Chapter 567 The Pope's Boy VS the Takayanagi Family's Woman
[Here is the show competition of the Cairo Competition]
[Our host has eaten too much **, the bastard has diarrhea, ah, it is reported that the host's father gave him a lot of Pan Doudou]
[Actually I am the host's father]
[Here I was hosted by "Cracking Papa" ...]
【Bang! .
【ah! You, you can shoot me! I am your dad! .
[My dad ... My dad will give me a degeneration medicine for death! You clearly want a daughter! I kill you! .
[Daughter, listen to my explanation! .
[I don't listen to me, don't listen! You called my daughter just now, I am a man! .
【Bang! .
【ah! .
[Hahahaha ... I killed my dad, I had to die too ...]
【Bang! .
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"I am the host Mirosan, ah ... don't care about the advertisements just now ... Ghost knows if our organizer is in the brain into shit, but it takes such a mental retardation advertisement."
"Well ..."
"Why don't you kill your mother too?"
"Forget it, returning to the competition scene, the game just now is a hundred winning competitions. The winning team can get the entry voucher of the" Cairo Great World World Wide Martial Arts Society ". Our players are very powerful this time. It really looks good, I have no need for my commentary. "
"But I presumably after watching the war that has been climax for so long, I also want to relax, so the next is the show match, that is, the kind of game that can come to play with money."
"Hmm ... I usually participate in the show competitions. I look at it this time ... Oh, I am not literate, anyway, it is the two clown."
"Are you ready for sauerkraut leaves and stinky eggs?"
"Greeze to those two damn clowns, scold them, humiliate them, this is the meaning of the show game. In short, ... We listen to an advertisement, mother, leader! How can we plug it in?"
"What? Do you have to kill your mother too? This can be this."
[The bullet did not kill me, it was my mother who saved me. Mom said, she is my father ... Who am I! .
Li Nuo sat in the waiting room, staring at the dead fish eyes.
He listened to the advertisement converge, intending to process the content, and painted into the story of the next "Bai Jie and Tentacle".
"Suppose the tentacles are Bai Jie's father ..."
This guy was completely immersed in artistic ideas, until someone knocked on the door, or in other words, he used his feet to kick the door.
"Hey, waste! Hurry up, ready!"
The door is a stand -up type ○ ○ artifact with less than 50cm tall.
After Li Nuo waited for this guy, he sank and pulled his thoughts back to reality from "Bai Jie War Ksubo".
"equipment……"
In the small waiting room, he pressed the weapon box to the ground and sorted all the equipment.
Li Nuo sent a single -headed invitation to the secondary purpose ... because Xiao Wu's "Big Sword" ticket was extremely difficult. Although the world was related to Li Nuo, considering the parallel world, he could find other " Big Sword "ticket.
Li Nuo is not sure that this woman is worthless, and he is dangerous, and it is worth it. It depends on how much trouble can a arc soldier bring him this melee assassin, that is, the upper limit of the small dance of the small dance from the perspective of the actual combat perspective, and it can be the upper limit of the small dance, but it can be available. With the degree of trust, if qualified, she may become part of the prediction of Wang Daochang [Critical].
The above are the angles that Li Nuo doesn't care so much. What he cares about most is to check the goods with small dance.
The qualifications of this competition are definitely not from Li Nuo. He is not so powerful, but Malcie has a connection.
Ma Ge recently carried out some new medical business. He found that the gorilla race was very strong because of the weakness of the skin swallow, so the group of orangutans had a strong desire to protect the skin of the skin, so Dr. Ma re -set a spiral blade and a spiral blade and The medical business of shields, anyway, has a lot of customers, and there are some orangutans with a little small resource, so it is easy to get the "free qualification" of the exhibition competition.
Of course, Malje is not for the orangutan to see the pneumatic swallow. He found that the gauge of the orangutan is similar to a small four -dimensional space bag, so he extracted some elemental substances from the inside of the soul, and for his second work "technician" The new business was carried out, and the "spatial grid" growth rate of the new equipment was studied with the spatial elements of Cairo Gonorrhand.
Ma Ge named this technology: the soul of the anus.
It is also to commemorate his "Soul of Steel", which is enough to see Malcie a good man.
Tea white hates shit, because she can't urinate farts, so she rejected Malcie's proposal to storage space to storage space with the "anal soul" to increase the space.
But Li Nuo is not afraid of shit and urine but urine beyond the "Sea Crazy".
then.
[Emir's mask], the grid increase is +2. In other words, he can now use the mask into two people.
[Disaster Weapon Pandora (Transformation of Weapon Box)], the storage space increases, can plug in dozens of weapons, verify, hidden entry is "the user's weight is related to the number of grids, and the number of grids is about 50% of the user weight of the user weight. "Left and right", but still cannot be plugged into heavy armor, and things with too much size in the box, such as tanks.
