Lazy God Possession

Chapter 10104: The Armed Uprising of Little Robots

Walking on Lazy God Island is a very unique immersive experience.

Walking along the path covered with blue bricks, you will soon be completely surrounded by Chinese gardens. Looking back, you can only see a piece of green bamboo and strange stones, forgetting that you are in modern times.

As Lu Zhenguo walked forward, he was amazed and slowed down involuntarily.

Even those so-called "traditional cultural masters" who seem to be high-sounding but are actually full of business are rarely infected by this environment and calm down.

At this moment, it seems that the meeting is not so important, what is important is to enjoy the tranquility at this moment.

Suddenly, everyone was awakened by an explosion, and the crackling sound made everyone turn their heads in wonder, and then someone laughed: "It's the firecrackers just now."

Oh, it's firecrackers. Everyone sighed and looked back at the courtyard in front of them again, with serene smiles on their faces.

Until there was another "pop" sound.

"It seems that the firecrackers I bought this time are not very good. There are so many unexploded firecrackers." Someone joked.

But not everyone was so relieved. In the rear, a security guard in charge of protecting Lu Zhenguo issued an order in a low voice.

Soon, several people ran towards the direction of the explosion.

At the gate, under the archway of Lazy God Island, Liang Xu, a staff member of Lazy Life, is a little bit blind at the moment.

In front of him was a small robot with the number 124 painted on it.

The little robot waved the firecrackers in his hand and screamed "wawa" inexplicably excitedly.

Liang Xu and his fiancée are old employees who live a lazy life.

As a couple with low education and came to work in the city from the countryside, the city is not particularly friendly to them.

Before joining Lazy Life, they lived a very hard life. Liang Xu worked as a courier and a small construction site worker, and managed to stay in this city. His girlfriend also worked as a waiter and shopping guide Starting from a similar career, they worked hard together and supported each other for three years. After hard work, they finally gained a firm foothold in the city.

In this process, they have no secret, only two words, diligent.

After going through the most difficult years, they finally confirmed their relationship some time ago and are ready to get married and get a certificate.

Couples in distress are especially affectionate. The only thing that bothers them is buying a house in Dongbin.

Seeing the high housing prices in Dongbin, wanting to buy a house is really like a dream.

At this time, the lazy God Department launched the "Dream House" to solve his worries.

Liang Xu's gratitude to the lazy gods can really be said to be so full that the Pacific Ocean can't hold it.

The two got married quickly, then went around the Philippines, Africa and other places, spent five or six days on their honeymoon, and hurried back to work.

Lazy life is expanding rapidly, if you don't work hard now, when will you wait?

Whether they are married or traveling, they are always accompanied by two little robots, numbered 124 and 128, who are their work partners and friends, and are even treated as children.

Just saw 124 being curious about firecrackers, Liang Xu felt it was funny, he seemed to see himself when he was young, he was full of curiosity about the things that exploded and had amazing destructive power, and couldn't wait to try its power .

At that time, Liang Xu had blown up garbage dumps, wine bottles, female deskmates’ whips, and school toilets—when the angry principal rushed out of the toilet covered in filth, Liang Xu Sadly dropped out of school.

Working everywhere, traveling to several cities, on the third day in Qingyang, Liang Xu met the female classmate whose braids had been blown by him, and since then settled down in Qingyang, and joined the lazy life together.

Then this braided female classmate became his wife.

"So, if you hadn't blown up your mother's braids, you wouldn't be where you are now." Seeing the little robot startled, Liang Xu put down the cleaning tool in his hand and demonstrated how to ignite firecrackers , stroking the little robot No. 124 with emotion, "Otherwise I wouldn't have named you Pao Zhan."

"Waaaaa!" The little robot No. 124, Pao Bao, turned the camera and made an exclamation.

Then it lit the firecracker and threw it out.

"Yes, that's it." Liang Xu patted Pao Zhan's head, "When the Chinese New Year comes, I'll buy you a bunch of them for you to have fun with. Now let's do the work."

"Crack!" Liang Xu just turned around when he heard another explosion behind him.

"Uh..." Liang Xu shook his head helplessly, and saw that the rubbish that had been collected just now had been blown apart.

Pao Zhan waved his little paws excitedly, picked and picked among the trash, and quickly found more than a dozen unexploded firecrackers, stuffing them into his breast pocket. He waved the firecracker with one hand and the lighter with the other, excitedly Jumping up and down: "WaaaaaAaaaaa! WaaaLaaaaAaaaaaa!"

"Okay, I know you are very happy, but now is not the time to play, hurry up and work!" Liang Xu put on a straight face. In the past, when Pao Zhan was disobedient, he would have a straight face, and then Pao Zhan behaved .

But this time his stern tactics were obviously useless, because Pao Zhan answered him with firecrackers.

"Crack!" Pao Zhan happily threw a firecracker over.

"stop!"

"Crack!" It was another firecracker.

"Stop it, I'm going to hit someone!"

"Snapped!"

"Oh, you brat, how dare you blow me up!"

"Crack! Crack! Crack!" Pao Zhan learned a new skill and continued bombing.

Liang Xu finally understood how the headmaster felt at that time more than ten years ago. He brandished the broom in his hand as a shield and rushed all the way.

Several security personnel ran over, and a few firecrackers were thrown in front of them.

"I want to ruin my face! I'll dodge!" The security guard headed by an iron bridge accurately dodged a shot.

Then with a stabbing sound, Pao Zhan had already slipped under his crotch, brandishing a lighter and firecrackers, and rushed out laughing wildly, he was simply a little terrorist.

"Catch him...hey! Don't hurt him!" Liang Xu was worried and distressed, and chased after him.

Seeing the security guards of Lazy God and Liang Xu leave, the other staff members looked at each other in blank dismay, worried: "Old Liang... will be fine now!"

It doesn't matter if these little robots make some jokes on weekdays, but today the island is full of big shots!

Under their feet, a few small robots secretly turned the camera, quietly approached the pile of paper scraps that had been cleaned up, stretched out their small claws, and rummaged inside.

When several staff members turned their heads, they saw their little robots shouting "WaaaLaaa!", waving lighters and firecrackers, and running around.

Several people want to chase, but how can they catch up.

"Fuck! It's over!" Watching the little robots disappear into the exquisite and quiet manor on Lazy God Island, several staff members were heartbroken.

(I'm back, I'm a little Calvin~ sleep first!)

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