Chapter 517 Dora Abandoned by the World for 100 Years
Doraemon said: "It's Cairo Ramen-kun, the manager of the 'Cairo Ramen Shop', who asked me to come over and give you something. I'll take it as payment."
"Isn't it Doraemon?" Chabai leaned over, carefully reached out his hand, and touched Doraemon's head.
It feels soft yet hard.
The more you touch the white tea, the better it becomes.
"It's true...it's true!"
She excitedly turned around and shouted to Marger: "There really is a Doraemon!"
Marjie said: "You, a 2B, pointed at Doraemon and said that there really is Doraemon. Don't you think it's very strange..."
Die on the other side was stunned, retreated to the corner, covered his mouth and muttered: "The one who came out of the fireplace... I thought it was Santa Claus who had mutated..."
Doraemon took a few steps back, looked around and said, "I'm not Doraemon..."
Marger didn't think it was the case. He just went to the "Cairo Ramen Shop" headquarters with the bomb, and somehow got Doraemon over.
The Doraemon emphasized again: "I know you are talking about Doraemon, but I am Doraemon."
You don’t need to look carefully to know the difference between this Doraemon and the original version.
It is yellow, has ears, and does not have a four-dimensional bag on its belly.
Apart from that, this guy's presence is not unreasonable.
Marger is very close to Di from "Corridor of the Sky". The two often exchange "secondary quotes" across the tombstones. He has learned some secrets about "Cairo World" and "South Park" from Di. Interesting information.
"South Park" has Satan and God, who are very close to the people and have special problems, but they all touch the realm of high-dimensional thinking.
There is "Doraemon" in "Cairo World". Although it is just a linkage, it does exist.
The Doraemon in front of us represents the infinitely vast scene of "Cairo World".
"Brother Ma, is this the Doraemon from your children's cartoon?" Victor asked.
Lao Wei has heard of Doraemon. In Li Nuo's words, Doraemon is the kind of cute parenting robot that can sell you a basket of dorayaki.
There are a lot of "law of cause and effect" props hidden in their pockets. Getting a Doraemon is equivalent to getting a copy of "The Analects of Confucius", which can govern the country and bring peace to the world.
In fact... the situation is not as good as imagined.
It was sent by a ramen shop. What does it mean?
"Where are your props?" Marger asked it.
Doraemon changed the subject: "What I can give you is limited, let's not talk about things other than business."
Victor coughed lightly: "Should I remind you, Li Nuo..."
Lao Wei's reminder was correct.
No one can guarantee what Li Nuo will do to it if he sees it.
Chabai: "Marjie, let's replace its outer shell."
Marger: "Okay."
Doraemon: "Can I understand that you want to tear me apart?"
Cha Bai: "Yeah, almost, but we are here to protect you."
Then the yard door opened.
Marjie and Chabai both trembled.
The sound of footsteps tapping the cane will tell you who is coming.
"There are police at the door, saying there is an intruder on our street."
Li Nuo walked in, looking a little unhappy.
"I said that the adopted orangutan is exclusive to the players, but they still don't believe it. Are you hiding something secretly?"
Chabai and Marjie moved aside expressionlessly, allowing Li Nuo to see Doraemon.
"Lao Ma, can your mechanical life form evolve into a doraemon?"
Li Nuo came over happily and squatted in front of Doraemon, their eyes intertwined.
"It's really amazing. It's the yellow robot cat with ears that just left the factory..."
"That's wrong..."
"Are you the real Doraemon?"
Doraemon: "Yes."
Five minutes later.
Doraemon was tied to a chair and kicked his round pancake-like feet wildly, crying and yelling: "You tell me why you asked me to tie me up again!"
No one paid any attention to it.
Lao Wei was afraid of seeing the bloody scene, so he went upstairs early.
Li Nuo showed everyone what the mask detected.
【DoraB Dream】
[Level: lv- (nursing robots do not participate in the level selection)]
【Power: 12.93】
[Reaction: 12.93]
[Spiritual power:-]
【Physique: 1293】
【Insight: 12.93】
【Medical: 12.93】
[Danger level: -]
[Skill: Steel Head]
[Attribute: Steel]
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【Memory Fragments】
[A childcare robot from the 22nd century in a certain time and space was too careless and was pulled into another parallel time and space by props when it just left the factory. Oh, by the way, there were several Dora with it]
[This guy is essentially a good kid, but in the weird "Cairo World", his bad days are coming]
…
"Wow--!"
