Chapter 565 Xiao Wu: Am I Beautiful?

[Side quest completed: WWE]

[Quest reward: 300,000 experience points, Steel Soul Doctrine*1]

Li Nuo and the other three sat on the chairs, all speechless.

Silence spread like a virus.

God knows why the speedrunning script can connect so many things.

In the final analysis, everything is caused by Maljie's mechanical cult.

"Huh, I'm so proud."

Ma Ge looked out the window, the sun hit his face, he felt like the silhouette of the Holy Father was shining on the car.

Li Nuo threw his cane over and hit him on the head, bringing Maljie back to reality.

Li Nuo: "Can your cult stop being so nasty?"

Maljie: "I can't do anything about it. God just pointed out the direction for them, and the future road depends on them to open up themselves. As a god, I can only bless them behind the scenes."

Cha Bai: "And your church collapsed a world, right?"

The air was quiet again.

"Miss Cha Bai...give me some face."

"No, your mechanical cult is really evil."

As they were talking, the train arrived at the station.

After returning to Basel, Cha Bai and Maljie sorted out their gains.

In addition to the rewards, Li Nuo got a bunch of incomprehensible [Guidance Beads] from the mayor, and Maljie got a [Bank Black Card] from a rich girl by making a cute face. The former needs to be sorted out, and the latter can be used to exchange for gold coins.

Li Nuo sat in front of the tombstone and scanned it. He wanted to see if the Taoist Wang had returned. He wanted to talk to Wang Li about some things.

But it was obvious that there was no news from Wang Li for the time being.

Li Nuo's face was a little solemn. He hoped that Taoist Wang was alive. A healthy and friendly [Critical Person] meant a lot to him.

"What's wrong?" Cha Bai saw that he was not right.

"Nothing." Li Nuo wanted to wait a little longer.

"Go home and boil some water, and cook dinner by the way. We are getting married today, you have to show your appreciation." Cha Bai said.

Li Nuo was startled: "Ah?"

Cha Bai nodded: "Yeah."

Maerjie glanced at him, feeling a little sorry for Li Nuo.

"Then I'll be back later."

After Li Nuo returned to the real world, the first thing he did was not to cook, but to sit in front of the computer chair with lightning speed, click on the mailbox, search for the latest email, and see the latest update of "Bai Jie vs. Cthulhu" before he breathed a sigh of relief.

He loves this frivolous comic too much.

Li Nuo deleted all of Cha Bai's travel records.

Especially the wedding dresses in the shopping cart, which are too expensive. Li Nuo has never had the courage to clear them all. Now it's okay. After all, the biggest benefit of the wedding without an audience for Li Nuo is still... saving money.

"Hehe, you proposed to me, don't regret it."

Li Nuo talked to himself in a mean way, and went out to buy groceries without realizing it. On the way, he played a game of chess with two uncles, but lost, so he was angry and told an aunt about the dark history of the uncle who won him. The aunt was the uncle's wife.

Amidst the quarrel, Li Nuo happily left the chess and card room with the shopping bag. Today, the Warrior of Light used chess to reveal the dark side of an uncle, and he was proud.

Two hours later.

He went home with a bag of chive boxes.

A policeman saw him on the road and greeted him. Li Nuo was a "big star" in the eyes of the policemen.

"Xiao Nuo, so many chive boxes?"

Li Nuo chewed the box and nodded.

"Well, I won't give it to you."

"I don't want it..." The policeman was curious: "You bought thirty chive boxes...what are you going to do?"

Li Nuo showed the "oysters" in another plastic bag.

"Tonight I have to remember the bitter past and think of the sweet present."

"That's not how the phrase is used."

"You don't understand, you really don't understand, brother, you're single."

This is Li Nuo, even the righteous police officer wants to beat him to death.

After returning home, Li Nuo washed vegetables and cooked, and put oysters in the pot.

Then he rummaged through the box and found the free "umbrella" that the community had distributed not long ago. The advantage of being free is that it often breaks, so it's very thin.

Then Li Nuo took out the medicine he used before, dissolved it again and made some paralysis potions. Learning alchemy means you are fearless.

"Hum~"

Li Nuo strung the ping-pong balls together, and the manual props were his greatest sincerity.

"Sister is a beautiful fairy in heaven, brother is a cowherd in the world, which girl are you, today the matchmaker is here to match you~"

He hummed a Yunnan folk song while happily making props.

"Today the matchmaker is here to match you..."

Bang...

The things in his hand fell to the ground.

Li Nuo lowered his head.

