The Dog-Licking Villain only Wants to Live in Obscurity, but the Heroine Doesn't Follow the Routine!

Chapter 396 Sorry, There Is a Scene

Huo Wendong has experienced many challenges in his life.

very many.

But this time the challenge was the most difficult for him, and the determination was the most difficult for him.

Bang Daomang was beside him and cheered him up crazily.

"Eat it! Master! Eat it and you will become a man!"

Huo Wendong pinched the "elixir", turned his head and said angrily, "Am I not a man?"

"No, Master!"

"What did you say!?"

"No, I said no, Master, I am not saying that Master, you are not a man!"

"Is that so?"

"Yeah! I mean, eat it and you'll be a complete man!"

"What do you mean? I am not a complete man?"

"Master, if you have no problem, why are we still working so hard to grab the stuff? Just grit your teeth, stamp your feet, eat it and that's it!"

"It's just...this taste...you still have to chew it...I..."

"Master, work hard! The private rooms have been booked, and ten beautiful girls are waiting for you! Master, show your courage and bravery and eat it!"

"ah--!"

"Eat!"

"ah--!"

"eat!"

"ah--"

"Oh, let me help you."

Bang Daomang pushed Huo Wendong's hand, and the "elixir" entered the mouth.

Huo Wendong felt that his mouth, nose, and even his brain were all occupied by the stench.

Bang Daomang hurriedly said, "Chew! Master, chew it and crush it, yes! Chew! Chew it hard..."

Huo Wendong chewed it for a long time, finally swallowed it, and immediately felt like vomiting.

Bang Daomang quickly handed over a glass of water, "Drink water, drink water and go down."

A few minutes later, Huo Wendong slowly opened his eyes, and two lines of tears fell from his eyes.

"Huh-how was it?"

Bang Daomang covered his mouth and nose and said, "Master, brush your teeth."

Long Aotian stared at the elixir in a daze.

"This thing doesn't look like a pill!"

Qi Meishao said, "Every elixir in the world is different. Even if it is the same elixir, its effect, color and taste will be affected by the refiner's skill, ability, true energy... and other factors."

Long Aotian shook his head, "It doesn't look like an elixir! And it smells very stinky. Smell it."

Qi Meishao said, "No, I can smell it even here."

Long Aotian came closer and took a tentative lick with his tongue, then tasted it in his mouth and spit it out.

Long Aotian put the things down and said firmly, "It's definitely not a pill!"

Zhuge Xiaohua said, "Why hasn't Sister Shiyin come back yet?"

At this time Luo Shiyin walked in and said, "I'm back."

Zhuge Xiaohua said, "Sister Shiyin, you came back just in time. Come and take a look. What is this thing? It doesn't look like an elixir to us. Young Master, a little

After tasting it, I immediately vomited it. "

Luo Shiyin looked embarrassed, "Did you really taste it?"

Qi Meishao felt something was wrong: "Sister Shiyin, do you know something?"

Luo Shiyin shook her head, "I went to the King of Chariots today. I knelt down and begged for a pill, saying it...can solve men's problems."

Long Aotian said depressedly, "I knew this was not the pill. Huo Wendong's pill was. We were deceived."

Long Aotian handed it over, "Shiyin, look, is this a pill?"

Luo Shiyin didn't want to look at it. He just said, "Looking at the color, you can tell it's not an elixir."

Zhuge Xiaohua nodded, "We all think it's not an elixir, mainly because it smells too bad. Although many elixirs have a bitter taste, they are rarely so smelly."

"It's not that smelly at all!" Long Aotian said, "Damn it, let's go find Huo Wendong."

Qi Meishao shook his head, "I think the real elixir is still in Lu Chengwen's hands. It's useless to find Huo Wendong."

Long Aotian thought for a while, "What Mei Shao said is absolutely true! Let's go find Lu Chengwen!"

When we got out, the car had just driven far away when we saw Huo Wendong standing on the roadside vomiting.

Bondaomang was patting him on the back.

Bang Daomang shook his head and sighed, "It's over. You've vomited this pill, so the effect will be compromised, right?"

Huo Wendong turned his head, took the water, took a sip, and said with difficulty, "It's not a pill at all. I tried it, but it still doesn't work!"

Long Aotian opened the door and got out of the car: "Master Huo."

When Huo Wendong saw Long Aotian, he walked over and wiped his mouth with a handkerchief. "Long Aotian, the real elixir is at your place, right? Make a price, I won't bargain."

Long Aotian was stunned, looked at several of his guards, and smiled.

"But my friend needs this elixir very much, and I'm about to send it to him."

Huo Wendong's eyes turned red from vomiting, and he wanted to vomit, "Long Aotian, I have given you billions of dollars, and now the amusement city project has not started yet! I am your best friend!"

Long Aotian thought for a while, "That's true. However, I have to work hard to get this pill."

"Twenty million."

"No, no, no, I heard with my own ears that the price you offered for the rider was 200 million."

Huo Wendong looked at Long Aotian, "No one would spend 200 million to buy a pill."

Long Aotian smiled, "Unless that person is worth a trillion, and he has something to hide. In my opinion, if it can make him happy for the rest of his life, let alone two hundred million, he will not hesitate to make one billion. That's right, So, I regret it, one billion."

Huo Wendong was angry: "Long Aotian, don't bully others too much!"

Long Aotian smiled slightly, "Two billion."

Huo Wendong didn't dare to negotiate terms. If he negotiated with this guy again, the price would be doubled.

Moreover, he didn't want to give the elixir to himself.