Doraemon himself yelled out the rest of the "memory fragments".
The kind that screams and cries at the same time.
"I just came here and just took props to help with some things, and then I was targeted. Those orangutans hired a group of hunters to hunt me down! I didn't do anything! Later, the ramen shop took me in, otherwise I would have become a spare part! "
"I also know that you all think I am Doraemon, but that is a comic! I am not a comic!"
"How can there be so many props and stuff! I'm just a childcare robot!"
Doraemon Crying Rainstorm Pear Blossom...
Li Nuo stared with dead eyes and asked, "Just tell me where your props are."
Doraemon said: "It's been a hundred years... give one to this person and one to that person... I've forgotten it a long time ago."
Li Nuo took a deep breath and lowered his head in disappointment: "That's true..."
Cha Bai: "What? I don't understand."
Marjie explained: "Even if you are not a player, you know the famous Doraemon. It is so conspicuous, who can resist not doing anything to it."
On the side, "Cairo Ramen Shop" saved it.
Cha Bai probably understood, and concluded somewhat ignorantly: "Is it like a white and handsome boy appearing among a group of popes?"
Li Nuo said "Ah" and looked at his wife with incredible words.
Marjie: "Miss Chabai, do you have NTR addiction?"
Doraemon: "What is NTR?"
"You child care robot, don't ask about this." Li Nuo has a very good attitude towards Doraemon. If it were not for the support of childhood memories, Doraemon would be at risk of being decomposed.
Marger pulled Li Nuo over and said, "I don't think it has that many outrageous things in its hands..."
Li Nuo nodded: "Well, the one with code B is not as good as the one with code A."
2B gave him a hard look.
Li Nuo hesitated for a second: "I forgot, I was wrong."
Doraemon sat on a chair and sobbed and said: "Props like the bamboo dragonfly that violate the laws of classical physics, props that span time and space like the arbitrary door, or props like the phone booth that follow the law of cause and effect, they all have one thing in common. It only exists in our world, and in the comics you see, that is the treatment of the 'protagonist'. I am just an ordinary child care robot. Think about it, how could you put such outrageous things on me... "
Cha Bai glanced at Li Nuo, who nodded: "I'm not lying."
Just tell me the simplest question.
Assuming that Doraemon really has [any door], the transportation industry in "Cairo World" will face collapse.
"So your props are either completely different from what you imagined, or you don't have those props, or... most of them have been destroyed by the upper management of "Cairo World."
The moment Li Nuo finished speaking, he had already activated [Seal of Yaksi].
Doraemon's eyes suddenly became empty.
"Well...part of it was destroyed..."
"Because they believed that such things could not be researched into the core manufacturing method, they characterized them as destructive substances that 'affect the market.' I had a [replicated mirror] in my hand at the time, but I knew that if I gave all the things to those people, What terrible consequences would it cause, so I secretly destroyed some things that I couldn't let those people know, leaving only things that were useful but would not harm the world..."
At this point, Doraemon has regained consciousness and is still telling his story.
"But don't think too much. Even if my things are still there, their role in this world is not as good as ours."
Li Nuo raised his eyes as he recalled the concept of a high-dimensional world.
Judging from the data of Doraemon, their world strength is very strange, but except for their ability to resist attacks, they tend to be ordinary people. Facing the "Cairo World", which is full of the integration of various worlds, they are at the "low end" and can have a low impact. It is questionable how much the things in the dimensional world play a role in a world of higher intensity.
Li Nuo thought of what he had just talked about with Sauron.
What will players face if they go to the real "Border Prison" scenario?
Marjie: "Then why did you come here?"
Doraemon: "The ramen shop acquired the remaining shares of the orangutan company, and when it was handed over to an orangutan who claimed to be a princess, he met a fortune teller. The fortune teller said that I could help him."
Li Nuo stared at him...it was the three-eyed fortune teller...
This is a good reward for his good deeds...
Cha Bai: "Where is your companion?"
Women, sometimes they just love to talk.
Doraemon seemed to have been touched into the dark realm of memories, with watery eyes flowing out like waterfalls of tears.
Marjie whispered: "Miss Chabai... think about it, if Li Nuo encountered it in reality, would it still be alive?"
Cha Bai covered her mouth: "I'm sorry..."
But this time Doraemon couldn't stop crying.
Victor upstairs listened to the cries downstairs and sighed, thinking that Li Nuo was torturing it.
"Wow--!"
“Ahhhhh——!”
