As a Player, Can You Be Normal?

Chapter 542: How the Doctrine of a Great Church Was Corrupted

Cha Bai looked at the "Doctrine of the Steel Soul" on the ground and swallowed her saliva.

Those citizens stared at her like puppets.

"Wait..."

Cha Bai stood up suddenly, grabbed Li Nuo's clothes and equipment, and then rushed to the clinic where Li Nuo entered in a blink of an eye.

She broke open the door, but saw that the clinic was empty.

Li Nuo and the sloppy doctor had disappeared.

The teammate panel showed that Li Nuo was still in the "Belia City", but the earring communicator could not contact him.

Cha Bai turned around and saw hundreds of citizens blocking the door and staring at her blankly.

The blue-haired girl stood in the front, opened her arms to make a hug gesture, and said with a smile: "Join us, huh?"

Cha Bai's blue eyes could not suppress the spread of fear.

Because this is the result of the "mechanical cult".

She glanced at the window behind her and jumped out.

Cha Bai, who fell to the ground with glass shards, ran quickly in the streets and contacted Maljie.

At this moment, she was thinking about what those doctrines were all about, and why she had never heard of them when she was with Maljie almost day and night.

Cha Bai had certainly never heard of those "doctrines".

Because in her timeline, these things appeared a month ago.

A month ago.

In the city of "Cairo World" that was hit by the chimera ant disaster.

The handsome man who was summoned by Maljie and left here became a policeman by relying on his beauty. Because he was really bored, he used some connections to build the church of the mechanical cult to make some extra money. (Extra 13)

So…

The handsome man and the psychopathic evil god must discuss what to do next to develop the church in the funny world.

"Huh… What are we doing?"

"Evil God, isn't it a bit inappropriate for you to ask me this?"

The handsome man looked around.

They were sitting on a bench in the city park, and Mr. Evil God, surnamed Ma, was feeding pigeons with a pile of bread with laxatives.

From time to time, a beautiful young woman would stay beside them and look at them like a hungry tiger.

Oh, by the way, it is worth mentioning that they had just stolen two kilograms of bread from the orphanage not long ago.

"So... Lord Evil God, what are we doing?"

"Humph, aren't we sorting out the doctrine?"

"You have founded the cult for so long, have you never thought about the doctrine?"

"Yes."

Maljie suddenly became serious.

"Hunting demons."

"Be serious, my dear damned Lord Evil God."

"Humph, hunting demons."

"Ha, hahaha... Shit..." The beautiful man couldn't stand his great Lord Evil God: "We need someone to help think about the doctrine."

Maljie made an interstellar long-distance call to Li Nuo.

"It's expensive!" Li Nuo was about to go berserk after answering the phone: "You set a 50-50 split for long-distance calls, forcing me to rob a bank!"

Maerjie showed a contemptuous expression to Li Nuo who was going crazy on the other side of the screen: "Poor bastard."

Seeing that the two were about to fight across the screen, the handsome man immediately snatched the phone.

"Long time no see, Mr. Demon Hunter."

"Oh, it's you, pretty boy."

"It's like you're not."

"Hehe...Thanks for the compliment."

The handsome man skipped the rant and explained what he and Maljie were going to do.

In short, the two of them were bored and wanted to spread the mechanical cult in the Cairo world and get some believers to harvest leeks.

"It's just pyramid scheme fraud." Li Nuo likes to get to the point.

"Hmph, no." Maljie argued: "Li Nuo, you see, the world of Cairo is actually very absurd, right? The people in this world live in chaos, and they need guidance, so I want to use doctrine to bring them a good life, hmph, great."

Li Nuo knew he was talking nonsense, but thought that maybe he could make some extra money with Lao Ma's church, so he started to help them with ideas.

Soon they sorted out the big catalog of the first eleven doctrines.

The handsome man wrote these things based on the chat between Li Nuo and Maljie.

Most of the mild content was written by the handsome man, and some strange content was added by Li Nuo and Maljie.

"Then the twelfth..."

"Wait."

Li Nuo suddenly ran out on the other end of the phone.

Then he came back panting not long after.

"Old Ma, Cha Bai just came back from the corridor. She said Nanami went to your place to look for gifts for her fans, but accidentally set the biogas pipe on fire."

"That woman!" Maljie was furious: "It's decided! Article 12, poor women don't need protection, just treat them as eunuchs."

