Chapter 530 Cha Bai's Great Crisis
Li Nuo and his team arrived at the overseas country very quickly, and then an embarrassing thing happened.
The mobile castle was detected by the guided cruiser in the sky.
Because it was a forced cross-border crossing, the castle was hit by a volley of bullets, causing some problems with the landing system. In human terms, the legs were hit.
This means that they have to hit the ground like garbage.
The good news is that the location chosen by the castle is just above the border of the neighboring country across the sea.
A thousand meters below is a quiet town.
Qibeier.
In the back mountain of the town, a girl with short and capable hair stood on the green grass, not noticing the impending danger above.
Her name is Xiao Ai.
A native Qibeier village girl.
Xiao Ai is training her magic beast as usual.
Her official translation of the magic beast is "Rock Doll", 1.7 meters tall, with sharp rocks all over her body, and two eyes on her head glowing green.
"Use 'Stone Jet'!"
Xiao Ai gave instructions to the magic beast.
The rock puppet waved his fist at a sturdy tree, and his fist separated like a rocket and hit the tree.
But the tree was not broken, and there was a hole on the trunk.
Xiao Ai exhaled a foul breath: "This power is not enough..."
The rock puppet also felt that he was not good enough, and sat on the ground.
Although Xiao Ai was a little discouraged, he still walked over and touched the rock puppet's head, and said gently: "It's okay... Let's take a break and continue."
"No matter how long you rest, you are just a bunch of idiots!" There was a young man riding a motorcycle on the dirt road about ten meters away. This guy grinned: "Waste, waste like your parents."
"You!"
Xiao Ai glared at the other party, but she couldn't refute. Her parents had gone bankrupt because of poor management of the breeding farm, and owed a lot of foreign debts to their two children. As parents, they ran to the capital with travel bags and stayed there for ten years. No one knew whether they were dead or alive.
She and her brother depend on each other for survival. Not long ago, the town was going to hold a "Guided Warcraft Competition". The top three could get a lot of prize money. She and her brother signed up, hoping to make some money to pay off their debts, but her brother accidentally fell off a cliff a week ago and became a vegetable.
"Forget it... I don't want to argue with you." Xiao Ai suppressed her anger. Now was not the time to get angry.
"Your rock doll can only grow crops." The man continued to chatter.
While he was talking, two motorcyclists came. They were both men, wearing off-shoulder vests and tanned.
"By the way, Xiao Ai." The man on the motorcycle stopped her and said, "I will also participate in the competition tomorrow. If I win, you can give me your farm."
"Why!?" Xiao Ai suppressed her anger.
"I heard that the champion can get a lot of money. I want to run a farm." The man said.
"Go buy it yourself!"
"You don't want your brother's incident to happen again, do you?"
"My brother..." Xiao Ai instantly thought of her brother's accidental fall off a cliff... Her mind went blank: "You did it..."
The man smiled and said, "No one knows when an accident will happen, right?"
The two younger brothers behind him followed suit.
Xiao Ai was trembling all over. She couldn't bear it anymore and pointed at the murderers, shouting, "Rock puppets... attack them with rocks!"
"Hahahaha, idiot! What can your stupid puppet do!" Pupils suddenly appeared in the headlights of the motorcycle under the man's crotch. This car was his monster.
The motorcycle monster roared, and the timid rock puppet actually hugged his head and fled into the dense forest.
"Hahahahaha!" The three racing gangs laughed at her unscrupulously.
Boom!
The mobile castle fell from the sky and crushed them into meat paste.
The gate of the castle opened.
Li Nuo walked out, touching his head: "Why did it suddenly accelerate and crash down..."
Brother Ting came out second, holding Maljie: "Your castle is unreliable, isn't it..."
Cha Bai came out from behind him, frowning and said: "It's strange that it can be reliable after going abroad..."
The mobile castle completed its mission, so it turned into a sales truck again. When Cha Bai unloaded the [Shuttle Gate] on the car, he saw the three guys underneath.
Li Nuo pulled out his gun and shot at the motorcycle monster that was still breathing on the ground.
The illustration popped up a description.
[Death motorcycle, a monster that must violate traffic rules when seeing a red light, likes to hit people on the street during estrus, and is quite naughty]
[This monster is all female, so it likes to be ridden by male motorcycle riders]
[Danger: Very high]
[Strength: Low]
"What a shitty monster." Li Nuo took off the headlights while complaining. As a demon hunter, even if the materials on the monster are useless, he still upholds the virtue of not letting go when he sees it.
There were three human bodies on the ground. They were crushed and should be dead.
