Lazy God Possession

Chapter 1117: Lost Hundreds of Millions

In mid-August, major media began to speculate about where the Silence was going on this month's epic journey, and what price the tickets would be sold for.

The media and various experts have their own opinions. Some media think that with the style of lazy gods, they have landed on the moon last time, and maybe they will land on Mars this time.

But the experts disagree with this, because both the earth and Mars are moving in the solar system, and their distance changes with time at any time. When the distance between the earth and Mars is the closest, it is called Mars opposition. The earth and Mars are almost in a straight line, and when the earth is between the sun and Mars, Mars opposes the sun, once every seven hundred days.

When Mars is at opposition, the distance between the Earth and Mars is 54.6 million kilometers, which is 143 times the distance between the Earth and the Moon.

"This distance is almost an insurmountable distance for the Silence. Although the Silence can land on the moon smoothly, it is like running a marathon for a lazy person who can only run 100 meters on weekdays. An almost impossible task.” The experts changed their subject, “Not to mention, the last time Mars opposed the sun was on April 8, 2014, and the next one will be on May 22, 2016. When the distance is the farthest, if you want to land on Mars now, you need to travel through the entire solar system, a distance of 400 million kilometers!"

400 million kilometers, 1000 times the distance between the earth and the moon!

Just thinking about the numbers can make people despair!

Even if Silence is really going to land on Mars, it won't be at this time!

After criticizing the "landing on Mars" theory, he put forward his own opinion: "There is still a forbidden place for human beings on the earth, which is hardly understood by people so far, and that is the bottom of the deep sea. Rather than letting the Silence land on Mars reluctantly, Why don't you go to the bottom of the sea..."

However, this expert hadn't finished expressing his opinion before it was rejected by other experts. Everyone showed the attitude of a keyboard fighter and sprayed endlessly on various media. It seems that the lazy gods don't listen to them. It's not considered a lazy god.

This kind of debate lasted from mid-August to the end of the month, and then at the end of the month, the lazy gods hadn't announced the goal of this epic trip, and even the ticket auction website hadn't been launched. Everyone was puzzled and contacted lazy god.

However, the entire publicity department of the Lazy God Department is basically just doing nothing, and they don’t even talk to reporters at all. After finally finding Cai Wendi’s people, they still don’t know what to ask: "What? You mean an epic journey? Oh oh oh..."

Cai Wendi slapped his head: "I'd have forgotten if you didn't tell me, Epic Journey, this month is gone!"

"What? Gone?" The reporters almost turned against Cai Wendi, grabbed his collar and shook him desperately: "What are you talking about? How can it be gone? What is it called gone?"

"If it's gone, it's gone." Cai Wendi spread his hands, "The Epic Journey was originally created by Lao Ma to promote the redface brand. Now that redface is already very popular, there is no need to do it. Besides, Lao Ma is now The U.S. is running an election campaign, so it probably doesn’t have time for an epic trip.”

"How can it be like this? It has to be done! This is an epic journey!"

"Besides, there will be no room for the Silence this year. I'm busy, I'm busy!" The very irresponsible publicity manager waved his hand and dismissed the reporter.

What does busy mean? What is the Silence busy with?

Then... After the news of the tenth day came, the reporters finally realized it.

It turns out... Silence is busy picking up students everywhere!

What a joke! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

If it weren't for the fear of being cut by the editor-in-chief, the reporters would even have expressed their indignation with two rows of exclamation marks in the title!

Tickets for the epic journey of the Silence were hard to come by from the first time, and it reached its peak when the Silence landed on the moon last time.

But this time, some wealthy people even threatened that no matter where the Silence went, even if it was just a round-the-world flight, they would bid for the auction, because being on the Silence is an honor in itself, and it is also an excellent way to expose yourself way, can dominate the headlines for an entire month in a variety of ways.

Just the honor of boarding the Silence is already worth tens of millions of dollars spent by many people.

Probably because it was too noisy, the propaganda department of the Lazy God Department finally issued an announcement in a slow manner, saying that in late August and early September, the Silence will pick up students everywhere, and will not start the fourth epic journey.

But as soon as this announcement came out, many people immediately said: "It's okay to pick up students. Do you sell boat tickets? I want to buy them!"

Some people have even started air auctions: "I'll pay $50 million!"

"I'll pay $100 million!"

So shouted.

Hearing the tone of these rich people who were afraid that the money would not be spent, everyone expressed that "people are stupid, they have a lot of money, come quickly", but the rich people have a different opinion: "If the epic journey of the Silence is once a month If it is not, it may gradually become mediocre, but at present, it seems that epic tours are not available every month, and may even be permanently canceled for various reasons. What is this? This is an absolutely scarce resource. This is the same reason that gold is more expensive than black iron, because gold is too scarce, and only scarce ones are worth spending money on.”

Thinking about it carefully, the argument of the rich seems to make sense.

Gold is valuable because it is scarce.

Limited editions can be very expensive because they are rare.

The reason why antiques and famous paintings are expensive is also because they are rare.

So, if epic tours are also becoming rare, why can't they be more expensive?

What if the epic journey on the Silence became a yearly one, or no longer exist?

Then this epic journey, perhaps the last epic journey, will become truly epic.

This is scarcity! Dog X's lazy god, how the hell can he do business!

Everyone in the lazy gods can't laugh or cry when they hear this kind of argument. When will I do business like this? Why don't I know?

Isn't this because Mr. Nan is wayward and not short of money?

Said that the South will always do business, I have a sentence, do you want to listen?

And as more and more people shouted to participate in the auction, suddenly, someone put forward an even more terrifying proposal: "If I get the ticket for the epic trip after bidding, I can designate a place, And the Silence is picking up students everywhere, so can I let the Silence come to my house and pick up my baby? Let my baby also have the right to study in Lazy Theological Seminary? My baby is young and eager to learn, making progress every day, she is definitely aspiring juvenile!"

As soon as this argument came out, the plot began to develop in a more terrifying direction.

The main group of people shouting from the air suddenly turned from various local tyrants and emerging rich people to all kinds of "old·money". Your sons and daughters have a future.

The price of this non-existent epic journey is rising steadily, hundreds of millions of dollars are thrown out, just to buy an opportunity to study at Lazy Seminary!

Hearing this news, all the college entrance examination candidates this year are a little bit bad.

Originally, they were admitted by their favorite school, and their hearts were full of expectations.

But now, they suddenly discovered that they had lost hundreds of millions.

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