Handsome man: "Well... Actually, after working as a gigolo for a few weeks, I still think..."

Maerjie: "Mature women are the king!"

Li Nuo: "Ah, then, Article 13, Prime Minister Cao is very insightful."

Handsome man wrote it down: "By the way, how many do you think we should write?"

Li Nuo: "Ten thousand."

Handsome man: "Are you a pervert?"

Maerjie: "Twenty."

Handsome man wrote on the paper: "Article 14, the most important number in the world is 'twenty'."

Pop.

Maerjie lit a cigarette.

Li Nuo said on the other end of the phone: "I remember you wanted to quit smoking, but you never succeeded, right? Doctor Xu has a prescription that you might try."

"You know nothing." Marjie said: "A man's depression cannot be controlled. Only the smoke of cigarettes can take away some of the worries. By the way, fifteen, although we must quit smoking, don't worry, we are twenty Years of time.”

Beautiful man writes it down.

"What about Article 16?"

"Sora come over."

"Why?"

"Because I went to college when I was sixteen," Marger said.

Li Nuo: "Oh, even if you go to college at the age of sixteen, you can't change the situation where all nurses wear pants now."

Marger: "Article 17, women must wear miniskirts. It is men's ultimate dream to have women all over the world become nurses wearing miniskirts."

The handsome man stopped refuting and just wrote it. Anyway, he was used to Li Nuo and Marjie's nerves.

"Actually, if the nurses were all succubus, they would take the initiative to put on miniskirts themselves."

"Eighteen, Succubus should be mass-produced."

Li Nuo: "I stopped having this kind of dream after puberty..."

Marjie said: "But I will still do it now, but in a different form. The best vision in my heart has become Sand Yu."

Handsome man: "Article 19, the name that gives people the most beautiful vision must be 'Sha Yu'."

Li Nuo: "Is it almost done?"

The handsome man: "Together, let's get twenty."

Marjie: "Huh, I've thought about it a long time ago."

Brother Ma wrote on the paper: Twenty, doctors are sacred, especially anorectal doctors.

The twenty teachings were written down, and the three of them fell silent.

What are we doing?

What the hell did you write?

Does this thing really make sense?

Li Nuo: "By the way, who paid my phone bill?"

Beautiful man: "Are you so poor? Don't you have any rich friends?"

So Li Nuo called Solon.

"I'm sorry for your ancestors! The meaning of my existence is to give you money, right! Rich people's money doesn't come from strong winds!"

Sauron scolded him when he came up.

The handsome man agreed: "You're right...it's not easy for rich people to make money."

Sauron pushed up his glasses: "My money can be produced in just one breath."

The handsome man thinks they are seriously ill.

"Captain Ma, what are you talking about?" Sauron saw the cult's teachings from the other side of the screen.

Marger gave him a look.

After Soran was silent for a few seconds, he nodded: "Reliable."

The handsome man felt that there must be something wrong with the big brother wearing glasses in his life.

But Li Nuo suddenly said seriously: "Elaborate."

Even Marjie's eyes changed, because they both knew Sauron's shrewdness.

Sauron said: "Your first eleven articles are very detailed, especially the last few. If I were a person who was ordered to be in danger, I would value these teachings very much, but these eleven are just foreshadowing."

The first person who suddenly realized it was Li Nuo: "I understand...it's really reliable!"

Marger might also understand.

The handsome man looked confused.

Sauron continued: "From Article 12 to Article 20, a lot of content is incomprehensible, especially Article 16, which is completely empty. It is simply perfect... Let me give you an example, archeology. I discovered detailed historical documents while working, and when everyone thought that the subsequent document records would also be so detailed, things suddenly changed.”

Li Nuo continued: "The following documents are confusing, and the sixteenth empty line in the middle will be considered a puzzle lost in the long river of history."

Marjie nodded lightly: "This aroused everyone's curiosity... What does it mean after that?"

Sauron: "That's it. The teachings don't have to be completely detailed, but they must be mysterious and confusing to people and want to explore. Based on this, the image of a mysterious 'god' can pop into their minds. "

The handsome man thought to himself: What on earth am I listening to?

Sauron added: "There is still something missing."

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Li Nuo: "I know, the method of communication."