In fact, this box is most suitable for tea white. After becoming the elven family, she has dropped to about 200 pounds after the elves. Lightweight Magic] Maintaining the usual weight at about 250 catties, and can still sit down from plastic stools.
Unfortunately, the weapon box is binding equipment, only Li Nuo can use its entry.
In response to the opponent's Xiao Wu, Li Nuo should take it seriously. He wanted to say what he learned to the small dance. Anyway, the show game would not die.
Ten minutes later, the game started, and the players entered.
The nature of the show is almost the same as the cheerleading team in the basketball game, which belongs to the kind of entertainment project that has nothing to do with Zheng.
When Li Nuo stepped into the game field, someone was throwing bananas. He picked up bananas while eating the game venue.
The game field is very flat, and there is no manual venue environment. It may also be because of the "show game", so it is not valued.
Xiao Wu came out of the other door. She was wearing a black leather armor and a little bit of technology. Lenit wanted to ask her if she absorbed the elements of the beauty trial from "Devil's Ninja".
But before speaking, there was a flying robot in Cairo's head and throwing two electronic cards in the center of the venue.
The card shows the life data of the contestants.
Xiao Wu, HP: 3000.
Li Nuo, HP: 200.
After entering the game, the contestants will become pixels, and they will be transmitted to the infirmary instantly when HP becomes 1.
So HP is important, and it is the only value that can be judged.
It's just Li Nuo's HP, it is really low.
So the host shouted, "Oh! Where's the blood cow! Haha, hahahahaha!"
The unriginal guys in the auditorium also laughed.
Li Nuo silently took out a remote control and pressed the switch.
The broadcast room where the host was located was exploded.
The scene was quiet.
Li Nuo looked at Guanghuo and smiled happily.
The electronic screen is descended from a forty -meter -high ceiling, showing: [The host is seriously injured in self -healing, please be safe and irritable].
On the audience.
Brother Ting was sitting in the center of a group of women, and in the eyes of a pair of women who longed for his body, he called in embarrassment.
"Why didn't you get it?"
On the other side of the phone is tea white. She used the phone call left by the "Fan Mao Gorilla" at home.
"Li Nuo won't let me come, she is afraid that I will rush in and dance."
"What am I doing?" Brother Ting was puzzled. He received the invitation of Malje's observation.
"I don't know either, Malje didn't arrive?"
"No."
Brother Ting looked around, and he did not find the traces of Malcie. Ma Ge wore a white coat everywhere in his daily life. He had to do something to move and expand his business everywhere. It was difficult to find him.
Tea white is throwing the "baseball skewers" made by Li Nuo into the trash can, the cheeks clamped the phone, and after throwing it, I took out a meat clip from the kitchen and chewed it. Why is Brother Ting invited?
"Oh, you are the trap made by Li Nuo."
"What?"
Brother Ting suddenly felt bad, it seemed that he shouldn't come to see the excitement for 200 gold coins.
"Nothing." Tea Bai said, and hung up the phone.
When she thought of "Neil", Xiao Wu said that her favorite was "Safiros", and Brother Ting now just don't open his mouth, he is Safiros.
Thinking of this, Tea White was annoyed with his mouth and immediately rewarded himself with a meat clip to block his mouth.
Back to Brother Ting, when he was messy, they walked around.
The moment the two came here, those orangutans who touched the brother Ting seemed to see the devil inside the Pandora Box, and they left.
"Can you sit?"
One of the men with a "lion dance" mask pointed to Sa, Brother Ting, and the empty seat around him.
There is no mistake, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one 619, one book, one, one, one, one, one, one, a book!
"please."
Brother Ting had just said the word, and suddenly, the two ... too abnormal.
Among the women standing behind, tall figures, long hair, and exquisite straw hat under a pair of vicious eyes.
"President ..."
"Hush."
Lilian picked up the brim of the straw hat, gently showed her identity, and then stunned her long skirt and sat next to Brother Ting.
Another man with a lion dance mask is also a formal member of "Barhamte's Anger". Sitting on the other side of Brother Ting, the two clamped him into stuffing. Plan.
"Li Nuo said to sell me a good price ... you wouldn't ..."
"I have a holiday with him, how could there be a deal."
Lilian took out the lipstick from his shoulder bag and wiped it on his lips. At the same time, he gently said, "What will happen to this kid is too difficult to say in the future? I want to see what he can now."
Since Wang Daochang calculated hexagrams, it has affected a lot of things. Lilian has to pay attention to Li Nuo again to see what consequences this guy will have to the corridor in the future, but no matter what she sees, she will not do it with the hunting of the hunt, even if she Winning with pure force, he will definitely drop his head.