"good!

Two billion! Huo Wendong wiped his mouth, "But I want to verify the authenticity first!" "

Long Aotian shook his head, "How can you verify this? I can only guarantee that what I give you is what the rider gave me."

"What if you lied to me?!"

"I can swear on my life! If I lie to you, I will be struck by thunder!"

"Why should I trust you?"

"believe or not." ??

Long Aotian turned around and was about to return to the car.

"Wait a moment."

Huo Wendong glanced at Bangdaomang, who almost went crazy.

Because of a pill, a sky-high price of two billion was negotiated. If this deal was passed back to the Huo family, it would really be a big deal.

Being sprayed.

At the end of the transfer, Huo Wendong stared at Long Aotian, "If you dare to lie to me, you will be dead."

Long Aotian said, "How could I lie to you? You just said that we are friends. Two billion, boss, two billion buys a pill, why should I give you a fake one? Spend two billion from I’m a big customer who buys elixirs from me. Isn’t it wrong for me to offend you?”

"You know the truth."

Huo Wendong stretched out his hand and "paid with one hand and delivered the goods with the other."

Long Aotian took out the bag depressedly and said, "I don't have any sense of trust anymore."

Huo Wendong took the bag, and Long Aotian typed Enter on the keyboard.

"Congratulations, Mr. Huo, for getting this thing I don't know what it is."

Huo Wendong opened the bag and said angrily, "Long Aotian! Stop!"

Long Aotian stopped and looked back at him, "What's wrong?"

"This one is exactly the same as the one I just took! My...my friend said after taking it that it didn't work at all! She was always nauseous!"

"Are you sure it's the same?"

"I am sure!"

Long Aotian gritted his teeth, "Cheqi, this bastard seems to have deceived us all."

Huo Wendong said, "Give me back the two billion."

"Hey, hey, hey, as I just said, I don't care if it's true or not, I just sell it. You can see this one too, right? It's exactly the same as the one you just had, right? Did I lie to you?"

"But...but...I can't spend two billion on fake medicine!"

"I've told you time and time again that you have to buy it! Our transaction is a no-brainer, the price is clearly marked, and you will have no regrets!"

Huo Wendong had no choice but to see that Long Aotian would never spit out the money.

If he insists on taking action, he has no 100% chance of winning.

And he really broke up with Long Aotian, and his previous investment of tens of billions was really in vain.

"The Riding King, where is he now!?"

Long Aotian smiled, "How do I know?"

Huo Wendong lost his wife and soldiers, and took a "pill" that was so smelly that he didn't even know whether it was poisonous or not. Now another two billion funds have been invested.

I was still disgusted enough.

There is nowhere to vent the evil fire.

Just take Bang Daomang away angrily.

"Holy shit, oh shit!" Huo Wendong was in the back seat of the car, patting the armrest frantically. "I really believed you! You let that piece of shit bike riding king fool you!"

At this time, Bangdao beside him said, "Master, that's not right!"

Huo Wendong looked at him and said, "Do you know it's wrong now?"

"No, young master, what do you think it means if the two pills of the Chariot King are not elixirs?"

"What?"

"He was also deceived by Lu Chengwen. The real treasure, the good thing, is still with Lu Chengwen!"

Huo Wendong was stunned, "That is to say, Lu Chengwen deceived Qiqi, Qiqi... deceived me and Long Aotian in a daze?"

"The point is, the things should still be in Lu Chengwen's hands!"

Huo Wendong understood, "Bring some people and go find Lu Chengwen!"

Bang Daomang said, "Master, the rider said that Lu Chengwen has eleven four-door masters, you..."

"You're stupid! Isn't that the nonsense he told me before? Is there even one person with four doors in the entire Xuecheng? There are eleven in Lu Chengwen's place. Are you kidding!? Let's go! Find him!"

Huo Wendong came to Lu Chengwen's manor. The monitoring facility of the big iron gate was connected. The iron gate opened and the car entered. He saw Long Aotian's car inside.

"Sure enough!" Huo Wendong gritted his teeth, "Long Aotian, that bastard, has long known that the elixir is fake and deliberately hooked me up to buy it. He also came to Lu Chengwen to ask for the real thing!"

As Huo Wendong walked in, he turned back and gave the three Skynet masters a majestic look, "Be smart!"

When they arrived at the living room, sure enough, Lu Chengwen and Long Aotian were already chatting.

Long Aotian smiled and said, "Master Huo, do you also come to chat with my junior brother?"

Huo Wendong sneered, "Cheng Wen, I'm here this time... vomit..."

Bangdaomang quickly brought over a bottle of water and a piece of chewing gum.

Huo Wendong took a sip of water and shouted chewing gum.

Lu Chengwen and Hua Xuening looked at each other, they both knew it tacitly.

He ate it!

He really ate it!

It's difficult for Lu Chengwen to control his expression.

It’s so difficult!

When you see Huo Wendong, you will think of him eating shit.

When I think of Huo Wendong solemnly taking the dog shit balls that the King of Motorcycles had kneaded with his own hands, chewing and swallowing them carefully...

Lu Chengwen wanted to laugh.

Huo Wendong calmed down for a long time.

Long Aotian said, "Cheng Wen, open the skylight and speak frankly. Do you have Longjinghu Mengwan? Have you ever given it to the King of Chariots and Riders?"

Huo Wendong covered his mouth, "I too...want to ask this..."

"Well..." Lu Chengwen thought for a while, and suddenly the image of Huo Wendong eating dog shit came to his mind, and he burst out laughing.

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