As a Player, Can You Be Normal?

Chapter 541 Weird and Insane

The name of the religious country ten kilometers away from the foot of Tanggula Mountain is "Belia City State".

Li Nuo and his small airship automatically navigated to this country and landed at a random docking station.

Marger had already read the history of the entire city through illustrated books in heaven.

This place was originally a wasteland.

It was bought by a wealthy businessman more than 40 years ago and founded the country.

In Blue Sea Country, as long as you have enough money, you can buy land, and as long as you have more money, you can register a walled city as a country.

"Belia City State" faces the sea to the south and is surrounded by mountains to the north. It has excellent scenery and is rich in spices. It is said that the entire city is hung with fragrance.

Of course, since it is a religious country, the most famous thing is the church.

Marger used his dog's paw to spread out the illustrated book directly, eliminating the need to say "woof".

【Soul of Steel Church】

[Have a firm, steel-like heart]

[However, they are unwilling to disclose the specific information of their church. We only know that the current King of "Beria City", the wealthy businessman who bought this land back then, relies on the "Soul of Steel Church" to survive. My most critical moment]

Marjie walked in front, thinking that Miss Liuli might not be interested in the church, so she copied the contents of the illustrated book from geography magazines.

Brother Ma felt it was necessary to go to the upper levels of the church, where there should be information about the gear they were looking for.

He turned around and wanted to discuss it with the two living treasures.

"Don't stop me! I'll break it!"

"Ouch! Li Nuo! Don't be ridiculous, this cane is very expensive!"

Li Nuo was temporarily blinded due to the negative BUFF of the [Legendary Staff], and he wanted to break the staff in half. Cha Bai is stopping him.

"Who told you to have to use that staff in heaven?"

"The [Experience Guidance Machine] is inside my mask. I'm thinking of putting a 'nuclear bomb' nearby to clear out all the monsters and increase their attributes!"

"Don't yell."

"My eyes hurt...!"

Cha Bai took out Li Nuo's panel and took a closer look.

[DEBUFF of the staff, the eyeball disappears, lasting 4 hours]

Li Nuo can turn on [Residual Blood Person] to turn off DEBUFF.

But the characteristics of this DEBUFF are quite special. It forces the loss of body organs.

Li Nuo's eyeballs are now solid balls about the size of two eyeballs. It's useless to activate [Residual Blood], and as the medicine balls get heavier, blood starts to flow out of his eye sockets.

Cha Bai puffed up her cheeks and looked unhappy, but in fact she was more anxious.

"Marjie, is there any way?"

Cha Bai frowned, Li Nuo covered his eyes, and Ma Ge looked at the two idiots.

"Wow (I didn't open [Reliever]. I can't restore my blood after that identity is opened. I'm just a dog now. I'm too weak to open [Reliever], so I can't help it)."

Anyway, Li Nuo often tries to commit suicide, so this time it will be his retribution and he will be able to endure it and it will be over.

However, Marjie noticed another thing. Cha Bai and Li Nuo were actually quarreling.

You know, the probability of these two quarreling is extremely low.

It was still because of the "seven-year itch" problem that Papagus gave them.

While Marjie was having fun, Chabai took off the [tactical goggles] and put them on Li Nuo's eyes.

"You're not doing your best, you're always fooling around... At least you can stop the bleeding after wearing it."

"It looks like a male Yorha Force cyborg wearing an eyepatch..."

Li Nuo touched the goggles on his face and suddenly felt unhappy.

"I don't want to be 9S."

"You hate it!"

The quarrel started again.

Marger was happy to watch them quarreling. Who doesn't like to see lovers quarreling? It's better to use a knife, it's better to hit the head with blood, and it's better to scatter the brains on the ground.

After arguing for a few words, the two became quiet.

As players, everyone knows what is most important.

The three of them were standing on the edge of the "Beria City State". The entire city was dominated by European-style buildings, which were somewhat different from the modern style of the Blue Sea State. Force-guiding machines were everywhere. While maintaining the simple urban style, magical technology products were everywhere. throughout.

