Chapter 10102: It Must Be a Fake Mr. Nan

After frantically patrolling for a few days, the entire Lazy God Department was afraid of Nan Ming. Several people found Zhao Gaofeng, complained to him, and asked, "What's wrong with Mr. Nan recently? He suddenly became diligent. We are not used to it!"

Today, Zhao Gaofeng is on the Silence, patrolling up and down, and seems to be checking something. Before he can answer, Lu Xingcheng, who was checking with him, has already connected. He smiled and said: "Actually, Mr. Nan was there two days ago While basking in the sun on the deck of the Silence, I accidentally fell into the sea..."

Everyone stared wide-eyed and said, "What? Really? Why are you so careless? Are you okay!"

"Then an old man with a white beard came out of the sea, holding Mr. Nan in one hand and asked me: 'Young man, did you lose this very hardworking Mr. Nan, or this very responsible Mr. Nan?

Lu Xingcheng sighed, slapped his thigh and said, "Unfortunately, I was too honest and told him that I lost a lazy and irresponsible Mr. Nan..."

Lu Xingcheng shook his head and stamped his feet, regretting and said: "Then, he said that you are very honest, young man, so I will reward you for being very diligent and responsible President Nan."

"Ah?" The listener was taken aback: "So, now ours is a fake Mr. Nan?"

"That's right, it must be the fake Mr. Nan." Lu Xingcheng wiped his tears, "Our Mr. Nan is probably already buried in the sea..."

Lu Xingcheng sings and composes very well, and he was still shaking his head and stamping his feet in a gesture of wiping tears. Suddenly, everyone showed inscrutable expressions, especially Zhao Gaofeng who was next to him shook his head deeply: "Brother Lu, are you really You shouldn't speak ill of Mr. Nan behind his back like this, do you think we will all believe you?"

"I won't believe a word of what you Xiao Lu said! Our Nan Boss is always so wise, diligent and responsible!" There was another person beside him who expressed his loyalty.

"Uh...Could it be that Mr. Nan is behind me?" Lu Xingcheng suddenly stopped, but he immediately felt that it was impossible, and he pushed Zhao Gaofeng next to him: "Little fat, you also scared me, Mr. Nan is clearly in his bedroom How could it be behind my back to catch up on sleep? Isn’t it?”

"That's right, the real Mr. Nan is catching up on sleep, and the fake Mr. Nan is right behind you." Nan Ming's voice came from behind Lu Xingcheng, "But there is a loophole in what you said just now, the old man with the white beard , didn’t I give you a diligent one and a responsible one. Then am I diligent or responsible?”

"Of course you are the diligent and responsible Mr. Nan!" Lu Xingcheng hurriedly wanted to flatter.

But it's too late.

Nan Ming wasn't interested in listening to his compliments at all. As soon as he waved his hands, Zhao Gaofeng and Song Shengbo, who had been eyeing him for a long time, had crossed him from left to right, and pushed him out of the ship's side.

"Ahhh! I can't swim!" Lu Xingcheng screamed and was pushed off the deck.

can not swim? You naval officer can't swim yet? Who would believe it!

Nan Ming lay on the ship's side with great interest and looked at it for a while, wondering: "Where's that old man? Why didn't he show up? I still want a more reliable captain!"

"Me, me, me!" Song Shengbo quickly introduced himself, "Mr. Nan, I'm reliable!"

Nan Ming rolled his eyes, you, a first officer who thinks about usurping the throne all day, are actually reliable?

Nan Ming blinked, looked at the captain below him who was the most deadly in the world, and the first officer beside him who always wanted to usurp the throne, and sighed: "After thinking about it, Brother Shi seems to be the most reliable, he When will you retire?"

With such a captain and first mate, how can they conquer the sea of ​​stars!

At this moment, Shi Buqing, who was diving somewhere at the bottom of the ocean, suddenly sneezed: "Ah, who is talking about me?"

"Hey, I seem to be the only one who is reliable in the entire lazy god system." Nanming shook his head bleakly. Why is there no one who knows how to share his worries and help him solve the problem of his authority when the lazy god is so big?

If this goes on like this, I'm really going to die!

After a round of mutual torture, Nan Ming happily felt that he had done so much, and now his laziness authority would definitely improve by leaps and bounds, break through the void, and become a god.

Then he called out his authority, and he was stupid at first glance.

The lazy permissions are still about the same size as before, and they are still too lazy to move.

The work authority has grown a lot, and it is more active than before. It is spinning non-stop, and the lazy authority is fluctuating constantly, unable to stop.

Lazy gods, the more you force them, the more diligent they become!

It is said that the people of our country are hardworking and kind, but the talent of this race is really too strong now!

Now, only by watching Lu Xingcheng's jokes can he be happy.

When the drowned Lu Xingcheng finally climbed up from the sea, Nan Ming sighed again, and then Zhao Gaofeng kicked Lu Xingcheng down again.

Lu Xingcheng didn't come up at all, and showed off his swimming skills in the sea, backstroke for a while, breaststroke for a while, butterfly for a while, and dive for a while from time to time.

"This kid, his swimming skills are pretty good." Song Shengbo smiled. He is from the Air Force, basically a landlubber. He can swim now, but he is much worse than Lu Xingcheng.

"Technology... not bad?" Nan Ming narrowed his eyes, and a thought became clearer.

Nan Ming discovered that in the lazy god system, it is almost impossible to use institutional methods to make everyone lazy.

Compared with the name "Lazy God", this is really an extremely ironic thing.

But where is the best part of the lazy god system?

Not a system, but a technology!

To be honest, the system of the lazy god system is simply a mess, not to mention that there is Nan Ming, a shit-stirring stick who makes trouble all day long.

His recent inspections have brought the entire lazy god system into chaos.

But in this world, there is nothing that the lazy gods can't solve through technology!

If "becoming lazy" is regarded as a purely technical problem, it seems much simpler.

Just divide "becoming lazy" into 1/2/3/4 steps, and then do it step by step.

In this world, there is no political party that can use decrees to make people not write letters, but with the popularization of the Internet, people will naturally stop writing letters because there are better ways to replace them.

"Dream House" is obviously a good start. Originally, Nan Ming only regarded Dream House as one of his two major steps, but now he finds that this step is the really important one. And others, such as one day a week, or inspecting everywhere, are just a waste of energy...

"I have an idea! I have an idea!" Nan Ming suddenly turned around and ran to his room.

"Wait, I'm not mistaken." Lu Xingcheng climbed up from the gangway, dripping all over his body, and was shocked when he saw Nan Ming running back, "It really is a fake Mr. Nan!"