"Yes." Sauron deliberately took a sip of red wine and said: "The way your church spreads is nothing more than Captain Ma summoning mechanical life forms to cause trouble in various worlds, and then spreading the name. But be careful, if you don't Summon them, and how to allocate their work efficiency and subjective initiative to maximize the physical, mental and mental exhaustion of employees. "

Marger thought of the remaining problems after summoning mechanical lifeforms in the past, and said: "Sometimes after I summon the believers, I cancel the summons, and some of them will stay in those worlds and never return."

Some mechanical life forms are so curious that they will run into shops or play on the street while being summoned, causing them to be left in other worlds.

"Then we should set a goal for them." Li Nuo said: "It is the kind of goal that must be followed throughout life. Propaganda churches will definitely not work. Those mentally retarded people will make the situation worse and worse."

They looked at the handsome man, who shook his head: "Don't look at me, I have lost the memory of the mechanical life form."

Sauron touched his chin and said thoughtfully: "Mechanical life forms are inherently warlike creatures. If the goal is to kill..."

Li Nuo suddenly realized: "Yes, Marjie, as the leader of the evil god, has a sworn enemy, which makes the believers nervous and allows them to supplement the church's story by themselves, just like "A Certain Scripture"."

Sauron nodded: "Yes, and it can also stimulate their enthusiasm for work, form a sense of competition, and finally complete the prototype of an internal horse racing model (involution), gradually becoming stronger."

A tramp came over and spat at them with disgust.

"The way of communication will spread because of their goals, and eventually form a growth model that they make up for themselves." Maljie nodded and said, "Then let them kill the damn demon hunter."

Li Nuo: "Why!"

Sauron: "Captain Ma's opinion is reasonable. No matter how much they grow, they can't beat you, Li Nuo, and the goal is fixed on you. The development of mechanical life forms is destined to revolve around you."

The implication is that if other goals are set, it is inevitable that a few sacks of traitors will come out of the group of mechanical life forms.

So Maljie asked the handsome man to write: "Twenty-one, the God our church believes in is the most tolerant God, but there are also targets in this world that He hates. That guy has a pair of silver eyes, which occasionally turn golden. There is a deep vertical scar on his left eye. His appearance is very popular with middle-aged and greasy perverted uncles. He calls himself a demon hunter, and sometimes he says he is a warrior of light, but you just remember that he is a demon hunter."

"The emotion is not strong enough." Soran added: "Ah-this damn demon hunter! Damn demon hunter! Damn demon hunter! Damn demon hunter! Kill him!"

Li Nuo felt that Soran was speaking from his heart.

After the handsome man finished writing, he felt terrible: So I was PUAed by these things...

Maerjie: "My followers may have misdirected their goals, and then the cockroaches on the street may become demon hunters in their eyes."

"Easy." Li Nuo shrugged: "I'll draw a self-portrait, and you print 10,000 copies and send them to your followers."

The reason why I don't use photos is that portraits are more mystical.

So far, the three conspirators are satisfied.

"Well... I have a question." The handsome man asked: "It's been so long since our church was founded before we had the doctrine. Is it possible that it is meaningless?"

Maerjie: "I founded the church only for more than a year."

Handsome man: "?"

Li Nuo: "Your evil god is only in his early twenties, more than 10,000 years younger than you."

The handsome man looked at Li Nuo and Soran on the screen, then looked at Maljie, and then he slapped his forehead: "I want to quit the church..."

Later, Maljie asked some mechanical life forms to take away the compiled "Doctrine" and Li Nuo's portrait. Because the summoned mechanical life forms came from different timelines, in the world of "NieR: Automata", there will be some mechanical life form believers holding the "Doctrine" and the portrait of the demon hunter in each era.

So those mechanical life forms that were summoned and returned safely were considered to be blessed by the leader as long as they held the above things.

They began to ponder the "Doctrine" and rewrite some content that they couldn't understand.

Gradually, the "Bible" of the cult was formed.

Time flies.

In a certain timeline, a small robot was lost in a prison.

It held the guitar made by its mother, calling on the leader to take it away from this bloody and terrifying world day after day.

Until one day...

...

The headquarters of the Church of the Soul of Steel, the city of Belia.

At four o'clock in the afternoon, the bell of the auditorium will ring.

The bell sounded across the bustling city and reached a small church with simple decorations at the top of the church center guarding the northern region of the country.