The difficult part was to see if there were any witnesses nearby. As a professional killer, one of the basic professional qualities was to kill all the witnesses.
So they looked at Xiao Ai, who was lying on the ground.
"..."
Xiao Ai was knocked down by the splashing gravel. She lay on the grass, her chest was hot and her eyes were full of fear.
It was the first time she saw this kind of appearance and the monster that could transform into a castle. She had already started to think about it.
Brother Ting suggested: "This woman is not powerful, bury her."
Xiao Ai panicked, widened her eyes and shouted: "How abrupt! At least rob her!"
"Let me go, she actually knows how to bargain..." Brother Ting frowned, he didn't like Xiao Ai's "big breasts" shape.
Brother Ting is a tablet enthusiast. He feels that the breasts are like two tumors growing on the human body, which is very disgusting.
Chabai puts on glasses that can see the side missions.
[Can trigger branch line: Beast Tamer]
"There is a branch line."
Li Nuo guessed that the place where the castle landed must have meaning. Xiao Ai was not lucky enough not to be killed, but she survived because she had a mission that could strengthen the player.
Ah...everything is a choice in Steins;Gate.
"Miss, where is your home?"
…
There is such a small country on the sea sandwiched between three big countries.
Blue Sea Principality.
Because a large amount of ore was discovered fifty years ago, it became a hot commodity among big countries.
It is like an innocent fat girl who is pampered by three overbearing CEOs. The CEOs give her money, and she builds and builds... She has become a developed country...
The capital, Bruce Port, is the largest free trade city in the northern hemisphere. The city built of reinforced concrete has been nicknamed "Steel Domino". It is full of entertainment and entertainment, and the gambling industry is extremely developed. Qibel, a dilapidated rural town separated by a sea from the capital, is not so prosperous. At first glance, it looks like a small medieval village with electricity.
All the above can be seen in National Geographic Magazine.
But Qibel has a very special industry: Warcraft Tamer.
A few years ago, the Blue Sea Principality Research Institute invented the force guide: the taming collar.
"About five years ago, that kind of collar was put into use across the country, but it caused a lot of accidents and was discontinued."
Xiao Ai served the brewed coffee to several people.
He cleared away the leftovers on the table and walked towards the kitchen.
They have arrived at Xiao Ai's home.
"Then why are there still Warcraft Tamers here?" Li Nuo took a sip of the coffee and thought it tasted bad, so he drank it in one sip.
"I know this." Brother Ting touched Brother Ma's fur and said, "Fight crickets."
There are no crickets in this world, so naturally Xiao Ai doesn't understand.
"The big landowners had the goods, and when they were bored, they started animal trainer competitions in the countryside. This was true at the beginning, but things changed after a few years."
"What changes?"
"Our country is a seaport city. It used to be a bunch of dilapidated small fishing villages. At that time, the natural environment was harsh, and our ancestors had a domesticated relationship with Warcraft."
After all, Warcraft is a more powerful animal that can be tamed, but it is much more difficult.
What Xiao Ai said next can be summed up very simply.
Most of the landowners are outsiders and do not know the abilities of the aboriginal ancestors. The beast taming competition has stimulated the potential of Xiao Ai and his group. Some people can really drive powerful monsters to fight, but there are still risks, so there is no Too much attention from the country.
However, small-scale animal taming competitions have become popular in the countryside, and some small towns will choose summer, the season when animals are most restless, to hold competitions every year.
The small town of Qibel is one of them.
"In the final analysis, it is an entertainment program for the landlords after dinner, but the winner can get a lot of money."
Xiao Ai sat across from them, talking about this, his eyes full of expectation.
"One thousand lire is so much that I don't even know how to spend it."
The lira is a unit of currency.
One thousand lire can buy a second-hand tractor in a big city.
"Then how are you going to compete?"
Cha Bai stood by the window, looking at a group of chickens on the farm outside the window.
[Scary chickens are regarded as monsters because the eggs they lay have a strong odor. A hundred years ago, their size was about five times that of today. As certain events developed, the bodies of these chickens shrank to what they are now. Became a domestic animal]
[Risk level: extremely low]
[Intensity: extremely low]
Xiao Ai exhaled a breath, lowered his head and said, "It wasn't like this at home before. There were some large monsters that could be used for sightseeing. Later, in order to pay off the debt, I sold them."
In fact, when she was still young, she was deceived by a group of scammers and sold those monsters at a low price.
Xiao Ai looked up at the cracks in the ceiling.
"I don't know what to do. The game starts in three hours... The only monster I can fight was scared away by the group of bosozoku."
"Ah no... the fact that it was scared away shows that it is unreliable..." Li Nuo complained and then directly said: "How about we help you compete?"