"Ze'an, what do you think?" Lilian asked.
With the lion dance mask, the man named Zean opened the lion's mouth, and a pair of round eyes scanned the field, Li Nuo, who was sorting the grid, and the little dance of the warm -up gymnastics. Negative probability was read by Zean.
"Five and five open, single -header is blood, and team battles are H Man Girls."
"Still fight?" A audience asked.
Lily passed the side, looking at the interstellar hunter who was talking behind her, and smiled: "Well, this show game is very interesting."
"That's also a show match." This man said to a fruit basket to Lilian, which was filled with rotten eggs: "The show game is coaxing, sending you."
Lily took over, picked up a rotten egg, and said thanked. The egg was cooked in her hand, and an yellow chick was hatched. She was played by her in her hand.
Brother Ting: "Control time ..."
Lilian: "Look at the game."
At this time, the people at the scene were booming. Everyone was scolding the streets. For the show, everyone was seen as a venting show in the middle of the game.
Just then.
"I was flattened."
Xiao Wu took off the strap of hair, contained in the teeth, and took out a red rope to tie her hair again.
"Li Nuo, if I win, all the props I used in this game will have to pay me."
Li Nuo's mouth raised: "You are so awesome."
With a bang, Xiao Wu was closer instantly. She was too fast. The moment when the desire to attack had come to Li Nuo.
The strap turned into a slender machete, and cut it over to Li Nuo!
Li Nuo pressed his waist in advance to avoid the horizontal chop.
The tyrannical edge cut the wall in the back of the wall.
Instantly quiet in the arena.
There is only a "five -minute" competition countdown on the big screen, and the venue owner and objects enter the pixel.
However, at this moment, Li Nuo just raised his eyes and had not straightened his waist, and the [Self -explosive capsule] in the small dance teeth was started.
A stun.
White covered Li Nuo's eyes, and the dazzling light rose in the center of the venue.
This bomb is one of the titles of the little dance [the destructive power of a single dog]. The script can only be used once. After the explosion, it is forced to deduct all the blood volume of the blood volume of yourself and the other person.
The blasting explosion set off a pixel dust.
Li Nuo turned out of the dust like a paper man in the dust, and [pixelization] started.
[Unyielding] Movement.
The decoction grid is opened.
The special effect of using the new decoction [Labois's antidote] is to clear all the states of opening.
[Pixelization] The moment the closure was closed, several [burst] arrows stabbed behind the dust and inserted around Li Nuo.
Xiaowu Ping pulled the magic bow at ingeniously, and the aiming center of the magic array focused on Li Nuo.
The characteristic of the magic bow is almost 100 % after aiming. The disadvantage is that it consumes magic power, so it is the ace weapon that is often used to fight BOSS.
She just used the avatar to blame Li Nuo's life. The most important thing was that she would open it directly.
Fingers can easily open the bow string.
Several yellow arrows came out, looking at Li Nuo like a meteor rain, hitting it!
[Suggestion Demon Bow], changing blood skills, offset your own blood volume, and causing large damage to the target, for Li Nuo, it is a one -hit kill.
Li Nuo used the [Flat of Invincible Star] before being hit by a light arrow. After a few sullen sounds, the light arrow of the magic bow was bursting. Li Nuo resisted a dead attack with the special effects of the invincible star.
Guang Bangshun took the [Burning] arrows that ignited the small dance, and the two -round explosion bombarded to Li Nuo. He quickly opened the [Albeas Seal] to block the explosion impact.
As soon as the pupils of the little dance were condensed, the [blood dripping wax] hidden in the teeth, 50%of the blood volume was restored in ten seconds.
If you want to win Li Nuo, the first step is to reduce his resurrection times, and the second step must be sealed his fire.
The position of the burst arrow just now constitutes a summoning array.
Explosion is a call startup method.
The five -legged sea snake jumped out of the fire, and even the five internal organs were clearly visible to the fire, and opened their mouths to bite Li Nuo.
[War Sea Snake: Hi Jaw]
Special effects: Magic creatures, no entity, triggers "sealing" elements where they go, block all elemental skills.
Xiao Wu pine opened the bowstring and fired ten tracks of magic bombs.
The magic sea snake, tracking magic bombs, and the movement of the left and right pinch. The magic element cannot be physicalized by the [Yarden Seal].
Li Nuo held his cane, straightened his back, and cut a chop that did not move in one step.
The magic bomb, the sea snake, chopped the arc light drawn by a pointed tip.
Xiao Wu witnessed this scene and lowered her eyelids. She knew that her combat plan failed, but in the expected, she took out the prepared [hunting flute].
Li Nuo still didn't move, just staring at the cane.
This new cane is easy to use.