Chapter 10109: World War of Little Robots
After thinking about it, there are many people who can do this kind of thing in the entire lazy god system, but there are probably only a few small robots that can do this kind of thing.
Nan Ming finally got rid of those meddling intellectuals, looked left and right, and shouted: "Dabai! Dabai!"
No one answered, and called out a few more words: "Xiaobai! Xiaobai!"
Still no answer.
Nan Ming roared angrily: "If you don't get out again, do you want to die!"
Finally, a white dumpling rolled out from the corner, rolled to Nan Ming's side, raised the camera, and yelled timidly at Nan Ming: "V~v~V?"
"Sibai, why are you here?" Seeing Sibai, Nan Ming slowed down his tone. These four little robots have their own characteristics. Sibai is a cute girl, and she often works with Zhang Feilin. She has a gentle personality. It's like "the most favored little daughter" here, seeing Sibai, Nan Ming is too embarrassed to lose his temper.
"V——vv~" Sibai called out in a low voice, Nan Ming frowned, squatted down and patted Sibai: "You don't know? Sibai, let me tell you, you can't learn from those bad kids, Dad I would be very..."
Nan Ming paused, and found that the word "4" on Sibai's body was a bit strange. In fact, all the little robots looked almost exactly the same, and most of them were distinguished by the numbers on their bodies.
But at this time, Nan Ming squatted down, and saw the word "4" on Sibai's body, only the vertical one in the middle was brighter in color, and the tick next to it looked strange.
Nan Ming reached out and touched the paint of the red marker pen, and the number 4 on Si Bai's body suddenly disappeared by half.
Where is Sibai, this is clearly Dabai!
At this time, "Sibai" was completely unaware that he had revealed himself, so he raised the camera, tilted it, and made a cute voice: "vvv~vv~"
Seeing that Nan Ming was unmoved, it turned on the flash point next to the camera and flashed at Nan Ming.
"You still fired at me!" Nan Ming wanted to swear: "Damn, you bastard, fake mother, you still pretend to be Sibai to win sympathy! See if I don't beat you to death! See if I beat you to death!"
Dabai was so frightened by Nan Ming that he ran away with his head in his arms, how could he reveal his secrets! Didn't Erbai say he won't reveal his secrets?
Nan Ming was so angry that he didn't know what to do. These little robots were like seven or eight-year-old brats who hated people and dogs!
"Okay, okay, stop the domestic violence!" Zhao Gaofeng quickly stopped Nan Ming, and said to Dabai: "Dabai, let them come back quickly, this matter is very serious and cannot be done!"
Dabai tilted his head and made an aggrieved voice: "vv~"
It's not that I don't want to call them back, it's that they don't want to come back... I left myself here to be cute, now it seems that I have been sold!
Hearing Dabai's answer, Nan Ming took a breath and said to Dabai: "Tell them, isn't it just fireworks? I'll buy them for you, and you can put as much as you want!"
"VVVVV?" Dabai's camera started to flash again.
"Really, what you say is what you say... Come back quickly and be careful, don't be caught."
Nan Ming sighed, and said to Zhao Gaofeng, "Let Tie Dan go and buy them some fireworks."
"VVV????" Dabai shouted anxiously.
"Well, it's not buying a few, but buying a lot, buying a lot of fireworks..." Nan Ming paused: "But! It must be released in a centralized manner, and it cannot be released all day long, otherwise I will put you all in confinement!"
Buying fireworks and firecrackers is really not an easy task.
After receiving Nan Ming's order, Tie Dan went blind.
Now that all kinds of management are becoming stricter, the fireworks market has begun to suffer. Many big cities have strictly prohibited the display of fireworks.
Moreover, the peak period for setting off fireworks and firecrackers is only in the new year and the new year. Now it's summer, where can I find fireworks?
Moreover, as the people in the procurement department said before, as soon as the news spread that they were going to buy a large number of fireworks, people from the law enforcement department came to the door.
It was He Shan who called: "I heard that you want fireworks? I have a lot of confiscated contraband here. It's very dangerous to store. I'm worried about what to do with it."
