Why does it smell so bad!? Damn it, I've been cheated!"

Bang Daomang clapped his hands, "Congratulations, Master! Congratulations, Master! Master, your illness is cured! It's cured!"

"Ah? What do you say?"

Bang Daomang's eyes shone with excitement, "Master, think about it, there are two pills, one is Long Jing Hu Meng Pill, what is the other one?"

"What the... wolfberry health pills!"

"Yes! Does this pill taste like wolfberry?"

"It smells like shit."

"So?" Bangdaomang guided excitedly.

Huo Wendong's eyes also lit up: "This one, no

It’s wolfberry! "

"yeah--!"

The master and servant were very excited and ran around the room.

Huo Wendong held the elixir in his hands and burst into tears of excitement: "Long Aotian, you are such a bastard, how dare you compete with me for luck? Go ahead and take your wolfberry health pills! This one is shocking to the world." , weeping ghosts and gods, dragon essence and tiger fierce pill, hahahaha..."

Bang Daomang called, "Hello? I, Bang Daomang, want to book a table and have a large luxury box. The reception for Mr. Huo must be of the highest standard. The girls are all reserved for Mr. Huo... Those vulgar fans are left to those paupers to play with." Well, if you want high-end girls, aren't there a new batch of models... How can two be enough? Our Mr. Huo wants ten! What do you mean, Mr. Huo today is no longer the Mr. Huo he used to be. Tell them, Don’t even think about sleeping tonight, Mr. Huo will kill them!”

Huo Wendong listened proudly and pointed at him, "You guy."

Bang Daomang hung up the phone and said, "We have to let them know how powerful you are, Mr. Huo."

Bang Daomang came back and stared at the elixir, "Mr. Huo, take it!"

Huo Wendong was in trouble, "It's a bit... the taste is a bit strong."

"Hey! You are doing this...for your health! It's just one pill, and you don't have to take it every day. You have to endure it. You have to endure it."

Huo Wendong came closer and quickly moved away.

"No! It's a bit... it's a bit difficult."

"Geez, how much does this smell like? Let me smell it."

Bangdaomang took a sniff and immediately ran out and vomited.

The head is outside, the hand reaches in and keeps gesticulating, "Eat! You must eat... Wow...! Just eat it... Wow..."

Come back, wiping tears.

"Good elixirs are said to be bitter and unpalatable. The higher-grade elixirs are, the more unpalatable they are."

Huo Wendong shook his head, "You haven't figured it out yet. This is not bitter, but smelly!"

"It's better if it smells bad. Don't smell it, just...swallow it directly. No, no, no, that's wrong. Don't swallow it directly. Chew it open, crush it and then swallow it. It's easier to absorb."

"Absorb...I...absorb..."

Huo Wendong gathered up his courage, then stopped, turned around and asked, "How about I deliver it with a high-sugar drink? Otherwise it will be too difficult."

"Oh, the ingredients in high-end elixirs are very complex. If you mix them with other things, it may weaken the properties of the medicine or even turn the elixir into poison. Chew it dry!"

"Dry chew?"

"Just chew it dry!"

"But……"

"Master! Don't hesitate! This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. If Long Aotian goes back and finds out that the pills he took are wolfberry health pills, he will definitely come to us. For the Huo family, for your body, for the happiness of those girls... … Just chew it!”

Huo Wendong closed his eyes and shed two lines of tears.

Today, I worked hard.

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