The Dog-Licking Villain only Wants to Live in Obscurity, but the Heroine Doesn't Follow the Routine!

Chapter 387 The King of Cycling: Actually, I Am an Actor

The King of Riders was stunned.

Completely confused.

Everything rushed into his mind at once, and countless scenes flashed back like crazy slides.

Jiang Xiaohou stood in that dark room with his thighs exposed, a crazy and weird scene;

The scene of me and today's gang beating up Long Aotian together yesterday;

Long Aotian negotiated with himself and only gave himself forty-eight hours of footage;

King Dangkou negotiated with himself and determined the division of labor; ??

The scene of Jiang Xiaohou being obedient, shy and nervous...

what happened? !

No... it's wrong... it's wrong!

She captured my brother and then me, asking me to kill Lu Chengwen!

It turns out that she is Lu Chengwen’s sister! ?

Are you trying to use me to fight for family property? If she kills her brother at her age, it won't be her turn to inherit the family property!

What's going on...what's going on?

Ahu, Fubo Tianwang and others all gathered together and praised Jiang Xiaohou for being smart, cute, obedient and well-behaved...

Jiang Xiaohou smiled shyly and thanked everyone cautiously.

Jiang Xiaohou timidly looked at the lying king of bicycles over there, "Brother, why do you want to hit that person?"

"Huh?" Lu Chengwen was stunned, "Hitting someone? No!"

"But... I clearly saw that you were beating people. Many people were beating him alone..."

"Well……"

Lu Chengwen was a little panicked.

Damn, what should I do? I didn’t take care of the children either!

The child was so young, but she was allowed to see a bloody battle between ancient warriors. This was very detrimental to the child's growth!

I won’t ruin the child’s physical and mental health, right? If I sow the seeds of violence in such an innocent child, my wickedness will be greatly increased!

Lu Chengwen scratched his ears and cheeks, and the military advisor immediately smiled and said, "Don't be afraid, little monkey, we are filming a movie!"

"Filming? What does filming mean?"

"It's the kind of movies and TV shows you watch on TV!"

The little monkey was very excited, "Really? Brother, are you so powerful? Can you do something good?"

Lu Chengwen found the steps and hurriedly said, "Yes! Oh, your brother and I are already great. There is nothing I can't do! As long as I am willing to pay, not to mention being on TV, I can be on TV!"

"Um?"

Military Advisor Wen quickly said calmly, "Good boy, please go back first. Sir, you have something to do."

"Are you going to beat him again?"

"I told you it was filming!" Lu Chengwen was anxious, "What nonsense are you just a kid filling in? Go back quickly!"

The little monkey pouted, with those big watery eyes, the tears fell like big pearls.

Ahu took a look and realized that at this time, I have to do something.

Come over quickly, "Little monkey, don't be afraid, little monkey, be good, it's really a filming, it's all fake, we won't hit people, we are all good people!"

"But he bled a lot."

"It's all fake, it's all chicken blood and dog blood."

"But he can't seem to stand up!"

"Why can't he stand up? He can stand up if he wants to."

Ahu turned around and winked at Aaron and Ayin. The two hurried over and stood up while holding the already confused King of Chariots.

The little monkey nodded, "You really stood up!"

"Then, can Brother Hu deceive a child?"

The little monkey said, "Then the injury on his body... doesn't matter, right?"

"It's all fake, it doesn't hurt at all!"

"Really?"

"of course!"

Ahu walked up to the Cavalry King and whispered, "Be patient, or I'll kill you."

The rider's face turned green, "What are you going to do?"

Ahu punched his wound three times, "Look, it doesn't hurt at all!"

It wasn't painful to ride on the bicycle. He was in so much pain that he had convulsions and couldn't even scream.

Jiang Xiaohou nodded, "It really doesn't hurt! Can I try it?"

"Ah?!" Ahu was confused.

Jiang Xiaohou walked up to him and gently pinched a piece of the riding king's skin.

Everyone was confused.

What to do?

Aaron put a fist to his mouth and whispered, "Hold it, for the sake of the child's beautiful heart."

Chaqi was furious and just about to speak, Jiang Xiaohou opened a wound with a smile.

The rider screamed, but before he could shout out, Ahu covered his mouth, "Look, it doesn't hurt!"

"Why is he squirming?"

"Performance! For the sake of reality!"

"Oh oh oh, it's so true! I saw you stabbed him with your sword just now, doesn't it hurt?"

No one dared to talk.

Ah Hu felt like he had stabbed someone in the trap. "It's just... a prop. It should be... painless. Is it a bicycle ride?"

The rider's face was covered with beads of sweat, coupled with the blood scab that had just solidified, and he looked sad and angry.

But when I saw Jiang Xiaohou's sinister eyes, I was speechless for a moment.

Jiang Xiaohou picked up a sword excitedly and said, "Wow, this prop is so realistic! Let me try it by poking it a few times!"

puff!

"Eh!? It really doesn't hurt!"

Poof!

"Wow! So amazing!

"

Puff puff!

"It's so fun, haha! It's so fun to film!"