Li Nuo doesn't need to see things clearly, he can also distinguish his surroundings through smell and hearing.

"It smells so good."

Cha Bai nodded lightly.

"The city has a unique fragrance industry, so the whole city is full of fragrance."

Only Marger's focus was not on the scenery.

He discovered that... all the women in the city had terrifyingly good figures.

Excluding the possibility that they were wearing breast pads, it was probably because they did not have small breasts.

Everyone was wearing cool clothes, not just women, but even men were wearing short skirts.

There was a report in Geographic Magazine: The religious clothing in the city-state of Beria is mainly skirts.

The three of them were walking along the streets in the city.

After watching for a long time, I found that at least 80% of the people in the city were members of the "Soul of Steel Church".

"How amazing."

Cha Bai stopped unconsciously.

She thought of the "Lord Triss" she believed in. If everyone believed in Triss, it would be like this.

"So there is something wrong with this church." Li Nuo was blind, but he was still the one who could see the most clearly: "Anyway..."

"Brother, that's not right!" A fruit seller nearby heard his murmur: "Because a few of Tanggula's monsters escaped and the tourist roads were blocked, no tourists came!"

[Side mission has been triggered: Steel Soul Church]

[Task difficulty: lv50]

[Task reward: 5000 experience points, random card*2]

[Mission details: Investigate the problems with the "Soul of Steel Church"]

Marjie read out the mission to Li Nuo using "woof".

The two bastards Li Nuo and Marjie planned to turn the "Soul of Steel Church" into a "mechanical cult."

While they were communicating, a guy wearing a white coat, flip-flops, and curly hair, who looked like he had run out of "Cowboy Bebop" stood in front of a medical clinic and said to Li Nuo said hello.

"Hey, come in."

"ah?"

"There's something wrong with your eyes. You can tell. Are your eyeballs gone?"

The doctor was holding a cigarette in his mouth and tugging at it.

"Come in quickly, don't wear those black clothes, and the coffin you are carrying can't come in. This is a clinic, not a funeral home! Your companions can't come in. I just broke up not long ago, and now I'm annoyed when I see women."

Everyone in Li Nuo was dumbfounded: "Um, big brother... I can't see it, don't lie to me."

The doctor said: "Are you from outside? I am a doctor. I will save patients first when I see them."

A few minutes later, Li Nuo took off his clothes and equipment and handed them to Cha Bai, then entered the clinic alone.

"He really is."

Chabai was sitting by the wishing fountain outside the clinic, with the priest's clothes on her thighs, patiently folding them, but she kept mumbling to Marjie next to her.

"Li Nuo said that he would use the opportunity to see a doctor to investigate the information here."

Marjie: "Wow (why is he so easy to trust others this time)?"

Cha Bai pressed Li Nuo's clothes onto Marjie's dog's head.

"Woof!"

"Maybe because you are also a doctor."

Marjie was not moved at all. He would rather believe that Li Nuo had other plans, and did not want that guy to believe in a doctor just for the sake of friendship.

"Wang (as a dog, I am looking for the dogs to ask for information and contact them if there is anything)."

"A foreigner."

The doctor with shaggy and curly hair asked Li Nuo to sit across from him, took out a cigarette and handed it to him.

"Have a cigarette?"

"No."

Li Nuo was a little curious.

"Doctor, the patient can't smoke before the physical examination, right?"

"We, the Church of Steel Soul, believe in freedom." The doctor lit a cigarette, exhaled the green smoke, and said while holding the cigarette: "You can do whatever you want. This is our teaching, but we let you outsiders figure it out. It’s not easy either.”

Li Nuo couldn't see him for the time being. He wanted to get information about the religious country.

But before he spoke, the doctor asked curiously: "Most foreigners are very wary, but you are different in this regard. Do you really come in when I ask you to come in?"

Li Nuo: "Oh, my partner is a doctor, so I believe you."

"Oh, then you must always be a test subject."

"On the contrary."

"Now that you're done, I need to take off your blindfold."

"oh."

"Hey, the scar on your left eye is so deep."