"Really?" Xiao Ai was waiting for his words: "That flying fortress is your Warcraft, right?"
At this time there was a knock on the door.
"Hold on."
Xiao Ai got up and went outside to open the door.
Taking advantage of this time, several people made a total calculation.
Li Nuo just found a manual in the house with an introduction to the World of Warcraft game.
The contestants use a Warcraft to decide the winner. In the final analysis, this is not the real world of "Pokémon". Warcraft are not human beings like Pokémon. Most of them are still beasts, and it is not that easy to tame them. , for safety reasons, the number of participants is limited to sixteen.
Xiao Ai and her brother both signed up, but her brother is currently being treated in the hospital and misses the competition.
The vacant spots can be filled by Li Nuo or Brother Ting.
But don’t forget, the competition is basically an entertainment activity for the landlords. The rules are very active. It doesn’t matter whether the contestants are the real ones...
To sum up, Li Nuo asked in a low voice: "How about we kill this little bitch and replace her in the competition?"
Brother Ting: "I realized along the way that you are a bit extreme..."
Li Nuo is very efficient in his actions. He had already taken out the poison when Brother Ting complained.
There were shouts and noises outside the house, interrupting Li Nuo's poisoning.
When a few people went out, they saw Xiao Ai arguing with someone.
These people are the crew members of one side of the competition.
She received a notice from the organizer of the competition that she must bring out the participating Warcraft within half an hour, otherwise she would be disqualified.
"Can't you give me two hours? The monster I raised... ran away just now."
A staff member took a deep breath.
"So, why do you think we came to inform you?"
He pulled out a photo.
The photo shows the monster that Xiao Ai escaped from, the rock doll.
"That monster of yours is a fake..."
Xiao Ai was speechless.
How could she have any warcraft that she could fight? The rock doll was a mage who practiced the earth element. He got a leather case from a tokusatsu drama, put a circle of stones on the outside of the leather case, and then it became a warcraft.
"He is actually my ex-boyfriend..."
Li Nuo and others who listened to the conversation had questions.
"Brother Ting, can this Warcraft thing be fake?"
"The country of Obsidian is not good, but this is a foreign country." Brother Ting did not forget to complain: "I was fucked abroad by you, and the main mission was interrupted..."
His main mission is to collect and confiscate illustrated guides, but the illustrated guide numbers differ between countries, so the interruption of the main mission is considered a normal phenomenon.
But Brother Ting will think better, at least he finds it interesting.
After most players become familiar with the rules, they adopt a fixed approach to the world in the script, and the potential fun of being a player at the beginning becomes a work-like mechanical action.
The three Li Nuo are different. They play blindly and don't even pay attention to the main storyline. In Brother Ting's perception, they are just the big guys of the "Anti-Science Alliance".
On the other side, Xiao Ai was still arguing.
It would be too difficult to find a World of Warcraft that could compete in half an hour, at least not with her pile of chickens.
Li Nuo shouted: "We have two monsters."
Everyone looked at him.
"this."
Li Nuo picked up Marjie.
Someone from the working group asked: "Are you calling us a bad person?"
Marger took Victor out of the dog's ears. A dog that can take out middle-aged men from its ears is definitely not a normal dog.
The people in the working group were all stunned at this moment, they didn't know how to answer the call.
There are one hundred and fifty kinds of Warcraft in the Obsidian Kingdom, but there is no fixed record of Warcraft in this country. About a thousand kinds of Warcraft have been discovered around the world.
"Hmm...can I ask which country your dog belongs to?"
Victor thought he was being asked, so he said: "My hometown is America, and I have always been in Night City..."
Cha Bai: "Mr. Victor, he is talking about dogs."
Victor was so ashamed that he got into Marger's ear and left with a pair of stunned eyes.
The working team members calmed down, and someone said: "The problem is, we are not sure whether your dog is a monster or a man-made disguise..."
The guy who spoke inadvertently told the truth.
Li Nuo: "Are you looking for trouble?"
Opponent: "Please give evidence."
Cha Bai held Li Nuo's arm and whispered: "Don't use [Yakxi's Seal] lightly. The machine in their hands has a force-guiding device for detection."
at the same time.
In a black car on the road next door.
The girl sitting in the back seat of the car smoothed her long black hair with her fingers and coughed lightly.
The butler in the driver's seat turned back.
"Miss, please tell me."
The girl said: "Let them compete."
The steward immediately picked up the phone and informed the competition working group.
The girl's eyes remained on Li Nuo.
She pursed her lips.
"So handsome..."
"I want him..."