The Dog-Licking Villain only Wants to Live in Obscurity, but the Heroine Doesn't Follow the Routine!

Chapter 386: Happiness From God’s Perspective, only the Little Monkey Understands

Hua Xuening blushed, squeezing her legs together, her face flushed:

"It's not like I haven't seen him playing games with Sister Shiyin. Sister Shiyin shouted begging for mercy. In fact, I could see that she was very happy! Sister Shiyin is very good at making men happy, but I Not bad! Tell me, am I pretty good-looking too?"

"Yes, yes, yes, Miss Xuening is so beautiful, she is simply the most beautiful woman in the world!"

"But at most...he only kisses me once or twice." Hua Xuening said angrily: "Sometimes, I even hint to him, but he ignores me. He always treats me like a child and thinks I'm stupid. I feel uncomfortable when he attacks me, and I feel like I am bullying a stupid girl. In fact, how stupid am I? I have seen him, Luo Shiyin, and Jiang Shihan before, and I have learned from them!"

"Oh, awesome."

"I secretly asked Sister Shiyin to teach me, but she laughed at me for being stupid and refused to teach me. She was just worried that I was too smart, so she learned to compete with her for favors, don't you think?"

"That's right! This Luo Shiyin is really nothing!"

"You dare to scold me, Sister Shiyin?!"

"Ah!?" King Dang Kou Tian went crazy.

Rider, you bastard!

You said you would be able to meet me in twenty minutes at most, and now it’s the Chinese New Year!

What are you doing! ? If you don’t feel jealous about eating dumplings, ask your neighbor to borrow them! ?

Do you know my suffering?

I was beaten out by this girl with a small thin sword. There were cuts all over my body, and now my palms were pierced and nailed to a big tree.

Hearing her excitement, she endured the pain and didn't know if she would survive.

When I see you again, I will fight with you no matter what!

Oh, that’s not right!

Didn't Cheqi go to arrest Lu Chengwen? Lu Chengwen was fine as soon as he heard it!

What about riding! ?

"Actually, I don't blame Sister Shiyin and Master. They don't really dislike me, they are protecting me. It's different from Tian'er's attitude towards me back then."

"Although I'm not as smart as them, I still know some things well. At Tian'er's place, I'm just a hard worker. Because I'm good at martial arts, have the power to inherit, and am quite beautiful, Tian'er asked me to give him Work.”

"In Tian'er's eyes, he doesn't take me seriously at all. Only the master loves me, dotes on me, and protects me sincerely. Sometimes, when Sister Shiyin screams too loud, he even makes her kid Keep it quiet, saying that you are afraid of teaching me bad things."

"Hehe, actually I am very bad to begin with! Master just doesn't know."

Dang Kou Tian Wang Xin said, how long will you continue to be arrogant! ? I'm bleeding, sister!

"It's almost time, beauty Xuening. If you go back now, your master will definitely... treat you like that. Okay? Let's go back separately first."

Hua Xuening looked at him: "People say I am stupid, but I think you are even stupider."

"ah?"

"What I said to you today has never been mentioned to anyone else."

"oh!"

"Actually, every girl is the same when she meets someone she likes, don't you think so?"

"right!"

"Actually, it doesn't matter if you think about it. I think Jiang Shihan is very relaxed. Her face was full of joy the next day, and she was not ashamed at all. Sister Shiyin is even more... ridiculously coquettish. You don't know, she didn't even remember it later. They’re following us! It’s crazy!”

"Is that so?"

"I can't do that, but it's normal to be careful, right?"

"Normal, normal."

"Will you keep it a secret for me?"

"It must be kept secret!"

Hua Xuening smiled: "Then it's agreed!"

"Yeah, yeah." King Dang Kou Tian said happily, "Only you and I know about this!"

"No, only I know."

"ah?"

"The reason I'm telling you is because I don't treat you as a living person."

King Dang Kou Tian's face instantly turned pale.

Hua Xuening said with a smile: "My master is a bad guy, but I am not! I learned a lot of bad ideas from Tian'er, and he taught me how to kill decisively without leaving any trouble behind!"

This damn girl, you treat me like an idiot! ?

Hua Xuening drew out her long sword and was about to kill the Dang Kou Tianwang.

At this moment, a woman in white robe appeared instantly, held up Hua Xuening's wrist with one palm, and forced Hua Xuening back with one palm.

Hua Xuening had no idea that such a powerful enemy would appear here.

She couldn't even see her opponent's appearance clearly, and was knocked back more than fifty meters by a palm!

Hua Xuening was shocked!

He was unscathed, and he even retreated so far! ?

This clearly means that you don't want to hurt yourself at all. To do this, the difficulty factor is several times higher than simply knocking yourself away!

The strength of Tiansimen is endless! ?

Hua Xuening knew that even if she tried all her strength, she might not be able to die together with the other party.

This is a master who is completely superior to himself in terms of level!

Hua Xuening was stunned.

I saw that beautiful woman’s two long bare legs snapping…

He knocked out King Dang Kou with a few kicks, and then he flew away with him like a ghost!

It's actually flying! ?

Hua Xuening broke into a cold sweat and felt bad. She quickly returned to find Lu Chengwen.