His eyes were red.

"The future will be destroyed..."

He murmured and repeated this sentence.

The answer that Master Wang got from [Critical] still lingered in his mind.

Ikaros, can he return... I don't know, but they don't have a future, so they will die.

The price of the change may be about the entire corridor.

"There's no point in being anxious."

Li Nuo got up, went to the kitchen, took out the cooked oysters from the pot, and sucked the oyster meat into his mouth skillfully.

"So fishy..."

He drank a mouthful of the soup in the shell, smacked his lips a few times, stayed where he was, drooped his eyelids, and all the anger in his body burst out.

"It's still fishy, ​​damn it."

...

After eating a pot of oysters and a large bag of chives, Li Nuo returned to the corridor.

In the yard, Maljie was opening a bottle of red wine.

Li Nuo was quite curious: "What breakthroughs have been discovered in the guide machine?"

Maljie: "Guide machine, that's a good thing..."

The guide machine is an important thing that runs through the world's strength in their previous script. The special thing is that it can combine magic circuits, such as using "fire" and "wind" to produce [explosion magic], and using "water" magic beads to combine high-level ice magic.

But the trouble with the guide machine is that it depends on the person. Everyone's magic circuit is destined at birth. For example, Li Nuo's magic circuit is very messy and cannot be combined to produce powerful black magic.

Cha Bai is more focused. She has only one "thunder" circuit. Yes, it is thunder, not fire.

Therefore, Cha Bai can use her own fire magic as the main force, and then use the guide machine to make thunder magic. She is like a female sorcerer holding a thunder and fire sword.

The most terrifying thing about the guide machine is not just the magic circuit. It can put all the beads with magic power into it and form strange things, such as the beads in "Monster Hunter".

In other words, the essence of the guide machine is actually the "inlay" system.

"The guide machine is a good thing." Maljie paused and said, "But that thing is not something that can be converted into cash immediately, so it is not the best thing."

Li Nuo: "What is that? Can you release the dung sea maggots without CD?"

Maljie pushed the bottle cap open with a bang and said, "We are rich."

The basic reward is three [magic candies] and one [characteristic value extraction card] per person.

There are three slightly better ones.

[Random skill cards of evil demons] need to be extracted in the corridor, and there are risks when extracting.

A certain great magician's [Staff Weapon Synthesis Guide Machine Book] can help [Legendary Staff] merge with the staff.

[Black Pearl], this thing needs to be used with the guide machine. Maljie can only use it to do things after studying the guide equipment.

So the "rich" Maljie said must not be these vulgar rewards.

But...

"We are rich now."

Maerjie raised his hand, and Mr. Victor came out of the house and handed over two goblets.

Li Nuo took the goblets and asked curiously, "How rich?"

"Hmph."

Ma Ge poured red wine, turned the glass, and sat elegantly on the steel sofa propped up by the mechanical life forms, crossing his legs.

No mistakes, one post, one content, one 6, one 9, one book, one bar!

He took out the black card he got from the rich man's house when he was a dog.

[Rich man's bank black card]

[Quality:? ? ?]

[Effect: If used in the script, you will get a lot of currency in the script world. If used in the corridor, you will get things that match the nature of the user]

The original panel ended here, and the brief description should be a very nonsense story, but after returning to Basel, the player gathering area, the brief description changed.

[Brief description: After verification, after using this card, "gold coins" will fall from the sky, and some "quartz fragments" and "random cards" will be mixed in between]

Quartz is a specialty of Basel. For players, quartz can be used to exchange for gold coins. A complete quartz can be exchanged for 500 gold coins. As for [Random Cards], the more the better.

Li Nuo sat next to Maljie and picked up the goblet.

"Well, captain, what do you think?"

"Huh, of course, enjoy the present."

On the second floor of the house, Cha Bai stood behind the window and looked at the two people. He chuckled and turned around to pack up the MOD clothes that he had drawn and couldn't show them to others.

...

Push the time forward half an hour.

Xiao Wu came to Wenke's tavern.

The old fox Wenke was not here. It was Nanami who was here today.

"Huh? Rare."

Nanami was a little surprised. Xiao Wu had cooperated with Wenke, but only as a bodyguard.

There are many ferocious monsters in the mining area below Basel. When the natives mine the pits, they will hire players as bodyguards. One of Xiao Wu's main businesses is this.

Xiao Wu sat in front of the bar, pursed her lips, and said: "Strong liquor, the kind that can kill people, give me a bottle."