Cha Bai kept observing his surroundings while sitting outside waiting.

She just felt that the skirts worn by people here were too short...but everyone's face was filled with a feeling of happiness.

Li Nuo once said to her: When you find that everyone in a city is happy, don’t hesitate to destroy the city, because only cultists, MLM personnel, and Nantong will feel that they are themselves all the time. happiness.

Thinking of the group of mechanical life forms that followed Marjie, Cha Bai felt that Li Nuo was right.

At this time, the power-guiding phone in Li Nuo's clothes vibrated several times.

It was Liuli calling.

Chabai takes over.

"He's inconvenienced right now."

"I've called you for several days but no one answered. You won't really go to Tanggula, right?"

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Except for small towns, there are no force-guided signals in the Tanggula area.

"Well... I just came out and now I'm in that religious country."

"Well……"

Miss Liuli made a sound of disgust.

"Well...I advise you to leave that country as soon as possible."

"how?"

"You don't know yet? Have you never thought about why the 'Soul of Steel Church' is only prevalent in that country... There is something wrong with their church..."

Cha Bai was not surprised. She knew the virtues of the cult at a glance after spending so much time with Marjie.

"Contact me after you come out. I want to talk to you about the business stage I mentioned last time."

Liuli said and hung up the phone.

And it hangs very quickly.

At the same time, there was a noise in a shop not far away, followed by a bang!

Someone blew up the store!

Among the flying debris, a black-haired woman came out of the explosion of light and fire holding a man's hair, and threw the man into the shop opposite. A bunch of apples flew into the sky, and the woman shouted: "I'm here." I just don’t like you, so I’m going to challenge you, you bastard!”

The man started to fight back, kicked the woman away with a side kick, and shouted with a smile: "I have obeyed the Pope and gave you an explosion. It's my turn to fight back! Let's fight to the death! If I win, I will be you." dad!"

Chabai: "..."

The loudspeaker next to the square made a "magnetic" sound, and then a middle-aged man's voice came out:

"Hello, fellow citizens. I'm Plank. I'm the candidate for the mayor of Block 32. Please listen to me. If you vote for me, I'll reduce the price of the Pink Lady Hotel on that street by 50%."

A group of men stopped, their eyes flickering.

"Also, anyone who settles in our block can legally marry a pig in the future."

A pork vendor shouted "Yeah."

"The last one... my sister's bathroom... Hey? Weiss, why are you here? No, listen to me, it's not like that. Didn't the Pope let us do whatever we want? I didn't ask you to stand on the street! I just made a hole in the wall of your bathroom! Be more generous, I'm your brother! Stop pulling my hair! Ahhhhhhh! Stop hitting me! Help! Ah——!"

Boom——!

The radio tower raised a pile of smoke.

A bald man fell from the building.

The girl with long blue hair jumped to the ground, walked to the wishing pool next to Cha Bai, washed the blood off her face with the pool water, and then spat on the ground.

"Damn it, I'll have to change my brother sooner or later."

Cha Bai felt that her brain circuit could no longer keep up with this city.

The blue-haired girl sat next to Cha Bai, lifted her long hair, looked at her, and smiled: "I'm sorry to scare you, because there are not many tourists coming because of the Warcraft road closure recently, so everyone may be a little unrestrained."

Cha Bai: "Ah... It's okay."

"My name is Weiss." The girl said: "Everyone is so free because of the church they believe in, but it's not like this normally."

"Church..."

"That's it."

Weiss took out a brochure from the proud mountain.

"The Pope of Steel Soul".

The brochure has a guide lock, and it becomes a book when opened.

Weiss said, "You can see the general pope of our church from the catalog."

If it were normal, Chabai would not read it. She believed in Lord Triss and would never play NTR with Lord Triss, but for the side quest and gears, she chose to open the cover.

The catalog reads:

A brief summary of the purpose of the Church of Steel Soul.

One, everyone is free and must have a heart as strong as steel.

Two, if you like someone, you must confess immediately, otherwise when he/she/it gives birth to children for others, you can only watch.