The little monkey was very happy watching the show.

Especially the part where the king of bikers rushed in to show off, she almost burst into laughter on the spot.

She is God's perspective.

Lots of fun.

Not only is the perspective comprehensive, but the viewpoint is also high. Ridiculously high.

In her eyes, the Shangsimen and Tiansimen are all ants, a group of bugs making small fuss.

It's hard to be too high up, but she has stood in too high a position at such a young age. From her family background, status, ability, talent... she is almost a full-level player.

So looking at it, the world is so big, but there are only a few people who can be equal to me.

But those so-called "big people" who are qualified to be on an equal footing with themselves are all boring.

Either open and shut up to talk about national affairs;

Either they are always worried about the so-called pattern of the ancient martial arts world;

Or you keep a dead face all day long, as if you have shouldered the suffering of the whole world without saying a word;

Or just keep teaching yourself aloof, saying that you shouldn't be like this, shouldn't be like that, should be like this, should be like that...

So annoying!

I hate people who are above me.

People who are equal to you find them boring.

And what you can look down on below is another group of meaningless ants.

Such a life is difficult and hopeless.

Until...Lu Chengwen appeared.

This fool is so funny!

Jiang Xiaohou was like a naughty young master who discovered that among the many ants, there was one little ant, which was obviously the weakest and smallest, but it seemed to be a little smart.

She was like a God who controlled everything, holding a small wooden stick in her hand, fiddling with the fate of these ants, forcing them to interact with Lu Chengwen, and then watching the show herself.

Take a look at how this smart but weak little ant handles problems.

As a result, the more I watched, the happier I became, and the more I watched, the more addictive I became.

Sometimes one shot is not enough, and there are sub-venues. Isn’t this funny!

Isn't this so much fun?

Jiang Xiaohou was overjoyed to see the King of Cyclists being beaten, but after that he felt bored.

Come and take another look at the "venue" here, Wahaha, it's super fun here too!

Hua Xuening, this idiot, really knows how to torture people.

Watching idiots use their brains is definitely one of the joys of life!

Especially when he thought that this idiot could also have sex, Jiang Xiaohou felt extremely funny, hilarious, and full of wit.

It didn't matter whether King Dang Kou died or not. What mattered was that Jiang Xiaohou suddenly didn't want him to finish it so quickly.

Hmm...keep it for now, and then get rid of it when you feel that he is no longer interesting.

Therefore, the Dang Kou Tianwang can survive because Jiang Xiaohou has not played with this toy enough, that's all.

Over at the villa, Lu Chengwen was worried about damaging the furniture, so he had ten people beat him outside.

Although Chaqi is one of the four heavenly kings, he can't bear ten of them to go to the four gates to greet death!

That's miserable!

Lu Chengwen stood nearby, holding the phone with a depressed look on his face.

Let's have a nice drink. Why are you kicking my door?

My furniture is so expensive!

Aren’t all the people in big organizations sick?

What do you mean, you just barged into your own home to catch me? What about playing?

Do you really think you are the best in the world?

At this time Jiang Xiaohou appeared.

Wearing a cute lady's skirt again, she approached Lu Chengwen cautiously and timidly.

"elder brother……"

"little monkey?"

"Are they... fighting?"

"No, no, no." Lu Chengwen said quickly: "Stop, stop, stop, stop -! It's all stopped!"

The riding king lay on the ground, his whole body in severe pain, and blood was dripping from the corner of his mouth.

He raised his head, feeling dizzy.

The little monkey pointed at the King of Chariots and Horses: "Brother, he is bleeding."

Fu Bo didn't understand: "Who is this?"

King Tie Tuo said: "The sister that Mr. Lu recently recognized."

"younger sister?"

"She is just a simple little girl. She was originally a beggar, but Mr. Lu brought her here because of his soft heart. Look at her little appearance, and you will understand. If you raise her for another two years, she will be fully mature, hehehe."

Fu Bo nodded: "Is Mr. Lu short of women?"

"You don't understand this. There is no shortage of women, but the status is different. Begging for food and having sex with your sister. Can the feeling be the same?"

Ahu said: "This is not the point. Is she favored?"

"Well!" King Tie Tuo said: "Mr. Lu is so full of love that he didn't like her at first, but he fell in love with her within two days of getting her back. He is very good to her, and now she is the most favored in this house. If she wants stars in the sky, Mr. Lu will have to ask us to build a ladder for her."

Ahu made an OK gesture.

Walked over: "Oh, this little sister is so beautiful and well-behaved!"

Ahu touched Jiang Xiaohou's head: "Mr. Lu, this is..."

"My sister."

"Oh, this little girl looks smart, pretty and cute! Mr. Lu, you are so lucky."

Lu Chengwen was very happy and laughed: "A half-grown child, don't always praise her."

"No, no, no, this kid knows how to be literate and sensible at first glance. He is really rare..."

The Riding King crawled on the ground, raised his head, and saw Jiang Xiaohou.

A second ago, she looked like an innocent little girl who was praised by her elders, with a well-behaved and sensible smile on her face.

But the next second, when he looked at himself, that classic sinister and terrifying look made the King of Cyclists completely doubt his life.

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