The Dog-Licking Villain only Wants to Live in Obscurity, but the Heroine Doesn't Follow the Routine!
Chapter 408 Mr. Disha, Please Calm Down.
Mingdi pointed at the King of Cavalry, "Not only do you visit prostitutes, you also lie!"
The Cavalry King burst into tears, "Senior! They are all lying to you!"
"Ho—!" Ming Disha rolled up his sleeves and stamped his feet, "You are so tough! If you don't show some tricks today, you won't know that the second sister-in-law is a bitch!"
Ming Disha took out a small cloth bag, let go of his hand, and hung it down. It was full of various small and exquisite scimitars of various types, straight knives, acupuncture...
Ming Disha looked back at Lu Chengwen and Long Aotian, "One injection, I guarantee, he will feel extremely happy."
The King of Cavalry looked pale, "Senior, no, no, senior, please, senior... I say! I say! I say it's not okay!"
Lu Chengwen and Long Aotian looked at each other.
Does he really want to say it? ??
Disha Gong said dissatisfiedly, "You are a stubborn person when I am being held back and forced to retreat. If I don't torture you until you collapse, you won't tell the truth. Come on, tell me, uncle, where is your master?"
The Cavalry King said with difficulty, "In... right in this mountain."
…
Jiang Xiaohou escaped very far before he dared to stop and exhaled, "Old guy."
It took a long time for the two subordinates to catch up, panting harder than little monkeys.
"Your Majesty, Your Majesty...breathe...inhale..."
Several people adjusted their breathing.
Jiang Xiaohou said angrily, "Tiangang and Disha are all here. Is the colorful neon phoenix coming out of the mountain soon? This little snow city is really full of energy!"
Both subordinates had never heard of this name.
"Your Highness, we know about Tiangang, but what's going on with Disha?"
Jiang Xiaohou sat on a branch of a big tree, leaning against the trunk and sneering.
"He is Huntian Gang's junior brother."
"Junior brother?"
"There are three heroes in their sect, Huntian Gang is the eldest brother, known as the six-fingered ape demon Huntian Gang, Ming Disha is the second senior brother, known as the Nine-Life Demon Fox Di Sha Gong, and the junior sister Pan Meifeng, the colorful neon phoenix... was said to have taken over all of them at the beginning. A big shot in the limelight.”
Several people were confused.
The name Huntian Gang was already very unfamiliar to them, and as for Disha and Nihuang... they were even unheard of.
"How strong is this nine-life demon fox?"
Jiang Xiaohou said depressedly, "It is said that he did many evil things and killed at will. In order to clean up the family, Hun Tiangang hunted him for three years. After that, he joined forces with the five old men to kill him."
"Isn't Huntian Gang one of the Five Old Men?"
Jiang Xiaohou waved his hand, "They are all legendary characters. Who knows what happened to them? There are rumors about them. Some people say that the Five Old Man is just a legend and does not exist at all. There are also people who say that they are all gods, and so do I. You know this from listening to the adults at home chatting.”
"Your Highness, are we safe here?"
Jiang Xiaohou smiled, "Let's see if he wants to catch us. It's obvious that he
He wants to find his senior brother more and is too lazy to talk to us. "
The two subordinates broke out in a sweat.
Jiang Xiaohou stood up and looked into the distance, "Let's go back."
"go back!?"
Jiang Xiaohou said, "How can it be so easy to catch me?"
The subordinate asked, "It was Huntian Gang and the Five Old Men who jointly killed him back then. How come...he is still alive?"
"How do I know!?" Jiang Xiaohou said angrily, "I wasn't even there at that time!"
"Your Highness, for your own safety, it's better not to get close to this brutal guy."
Jiang Xiaohou smiled coldly, "My visual inspection shows that his strength should not be as strong as Hun Tiangang. It's okay."
But I felt a little anxious.
He wouldn't beat Lu Chengwen to death, would he? That's my... toy!
Old ghost, if you dare to kill my toy, I will make you look good!
…
Disha Gong sat cross-legged on the ground, with five people sitting in a row opposite him.
Disha Gong stared at the five of them for a long time, then patted his knees.
stood up.
"One afternoon five hundred years ago, I was working as usual, robbing wealth but not sex..."
Long Aotian said, "Senior, five hundred years?"
"Oh, that's wrong!" Disha Gong changed his words, "Fifty years ago! At that time, I was young and vigorous, only in my early fifties..."
Lu Chengwen was puzzled, "Senior, are you over a hundred this year?"
"Why do you always interrupt me!?" Disha Gong shouted dissatisfied, "Listen carefully! Huh? Where did I go?"
"Fifty years ago." King Dang Kou Tian reminded carefully.
"Oh yes, one afternoon five years ago..."
The five people all shut up and listened. You can guess the specific era.
Duke Disha sighed, "All the big shots in the world are chasing me!"
The rider asked cautiously, "Why, why?"
Disha Gong came closer to him, "They said I was brutal and killed people and did evil things! Do you believe it?"
The rider smiled dryly, "No, I don't believe it..."
"You have to believe it!"
"oh."
Disha Gong said loudly, "But I am not a vicious person, nor am I a murderous person! I kill people? Me kill people?"
