Chapter 493 Helping the Goose Lay Eggs

At the same time, Jingshu thought that she had delivered babies for several people, so it didn't make sense to stop the goose from laying eggs when it was in labor. How about controlling the goose to breathe three long and one short to help it lay eggs?

Unfortunately, she couldn't control the goose eggs inside. Jingshu closed her eyes and let the goose struggle for a long time, but it was useless. The egg head couldn't come out, and the eggs couldn't be taken out by hand, and there was a high possibility of crushing them.

If it really didn't work, she would just crush the eggs.

This was because they hadn't laid eggs for a long time. It seems that the food can't be supplemented too well. Besides, it's okay to crush it once, but it can't be crushed every time, right? The lion-headed goose has to face this stage. It might stretch out while laying eggs.

Jing Nai opened the goose's vagina, "Tsk, the egg inside is really big, and the exit at the back is too small. How about pouring soapy water in to expand it? Someone used it before when they had a difficult birth."

"Okay."

So half a basin of soapy water was poured in, and Jing Nai continued to expand the goose, and it was also a massage. Jing Shu was also controlling the goose to keep exerting force, and both the man and the goose were exhausted, and Da Hua was even more anxious.

Jing Ye smoked a cigar and blinked his eyes for a long time but couldn't help. Goudan stopped making trouble and stood by. Fei Ji seemed a little puzzled. What were so many people doing?

Jing Nai's role in expanding the back was still useful. It was stretched a lot in a short while. Jing Shu applied a lot of oil for lubrication. Finally, a goose egg struggled out. Facts have proved that oil is still needed.

The first goose egg came out, and the next goose eggs were much easier. Dahua seemed to have opened the door to a new world, calling "goose, goose, goose", and then laying eggs one after another. Every time she laid an egg, she would let out a long breath of comfort. She was really relieved!

There were more than a dozen eggs in her stomach, each of which was bigger than a fist. It is conceivable that after being too nourished by the spiritual spring, the goose eggs would be several times bigger.

The family finally breathed a sigh of relief. Until now, they exclaimed that they couldn't believe that they not only delivered babies for people, but also helped geese to give birth. They really developed into veterinary medicine.

"Dinglingling~"

The phone rang frantically. Jingshu looked at it and saw that it was from the [Food Supervision Bureau], and her circle of friends was seen just now?

"Hey, how is Dahua? Is she stuck in the eggs? How could this happen? That child never had stuck in the eggs before! Do we need someone to arrange the operation?"

Jingshu exhaled: "Fortunately, the mother and child are safe. Dahua laid 7 eggs, and each egg is very healthy. It is expected that there will be a group of lion-headed geese in a month. Congratulations." It's better to say less, otherwise more than a dozen eggs would be too shocking, more than Dahua's annual output.

"Huhuhu, that's good, that's good, you've worked so hard, Jingshu, we are very relieved to leave Dahua with you, and being able to lay so many eggs so quickly shows that you are really good, you are the reincarnation of Hua Tuo in the end times! But we miss Dahua and Goudan very much, can you take a short video and send it to us?"

"No problem, I understand, I understand the excitement of the family members."

Jingshu took a photo of Dahua and Goudan lying in the nest incubating eggs, with a happy face after giving birth, exuding the aura of maternal love, and sent it to her. After a while, she received a big red envelope of 888 virtual coins.

Jing Nai comforted Da Hua, who was trembling and seemed to be traumatized by this, "Don't be afraid, every woman has gone through this, every woman has to go through this."

Emm, the style is a bit wrong, it's gone.

In any case, after this experience, Da Hua should be relaxed, and her back has been stretched a lot, just like what Wu Youai's mentor was curious about, is the fat chicken loose after laying so many eggs? Jing Shu took a look at Da Hua's, well, there should be no more stuck eggs in the future.

Jing Shu returned to the room, and there were hundreds of messages on her mobile phone.

"Come on, take my imperial seal and crack a walnut for Xiu'er."

"【Smirk】Do you need it? Why are you making up stories about geese getting stuck in eggs? I've lived so long and never seen a goose that can't lay eggs."

"Shocked! A certain rich man is in so much pain there that he is buying enema at a high price in the end times!"

Shi Lei: "Shocked! I learned the 108th trick of showing off my wealth. Others raise chickens, but I raise geese. Others let dogs go, but I let geese go!"

Doctor Zhang left a message: "Young people are hot-tempered, understand. Don't be shy. Just inject saline there for enema. Remember, hold it for five minutes and plug it with a cork."

He Shouwu: "666, Master is right. I learned another trick. Master is awesome!"

Cai Guanjia: "Doctor Zhang is awesome."

Jing Shu: ... emmmm.

Then the topic gradually went off track. What's more, her Moments were sent to the group again. Jing Shu suddenly had a bad feeling.

In the near future, her joke will be spread all over the world. Impulse is the devil.

So Jingshu quickly added a picture of Dahua laying eggs, with the caption: Solved, the mother egg is safe, no need for enema, thank you everyone.

Soon, it was full of messages again.

"I don't dare to comment now, for fear that others will use Qinglong Yanyue Sword to peel apples for me, use Jiuchi Rake to split my hair, use Fangtian Huaji to pick my teeth, and use 100,000 volt high-voltage wires to ambush me from all sides"

"Doctor Zhang is awesome, he solved Director Jing's constipation problem so quickly."

"Doctor Zhang 666."

The more you describe it, the worse it gets. Forget it, never mind. Anyway, the circle of friends can only be seen for three days. Once the limelight is over, he will be a hero again.

Of course, there are more things. Hao Yunlai woke up. Yang Yang called Jingshu for help and said that although Hao Yunlai woke up, he had sequelae.

"Sequelae? That's normal. What are the sequelae?" Jingshu was like a doctor treating a patient who said he felt uncomfortable here and there.

It would be abnormal if there were no sequelae. Back then, she was in pain for more than ten days in the mountains of the United States. She couldn't even walk and was carried out of the mountains all the way! This is like stepping into the gates of hell. Even if you pull someone out of hell, your body will continue to be tortured.

"Hao Yunlai hasn't slept for two days. He said he didn't dare to sleep."

"Ah?" Jing Shu was surprised. What kind of sequelae is this? "Why wouldn't a grown man dare to sleep?"

Yang Yang hesitated for a long time, and finally whispered: "Maybe the sequelae is that there is something wrong with his brain. He said that once he fell asleep, he would enter the eighteenth level of hell and accept all kinds of horrible punishments. It was real and effective, which made him think he was in the eighteenth level of hell.

He also said that he spent the past ten days in hell while he was unconscious. He once thought that he would not be able to get up from hell, but he was still very grateful to you. It was you who pulled him up from the eighteenth level of hell."

Jing Shu dragged her chin and sweated a little. This is fucking, maybe he is not talking nonsense, it may be true!