Jiang Xiaohou continued to poke, completely ignoring the King of Chariots, throwing his head back and forth, the pain was already driving him crazy.

Ahu tightly grasped the hand of the King of Cheqi, "Brother, we owe you this time. Hold on, for the sake of the child."

Lu Chengwen came over and grabbed her hand, "Okay, okay, stop playing, uncle is off work."

"I still want to poke! I also want to film!"

"Children can't film."

"But there are a lot of kids on TV filming..."

"You haven't learned anything, so you can't shoot."

"But……"

Lu Chengwen's eyes widened, "Children can't talk so much! Let's go, let's go!"

At this time Hua Xuening also came back, "Master."

Lu Chengwen said, "You came back just in time. Take her in and don't cause any trouble here."

Lu Chengwen looked at the dying King of Cycling and sighed depressedly, "I'm sorry."

In fact, if you kill the King of Riders, you will kill him. Lu Chengwen really doesn't take him seriously.

Especially after seeing this guy's weird operations, I stopped taking him seriously.

But being tortured by your own child is indeed a bit inhumane.

Lu Chengwen gave Qi Meishao a Xiaohuitian Pill yesterday, and gave each of the five brothers a Xiaohuitian Pill to heal their injuries, and now he has the last pill left.

Lu Chengwen glanced back, and Jiang Xiaohou kept looking back.

He pinched the Xiao Huitian Pill, "This is the last Xiao Huitian Pill. I can let you take it. But you have to promise that from now on, you will leave Xuecheng and never come back. If you go against me again, you will Must die. Deal?"

The King of Chariots and Horses looked at the small Kaitian Pill, longing for it in his heart, but his expression was suspicious and he couldn't believe it.

"Don't look at it, I'm a bad guy, and they all know it. And...I'm not in the mood to save you if I really beat you to death, but the torture I just received from our children was a bit much. If I wanted to kill you, I would have to Does it cost anything?"

The Rider King nodded.

Lu Chengwen stuffed the elixir into his mouth, then gave Ah Hu and Ah Long a look, and the two of them walked out with him between them.

Lu Chengwen deliberately said loudly, "Brother's acting skills are really good. I voted for this movie..."

Jiang Xiaohou broke away from Hua Xuening's hand and waved to the king of motorcycle riding, "Goodbye, uncle actor! I will film with you when the little monkey grows up..."

The King of Cycling and Riding said in his heart that you are too spoiled to children!

Still filming? I still want to live a few more years!

Lu Chengwen whispered, "Send it out, send it out."

Lu Chengwen deliberately shook hands with the King of Riders loudly and enthusiastically, "Brother, I leave this matter to you.

This baby here really gives me a headache. Okay, let’s talk another day! "

Several people helped him get into the car.

Ahu was a little unhappy.

How could such a thing get such a good thing as a small Kaiten Pill?

What a waste!

The rider sat in the car, looked at Lu Chengwen with a complicated expression, started the car, and slowly started on the road.

Lu Chengwen also waved to his car, and then everyone returned together.

At this time, on the hills in the distance.

A Skynet expert held a telescope and said, "A person came out of Lu Chengwen's house."

Another asked "Who?"

"I don't know, he looks very weak, but Lu Chengwen and the others are very enthusiastic about him, and they seem to have given him a few words, saying that he has a treasure, which is very troublesome."

"Do you want to report to Mr. Huo?"

"Well, let's report it."

Huo Wendong received a call: "What? Alone? Good baby? Very troublesome?"

"Yes." Skynet master said, "Lu Chengwen and the others were very enthusiastic about him, and several people came out to see him off."

Huo Wendong pondered for a long time, "Keep an eye on him first, see where he goes, and report back at any time."

"yes."

The King of Riders returned to his residence and applied medicine to himself in the bedroom.

I cried while applying medicine.

"Who did I provoke?"

"Why are you hitting me!?"

"Long Aotian, you cheated on someone by yourself, how can you blame me? Beat me to death!"

"And those five bastards! They beat me yesterday, and they beat me again today!"

"Fubo and the other five are also bastards! Why didn't you tell me when you went to find Lu Chengwen? Damn it, I was just an idiot with a sword in my hand when I rushed in. Then ten people beat me!"

Then he seemed to suddenly remember something, "Isn't that Jiang Xiaohou sick? She is Lu Chengwen's sister. He fed me poison, asked me to beat her brother, and then arranged for ten people to go to four doors to beat me!? Who is she? Yes!?"

"She seems to be shorter, and her face has changed... Is it her? Who else could have such terrifying eyes if not her! This woman is a crazy lunatic! She's a pervert!"

"Damn Chu Bai, why did you provoke such an outrageous thing!?"

Cheqi couldn't stop crying, "There's still more than one day left before her request... Wuwuwu... There's only more than one day left before Long Aotian's request, Wuwuwu... You guys are so capable, yourself Why don't you go find Lu Chengwen? It's hard for me! Are you human?!"

At this time there was a knock on the door.

The King of Riders cried out aggrievedly, "Who is it!"

"friend."

The King of Cycling himself was stunned, "I still have friends in Snow City!?"

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