"You didn't kill anyone?"
"killed!"
These five people are going crazy.
What's going on with this guy? ?
Disha is fair, "But I am a chivalrous and righteous person!"
His face was flushed, and there seemed to be countless grievances hidden in his chest.
"I killed people, many, many people! But those people I killed were all... people I didn't like! What's wrong with me!?"
The five people have different expressions.
I understand, I’ll kill you if you don’t like it… It’s reasonable.
King Qiusi said, "Senior is right, that is, we should..."
"Call me uncle, no matter how big or small!" ??
The King of Cavalry said in his heart that this is just unreasonable.
"Uncle Master...Nephew Master, I think you did the right thing. What's wrong with killing a few of those who don't like you?"
Disha Gong felt that he had met his confidant and was very happy. He put a hand on his shoulder, "Well said, boy! No wonder my master asked you to be the top disciple of Kaikai!"
The King of Cavalry is even more happy, I have been appreciated by him!
"Let me see, you did the right thing, Uncle Master! If you don't kill those you don't like, how about killing those you don't like?"
"Yeah! That makes sense! You kid can do it!"
The four people looked at him with contempt.
The King of Cavalry was very proud, "Let me tell you, Senior, not only are you right, but you are also meritorious! The world should reward you with eighteen million!"
"Hey!" Disha Gong waved his hands, "I don't kill people for money, reputation and status, nor for justice and justice!"
He said modestly, "I do all this just to make myself happy."
"Oh!" The King of Cavalry gave a thumbs up, "Don't forget your original intention! Pure, uncle, you are a pure person! If you find it unpleasant, that is entirely because they are seeking death themselves, and it has nothing to do with you."
"Well said!"
Lord Disha patted him on the shoulder.
Those four people all hate you so much. You are really shameless!
Lu Chengwen asked calmly on the side, "Senior, who do you dislike now?"
Disha Gong gritted his teeth and said, "I don't like my senior brother now!"
Then he sighed, "But he is my senior brother. I can't kill him. That's called bullying the master and destroying the ancestor! Master Izumi Izumi will be sad, and my junior sister will be sad too. But... although I can't kill my senior brother, I can Kill his favorite apprentice!"
The four of them looked at the King of Cavalry together.
The Cavalry King was stunned for a moment, his head buzzing.
Disha Gong stared at the Cavalry King, "Master Nephew, tell me, is this idea of mine correct?"
"Uh...well..."
"Why are you hesitating? Say it! I don't blame you!"
"Even... you can't do it, right?"
"Why can't you do it!?" Disha Gong suddenly became excited and grabbed him by the collar.
"I gave my junior sister to him, but what happened to him?! For a bullshit legend! For a so-called 'heavenly tribulation' that has no reason at all. Can you believe what Master said? Where is the tribulation? Where is the tribulation?"
"Living in this world with overflowing materialistic desires and outdated human hearts is a disaster! This world with evil hearts and intrigues is hell! In this world where women are licentious and men are beasts, how can there be any good people!?"
"Heavenly tribulation!? Damn the catastrophe! Kill all the bad guys in front of you first!"
"Little Junior Sister was supposed to be mine! Senior Brother defeated me and promised me to take good care of her. Did he do it?! Did he do it!?"
"My little junior sister has been fighting for him all her life, and she has suffered all her life for what he calls the world! The world, does the world have anything to do with getting married, having sex, and having children?"
“我小师妹你们见过吗?老漂亮啦!功夫还好,每次揍我都使尽全力!知道这叫什么吗?这叫爱!从她揍我的那股子狠劲儿,我就知道, she loves me, do you think she loves me or not?!"
Hussar was so frightened that he almost went out of his body. He felt that this lunatic might slap him on the Tianling cover at that moment, so he quickly said tremblingly.
"like!"
"Do you love me or not!?"
"like!"
"Do you love me or not?"
"Love! Real love, I swear, absolute love!"
Disha Gong slapped his mouth so loudly that the Qiusi Tianwang was sent flying sideways, rolling seven or eight meters before stopping.
He lay on the ground and spat out two teeth, blood flowing out of the corners of his mouth.
Lord Disha roared, "You lied!"
Then he took a few steps back, lamenting endlessly, "She likes Senior Brother... She just likes Senior Brother... What's so good about Senior Brother? He's just a grinder!"
Disha Gong pointed at Long Aotian, "Tell me! Aren't you my master's little apprentice? What's so good about your master!? What's so good about him?!"
Long Aotian was stunned. Now...it's my turn! ?
"Uh... I've only just started. I'd better ask my senior brother to answer this question."
Long Aotian climbed over and said, "Senior Brother, Senior Brother? Senior Brother, please cheer up. Uncle Senior has something to ask you."
The King of Cavalry looked at Long Aotian weakly and said, "Go to hell..."
Long Aotian couldn't help but stood up and grabbed the King of Cavalry's hair with both hands and dragged it back.
"Come back, come back, why did you leave after we were chatting? Uncle Master has something to ask you, and you have to answer."
The King of Cavalry was dragged back and lay on the ground panting.
Disha Gong pointed at Long Aotian, "Why did you drag him back? Let me ask you! How is your master better? Who is better than me!?"
Long Aotian cried.