"I just said I won't come -!"
Doraemon's crying was like a stormy sea, continuous and continuous.
When a kind, innocent little robot with a lot of scary props appears in a world that is actually "realistic and absurd" under the cover of comedy, it will face a steady stream of malice.
On the other hand, if it were not for the "pure goodness" of its nature, it would have turned dark long ago.
At this time, Die touched its head: "Stop crying."
Doraemon: "Ah..."
Die glanced at Li Nuo and said, "Mr. Li just loves to bully people."
Li Nuo: "I didn't do anything this time!"
Die ignored him and said: "This little fat guy is so cute, it would look bad if he cries."
She said, wiping away Doraemon's tears and untying him.
"Thank you..." Doraemon stood up, but still sobbed and said: "It's been hundreds of years... but I still can't forget..."
Die took out a freshly made pickled stick from the dinner plate and handed it to its mouth.
“Food can make people forget the bad past.”
Doraemon looked at the elastic mosaic material in Butterfly's hand and asked in disbelief:
"real?"
"Who doesn't have a past that is hard to look back on?" Die said with a gentle smile: "Have a try, ah——"
Doraemon: "Ah——"
Its big mouth bit into the butterfly's hand.
"Okay, delicious!"
Doraemon covered his cheeks and jumped up happily.
"tasty!"
What a chef likes most is when people compliment her on how delicious her food is.
Butterfly felt like she had found a soulmate.
She opened the refrigerator door in the kitchen, and a stream of people poured out.
"Tushalong's ○○, Casey's ○○, grilled ○○, steamed ○○, and the best [beep] ○○, you can eat whatever you want!"
"real!?"
"Of course! I am a chef, and the meaning of my existence is to make the guests feel comfortable!"
Doraemon got into a pile of ○○ excitedly.
"..."
"..."
"..."
Li Nuo, Marjie, and Cha Bai were stunned on the spot.
Marjie said: "When I was a child, I relied on the comics of Doraemon to survive for a while... Now it's like this, no matter what, it feels so strange..."
Cha Bai comforted him: "Be more open-minded, it's B dream, not A dream."
"Wow~!" Doraemon said happily from ○○.
Li Nuo looked at this scene and said: "It's reasonable... B is swimming in ○."
Marger quickly covered his mouth.
"Don't ruin my childhood."
At this time, Victor came down from upstairs, originally planning to persuade Li Nuo not to torture Doraemon, but Victor saw Doraemon and Butterfly laughing in ○○.
Lao Wei covered his forehead and turned around to go upstairs, muttering: "I'm getting older..."
Li Nuo arched Marjie.
"Go with Lao Wei."
"Um."
After Marjie went upstairs, Li Nuo took Doraemon out of ○○.
"Okay, let's get to work."
Doraemon said: "I don't know what to do, and I'm in a hurry. I have to go back within three hours."
It was a childcare robot and now it is the robot of the young owner of a ramen shop in Cairo.
"Just bring me any props you have."
Li Nuo's request was not excessive.
It’s really not too much.
Doraemon opened his mouth and took out a bunch of things.
Since the four-dimensional space bag was stolen by a "player", it stuffed the spare space bag into its mouth, and was modified by a repairman in a certain world to make the mouth into a storage space.
According to the settings of the original Doraemon, it has a total of 1,963 props. Counting the animated version, the number is over 2,000.
Doraemon is not so much. It has previously revealed that it has been hundreds of years since it came to this parallel world. It is not only the people who have changed, but also the props.
So there are only a few useful things you can get from it.
…
First of all, it can be used multiple times.
[The drink that enters the realm of no one: When you want to be alone, just drink this drink that enters the realm of no one, and you will never meet anyone]
[Monster Clock: As long as you use this monster clock to set the time, a monster will appear when the time is up]
[Divination card box: This is a divination device used when you don’t know what to do. It can use three cards to remind you of the future]
…
Secondly, there are tools that can only be used a maximum of two or three times, or are restricted by scripts.
[Magic door number: As long as you stick this magic door number on the door, the house will become the house written on the door number]
[Wallpaper House: A convenient cabin that leads to the four-dimensional space (it is broken, and the house will produce a steady stream of garbage)]
…
Then what excited Li Nuo.
[First time experience medicine: As long as you take this medicine, no matter what you do, you can experience the same feeling as when you tried it for the first time (there are two pills left)]
…
Then it will be scrapped after one more use.