Three, you must respect your parents, but if your father is not a human being, you must persuade your mother to remarry in time, otherwise, you must help your father find a mistress.

Four, if you feel that you have done something wrong, don't doubt yourself, the fault is not yours. If it is really your fault, try to say it is someone else's fault.

Five, there is no god except our faith, you are your own god.

Six, art is the most boring thing in the world, because it is only valuable in the dead and the rich.

Seven, don't just hate the rich, we should hate the injustice of the world.

Eight, washing hands after going to the toilet is the most civilized behavior in the world.

Nine, if you encounter a problem that cannot be solved, solve the person who raised the problem, or just escape. Being a deserter is the embodiment of a warrior, because it means you don't care about other people's opinions.

Ten, birth, aging, illness and death are inevitable, so we must live happily every day.

Eleven, even if this world is fucked up, remember to go home.

Cha Bai saw this and felt that this was not a cult...

The blue-haired girl Weiss smiled and said: "Hey~ Miss, turning the page is the most important content for our pope."

Then she turned the page.

Twelve, women with small breasts do not need protection, just treat them as eunuchs.

Cha Bai finally felt something was wrong.

Thirteen, Prime Minister Cao is very insightful, because mature women.

Fourteen, the most important number in the world is "twenty".

Fifteen, although you must quit smoking, don't rush, we have twenty years.

...

Flower and Willow Street.

Maljie was clinging to the windowsill of a small pink house, looking into the window with his dog eyes.

A group of girls in miniskirt nurse costumes were receiving guests.

Suddenly, the madam shouted in the house: "Where is Xiao Shayu No. 15!"

Maljie's dog mouth was wide open, and he was dumbfounded.

...

Seventeen, women must wear miniskirts, and making women all over the world nurses wearing miniskirts is the ultimate dream of men.

Eighteen, succubus should be mass-produced.

Nineteen, the name that makes people have the most beautiful vision must be "Shayu".

Twenty, doctors are sacred, especially anorectal doctors.

Chabai was so shocked that she couldn't speak when she saw this.

All she could think about was "My Lord Triss", and her hands were shaking with fear.

The blue-haired girl next to her asked: "Are you okay?"

Cha Bai: "Um..."

Blue-haired girl: "How is it? Is our church very philosophical?"

Cha Bai: "I think..."

Blue-haired girl: "Oh, by the way, there are some detailed instructions recorded in the book, but there is one thing I will tell you directly. We will test potential believers. Although you are only fifteen or sixteen years old, you look very promising. I mean your figure~ We think you are qualified to join our "Steel Soul Church." "

Cha Bai panicked, she wanted to see Li Nuo and Maljie.

"What?"

The blue-haired girl saw her panic and immediately comforted her: "Everyone is waiting for your reply. Do you want to join us?"

Everyone around stopped what they were doing.

The blue-haired girl, the bald man lying in a pool of blood, the pork vendor, the fruit stand owner, the old ladies next to him, all the passers-by, the men and women who stopped fighting, all looked at her and said together: "Huh?"

Cha Bai's scalp was numb, and the page of the book turned back the moment his hand loosened. There was only one message on the third page of the catalog.

Twenty-one...

...

Inside the clinic.

Li Nuo opened his eyes, and his vision was completely restored.

"Ha... Thank you."

The sloppy curly-haired doctor stared at Li Nuo.

The doctor was holding a portrait in his hand, and his brows slightly frowned.

"Silver eyes, scar on left eye, carrying a coffin, a boyish face with feminine features... You are the legendary demon hunter."

...

Twenty-one, the God our church believes in is the most tolerant God, but there are also targets of His hatred in this world. That guy has a pair of silver eyes, which occasionally turn golden. There is a deep vertical scar on his left eye. His appearance is very popular with middle-aged and greasy perverted uncles. He calls himself a "demon hunter" and sometimes calls himself a "warrior of light", but you just remember that he is a demon hunter. Ah - this damn demon hunter! Damn demon hunter! Damn demon hunter! Damn demon hunter! Kill him!

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