Nanami skillfully took out the "poisonous wine" collected by Wen Ke from behind the shelf.

"I'm worried."

"Yeah." Xiao Wu nodded: "Didn't you go to do the idol's job?"

"I'm resting today. Mr. Wen Ke is short of people here. I came back to help." Nanami cleaned the shelves, as skillfully as if she were at home. Compared to being an idol star, she is still used to the life of a poster girl.

Xiao Wu drank the whole bottle of "poisonous wine" in one gulp. After the wine made her timid, she finally said her purpose: "I came to find you."

"Looking for me?" Nanami felt very strange. She and Xiao Wu had a good relationship, but not to the extent that they could help each other.

Xiao Wu wiped her lips and said, "Take me to find Li Nuo and the others. I have something to ask for."

Nanami said, "Don't you live across from them?"

"But I aim at them with a sniper rifle every day..." Xiao Wu's cheeks flushed slightly: "I am a thin-skinned person except when I ask for money. And you know, if those two bastards knew that I had something to ask them, they would definitely skin me alive. So I want to ask you to take me there and say a few good words for me. Anyway... just don't let them ask too much from me."

"That's it..." Nanami smiled with a shallow dimple and said, "Okay, I'll take you there."

She hung up the "Temporarily Closed" sign.

A few aborigines came to the door of the tavern and asked Nanami for autographs. She did so and took photos with the aborigines with a smile. Everything was very natural.

Xiao Wu witnessed all this. In her memory, Nanami was still the bitter and resentful Eastern European girl, but now she was full of brilliance. Suddenly, she felt a very wonderful feeling in her heart.

"It's rare to find a player like you."

"Thanks to them."

"So I want to ask them for something..."

Seeing Xiao Wu's worried look, Nanami didn't care about her request and just comforted her.

"Those guys are the most serious at the end of the script. Now is the most appropriate time to talk about things, so don't worry."

...

After these two women entered Li Nuo's yard... they were all stunned.

"There are guests."

"Oh, there are guests."

Li Nuo and Maljie sat on the steel sofa. There were gold coins and [Random Cards] under their feet. The mechanical life forms collected quartz in the pile of gold coins. When they saw guests, they retreated one after another, which was very disciplined.

Bang~

The two of them clinked their glasses and crossed their legs elegantly. They both looked very distinctive, but now their behavior is even more disgusting.

Li Nuo: "Mr. Butler, there are guests."

Victor came over in butler's clothes and saluted Nanami.

"Miss Jane, you came at the wrong time. Our eldest and second young masters are drinking."

Nanami's mouth trembled: "No... are they possessed?"

Maljie took a sip of wine and said, "Old Wei, those with A cups are not allowed to come in. Have you forgotten the rules?"

Li Nuo patted Maljie's shoulder gently and said, "Captain, we have money today, let's lower the rules. Except for Nanami, everyone can do it."

Nanami: "Why can't I do it! I'm a woman too!"

Li Nuo: "Do you have it? Victor is more like a woman than you."

Nanami had the intention to kill, and the system put her It was judged as a violation and was teleported away instantly...

Victor comforted Xiao Wu and whispered: "They just drew something, it seems to be a pile of gold coins... Suddenly it's not normal."

Li Nuo: "Old Wei, we have always been very elegant."

Victor exhaled a foul breath and said to Xiao Wu: "So if you want to settle accounts with them, I think it's better to wait a few days."

Xiao Wu lowered her head, and she had been grinding her teeth. She mustered up the courage and said: "Do me a favor, there is a script, I want you to go with me!"

Li Nuo glanced at Maljie, who shrugged.

"Our captain said that he would not help."

"Just this time, I will definitely give you enough benefits."

"No."

Li Nuo stood up from the iron sofa and tilted his head to look at Xiao Wu.

"It must be a particularly dangerous script, right?"

You can say that Xiao Wu is a person with a big nerve, but you can't doubt her fighting ability. This woman is an all-round "warrior" with no dead ends.

"Well... it's really dangerous."

Li Nuo: "We just finished a dangerous script, and now we don't want to step into danger again."

Xiao Wu: "But, it's "Big Sword"."

After saying this, Maljie signaled Victor with his eyes, asking Lao Wei to go back to the house first.

Li Nuo: "Tell me more."

Xiao Wu said embarrassedly: "I'm not good at expressing myself... let's do this."

The woman suddenly started to... take off her clothes... and then stood naked in front of the two of them.

Xiao Wu took a deep breath and asked with a smile like spring breeze: "Am I beautiful?"