[Long-lost suitcase: As long as you carry this long-lost suitcase, the other person will treat you very kindly as if they never see you again]
[Dramatic gas: This kind of gas can make people's feelings greatly exaggerated and make a fuss about commonplace things]
…
In the end it was completely useless.
[Bamboo dragonfly: can fly]
…
The panel didn't say at all why this [Bamboo Dragonfly] was useless, but Doraemon said that this thing could kill people.
Out of curiosity, Li Nuo placed a [Bamboo Dragonfly] on the head of the gorilla maid.
With the rotation of the small propeller.
The neck of the orangutan maid also rotated.
Then its neck broke.
Cha Bai's eyes widened, and he was so frightened that he was completely stunned.
"That's it..."
Doraemon sighed.
"These are the only things I have left, and most of them are broken...and some of them are not very effective for your world."
Chabai still didn't understand: "Isn't there a lot of things about Doraemon in the comics..."
Doraemon said: "Some things disappeared after I came to this world. Strictly speaking...it may be the concept of parallel time and space contradictions. Some things cannot appear in other worlds."
Li Nuo listened to it and thought of a theory he knew from the staff.
No matter how many parallel time and space there are, any [bloodless person] has only one person. The ending of this person in other parallel time and space is basically determined early. In this respect, [bloodless person] is special.
"Didn't you say that there are some completely broken things?" Li Nuo asked.
"Those are my souvenirs. If you want them, I can give them to you." Doraemon took out some things from his mouth while speaking.
First, a black book.
[Magic Encyclopedia Dictionary: As long as you write your favorite spells and corresponding effects in this dictionary, it can become real magic (can only be used once)]
Doraemon's face darkened: "Since this thing was cursed by a terrible witch, it has become a terrifying thing that can only write destructive magic."
Cha Bai took it: "Thank you."
She can finally make a real [Atomic Breath].
Doraemon thought he didn't scare them, so he took out a half-burned piece of wood.
It looked like a door frame.
Doraemon said viciously: "See, if this thing is stuck into a person's body, it will cause death."
The three murderous guys present were indifferent.
Die felt that she had to give him some face, so she pretended to be surprised: "Oh, I was scared to death."
Li Nuo grabbed the wood.
[The remaining wooden frame of the arbitrary door]
[Quality: garbage]
[Effect: The corner of the arbitrary door that was burned was just an ordinary piece of wood]
[Brief description: Who can tell me the principle of the arbitrary door...]
Li Nuo gave the wooden frame to Cha Bai and said: "Teleportation magic, can it be used?"
Cha Bai put it into the [Black Magic Encyclopedia] and said: "I'll study it."
Doraemon cleared his mouth, and these were the things he brought.
"Um... can I come to you again to eat your food?"
Die nodded: "Okay, you are welcome anytime."
Doraemon said happily: "Then I will come when I have a break, once a month is okay?"
Die nodded with a smile. As a chef, the most gratifying thing is that someone likes her food, which makes people happier than keeping a gigolo.
At this moment, Li Nuo grabbed Doraemon's tail.
"You are still useful, don't leave."
"I will give you everything I brought." Doraemon said: "The rest is for my childcare, I can't give it to you."
"Can you repair things in your world?" Li Nuo asked, and pulled Doraemon in front of him.
Doraemon said: "It depends on what it is..."
Li Nuo: "What if it's a telephone booth?"
Doraemon: "Maybe..."
At the beginning of the "Player Competition", there was a wild hunting priest who accidentally entered that world.
That guy used the [Heavenly Sphere Intersection Sphere] to get a telephone booth landline.
Using that landline, the priest brought a group of players who had been to the "Monster Hunter" world over, which led to the formation of the "Player Competition".
[What if the landline of the telephone booth (already scrapped)]
[Quality: garbage (already scrapped)]
[Effect: can only realize a general outline of the wish (already used)]
Li Nuo put the scrapped landline in front of Doraemon from the warehouse.
"Can it be repaired?"
"Yes... but it will take a long time..."
Doraemon touched the sweat oozing from his head.
"And after it is repaired, it can't be the landline of the 'what if telephone booth' you understand."
"It doesn't matter, just help."
This job, plus Die's cooking, the two made the semi-retired Doraemon establish a connection with the "Hum" team.
Given that it is an outsider and has its own job, it can't always come, but as long as this guy is willing, this connection will not be broken.
Half a month later.
They received the news of entering the script.
That night, Cha Bai came to the corridor and took out the phone which looked like it had not been completely repaired.