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On this day, many fireworks and firecrackers in the contraband warehouse were all removed.
On this day, Liuyang, the capital of fireworks in China, flew several huge airships, and several huge warehouses were evacuated.
On this day, a weapons testing ground somewhere in the west on the edge of the desert received its first "lease order" from a private company.
On this day, every family with a small robot received a "battle suit" specially tailored for the small robot.
After seven o'clock in the evening, Liang Xu couldn't wait to turn on the TV after finishing his meal. The newlyweds sat arm in arm in front of the TV, waiting nervously.
Not long after, there was a slight flash on the screen, and the screen appeared.
On the screen, there is a little robot Paozhuan wearing a battle suit. The suit on it is like a small rugby uniform, covering the whole body, only two small paws are exposed outside. There is also something similar to an electronic cigarette lighter on the chest. Below the cigarette lighter is an LED display with a number on it: "100."
And on the battle suit, there are also several multi-angle cameras, plus the camera of the small robot gun battle, this is what Liang Xu and the others see.
At this moment, every lazy priest resting at home is sitting in front of the TV, watching their little robots fighting.
Now Pao Zhang is following the other little robots and getting off the airship. Outside the airship is a barren desert.
After the little robot rushed into the Gobi Desert, it immediately scattered and played around.
When all the little robots got out of the car, tens of thousands of little robots were in a mess on the Gobi Desert.
In the sky, Tie Dan stood on the airship and looked down. Even if he didn't have trypophobia, his scalp was a little numb.
Unknowingly, there are already so many little robots in the Lazy God System. Almost every family has a little robot of its own.
And this event tonight probably really touched the hearts of millions of people.
As soon as eight o'clock arrived, Tie Dan ordered loudly: "Start the airdrop!"
The cabin door opened, and countless small boxes that had been packed were scattered down, and small white umbrellas opened in the air, covering even the ground for a while.
The little robots let out a wow, and ran over to the place where the little boxes landed.
The first small box fell to the ground, opened with a snap, and dozens of boxes of bulk firecrackers popped out. A few small claws stretched over, swiped at the chest, ignited it, and threw it out with a wave of hands.
With a "snap", the little robot that was blown lost a point on its chest and became 99 points.
But the little robot that blew up someone else got 101 points.
If the points are cleared, you must withdraw from this battle!
The one with the most points can get the qualification to set off the largest super shell!
This is the rule of this firework battle, life or death! It's that cruel.
Fortunately, the little robots don't need to fight alone, they also have a strong backing.
At this moment, Qingyang, Dongbin, Wenji, or the United States, Africa, the Philippines...
I don't know how many employees of the Lazy God Department are desperately supporting their little robots, and some of them can't help themselves.
Liang Xu was also a good player when he was a child, and now he danced excitedly: "Paobao, be careful on the left, someone wants to sneak up on you! Blow him! Hahahaha, yes, blow him up! Blow it again! Good job! Good son, blow it up! Good! I have the demeanor of your father and me!"
"There are several coming from the right, run, run!"
"It's okay, it's only a little over ten points, grab it back again, don't worry, just hide behind... hide well!"
Seeing that her husband was as excited as a child, Liang Xu's wife pursed her lips with a smile, seeming to recall Liang Xu blowing up the school toilet with a firecracker when she was a child.
She held the tablet and monitored it carefully, and saw a few red dots appearing among the countless white dots on the screen, and hurriedly said: "Quick, quick, the second wave of ammunition has begun to be air-dropped, and there are large fireworks bombs inside. "
"Where is that? Quickly send the position to Pao Zhan... on the left! Quickly grab it! Don't take that one, take the big box!"
"Fuck, you can't bomb like this, you can't fight alone, you have to form an alliance, firecrackers, quickly find a few other friends of yours, and form a camp to bomb together!"
"Fuck, the little robot of Lao Li's family is running out of points, you guys protect it and let it earn more points!"
"Good job, formation formation! Push forward!"
"There's more ammunition coming! Hurry up and grab it! Okay, we got it, where are those bastards just now? Push them flat! Push! Push! Push! Push forward!"
"Crack! Crack! Crack! Crack!"