Inside the church, an old man wearing a white robe and a slightly thin figure stood in front of the altar. His vicissitudes and wise blue-gray eyes were looking at a stone book in front of the altar.

With the flashing of the guide watch in the old man's hand, lines of words that only he could see appeared on the stone book.

"Five hundred years ago, the goddess of Tanggula Mountain opened the passage to hell. The terrifying magic power swept the world, and the world changed dramatically."

"Along with that energy, there appeared a little mechanical man holding a guitar."

"One hundred and fifty years ago, a boy who had suffered a lot met the little robot. The boy learned the story of the "evil god leader" from the robot. Encouraged by its teachings, he felt the hope of life and founded a mercenary group called "evil demon."

"Later, the boy changed his name to evil demon and prepared to conquer the world."

"In the following decades, the evil demon army flattened the country's soil and continued to burn lives in the flames of war."

"Until seventy years ago, the goddess of Tanggula Mountain selected several brave men and defeated and sealed the evil demon sixty years ago."

The old man closed his eyes and erased the handwriting on the stone book.

A middle-aged man in a black robe walked slowly into the prayer room with simple and solemn furnishings.

"The minions of the evil demon have come at the right time."

Even without looking, the old man knew that the people who came were the demons created by the evil demon.

"The trace of the goddess in Tanggula Mountain has disappeared. We plan to take action before she comes back and wake up the 'evil demon'."

"You want me to pay you?"

The old man turned around. His name was Winston. He was the king of "Belia City State" and the pope of "Steel Soul Church". He was the richest man in Blue Sea State forty years ago.

Standing opposite Pope Winston was the "minions of the evil demon" with white face and black pupils. They were regarded as dangerous monsters by the government and were also demons.

Pope Winston has another unknown identity. He was the supplier behind the evil demon camp sixty years ago.

"Sorry, I used all my money for research."

"Research that 'doctrine'... Haha, the evil demon abandoned the doctrine before he was sealed. The doctrine is just something made by a bunch of liars."

Winston shook his head. He has been using the country's resources to study the doctrine over the years. The more he studies, the more he feels it is unfathomable.

"The missing 'Sixteenth Item Catalog' and the irregularities and outrages starting from the 'Eleventh Item Catalog' all hide big secrets."

On the white altar, there is a golden cup, which contains a little holy and warm light. The light is not dazzling, just like the kindness of God, illuminating a painting on the stone wall.

On the stone painting, a strange little man like a trash can handed a book and a painting to a teenager.

The teenager in the painting is the evil demon of that year.

"But you came just in time. I found the demon hunter in the portrait."

"Hey, you are not..." The minions of the evil demon were suddenly startled: "You want to summon the legendary evil god?"

Winston did not answer directly, but recalled a story recorded in the doctrine.

"The robot who handed over the doctrine to the evil demon master left a message. If the evil god leader and the demon hunter appear together, it will bring a vortex of fate that will change the direction of the entire world."

Winston clenched his fists, and his kind face suddenly became ferocious.

"I have found a way to summon the evil god. Next, I will use the demon hunter to attract the evil god to appear, and then use the method of capturing monsters... Let the evil god become the gift for the resurrection of the 'evil demon master'!"

"Madman, I shouldn't come to you."

Winston was the only one left in the simple chapel, and the minions of the evil demon had left.

The old pope raised his head, knelt down loyally to the young evil demon on the mural, and prayed devoutly.

"My lord... the meaning of my founding this country has been realized."

The time has come.

The demon hunter must be sacrificed.

The evil god is coming.

Maerjie was peeing on the side of the road, and he was wondering, how could those psychopaths regard him as a belief.

After peeing, he licked his paws, and then twisted his butt to the corner of the alley to find Cha Bai.

“Maerjie, do you smell the smell of Li Nuo?”

Maerjie shook his head happily.

“Woof (My believers should have long studied the means to restrain the demon hunter, so we will definitely not find him)~”

Cha Bai’s lovely eyes like elk were full of sorrow.

Then, she came up with a good idea: “Then let’s destroy this country.”

Maerjie was stunned for a moment.

“Woof?”

At this moment, in the national prison ten kilometers away, Li Nuo leaned against the mossy brick wall and sat on the grass pile where insects were running around.

He stared with dead fish eyes, looking unhappy.

“Sooner or later, I will destroy the mechanical evil cult.”

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